Chapter Ninety-Six: The Abominable Woman
At eight o'clock in the evening, everyone in the Gu family was already standing at the door and waiting, waiting for Gu Xiangyu, the hostess, to come out.
At this moment, in Gu Xiangyu's room, four girls were hurriedly dressing themselves, as if they were going to participate in a beauty pageant.
"Sister Gu, why didn't you wear foundation! Xiaoyu: How did you help Sister Gu put on makeup? What do you think this painting looks like? ”
Su Qian and Xiaoyu's aesthetics are different, the two can't discuss going together at all, and they have been arguing non-stop from the beginning.
"Sister Gu's skin is very good, this is called natural beauty, does it have to be beautiful with heavy makeup?"
"I didn't say I had to wear heavy makeup, did I? Don't you think I'm going to take the cool route myself? The point is that you can't be too natural either. ”
"I think it's good if my eldest sister doesn't dress up, even without makeup, she can fascinate a large number of men! You say no. Gu Siyu also mixed up, and several people sang like a big opera.
"Okay, everyone, stop arguing, what time is it, are you still so grinding, do you still want to eat? Let's hurry up, I guess everyone is in a hurry. Gu Xiangyu doesn't like to dress up, so he is already a little impatient to wait.
"Don't be in a hurry, work slowly and carefully, and it will be fine immediately."
Xiaoyu slowly helped Gu Xiangyu outline a willow eyebrow, carefully checked it for a long time, and found that there were no mistakes before he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's done!" ”
Su Qian pouted on the side, if she was asked to help with makeup, she would definitely make Gu Xiangyu more than ten times more beautiful!
The four of them went downstairs noisily, and when they arrived in the hall, they found that everyone had arrived, Gu Xiangyu said a little embarrassed: "Let everyone wait for a long time, let's go." ”
"Master, why are we going there?" Zao Wou-Ki asked curiously.
Gu Xiangyu was stunned for a moment and said, "Of course it's a big meal, how else can it be dropped?" Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you the location of our trip, or the Longyu Hotel, the last time we ate there was not bad, this time we went there, not to mention that there are so many of us, the place is not easy to arrange, isn't it? ”
"Knowing Master, I'll book a big room first, so there will be no place to do it." Zao Wou-Ki directly called to make an appointment.
In this way, the group left the Gu family in a mighty way.
Qiao Ze still drove his black BMW, pulling Gu Xiangyu and the other young people, Lao Gao and the others in a business car, after all, you can't mess too much with a meal, there is no need to drive a Rolls-Royce out every time to show off.
Lao Gao is a frequent guest of the Longyu Hotel, even if they don't need to make an appointment, they still have a room, but Gu Xiangyu usually tells them not to be as arrogant as before, try to be low-key, they used to eat and drink for free, and now they will pay for the bill every time, so the manager of the Longyu Hotel is frightened every time, thinking that Lao Gao wants to bring people to find him trouble.
Lao Gao's convoy opened the road in front, Qiao Ze's car followed last, and about twenty minutes later, everyone came to the Longyu Hotel.
"Uncle Gao, you take everyone in first, I'll take Siyu to the toilet, which room did you book, Wuji? We'll look for you later. Gu Siyu was busy at home for a long time and didn't go to the toilet, and as soon as he went out, he said that he was in urgent need of urination, such a child is really helpless.
"Six-zero-eight, the most auspicious room." Zao Wou-Ki said.
Gu Xiangyu frowned when he heard this, thinking to himself why this kid chose such a room number, it seems that he will popularize more knowledge for them in the future.
"What's wrong with Sister Gu? Aren't you going to the bathroom? Xiaoyu and I also went. ”
Gu Xiangyu is speechless, it is still popular to form a team when going to the toilet this year! Said helplessly: "Then hurry up, Siyu can't help it." ”
"Wow, big sister, the toilet here is so beautiful! Why don't we decorate our house like this? When he came out of the toilet, Gu Siyu looked around the murals in the toilet with envy, especially the cartoons on it.
"Cut, I really haven't seen the world, I envy a toilet like this, and I want to decorate your house into a toilet, it's ridiculous!"
At this time, a harsh voice came, and it was a woman in her twenties who spoke, she was indeed very beautiful, and her figure and temperament were also different, but the tone of her voice was too ugly.
Gu Xiangyu raised his eyebrows, looked at the woman, and found that he didn't know the other party, so he didn't care too much about this trivial matter, after all, he couldn't worry about these trivial things.
"Look at what! Rustic, with a poor and sour face! It's a five-star hotel, and even if you want to be a chicken, it's not enough to be a chicken! ”
This beauty's words became more and more ugly, and no one knew why she was inexplicably sneering at Gu Xiangyu and her sisters.
"Eldest sister, this woman has drunk too much, and she is still so immoral in her mouth, so she is not afraid of falling into the toilet and drowning when she goes to the toilet!" Gu Siyu usually looks well-behaved and cute, but she is also born with sharp teeth, which is completely different from her mother Zhang Xinmeng's silent personality.
"Who are you talking about, little girl! It's really uneducated! What a shame to talk to you pariahs! The woman shook off and walked out of the bathroom.
"Ah, that's cool! It's really detoxifying and nourishing! As soon as Su Qian entered the toilet, she squatted on the tuba, if it weren't for Gu Siyu clamoring to come to the toilet, it is estimated that Su Qian would be able to endure it for a long time.
"I'm also very comfortable, it's so smooth!" Xiaoyu also walked out, and she turned out to be a squatting tuba.
"I'm really convinced of you two! Since you're holding back and squatting, why don't you come to the toilet earlier? If we don't come today, do you have to endure it all night? Gu Xiangyu was angry and funny, and he really convinced them completely.
"Sister Gu, you have wronged us, we are called constipation! People who do it, they can't pull it down if they want to, it's really lucky to be able to pull it so smoothly this time, people like you who don't have constipation will never know our pain! Su Qian looked aggrieved and painful.
Xiaoyu also nodded, very much agreeing with Su Qian's statement, the two can be described as like-minded in this regard.
"By the way, I just heard someone arguing here, did you get into a fight? I listened to the fierce tone of the woman who spoke. Su Qian asked suddenly.
As soon as she heard Su Qian's question, Gu Siyu immediately said angrily: "There was a stinky woman just now, and I don't know if the eldest aunt came or the eldest aunt didn't come for a long time, she sneered at us as soon as we met, if Sister Qianqian was there, you would definitely support me to beat her, but the eldest sister didn't let me make trouble at that time." ”
"What! It's a quarrel with the two of you! Doesn't she want to live anymore? Where's the woman? Sister, I'll take you to clean her up! ”
Su Qian has a violent temper, and when she heard that the other party had bullied her own family, how could she endure it?
"Okay, it's just a trivial matter, not to mention that the wicked have their own wicked grinding, I see that the woman's Yintang is black, covered with dark clouds, and she is still talking badly and hurting people in a place like the toilet, where she hides dirt and dirt, and she doesn't accumulate virtue on her lips, and she is blessed and troubled, I guess she will be unlucky."
Gu Xiangyu saw that this woman was going to be in trouble, so he didn't want to entangle with her too much, so as not to get into trouble.
"That's good, now that I'm more balanced, eldest sister, you should have told me earlier, it made me angry for a long time." Gu Siyu is much more relaxed now, and walked out of the bathroom with a smile.
"Let's go too, let's see what everyone ordered, I'm already hungry." Gu Xiangyu touched his stomach and said.
"Don't talk about Sister Gu, talking about eating in the toilet affects appetite, vomit!" Su Qian made a retching look and immediately ran out.
"As for it? Tell me what's wrong in the toilet? It's not for you to eat in the toilet, not to mention that the environment here is actually quite good, don't you say? Xiaoyu? ”
Before Gu Xiangyu finished speaking, he saw Xiaoyu rushing into the toilet again and retching.
"Why is it such a big reaction?" Gu Xiangyu muttered to himself, very ununderstanding why this was the case.
"Sister Gu, don't say it, let's go out quickly, if I continue to say it, I'm going to vomit out last night's dinner, are you afraid that we will eat too much to say this? You can't make people hungry for the sake of saving money! Xiaoyu was about to collapse, and walked out of the bathroom with Gu Xiangyu's support.
"Don't say it, you pampered guys are hypocritical, just say a word? Ay? Where did the two guys who came out go just now? They can't have already run to the sixth floor, right? Dare to leave us first, it's too unauthentic! See how I criticize them later! Su Qian and the others were not found at the door, and Gu Xiangyu said angrily.
"No matter how much, let's go into the room and rest quickly, I was already tired and collapsed from vomiting and diarrhea just now." Xiao Yu said weakly.
"You confessed so quickly, don't you call yourself a martial arts master?"
"Not in good shape right now......"
The two of you got on the elevator with one word.
In room 608, everyone had already arranged it, and the dining table was full of sumptuous dinners, just waiting for Gu Xiangyu to come and preside over the overall situation and put down chopsticks.
Knock knock, Gu Xiangyu knocked on the door, but the door still didn't come to open the door.
"What's going on? They won't all fall asleep, will they? Gu Xiangyu asked.
"You're knocking on the door here, and of course no one in the room hears you, isn't there a doorbell on your right? Just press it. Xiaoyu was speechless, it wasn't the first time the other party had come here to eat, why didn't he even have a little common sense?
With a creak, the door opened, and Zao Wou-Ki walked out of the room with a smile: "Master, you guys are finally back, everyone is waiting for you to eat, huh?" Su Qian, why didn't they come with you? ”
When Zhao Wuji asked, Gu Xiangyu was also stunned and asked in surprise; "What? Those two Nizi didn't come back? You can't run to the wrong room, right? (To be continued.) )