Some people say that the best way to deal with a man is to find a woman, and the way to deal with a woman is to find another woman.

This may be the legendary fight against poison with poison!

When Su Man'er and Peng Liangpei met, although the two daughters had friendly smiles on their faces, they actually had different thoughts!

It's not good, this woman is so beautiful, and she lives under the same roof as Gu Feng, sooner or later, she will get closer to the water and get the moon first, but the woman's naturally sensitive intuition tells Peng Liangpei that Su Man'er is very dangerous, and it is very likely to threaten the love she is going to talk about for the first time!

Su Man'er's heart is also sad, in her aesthetic vision, Peng Liangpei is more beautiful than her, and she is Gu Feng's tablemate, this day and night getting along with the ears and temples will inevitably give birth to feelings, how should I nip this conspiracy in the bud?

The two daughters have their own thoughts, and occasionally when they come into contact with each other's eyes, they smile hypocritically.

"Liang Pei, how do I think you feel familiar, have we met?" Su Man'er broke the silence first.

"Yes, sister, have you forgotten?" Peng Liangpei responded.

"When, why can't I remember?" Su Man'er said suspiciously.

You take care of fishing Kaizi all day long, you must be a slut busy. Peng Liangpei replied in her heart, but she smiled on her face, "On the bus that day, you forgot!" ”

"Huh? You're the woman that day, I said how do you feel so familiar! Su Man'er's expression of surprise and joy, in fact, she was only surprised in her heart, not happy, because she was also present that day, although she thought that Gu Feng's actions that day were nosy, but this was just a self-deception, and this could not change the essence of the hero's salvation, with this premise, and now he is in the same class, and Gu Feng still looks so bad for the country and the girl, this is neat, it is very easy to become a pair of dogs and men!

This woman, it seems that she has to be more careful, and she can only knock Gu Feng on the side of the pillow from time to time! When they arrived on Balan Street, Su Man'er and Peng Liangpei, who had no common language, finally found a common hobby, that is, shopping!

This, may be a woman's nature, a woman goes shopping, shopping malls, and supermarkets, which are energetic and never tireless.

In the shopping mall, there is nothing that women are not interested in, no matter whether it is expensive, cheap, flat, beautiful, useful, or useless, they must take a look, touch it, ask it, try it, a product, if it provokes them, it is very easy to spend half a day.

However, the two women were still a little sensible, knowing that a group of big men were still waiting for them to go back to dinner, so they only walked around for more than an hour before entering the supermarket.

For this kind of thing, Peng Liangpei's 100 IQ and undergraduate education level are useless, seeing Su Man'er is familiar with picking and choosing, she is not convinced, she also takes it all the way, and when she sees it, it is pleasing to the eye, whether it can be eaten or not, whether it is delicious or not, she will directly load it in the car.

Su Man'er saw Peng Liangpei messing around, and did not scold, but smiled and said nothing, if there was no ignorance for her, how could she show her shrewdness!

"Sister, the vegetable leaves you took are all yellow, why don't you take this kind of green! Look how fresh I get this! Peng Liangpei picked up a bunch of the same dish!

"Hehe, isn't it all the same!" Peng Liang didn't defend it, but insisted on putting the bundle of yellowed vegetables into the car.

"How is it the same?" Peng Liangpei was more serious, picked up the bundle of yellow ones from the car, put them back on the shelf, and put the bundles of green ones down, she was still very proud, hum, you yellow-faced woman should abdicate and let go, everyone likes me like this kind of green and tender grass!

Peng Liangpei, who had a smug face, didn't forget to tease her: "Sister, although this dish is not eaten raw, everything is eaten when cooked, but this fresh one is always better!" ”

This makes too much sense, although it is said that women are the same when they turn off the lights, but if the woman is old, yellow, wrinkled, with fox odor, cicycline teeth, and bad breath, can it be the same?

Little girl, don't you want to give you a face, right? Su Man'er finally moved a little bit of true anger, and scolded secretly in her heart, but said with a smile: "Sister, you don't know, the handful you are holding is a leek, the taste is a little tough, and it takes a long time to chew before it can be tasted, the one I took is called leek, which is also a kind of leek, but this leek has not shone in the sun since it sprouted, so it looks like yellow, it is more crisp than leek, sweeter, and has a better taste, but the nutritional value is almost the same as leek!" If you want to buy leeks, you might as well buy leeks. ”

Su Man'er spoke at length, but the meaning she wanted to express was very simple: Don't look at you tender, tender is synonymous with youth, although old men like you, but they are strong, especially young men like Gu Feng, but they like to be mature, stable, generous and decent like me!

"Uh~~" Peng Liangpei's face was a little red, she only knew how to eat, how could she know the difference between leeks and leeks! But she could hear the irony in Su Man'er's words. Su Man'er saw that the college students were blushing from what she said, and she kept buying: "Leek is a very nutritious vegetable, it contains protein, fat, carbohydrates, and rich carotene and vitamin C, as well as calcium, phosphorus, iron and other minerals. ”

"Yes, yes?" Peng Liangpei is somewhat lonely, she only knows that the leeks and dumplings are very fragrant.

When Su Man'er talked about leeks, she was like an expert, not only Peng Liangpei was stunned when she heard it, but even the customers who were shopping left and right also looked at it.

"In addition, leek, also known as Yang grass, is a perennial herb of the lily family, which has the effect of tonifying the kidney and strengthening the yang and strengthening essence, and is the "Viagra" in the vegetable, which is very useful for men! ”

"This" Peng Liangpei can't keep up with her jumping thinking, isn't this talking about leeks? How did it suddenly become an aphrodisiac?

"Liangpei, you know what? Gu Feng likes to eat leeks, and it can almost be said that there are no leeks! Su Man'er pretended to be indifferent.

"Yes, yes?" Peng Liangpei's face turned red, eating so many of these things, isn't his ability as amazing as that of a boar?

"Of course yes, did I mean to lie to you?" Su Man'er glanced at her, and then pondered deeply, "But, I think he's so young and strong now, it shouldn't be a problem if he doesn't eat this!" ”

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"But if you eat this, it should be stronger!" Su Man'er finally added.

"Sister, don't talk about it!" Peng Liangpei blushed and pulled Su Man'er's sleeve and whispered for mercy, because the gazes cast at them by others had seriously changed their taste, and if they were allowed to continue talking, I was afraid that others would treat them as monsters.

Su Man'er noticed the eyes of others, and her face was a little red, this way of winning is not good, hurting the enemy eight hundred and losing one thousand!

The two of them pushed the cart and just left the leek shelf, and in just a moment, the leeks, leeks, and even leek flowers on the shelf were miraculously snatched away.

In front of the stalls of green onions, ginger, and garlic, Su Man'er took a handful of garlic.

"Sister, do you like garlic?" Peng Liangpei asked, if it was true, she had to stay away so as not to hurt herself by her tone.

"I don't like to eat!" Su Man'er shook her head, but took a few more handfuls and put them on the shopping cart, facing Peng Liangpei's puzzled eyes, she smiled and said, "Although I don't like it, Gu Feng likes to eat it!" ”

Peng Liangpei's face changed slightly, Gu Feng actually had this kind of hobby, which she definitely didn't expect.

"Hehe, many people don't like garlic because they have a bad breath after eating it!" Su Man'er smiled and talked eloquently, "But I have checked the book, garlic is a good thing, it can make people "grow spirit", creatinine in garlic is the main part of muscle activity, allicin in garlic and vitamin B1 together to produce alliamine, can eliminate fatigue, enhance physical strength, promote metabolism, reduce cholesterol and triglyceride content, and have the effect of lowering blood pressure and blood sugar."

Peng Liangpei's eyes widened a little when she heard this.

"Liangpei, garlic is really good, it can not only kill bacteria, but most importantly, it is the same as leeks, it can also aphrodisiac! The effect of garlic can stimulate male hormones is documented, for men who have been diagnosed with low sperm count, eat one or two cloves of garlic a day, only eat once a day, eat for two to three months, and the amount of sperm can be found to be significantly increased in the hospital! ”

"Huh?" Peng Liangpei was stunned again, if this was really the case, then she would encourage Gu Feng to eat more garlic in the future, and she would always prepare two boxes of chewing gum for him.

So, after the two of them left, more than half of the garlic on the stall was missing.

The two walked around and arrived at the coriander stall, Su Man'er picked up a small bundle of coriander and was about to speak, Peng Liangpei had already opened her mouth first: "Sister, you don't have to say it, I know, you must want to say that this coriander can also be that yang, right?" ”

Who knew that Su Man'er shook her head, threw the dish back to the goods and said: "No, don't look at this dish, it's fresh, tender, it looks like it's just picked up from the mud, and it's quite delicious to eat, but you don't know, this dish, it's not good for men, so let's not buy it!" ”

After saying that, she pushed the car away, leaving Peng Liangpei with a depressed face standing there

According to the grapevine, after Su Man'er commented on the coriander in this supermarket, the coriander was piled up until it was rotten, and no one cared about it-

Well, I admit it, I lost to you, say a thousand, and soon a thousand, or how about another five hundred?