Chapter 80: Stuff in hand
Lin Bingru's face was so hot when she heard Ai Le's words that she could spread eggs, and she didn't dare to look at Ai Le, and said in a voice like a mosquito: "Ai, Ai Dafu, that thing, really, really can cure your disease?" ”
Ele nodded like a drum, so there was a little bit of a dying man? His eyes lit up, and he said in a seductive voice: "Sister Xiaolin, that thing can really save my life, you see that my way of saving your mother is very strange, right?" ”
Lin Bingru thought about Ai Le's way to save her mother, and completely believed this guy's nonsense, stretched out her little hand and took out two very special cloths from her pocket with some trembling.
Ai Le snatched it up and laughed: "The special one is finally here, haha!" ”
Lin Bingru looked at Ai Le like this and immediately looked at him dumbfounded, wasn't he just sick and about to die? Why did you immediately become lively when you saw Mr. Yi's underwear?
Seeing Lin Bingru's surprised look, Ai Le put away Yi Xueqi's underwear first, and then smiled and pretended to be weak, and said, "That...... I'm so excited to see this thing, he can save my life! ”
Lin Bingru raised her head slightly and looked at Ai Le with some embarrassment: "Doctor Ai, can I say a word to you?" ”
Elle said boldly: "Is there anything you can't say, say it?" ”
Lin Bingru opened her mouth a few times and didn't say a word, she suddenly turned her head and ran, and when she arrived at the door, she said, "Doctor Ai, the way you laughed just now is really perverted!" ”
Hearing this, Ai Le has a black line in his head, is my smile so perverted? But what you want is a little perverted, but you can't blame me, huh? It was my unscrupulous master who asked for it, and he said that this was the only thing that would allow my scalpel to hurt spirits and operate on that stupid cow.
Ai Le thought of this and hurriedly called his old and dirty master Hua Tuo, who was dirtier than a beggar, Lao Hua came quickly, and stared at Ai Le with a surprised face as soon as he arrived, and the obscene little eyes made Ai Le uncomfortable, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said: "Master, you won't be bent, right?" ”
Hua Tuo said angrily: "You are so bent, your whole family is bent, your grandfather and I are straight, straight!" The last two words, Hua Tuo roared hoarsely, and sprayed Ai Le with foaming stars on his face, and the strong smell of bad breath almost smoked Ai Le to death.
Hua Tuo can't figure out what his unlucky apprentice did to get rid of his life and death hours in the book of life and death, he came once a few days ago, and asked carefully, Ai Le, the ghost and goblin, didn't tell him the truth, only said that he used the Gathering Soul Array against the sky to change his life for Liang Yu, and did nothing else.
Ai Le also knew that this anti-heaven trick was an evil law in the eyes of Hua Tuo and these Da Luo Jin Immortals, and if he really said it, God knows what they would do.
If Hua Tuo knew that his unlucky apprentice had gone crazy and forcibly confronted the Heavenly Dao with the Heaven-defying Technique and survived, Lao Hua Tou would probably have to stare out his eyes, and then burn this cunning and cunning little ghost to ashes in the furnace of Taishang Laojun, such an evil method would definitely not allow him to refine it.
Ai Le helplessly wiped the stinky foaming star on his face, and then took out the Yi Xueqi underwear that Sister Lin had stolen back with great difficulty, and said, "Master, the things are in hand, hurry up and refine my surgical instruments." ”
Ele had to quickly cure the plague cow, and then let him go back to the underworld, first of all, he couldn't afford to raise this foodie, who had ever seen a cow that didn't eat grass and wanted meat all day long? If you don't give it, you will lose your temper, the kitchen of Ai Le's house has been smashed by the plague bull several times, and if the second bull head does not go to the underworld, Ai Le's plan cannot be carried out, the success or failure of this plan is too important to him, he can only succeed, not fail.
Hua Tuo stretched out his greasy dirty hand and grabbed Yi Xueqi's underwear and stuffed it into his arms indiscriminately, and then looked at his cheap apprentice with a strange gaze.
Ai Le is already planning to summon the Death Furnace, and he must save his reputation even for the crime of killing the master.
Hua Tuo suddenly said, "How did you get this thing?" ”
Elle looked at him warily and shook his head, indicating that he didn't know.
Hua Tuo snorted and disappeared, and Ai Le let out a sigh of relief.
On the other side, Yi Xueqi, who had just finished taking a bath, found that she had lost her underwear and was looking for it all over the house, she didn't suspect Lin Bingru, who had just taken a bath in her place.
At this time, Lin Bingru felt very sorry for Teacher Yi, and said that she wanted to take a bath and didn't want to go to a public bathhouse, so Teacher Yi happily took herself to her house to wash it, and let herself wash it first, but she stole her underwear and gave it to Dr. Ai, this thing is really too perverted, Dr. Ai won't use Teacher Yi's clothes to do more perverted things, right?
Ai Le really didn't do anything perverted, he just handed over his underwear to Hua Tuo, and two hours later, Ai Le took the surgical instruments sent back by Hua Tuo and looked at it, and he didn't see any difference.
This bull lay on the bed with a bare head and shouted: "Is Ai Shen cured, hurry up and operate on me, I am in pain!" ”
Ai Le looked at the big black cheek of the bull head and said impatiently: "What's the hurry, before the operation, the patient has to sign the surgical consent form, and you have to pay the fee, don't you know?" ”
The bull head tilted his head and said, "What the hell is the surgical consent form?" Didn't I pay for the operation? Didn't I tell you about my soul rope? ”
Ai Le put down the box containing the surgical instruments and walked to the cow head with a smile, and said in a rare and gentle tone: "Little cow, do you want to detain the soul?" ”
Niu Tou was not used to Ai Le talking to him like this, let alone his title, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked at Ai Le with some fear and said, "Ai Shen Doctor, that ...... That I want to detain the soul, but if you have anything wrong with me, I'd rather not, my old cow likes cows, I really don't like men! ”
Elle slapped his big bull on the head and scolded, "Who thinks about you pessimistry? How heavy is that taste? I won't charge for this operation, and I'll return the Soul Rope to you, but you'll have to do something for me in the future. ”
When Niu Tou heard that there was such a good thing, he immediately said excitedly: "Cheng, no problem, what did you say I should do?" Find you a beautiful female ghost to play with? It's not a problem at all, but I'm afraid you can't bear it. ”
As soon as Ai Le heard this, he immediately said excitedly: "Can you play with a female ghost?" ”
Niu Tou thought for a moment and said, "As long as you are not afraid of dying from the sun, I have no problem." ”
Ai Le slapped him on the head again and scolded: "You are not at ease with this plague bull, yes, don't talk nonsense with you idiot, you can help me do this......!" ”
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