When the big-headed ghost saw the two Tibetan mastiffs rushing out, he suddenly shouted in panic: "Quick, stop your dogs!" ”

"Damn, boss, you can't be so scary!" Zhao Dagang heard the voice of the innkeeper, hurriedly called Xiao Han, and shouted: "What are you carrying in the middle of the night?" So big head trying to scare people? ”

The man hurriedly took off a huge hat, wiped his sweat and said, "You dogs are so fierce! ”

It turned out that it was the owner of the small inn, who wore a large and thick bearskin hat, and wrapped his head tightly, so that at first glance, it seemed to be a big head. In addition, the door of this hotel is quite heavy, and after a long time, the hinges are aging, and it makes a creaking sound when it is pushed open, which is particularly terrifying to sound in the quiet night. Zhao Dagang was just frightened by Wu Yulin again, and he was flustered, no wonder he regarded him as a big-headed ghost.

The boss's bearskin hat was thick and warm, and he was startled by the two Tibetan mastiffs, and on this cold day, a layer of sweat actually broke out on his forehead.

When the boss saw Zhao Dagang stop the two dogs, he said, "It's so late, what are you doing outside?" ”

Zhao Dagang didn't want to talk about his hellish troubles, and when he was asked by the boss, he immediately complained: "I said boss, you don't have anything else in this place, this toilet is too dirty, small and smelly, I went to the toilet, and I almost didn't faint!" ”

"This is the condition in our place, who will deal with this manure, if it is in your south, maybe it can be used as fertilizer, we are a pastoral area here, this thing can't be made!"

When Zhao Dagang came out, he put on a coat, and he was still wearing a single coat, and after saying a few words, he felt a little cold and couldn't stand it, so he said: "Okay, don't say it, it's too cold, I have to go back!" So saying, he went into the house.

Xu Tao saw that Xiao Han and that day were staring at the toilet with a vigilant expression, so he said, "Go back." Go back, don't meddle! ”

Xiao Han seemed to understand Xu Tao's words, looked at the direction of the toilet again, wagged his tail and turned away. He followed it that day.

Wait for the two dogs to go back. Xu Tao said hello to the boss, stopped going to the toilet, and turned around and went back to the house.

When the boss saw them go back, he shook his head and put on a bearskin hat again, and muttered: "The people from this city are Jingui, can the toilet not stink?" ”

The boss said it was convenient to walk into the toilet. After a while, he hummed a little tune and went back, and the inn was quiet again.

Sanji waited outside the hotel with two of his men, because the master had instructed him not to come in and make trouble without his greeting, so although Sanji heard a lot of noise, he still did not move.

Wait until the inn is calm again. Sanji waited for a while, it was cold in the middle of the night, and he had been outside without moving. Sanji gradually couldn't help it, and felt a little strange in his heart: What the hell is Master doing here?

Sanji still has confidence in his master's kung fu, although the young man named Xu Tao has very strange skills, but the master is a master on the same level as the chairman of the Sichuan Provincial Martial Arts Association. How many young people are still not able to deal with it?

Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if those young people have some ways, the master is outnumbered, it is not difficult to retreat with his whole body, and the master's light skill of stepping on the snow without a trace has a well-known reputation in the martial arts. When it comes to light skills, even Li Molin's old guy can't compare to his ......

"Old. Boss," after a long time, the little brother on the side had some teeth fighting when he spoke: "Master, why hasn't his old man moved?" ”

"What's the hurry?" Sanji was also so cold that he couldn't help but stomp his feet: "Master, his old man is very powerful, and he hasn't moved until now, that's because they haven't found Master, just wait." Master will come out in a moment! ”…,

As he was talking, the other little brother on the side suddenly shrugged his shoulders and nose: "What smell?" ”

When he said this, Sanji also felt a little wrong, and shrugged his nose, and couldn't help scolding: "Damn, what kind of hotel is this, what the man said just now is good, this toilet is too smelly, we can smell it when we stand so far away." ”

Sanchi said as he felt as he felt as if it was getting stinky and smelly. couldn't help but reach out to cover his nose and muttered: "In such a smelly place, Master can stay in such a stinky place for so long, and usually scream at every dirty thing, why aren't you afraid of stinky things today?" ”

As he was talking, he suddenly saw a dark shadow emerge from the wall in front of him. Seeing this, Sanji didn't think about it, so he ordered the two younger brothers: "Go! "I also took the lead and rushed forward.

The reason why Sanji did not hesitate was because the person who came out here would never be his master. First, with his master's skills, this kind of wall naturally jumped over, how could it be so embarrassing to climb out? Second, the master was dressed in white, but the person in front of him was wearing a black dress, almost blending in with the night.

Since he is not a master and he came out over the wall again, of course Sanji can't let him go. Sanji took the lead, and the uninjured left hand carried a wooden stick, and the black shadow that turned over was a stick.

Although Sanji is not well injured in one hand, his skills are still very flexible, the master is a master of light skills, and the apprentice is naturally not too bad, looking at the clumsy appearance of the man who just climbed over the wall, this time he will definitely be able to knock him out.

Unexpectedly, the black shadow's body shook away from his stick, and Sanji couldn't help but feel a little regretful, his left hand was really not as dexterous as his right hand, and if his right hand was not injured, he would definitely not miss this time. Sanji thought in his heart, the stick in his hand had already been swept back horizontally, and he opened his mouth and shouted softly: "Go! ”

At this opening, a foul smell suddenly hit his nose, and Sanji almost suffocated. So slightly suffocated, the black shadow had already arrived in front of him, slapped him in the face, and scolded: "Get out!" ”

Sanji was a little disgusted by the stench, and he was slapped, but there was a little strange in his heart, as if something was wrong.

Before Sanji could react, his two little brothers had already rushed up left and right, and the black shadow flashed again, knocking Sanji's two little brothers to the ground with a punch and kick, and immediately rushed past Sanji.

Sanji almost subconsciously turned around and chased after the black shadow, ran two steps, but suddenly reacted that something was wrong, couldn't help but slow down, and shouted, "Master? ”

The sound of "Get out!" just now "Sanji couldn't be more familiar, Master didn't know how many times he had scolded him before, how could he forget? And the punch and kick that the black shadow knocked down his two younger brothers just now were clearly the master's kung fu.

"But Master, how could he ......?"

Sanji thought a little inexplicably, and subconsciously reached out to his sore cheek, and after wiping it, he suddenly felt that he didn't know what was going on.

Surprised, he felt that a foul smell only penetrated into his mouth and nose.

"It's ......"

Before Sanji could say anything, he heard a "vomit", and the guy had already opened his mouth and vomited. This is so disgusting, which bastard smeared shit on Lao Tzu's face? "Vomit ......"

Not only did Sanji vomit non-stop, but the two younger brothers on the side also vomited profusely, which was really disgusting!

But to say disgusting, Wu Yulin is a hundred times more disgusting than Sanji at the moment.

He was slapped on the shoulder by Xu Tao in the courtyard just now, and as soon as he turned around and saw Xu Tao's face clearly, he was punched between his chest and abdomen. Although it was only a punch, Wu Yulin felt that his whole body was scattered, and he couldn't use any strength at all, and flew out like a cloud. …,

I was in fear, so I fell into a pool with a pop, and the stench of the sky suddenly came to my face. What made Wu Yulin so disgusted that he almost fainted was that he fell into a dung pit.

But although he almost fainted, he didn't faint, I don't know if it was because he fell into a garbage truck a while ago and was trained, Wu Yulin seems to have greatly improved his ability to resist the stench. He has always had a habit of cleanliness and didn't faint in this situation, it's really ......

In fact, Wu Yulin couldn't wait to faint by himself, but he didn't faint, and what was even more unfortunate was that he didn't have any strength in his body, and he couldn't jump into the dung pit that was not high, God, kill me!

It wasn't until the owner of the small hotel had left the toilet for a while that Wu Yulin felt his strength slowly return to him.

It is said that Wu Yulin should immediately seek revenge on Xu Tao at this time, but Wu Yulin, who finally jumped out of the dung pit, didn't care about wanting revenge at all, and immediately rushed to the courtyard wall and climbed over the wall.

At this moment, his skills have not fully recovered, his whole body is stained with ten thousand taels of gold, and even one of his shoes has been lost, Wu Yulin naturally does not have the image of a fairy on weekdays, and it is reasonable to be misunderstood by Sanji.

Seeing that he had fallen to such a point, the apprentice not only did not come in to help, but also fell into the well, in a vain attempt to beat himself with a stick, Wu Yulin couldn't help but be angry, opened Sanji with a slap, and knocked over his two younger brothers with a punch and kick, like flying away. Now in Wu Yulin's mind, what he desires most is nothing more than a basin of water!

……

In the room rented by Sanji, Wang Futian was taking a shower naked.

Wang Futian is also a person who loves cleanliness, he has followed Xu Changqing to Tibet for a long time, and he has been running around with Sanji, but he has not had the opportunity to take a good bath, he has long been a little unbearable.

The house rented by Sanji does have a bathroom, but this is specially arranged by Sanji for his master, and it is also exclusive to Wu Yulin. You must know that Wu Yulin is a person with a habit of cleanliness, of course, you can't let people share a bathroom with him.

In this way, Wang Futian naturally has no chance. That Wu Yulin is not a good talker, in case he is upset, he will not have good fruit to eat. When he first met Wu Yulin, Wang Futian just asked, "Who is it?" He was beaten, and naturally he didn't dare to touch his moldy head again.

But today Wu Yulin went out with Sanji to run errands, Wang Futian finally couldn't help it, so he hurriedly took a shower while Wu Yulin was away.

I haven't taken a bath for a long time, Wang Futian was refreshing, and suddenly heard a shout outside:

"Who?"

"Stop!"

Wang Futian didn't know why, the bathroom door was kicked open, and then a foul smell came to his nose.

"Damn, what, it stinks!" Wang Futian couldn't help but cover his nose, but before the words fell, suddenly "Ah! With a scream, Wang Futian was kicked out of the open bathroom door, not counting, he went straight out of the window naked, and fell into the mud with a bang. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )