"Mizuyama"

When he came to a place surrounded by many people, at first glance, he saw two large block letters hanging on a snow-white wall on one side, Ye Tang took Lin Yan's hand and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

Lin Yu pursed her lips: "Couplet!" ”

Couplet? Ye Tang was stunned for a moment, these two words are couplets? It's too easy, isn't it?

"Do you like couplets?" Ye Tang was surprised.

"There are gifts,"

Lin Nunu's mouth, Ye Tang looked over and found that it was really true, under the word 'Shuishan', it was also written that the person who came out of the couplet could give a gift for free, ten gifts, while supplies last.

Ye Tang was a little tooth sore, a shopping mall that did business played couplets, what are you pretending to be elegant?

Ye Tang slandered in his heart.

But the little fairy seems to be very interested, so I will play with her.

The word 'water mountain' should have just been hung up, and the ink hasn't dried yet, Ye Tang looked at the others first, and didn't say anything first, let others do it.

Moreover, Ye Tang felt that this couplet should not be so easy, otherwise, wouldn't anyone who came could take the gift away?

The gift packaging is very exquisite, there are big and small, it seems that the price will not be less than two or three hundred yuan, the mall owner is not so stupid to give money to people, right?

Ye Tang was silent, and Lin Yu didn't speak, but the old man standing below the couplet spoke, his eyes swept over the thirty or so customers who came up, and said, "Who will come first?" Gifts are limited. ”

The old man smiled, and his appearance was quite elegant.

"I'll come," a man in his thirties spoke loudly as soon as the old man finished speaking.

"Okay, you come first, but I have to satisfy the old man." The old man laughed.

"Okay, let's get started, stop talking nonsense." The man couldn't wait.

The old man smiled: "Water Mountain." ”

Just said these two words, and the man laughed and said, "Huhai." ”

"Water and mountains, lakes and seas, well, it's okay," the old man praised, but then said, "Water, water, mountains, mountains,"

The man was a little dumbfounded and said, "Isn't it just for Shuishan?" "I thought the gift was in hand, why did I still have a water and a mountain?

The old man said, "I said that I had to be satisfied, so you can continue." ”

The old man ignored him, and the man thought about it and had to say, "Huhu, Haihai,"

Water, water, mountains, lakes, seas, and seas, seem to ...... It's okay, the old man smiled and said, "Water and mountains are everywhere,"

"Lake, Lake, Sea, Sea...... Haihai ...... "This man Haihai didn't come out, and the onlookers next to him laughed, and the man's face turned red for a while, and he quickly retreated.

"What are you laughing at, you have the ability to come to the right place!" was a little shameless to be laughed at, and the man scolded angrily.

"Brother, you can't, stand aside and look at me," a man about the same age as this man stood up, and his expression seemed to have a good idea.

"Shuishan," someone stood up, and the old man said these two words to him again.

"Wind and rain," the man said.

"Water Shan Mountain,"

"Ups and downs,"

"Water and mountains are everywhere,"

"Ups and downs year after year,"

Water, water, mountains and mountains are everywhere, ups and downs year after year, and the right ones are quite neat.

The old man nodded, looked at the man, "The mountains and rivers are beautiful everywhere," and added four more words.

The man frowned, thought for a while, and said, "Ups and downs every year in the twilight dynasty,"

As soon as this pair came out, not only did everyone applaud, but the old man also smiled and said, "Okay, the first gift is like this, it's simple." ”

The old man saw that the man was still a little literate, so he let him go.

The man got the gift handed over by the old man, his face was smiling, and he glanced at the man in front of him proudly, meaning: Look, brother!

"I'll come, I'll come," so easily he got a gift of great value, and suddenly he felt that he could raise his hand.

The old man pointed to one of the humans: "Water Mountain,"

"Yueyue,"

"Water and mountains are everywhere,"

"It is said that the month is every year,"

This guy is also 'every year', and many people laughed, but he was right, and the old man said: "Shuishuishan and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere," to see how he is right.

"The water, water, mountains and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere, and I say that the moon and the month are reunited every year,"

"It is said that the moon and the month are reunited every year, well, not bad, the water and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere, and the water and mountains are bright and beautiful." The old man increased the difficulty again, and read the words of the water and mountains everywhere.

Now the pair of guys is dumbfounded, not only him, but everyone else is dumbfounded, people are bright and beautiful, you can't say that the moon is reunited, right?

When the old man came out, everyone suddenly lost their voices.

"Is that right? Who else is coming? The old man smiled, and did not embarrass him.

Everyone didn't speak, many people were thinking and meditating, Lin Yu also frowned, Ye Tang quietly asked her, "What's wrong?" Can't think of it? ”

Lin Yu said in a low voice: "The front is fine, but the back is too difficult." ”

Lin Yu really couldn't think of it, what she could think of was just like the man who received the gift in front, and the back was completely incoherent.

While everyone was digging their minds to think about it, another person called for her to come.

This is a twenty-four-five-year-old woman, and her appearance is average, but looking at her happy face, I think she should be right.

The old man smiled and said: "Okay, let's go directly to the back, the water and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere, and the water and mountains are bright and beautiful." The old man spoke directly to the woman from the man in front of him.

"The wind and rain are always lingering, and the wind and rain are lingering,"

The woman came out, but everyone laughed out loud, and Ye Tang was about to die of laughter, the pair is good, but can you not be so ambiguous, it's all a matter of bed.

The woman also blushed a little, but she did come out, and the old man smiled and said: "Yes, it is very neat, the water and mountains are bright and beautiful, the water and mountains are bright and beautiful, and the water and mountains are bright and beautiful, and the water and mountains are bright and beautiful." ”

The old man added.

The woman said: "The wind and rain are always lingering, the wind and rain are lingering, and the wind and rain are lingering...... Rain. ”

Good fellows, ambiguous turns into silver. The old man laughed so strangely, and everyone laughed, and the woman's face turned blood-red in an instant, and she was about to die of shame.

Originally, it was nothing, but the lingering wind and rain in the back sentence is too easy to make people think about it.

Ye Tang was about to burst out laughing, this woman is really wonderful, and the old man, the thief is bad and the thief is bad, Ye Tang didn't believe that he didn't expect the woman's pair to be like that in advance.

Although this pair is a little bit of that, but the right one is still quite neat, the old man gave her a gift, and glanced at the crowd: "Who else is coming, two gifts have been given, don't miss the opportunity." ”

A simple pair is getting more and more difficult for him to complete, here is not a master of couplets, at this time no one spoke, who wants to open their mouths to be embarrassed?

Seeing that everyone didn't answer correctly, Ye Tang attached himself to Lin Yan's ear and said, "Lin Yan, you are right," Ye Tang whispered in Lin Yan's ear for a while.

Hearing Ye Tang say that it was right to tell her to go, Lin Yu's expression was a little hesitant, but when she heard Ye Tang's downlink, she immediately became overjoyed.

Lin Yu also loved this excitement, so she said to the old man: "I'm right,"

Jumping out of a little girl who looks like a little fairy, everyone couldn't help but stare at it, the old man also felt very curious, although his upper link is not extremely difficult, but it is not so easy to come out, can you match a little girl?

The old man was very skeptical, but he still got it right, and said, "Shui Shan," well, let's keep it simple.

"Sunny and rainy,"

Water and mountains and sunny rain, well, yes, the old man nodded.

"Water and mountains are everywhere," the old man slowly increased the difficulty.

"Rain or shine,"

Lin Yu was very fast, and she was quite good, the old man immediately changed his policy and said: "The water and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere, and the water and mountains are bright and beautiful. "Let's just start here.

"It's so curious when it's raining, and it's curious when it's raining."

As soon as Lin Wei's pair came out, not to mention that everyone was stunned, the old man was also surprised, hey, this little girl, not bad.

The old man gave a thumbs up and admired it, but at the end, there was another sentence, saying: "The water and mountains are bright and beautiful, the water and mountains are bright and beautiful, and the water and mountains are bright and beautiful." "Look at what's next.

As soon as the old man's complete uplink came out, Lin Yu continued: "It's so curious when it's sunny and rainy, it's curious when it's rainy, it's sunny and rainy, it's sunny and rainy." ”

The water and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere, the water and mountains are bright and beautiful, and the water and mountains are bright and beautiful.

Sunny and rainy, curious, curious, curious, rainy.

It's a good couplet, it's absolutely amazing, as soon as Lin Yu's complete couplet was spoken, everyone was stunned, and after chewing carefully, they found that it was a completely wonderful couplet, and the onlookers were surprised, and the old man was also stunned.

Originally, he just used the word "Shuishan" in "Shuishan Mall" on a whim to have fun, but he didn't expect to lead to a top-notch wonderful couplet, like a description of landscape painting, the old man was a little shocked, and his eyes were a little abnormal when he looked at Lin Yan.

The old man said: "Little girl, although your couplet is not very suitable for the occasion, it is already a very classic couplet, come, a gift for you." ”

The old man brought the biggest gift to Lin Yan.

Hearing the old man say that the couplet was not very suitable for the occasion, Ye Tang was also stunned for a while, but when he thought of the name of 'Shuishan Mall', he woke up again, what the old man said was really right, look at his couplet, it was completely praising this Shuishan Mall.

Cowman, Ye Tang couldn't think of any downlink for a while, so he couldn't help scratching his head a little.

But the old man's words are not true, Shuishui Shan and Shan are clearly beautiful everywhere, and they can't be regarded as water and mountains, right? That makes no sense at all.

Lin Yu didn't care so much, she took the gift with a smile, in her opinion, it was already very good to be able to deal with Shanglianzi, what should not be in the situation, it was not in her scope of consideration at all.

The old man arched his finger and pointed to the word 'water mountain', and said: "Everyone, if anyone can start with these two words to make a good poem, I have a big gift here, I don't know if you are interested?" ”

Poetry?

Go to the pit father, is poetry so good? Many people shook their heads, this old man, it's really endless.

Many shook their heads and walked away, taking the old man's words as amusement.