Lin Ze, who was groggy and was woken up by Xia Shuzhu, naturally didn't notice the strong chill revealed by the beautiful head teacher, but during class, the head teacher was standing next to him. Lin Ze still rubbed his stiff cheeks very cooperatively and raised his head.

However, when he completely met Xia Shuzhu's beautiful eyes that were about to erupt fire, he couldn't help but feel a little inexplicable. Is she eating guns? The smell of gunpowder is so strong, I don't think I've done anything heinous. Isn't it just sleeping in class? I've always been like this, and it's not just today that I'm special.

But no matter what, since Xia Shuzhu had already put on his face, Lin Ze still smiled very cooperatively: "Teacher Xia, who made you angry, I'll help you teach him a lesson." ”

When he said this, Lin Ze still rubbed the corners of his eyes in a bit of confusion, he felt that there was something unknown that was obscuring his vision.

"You just said that you were hooking up with a girl in class?" Xia Shuzhu plucked up courage when she said this, in her opinion, the girl in this sentence refers to herself. As a very traditional and conservative female teacher, it is a bit absurd to call herself a sister.

"Well, I'm still planning to find a chance to discuss the psychology of female surnames with Mr. Xia. Hey, a woman's heart is really a needle under the sea, which is incomprehensible. Lin Ze said with emotion.

"That girl's number, isn't it 1502304-" Xia Shuzhu said in a cold and stiff tone.

"Hey, how do you know Teacher Xia, do you know her too? I heard that this girl is full of anger-" Lin Ze said with a smile. As an ordinary student, I am afraid that I would not dare to say such absurd words in front of the homeroom teacher and English teacher. But Lin Ze is not an ordinary student, he is an old fritter in a nightclub, and a shameless person with a thick skin comparable to the city wall. Where would you be afraid of Xia Shuzhu's identity as a homeroom teacher.

It's just that I didn't expect that after she said this, Xia Shuzhu was immediately furious, twisted Lin Ze's ears and said coldly: "Who do you say is full of anger?" Who are you talking about? ”

"I said-" Lin Ze's ears hurt, and he was about to talk, when he suddenly came to his senses. Damn, it shouldn't be Han Xiaoyi's crazy girl who gave me Xia Shuzhu's number, right?

"The woman you bothered all morning is me, why shouldn't a man like you tease me to his face?" Xia Shuzhu said angrily.

Lin Zedeng, who was still in a trance, woke up, and it was as if a basin of cold water was poured from his head to the soles of his feet, and his body was cold. His eyes rolled blindly, and in the end he could only say helplessly: "Teacher Xia, I was wrong." ”

"Wrong?" Xia Shuzhu said in a low voice. "If I were a man and you were a woman, and I molested you like this, would you accept my forgiveness?"

"I'll accept you if you are violent, Mr. Xia, you should know that I'm not a stingy woman - wrong, it's a man." Lin Ze said with a serious face.

"Hmph, shameless!" Xia Shuzhu let go of his ears, glared at him viciously, and said dissatisfied. "You'd better be honest with me in the future, otherwise don't blame me for being cruel to you."

"Yes." Lin Ze teased.

Xia Shuzhu was angry, and he didn't bother to pay attention to him, so he turned around and walked onto the podium.

As soon as Xia Shuzhu turned around, Lin Ze threw his knife-like murderous eyes at Han Xiaoyi, who was watching the show, wondering whether to put a smile on tonight's supper or a half-step away from Qiyin Hehuan. This girl is so vicious that she actually misled me into molesting the head teacher. Courageous.

Three or four classes are English classes, Xia Shuzhu has a rule, once the class is not allowed students to speak Chinese, but also thanks to this is a top class, although it is a science class, but most of the students' English scores are still good. It is only Han Xiaobao and a few other serious waste materials that will listen to the illusion of the book of heaven. The rest of the students were relishing. Of course, this also has to be counted as Xia Shuzhu's credit. Her lectures are lively and interesting, not just rigid and scripted, and there are always some interesting anecdotes that she has heard about in her own life, and the class is full of passion and fun.

Lin Ze speaks well, and his hearing is naturally not bad, and he is almost the easiest in the class to understand what Xia Shuzhu is saying. If Lin Ze is careful, he can also pick out a few small faults with Xia Shuzhu. But his old man was sleepy in English class, where would he have such thoughts.

In the last fifteen minutes of the second class, after Xia Shuzhu finished conveying the class tasks, he smiled and said, "The autumn sports meeting is coming. This time, the principal himself said that even if he is in the third year of high school, he should devote more time to the last sports day of high school. Our class has excellent cultural performance, and I hope that the sports program will also keep up with the pace, and don't let others think that we are a bunch of nerds who can only read books and don't pay attention to exercise. ”

Han Xiaobao and other students who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic immediately shouted: "Teacher Xia, don't worry, we will beat the students in other classes to the ground, and let them know why the flowers are so red!" ”

Wang Xi also sang and harmonized with Han Xiaobao: "Although we didn't get anything at the Games last year, we are all prepared this year." Teacher Xia, don't worry, you won't be embarrassed! ”

Lin Ze was speechless, and Han Xiaobao still had a bit of a physical advantage. As for Wang Xi, who has thin arms and thin legs, and can be blown down by the wind, he actually dares to speak wildly. I can't help but feel that today's young people are really impetuous and self-righteous. There are really not many introverted and low-key young people like me.

After a bit of narcissism, he suddenly heard Xia Shuzhu shouting to himself, and he came back to his senses in a hurry, and said embarrassedly: "Teacher Xia, what are you asking me to participate in?" ”

"Long-distance running." Xia Shuzhu said angrily. "Although you are a transfer student, you are better than you are older, and we have a lot of good academic performance in our class, but there are really not many athletes. The 3,000-meter run is the weakest of the weak, and I hope you can participate in it. ”

Lin Ze was dumb and couldn't say anything, why did I have to participate in the 3,000-meter run if I was a transfer student? You said that I'm old, doesn't that mean that I'm already old arms and legs? Are you embarrassed to let those young students bully an old man like me?

After a pause, Lin Ze was about to say something, but Xia Shuzhu didn't give him a chance to fight back at all, and said, "That's it." I've put your name in. ”

"I-" Lin Ze was dumbfounded, where is there such a head teacher? I don't think about it at all, I can't stand it, and when the time comes, I'll run out of oxygen, are you in charge of manual breathing? But she offended Xia Shuzhu, so let's take advantage of her now. Lin Ze, who has always refused to suffer a loss, was helpless, so he took out his mobile phone to study how to log on to QQ on the Internet.

Because it was a discussion of extracurricular activities during the class, the students were very enthusiastic, especially when discussing team sports such as basketball, football, and tug-of-war. Football is not so professional because the games are only three days, and if you follow the regular game time, three days is not enough to play a few games. Therefore, football is a six-on-six, half-game on a small field. So the attraction is far less than that of a basketball game with handsome guys from time to time.

Although the boys in the science class play basketball well, most of the boys in this top class are thin and short-sighted, and few have good physical strength. Li Jiancheng counts one, but basketball is a sport of five people, not to mention too many substitutes, at least there must be one. That's at least six people. Counting the students who played with Li Jiancheng, they were killed and picked out four. In desperation, Xia Shuzhu called Han Xiaobao as well. It's just that Han Xiaobao has never had a good relationship with Li Jiancheng, who pretends to be a man, and he can't get used to this toad who wants to eat his sister, and he has never given him a straight eye. If Xia Shuzhu hadn't personally given the order, he would not have participated in the killing.

Five people arrived, and there was only one substitute left. A college basketball game is not as good as the NBA, and there is no possibility of a sixth man of the year. There are often five people who play the whole game. To put it bluntly, the substitute is eighty percent a decoration. If it's unlucky and a player gets injured in the confrontation, he will be substituted.

So in terms of substitutes, Xia Shuzhu chose Lin Ze without hesitation.

"Me again?" Lin Ze was very dissatisfied, and he raised his voice regardless of the fact that he was still in class. "Hey, I'm on a tiring game like long-distance running, which doesn't attract attention at all, and I don't have a share in a game like basketball, and now I can't find anyone, so I'm looking for a cold bench? Teacher Xia, I don't have a grudge against you, don't be so mean to me, right? ”

Xia Shuzhu said disdainfully: "This is my arrangement, and your above appeals will be rejected." ”

Lin Ze didn't expect that a beautiful woman like Xia Shuzhu would be quite unreasonable, so he shook his head in distress and stopped talking.

"Hmph, if you were me, I wouldn't even give you the opportunity to sit on the cold bench." Li Jiancheng suddenly interjected.

When Lin Ze heard this, he teased: "Of course you don't want to, if I sit on the bench, it will only cause you endless pressure." In fact, Lin Ze, who has never touched basketball at all, doesn't go through his brain when he says big things, so how cool he is. In addition, I don't know if I've been in Zijinhua for a long time and am used to this life of occasional quarrels. In the past, he would never have paid attention to such trivial things. And even now, he is purely for fun and to kill time, otherwise he would not quarrel with a guy like Li Jiancheng who has a big brain.

"Really? Classes are going to end soon, and you kind of come with me to the basketball court. I'd like to see if you're really that good. Li Jiancheng said confrontingly.

"I'm afraid that you will cry when you eat hot pot." Lin Ze also rose to the occasion.

"We'll see." Li Jiancheng gritted his teeth.

"Han Xiaoyi, remember to bring lunch to the basketball court later, I want to eat chicken legs and baby cabbage today." Lin Ze shouted at the top of his voice.

Han Xiaoyi bit her soft lips and blushed. wanted to refute coquettishly, but this kind of thing became darker and darker, and Han Xiaoyi, whose brain was still thinking normally, chose to remain silent.

Lin Ze didn't care what others thought of him, Han Xiaoyi, as an eighteen-year-old yellow flower girl, still had some minds. Generally speaking, girls in high school bring meals to boys, and ninety percent of them are boyfriend and girlfriend relationships in love. Yicheng is this girl who has fallen in love with an athlete who is so handsome playing basketball. In short, when it comes to food delivery, just like men and women's beds, men generally have an advantage, and girls are at a disadvantage.

Lin Ze couldn't think of this section in the first place, he and Han Xiaoyi ate together every day, and they went in and out together, so they were naturally used to it. Secondly, even if he thought about it, he knew that others would misunderstand, and he wouldn't mind at all. Given the choice between being hungry and being misunderstood, he would not hesitate to choose the latter.

Ding Ding Ding -

When the bell rang, the students scattered and rushed to the basketball court. The party Li Jiancheng was sent by the stars and the moon. Lin Ze, who was miserable and no one asked, came to Han Xiaoyi, and told him again: "Remember not to cook baby cabbage, those are not nutritious, and the color is too dark and yellow, I am not an old scalper, I am not taboo." ”

Han Xiaoyi was ashamed and angry, what the hell is going on with this man? is about to have a decisive battle with Li Jiancheng, and he still cares about his dinner, will he die if he doesn't eat a meal? And the mother-in-law asked for the nutritional problem of baby cabbage -

If it weren't for the fact that most of the students were out of the classroom and couldn't hear the conversation between the two, Han Xiaoyi would definitely find a crack in the ground and never come out for the rest of his life.

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