Chapter 17 Let's Play the Gongkou Game

"Yes! Alone. Li Xinfeng smiled: "Don't look at your grandma alone, every day there are many old sisters who go to the house to chat, play mahjong, and still play music and dance in the yard at night, and live happily every day!" ”

"Really?" Shangguan was very surprised: "I remember that grandpa used to annoy grandma dancing the most." ”

"Isn't it!" Li Xinfeng took a sip of tea: "As soon as your grandfather leaves, grandma is also free and unrestrained, and now she is getting younger and younger, looking at her current body, it will definitely be no problem in another thirty or fifty years if she is not sick or sick." ”

Shangguan can not cry and laugh, in the impression, grandpa is a very traditional, macho man, patriarchal thinking is very serious, so uncle and aunt adopted Li Bingjie back then, which has always made grandpa very unhappy, and even once had a tense relationship, and later grandma persuaded grandpa, the excuse is very simple: "Our son can't give birth to himself, and raising a son with a foreign surname is not cheap for outsiders for a lifetime?" It's good to have a daughter, if you can become with our grandson, our family is tied together, what's so bad? ”

In this way, the relationship between grandpa and uncle's family slowly eased, but grandpa is too emperor at home, and no one can afford to provoke him, only Shangguan can dare to ride grandpa's neck to pee, the reason is also very simple, machismo! His own bones and blood are on the hands of a capable person, and his grandfather is in pain, and he can't pluck all the stars in the sky to him.

Just because except for the competent people, no one can afford to provoke grandpa, grandma has been with grandpa for most of her life, and she has been wronged for half her life, and when grandpa leaves, grandma can be regarded as having survived.

It's no wonder that grandma is reluctant to find a wife again, I'm afraid she is afraid of finding an old man like grandpa again! It's easy to get out, and I don't want to be trapped in it again, grandma's thoughts directly reveal how miserable the life of the older generation of women is...... (Male reader: "Panda, if you preach feminism again, we will curse you for having a little **!") Panda: "......")

"Then I'll have to check it out." Shangguan smiled and smiled, whether he was single or not, as long as his grandmother was happy.

"Brother, open your mouth." Li Bingjie sent the peeled watermelon seeds to the mouth of the competent person, and her big eyes were shining.

Shangguan was very happy, his mouth was open, and Li Bingjie put the melon seed kernel into his mouth.

"Hey, I dropped a ......"

"It's fine." The competent person picked it up from the ground, blew it, wiped it, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Brother, dirty ......"

"Hehe, I wiped it clean, you peeled it for me, you can't waste it."

"......" Li Bingjie was overjoyed.

"Hmm......" Sun Xifang looked at Shangguan and Li Bingjie, held his chin with one hand, and smiled: "Let's sleep together tonight!" ”

"Poof-" As soon as he said that he couldn't waste it, the melon seeds that Shangguan had not eaten were all turned into scum and spit out.

Li Bingjie's face turned red: "Mom...... Mom, what do you say! ”

"It's a good idea." Li Xinfeng nodded: "Anyway, you should have done what you should have done this afternoon, and I will hold a wedding for you in a few years, and it's okay to live together a few years earlier." ”

"I ...... What did we do? Li Bingjie's face was about to burn, and her heart was full of thoughts: How could Mom and Dad know?

Li Xinfeng looked at Li Bingjie with the eyes of an old hen looking at the chicks that had grown up, and sighed lightly: "Bingjie, you don't have to argue, in fact, since the day your mother and I adopted you, we hope that you can make a pair with your brother, and now you are both satisfied with each other, and the relationship is so good, your mother and I are finally relieved." ”

After a pause, Li Xinfeng turned his eyes to Shangguan and said: "Xiao Nengren, my uncle handed over his daughter to you, you have to take good care of Bingjie in the future, don't let her be wronged." ”

"Ahem...... "Shangguan people are very embarrassed, and they always feel that this kind of father entrusts his daughter to his son-in-law is a little earlier for him, but the matter has come to this, and Shangguan is also very satisfied with Li Bingjie in all aspects, a few years earlier, a few years earlier!

"Uncle, don't worry! I'm sure I'll take good care of Bingjie, if she gets wronged, you can just whip me. ”

Shangguan's statement made Li Xinfeng very satisfied, and Sun Xifang was also very pleased: "Bingjie, what about you?" Are you willing to let your brother take care of you for the rest of your life? ”

Li Bingjie was delicate and crimson, her head was lowered, her toes were writhing subconsciously, her hands were pinching the corners of her clothes, and her lips were pursed: "I ......"

The corner of his eye gently skimmed the Shangguan capable person, and the Shangguan capable person stretched out his hand, held Li Bingjie's little hand, and smiled: "If you don't say it, I'll take you by default, Bingjie, I will take good care of you in the future." ”

In front of her parents, Li Bingjie's heart was about to jump out, she stood up, ran back to the bedroom in embarrassment, threw herself on the bed, and covered her face with a quilt shyly, as cute as an ostrich.

"Haha, my daughter is older and shy." Li Xinfeng laughed heartily, Sun Xifang rolled her eyes, got up and walked into the bedroom, and comforted her daughter.

Li Xinfeng was still smiling: "I'm so happy today, how can I not drink on such a happy day?" Little capable man, drink two taels with your uncle, and if you don't drink, you won't be allowed to enter my daughter's house. ”

"Uh......" Shangguan wiped the sweat from his head, and sang a song in his heart and scolded: You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are poisonous, poisonous......

At half past eleven o'clock in the evening, Shangguan and Li Bingjie were wearing autumn clothes and pants, huddled in the same quilt with their backs against the bed, with a laptop table on their legs, and an Apple notebook on it, Li Bingjie was shy and extremely happy to play a 3D Gongkou game with Shangguan people, this game was downloaded on a forum frequented by Shangguan people, and the installer had a multi-g, and after installation, it reached 8G large capacity, the game has a variety of 3D collection wallpapers, and more than ten kinds of endings, The playability is very high.,It's just that the hateful game is coded.,The key parts are all glass flowers.。

But this didn't stump the Shangguan people, now the D-level hacking ability is already very high, and it is also a first-class in China, if you want to go to a mosaic, it is a small meaning, but you can only see a white piece when you go to the mosaic, what is there to do, the Shangguan people have to find a lot of relevant image materials to add it, and it took more than two hours before and after (the panda doesn't know whether it's reasonable or not, just that meaning, don't spray it).

At this time, Li Bingjie was manipulating the male pig's feet in the game to jump onto a box, and then jumped up, and saw a hand gate in front of him, clicked on the space, the hand gate was pulled down, and a door opened......

Compared with Li Bingjie's excitement, Shangguan is not interested, and there are beautiful women around him, who still wants to play Gongkou games! But Li Bingjie likes it, he can only accompany him.

Compared with the D-level hacking ability, now the game ability of the Shangguan has reached the C-level, which is almost enough to gallop in the domestic game competition, and it is more than enough to guide Li Bingjie on how to play on the side.

"The target appears, be careful, the more this time, the more likely it is to have accidents, and the welt ...... Yes, welt forward, if a dog comes out and barks, it's over. The big hand pressed Li Bingjie's small hand, slid lightly on the mouse, and finally approached the target smoothly.

At this point, three options appear:

1: Straight down!

2: Say hello!

3: Turn around and go!

"Brother, which one to choose?" Aside from the plot of the opening port, the playability of this game itself is very strong, and until now, the picture of the mouth has not yet appeared, but it has already made Li Bingjie's interest in playing high.

Shangguan Nengren thought for a while: "These three options are directly related to the items harvested earlier, you picked up a handcuff before, but you also picked up the target's missing items, so you have two choices to see the ending of the work, the first should be handcuffed, this should be a more evil ending, the second ......?"

With his game ability analysis,The second option and the third option have problems,According to the probability,The second option should be the best ending,But the third option in the mouth game The probability of accidents is also very high,Many game options are to get away with it.,Don't play cards according to common sense.,For example, the female target is taking a bath.,There are two options.,One is to peek in the past.,One is to ignore it.。

According to the analysis of the normal situation,The first one is likely to see the CG of the female target bathing,The second has no benefits.,But that's the regular state.,Many workers and mouth game makers have a very serious bad taste.,Shangguan people once played a bad fun game.,There was such an option at that time.,Shangguan people didn't hesitate to choose the first one.,As a result, as soon as I ran to the bathroom door,The female target came out with a bath towel.,I didn't see anything.。

Later, after a lot of hard work, he re-played this option, and the Shangguan people chose the second one: ignore it.

As a result, the heroine ran over around the bath towel to tempt the male pig's feet, and there was an ooxx on the sofa in the guest room, which did not depress the competent person to death.

The second and third options are very similar to the ones he was facing, if he chooses to say hello and have a photo in hand, it is likely to be a happy ending, but it is only 'very likely', and the third option is ......

It looks very much like wanting to capture the old indulgence, and the competent person analyzes that if the third item is chosen, it is the case of wanting to capture the indulgence, the female target should stop the male pig's feet, and then achieve a perfect ending through the photo, and if you want to capture the indulgence, choose the second one, it is likely to be a chicken and an egg.

Now the choice of the competent people is: Is this here to be captured?

Because he had never played this game, Shangguan people didn't have any strategies to learn from, but in combination with the previous options and the overall trend of the game, Shangguan people thought about it for a moment and said, "Choose three!" ”

The second situation is too mediocre, Shangguan people don't think that this game will be so superficial, so the sword is the right choice.

"Hmm." Out of trust in the competent people, Li Bingjie's heart was pounding, and she chose: turn around and leave!

Look at the screen again: "Looking at her figure, I sighed lightly, turned around and left." ”

After a second, the screen turns black and three white letters appear: end.

Li Bingjie: "......"

Competent man: "......"

(To be continued)