Chapter 163: The Gift
The selection work was soon over, especially the Shangdi among them, who usually relied on two feet to quickly evacuate the scene where they stole things, so in the end, they actually left behind the guards sent by the peasants. And all of them passed the final assessment.
This is naturally due to their strength, but the fact that the Hokage has been pushing behind is also an important reason why they have to speed up their pace and squeeze their physical strength. After all, whoever has a Tibetan mastiff behind your ass that keeps roaring and baring its fangs, and from time to time pounces on you and tears off a piece of pants on your ass, will run forward with all its might.
They didn't have to run faster than the Hokage, they just had to outrun their companions. So much so that in the end, everyone is rushing forward, and no one wants to be left behind!
And there are hundreds of elites out of thin air, and naturally their strength has increased greatly. After arranging these new people, Han Yu summoned Hu Lai, and Mo Ji and the others began to ask what gifts they should prepare for Director Zhao.
Since he was going, he naturally couldn't go empty-handed, but Han Yu had never given gifts to anyone, so he wanted to discuss it with them. But he soon regretted it!
"Boss, I think it's better to give him a scripture, well, I stopped doing some bad things as an official now, so I want to recite the scriptures to make myself feel at ease! So I went back and saw if there was any more suitable scripture! Hu Lai touched his bald head and thought about it for a long time, and finally thought of something suitable, and clapped his hands excitedly!
"Pull it down, Brother Monk, you can see that thing, people are also the head of a game, where will you watch that?" Ink pouted. He soaked with Hu Lai all day long, so he didn't have any scruples when he spoke, and he denied it directly!
Hu Lai thought about it for a while, he didn't even read the scriptures himself, like how could a bureau chief read that thing? Besides, if the scriptures are used as gifts, they naturally can't use the kind that can be bought, but they must be unique, unique, at least something that has been passed down for hundreds of years and can be used as an antique. It's a shame that the boss didn't agree, otherwise where would he go to find him a lonely book for a while?
Chilling slightly, Hu Lai hurriedly smiled dryly: "Also, the consumer base of the scriptures is relatively small!" Maybe this guy can't understand it, so let's send something he can understand, not only can he understand, but he can also touch, play, talk and sing! ”
Seeing that everyone looked at him in astonishment, Hu Lai smiled and said, "What do these officials like now?" Money, woman! If you want me to say, boss, why don't you get him a million, two beautiful women, and make sure he is hotter than anything he sees! ”
"That's you!" Han Yu gave him a direct look: "One million is enough, return a woman?" I just dare to send it, does he dare to ask for it? ”
Hu Lai said embarrassedly: "Yes, this thing is not easy to hide, it is not easy to put it away, it is really given to him and after-sales service is attached, this transaction is not cost-effective!" ”
"If you want me to say, he is the director of public security, he must like weapons, let's give him a wounded Mo knife! It's a priceless thing! Wolf Fang thought for a moment and said softly.
Moji's eyes lit up, and he nodded again and again: "Boss, Wolf Fang's proposal is good, give him a Mo knife." Well, if you are not willing, let's send an ordinary one, I guess he doesn't know much about the goods! ”
"Send a knife to the Public Security Bureau? You're afraid that he won't have a reason to trouble us, what's the matter? Han Yu gave him an angry look.
"I'll go back and find a square box to pack it, let's just say I got it by accident!" Ink thought for a moment and said loudly, "Maybe he'll think it's an antique!" ”
Han Yu directly ignored him this time, Zhuo Bufan held an apple in his hand, and said while eating: "You can't send weapons to officials, they are taboo!" ”
Seeing that everyone looked at him in surprise, Zhuo Bufan bit the apple and said vaguely: "What the old master in our village said, what's wrong?" ”
"It's okay, I just think it's rare for the master of your village to say something clear!" Han Yu chuckled.
Mo and the others also nodded one after another, when Zhuo Bufan usually spoke, there were occasional thunderous words, but the result was all said by the old master of their village, not to mention Han Yu, these brothers want to visit this mountain master. Destroying people tirelessly can come to this point, powerful!
"Alas, boss, why don't we send him some mountain goods! This guy has been staying in the city all the time, and he rarely eats fresh fruits, vegetables, and the like on a normal day......" Before the ink could finish his advice, his voice gradually lowered. Fruits, vegetables? Now greenhouses are everywhere, whatever you want to eat, you can buy it at the supermarket for a few dollars! Will he be lacking?
"Fuck, I don't think we're going to give anything away, his grandmother's, we're going to give him credit, not asking him to do something, are you using such a low one?" Ink patted his thigh in shame and scolded.
Hu Lai nodded and said, "It's really not good, monk, I'll go and calculate a hexagram for him." With the level of the monk's ten trigrams and nine spirits, even gifts are exempted! ”
Han Yu finally knew how wrong it was for him to come to them to discuss gifts, and he waved his hand weakly and said, "Forget it, I'll figure it out myself." ”
At this moment, the door was pushed open, and Murong Piaoxue led Xiao Tongyu in. Seeing the people in the room with sad faces, he couldn't help but smile and said, "Look at you like this, you are not very interested, what's wrong, what's wrong?" ”
"Alas, isn't this something to help the boss want to give gifts!" Hu Lai said helplessly and pulled Xiao Tongyu over. Stuff her with a fruit, the little girl has been mixed with them for the past few days, and she is not very afraid of life.
Han Yu hugged Xiao Tongyu in his arms, although the little girl was ten years old, she was too thin, and she looked similar to a six or seven-year-old girl! Several people's eyes all fell on Xiao Tongyu's body, Han Yu asked her about her current situation, knowing that Xiao Tongyu's voice had begun to improve, and after recovering quickly, they all showed a happy smile.
"To whom?" Murong Piaoxue took the time to ask.
"Director Zhao, I'm going to meet him in the afternoon, but I don't know what to send!" Han Yu said softly.
"What's so special about this?" Murong Piaoxue said disdainfully: "My senior brother has a secret medicinal wine, why don't you give him a bottle?" ”
"Secret medicinal wine? What's the use? Han Yu raised his eyebrows.
"These officials are not short of money and power, but most of them are not in good health! In order to climb up, they have to eat and drink, and it is inevitable that they will have three highs after a long time, and my senior brother's secret medicinal wine is specially designed to nourish the body and suppress the three highs! He once sent it to some officials, and it was in short supply! Murong Piaoxue said proudly.
Han Yu's eyes lit up: Yes, sending money to women and souvenirs, where is it better to send health?
"Okay, I'll send this medicinal wine!" Han Yu said loudly.