Chapter 306: The same people don't have the same fate

"At that moment just now, Shang Gen's face suddenly became so big, so big, wow, I even thought I had met a monster, and I was completely startled, not joking." Taking the dog in Zheng Yucheng's hand away, Luo Yingshi looked at Jiang Hudong, who was still pointing fingers at the members of "Two Days and One Night" and expressing his thoughts on the previous moment by taking advantage of the rest of the production team, and then interrupted, "Okay, get ready, it's time to start filming." ”

"Inside, now we will be with the new member Zheng Yucheng in "Two Days and One Night", after receiving the instruction, Jiang Hudong immediately stopped his thoughts, returned to his job as MC, and began to introduce the travel destination of this show with exaggerated body movements, "Let's go on the seventh trip together." Where is it, here? It's here, it's here, it's neither, it's there!! ”

"Where the hell is this?" However, although Jiang Hudong danced for a while, in Zheng Yucheng's eyes, it was just pure and funny, because this brother had done so much, but the main destination was not said at all, "Brother Hudong, you can't just do actions and not speak." ”

"That's right, Zheng Yucheng!"

"I've wanted to say this for a long time."

"To be honest, Brother Hudong, these actions of yours are outdated."

Hearing Zheng Yucheng's outspoken complaints, it seemed to arouse the empathy of the other members of the filming program, and they immediately began to complain about Jiang Hudong's exaggerated reaction.

"Ah," Jiang Hudong also looked a little ridiculous in the face of the "Two Days and One Night" members who suddenly started to turn against themselves as MCs, and hurriedly pulled Zheng Yucheng's arm and explained, "Yucheng, you may not know much about our "Two Days and One Night", in fact, after the performance of my predecessors, the production team will bring in the footage of the destination later, so the audience will know the destination." ”

"Brother Hudong, it's not the first time I've filmed a variety show." Faced with Jiang Hudong's low-voiced explanation, Zheng Yucheng interrupted without hesitation, "But the key is that the audience knows, but as performers, we don't know where the destination is, don't you, the MC, even have the most basic communication ability?" ”

"Ah, I am!"

Facing Zheng Yucheng's unexpected direct hit, Jiang Hudong suddenly covered the back of his neck, making a fire appearance that he was about to faint due to the attack.

And the rest of the members of "Two Days and One Night" began to call out Zheng Yucheng's name tacitly.

"Finally, someone came to catch Jiang Hudong."

"Brother Hudong. See what else you have to do in the future. ”

"Haha, Jiang Hudong, pig ......"

"It's okay for me to suppress you." However, before everyone could finish for three seconds, Jiang Hudong grabbed Kim Jongmin, who was the most proud of the laughter, and said with a serious expression.

After a short period of funny, returning to the topic, Jiang Hudong continued the introduction of today's shooting, "This time we have a theme for the filming of "Two Days and One Night". That's the demanding wilderness camping experience. ”

Harsh wilderness? As soon as he heard the theme proposed by Jiang Hudong, Zheng Yucheng could feel that he was unlucky in recording the first issue of "Two Days and One Night", or that Luo Yingshi was waiting for him here.

"It's time to go," with the appearance of Jung Woo-sung and the opening of "Two Days and One Night". The number of staff who came to work in front of the KBS main building gradually increased, and seeing that the sky was gradually getting brighter, Jiang Hudong did not delay any longer and began to do the final shooting, "But listen to the staff of our production team. It seems that we also have living expenses prepared for us. ”

"How much will I usually give for living expenses?" Because I am not very familiar with the show "Two Days and One Night", most of the content is also from the description of the original member Lu Hongzhe. So Zheng Yucheng naturally raised questions.

"Last week, we were each a thousand dollars." To this, Kim C, a member who stood on the other side, answered.

"A thousand dollars!" Hearing this, Zheng Yucheng couldn't help but show a speechless expression, this is not a thousand-yuan dinner, what can a thousand yuan do besides buying a bag of ramen.

With such a nervous mood, Zheng Yucheng set his eyes on the envelope in Jiang Hudong's hand, and when he opened the envelope, the living expenses were unexpectedly informative.

"Oh, this time our production team is so generous, everyone gives 10,000 yuan of pocket money." With a total of 60,000 yuan of living expenses, even if you usually have a good meal. However, Zheng Yucheng, who has just arrived, obviously underestimated the degree of the production team of "Two Days and One Night", and the 60,000 yuan pocket money is not only their living expenses, but even includes the fuel and procurement costs for travel.

"Okay, then, let's announce the means of transportation to Pyeongchang this time." After completing the shooting in front of the KBS main building, Jiang Hudong began to transfer the content to the transportation that the members of "Two Days and One Night" were going to take this time, and turned to a van parked on the side and loudly introduced it.

"Ah, it looks good!"

"It's better than all of us sat before."

"KBS has been rare and generous this time."

However, unlike the cheering members of "Two Days and One Night", Zheng Woo-sung, who saw Zheng Yucheng's travel tools, showed a somewhat absurd expression. Although the body is pasted with the funny "Two Days and One Night" logo and the front of the car is pasted with his own portrait, judging from the style and license plate of this car, it is the nanny car he usually sits in, and he came to the filming site in this car this morning.

"Mo, isn't this my car?"

……

In short, whether Zheng Yucheng is reluctant or not, his nanny car has been forcibly borrowed by the production team of "Two Days and One Night" as a tool for this trip. Moreover, what made him even more speechless was that after all, the production team borrowed the car and pumped out the gasoline in the fuel tank to leave only the amount of fuel that could reach the destination, completely under the sinister intention that if they accidentally drove wrong, all the staff had to use a small amount of pocket money.

After a brief discussion in the car on their way to their destination, Guanle Mountain, Pyeongchang, the members decided to send two members to the supermarket to buy supplies for dinner. was taking care of Zheng Woo-sung, a new member, and specially arranged for him and Kim Jong-min to go to the supermarket together to shop.

However, for Kim Jong-min, who usually shoots shows, Jiang Hudong is obviously a little uneasy, and can't help but tell the two, "Ah, Jong-min has at least 20,000 left." ”

"Inside. Got it Brother Hudong! In the face of Jiang Hudong's nagging, Kim Jongmin, who had already walked a distance, suddenly responded a little carelessly.

"Ah, why do I feel a little uneasy?" Looking at the two people who walked into the supermarket, or the back of Kim Jongmin, Jiang Hudong tilted his head and muttered uneasily.

"Yucheng should be able to, if he is watching, there shouldn't be any problems."

"Brother Zhong Min, let's purchase separately, it's faster." However, when he walked into the supermarket, Jung Woo-sung suddenly put forward the idea of purchasing separately from Kim Jong-min. Immediately, the cameraman who followed the shooting panicked and notified the production team waiting in the parking lot, and hurriedly transferred a cameraman as a photographer.

"Ah, yes." Hearing Zheng Woo-sung's opinion, Kim Jong-min nodded and agreed without any idea at all, this brother's image in the show is stupid, although it is not like this in reality, but it is also honest. In this way, the two divided the pocket money of 60,000 yuan equally, and began to purchase in the supermarket.

This way. After purchasing separately, Kim Jong-min immediately rushed to the food tasting area without any idea and began to eat the tasting food, while on the other side, Zheng Woo-sung began to shop in the supermarket purposefully. Sure enough, "Two Days and One Night" still has reliable members. In the face of these two polarized performances, the audience who saw this scene in the later stage was naturally relieved by Zheng Yucheng's reliability.

"Zheng Yucheng xi. What are you going to do? ”

"I," however, just when the audience thought that Jung Woo-sung would complete the procurement of the required items according to the requirements of the members in the parking lot. Uncharacteristically, he said, "Of course, I went to eat something to fill my stomach, and I haven't eaten since the morning." I'm already hungry. ”

"So, what if a member asks for a receipt?" In the face of Zheng Yucheng's suddenly unreliable remarks, the camera that followed him suddenly asked in a panic.

"Don't worry," stretching out his hand and pointing to his head, Zheng Yucheng said proudly, "I already have a way to deal with it, and besides, there is not Brother Zhong Min." As early as when they were separated, he had already seen Kim Jong-min rushing to the food area in a daze, and with this brother's temperament, he must have begun to eat a lot.

Faced with Jung Woo-sung's such an 'insidious' plan, and Kim Jong-min, who started spending money in the food area exactly according to his ideas, the audience who saw this scene couldn't help but laugh.

After spending 1,500 yuan to fill his stomach with ramen, Zheng Yucheng began to walk in the supermarket and talked to the camera next to him, "In fact, purchasing is also a science, if you can use every penny on the blade, it is not too much of a problem to have less or less this 1,500 yuan, for example, you look at this ramen, the same ramen but there will be ......"

In the next shot of "Two Days and One Night", Zheng Yucheng used a perfect method of calculating pounds and pounds, and used the remaining money in his hand to buy ingredients, and when he finished purchasing, he looked at the ingredients in the basket and said proudly to the camera in front of him, "How about it, in this case, who would have thought that I would secretly use up some of the money." Anyway, it's all food that is eaten at night, so you don't need to worry too much about the expiration date or anything. ”

"Wait a minute." After settling the bill, Zheng Yucheng did not relax when he came out of the supermarket, but tore off the discount sign attached to the ingredients and rubbed the receipt in his hand and threw it into the trash. ”

"Ah, Woo Cheng is back."

Sitting in the car, the long-awaited members of "Two Days and One Night" who had been waiting for a long time saw Zheng Yucheng coming out of it, and they surrounded him like wolves seeing food, and sighed as they looked at the ingredients in the bag.

"Wow, that's a lot to buy."

"Sure enough, Yucheng is still reassuring."

"By the way, what about Zhong Minren?" After sighing, Jiang Hudong also remembered another Kim Jong-min who also purchased, and suddenly asked a little uneasily, "Why isn't Chung-min with you?" ”

"I don't know, after entering the supermarket, I separated from Brother Zhong Min." Just waiting for this question, hearing Jiang Hudong's inquiry, Zheng Yu established Ma and gave the black pot that had been prepared a long time ago to Kim Jong-min.

After that, Jin Zhongmin, who came out of the supermarket, did not surprise Zheng Yucheng to carry the black pot perfectly, bought a bunch of useless things, and used the only remaining 30,000 yuan in his hand for only 2,000 yuan. In this way, he also ate in the supermarket for public and private purposes, but Zheng Yucheng was appreciated by all the members of "Two Days and One Night". And Kim Jong-min was sadly taught a 'ruthless' lesson by Jiang Hudong.

Such a contrasting result made the audience who knew the truth in front of the TV all sigh, even in "Two Days and One Night", Zheng Yucheng is still Zheng Yucheng, and everyone is played by him.

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After finishing the farcical shopping, he continued to set off towards his destination Pyeongchang, and in order to avoid being seen by the people in the car, Zheng Yucheng also deliberately opened a pack of dried ramen noodles to eat. Although they all said that he would be hungry when he came to "Two Days and One Night", I don't know why he was in the process of eating all the time.

I wasn't very hungry in the first place, and after eating dry ramen again, Zheng Yucheng felt a little supportive. He decisively handed the pull in his hand to Jiang Hudong, who was sitting in the front passenger seat.

"I don't eat it." However, to Zheng Yucheng's surprise, Jiang Hudong decisively rejected the temptation of ramen.

"Why?" Jiang Hudong, who usually can't eat without food, actually didn't eat ramen, not only Zheng Yucheng, but also the other members in the car showed a little surprised expression.

Under the surprised gaze of everyone, Jiang Hudong told the truth, "Isn't the big prize coming soon?" "The filming time of this episode of "Two Days and One Night" in Pyeongchang is low in November, which means that it will not be long before the TV variety show awards in December.

"Eh, Brother Hudong, you have to be clear. The big prize doesn't become yours just because you've lost weight. Faced with Jiang Hudong's uneasy appearance, Zheng Yucheng complained mercilessly, "If the big prize is really given in this way, then Brother Shi won't win you every time." After all, he's so thin. ”

"Ahaha~"

For Zheng Yucheng's ridicule, especially when he dared to mention Liu Zaishi's name in front of Jiang Hudong, the atmosphere in the car suddenly turned into a scorched earth, and Jiang Hudong himself had a smile on his face.

"So. Brother Hudong, you should eat some, don't get the big reward by then, and the person will become thinner. At that time, the media will report that 'Jiang Hudong went on a hunger strike because he missed the big prize.' ’”

……

In the laughter, they passed the first toll station, during which Zheng Yucheng and the others fell into a brief panic because Li Xiugen's prank hid the 10,000 yuan toll fee specially given by the production team again, and Jiang Hudong, who kept 10,000 yuan, was extremely panicked.

However, just after punishing Lee so-geun, when everyone decided who would be the next driver, another unexpected incident caused everyone, including Jung Woo-sung, a new member, to fall into a short period of absurdity.

I saw that while everyone was playing the game in order to decide who was the new driver, Kim Jong-min actually sneaked into the car and drove away directly in a cigarette under the recent situation that no one expected.

"Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!! ”

Seeing the nanny car that suddenly set off and left regardless of everyone, Yin Zhiyuan, who was still concentrating on the game, shouted out directly.

"Mo!" For this sudden 'man-made disaster', not only the members of "Two Days and One Night" who were present, but even the production team fell into a brief panic.

"What kind of situation is this," Seeing Kim Jongmin driving the nanny car disappearing from the end of the lane, the most shocking thing was naturally Zheng Yucheng, who was the original owner of the car, he stared at the absurd scene in front of him, and said speechlessly, "My car, is "Two Days and One Night" like this, Brother Zhong Min rarely wants to be sued by me?" ”

"Zhong Min probably wants to take revenge for the last time Zhengxian fell behind?" Watching the car leave, Jiang Hudong, as an MC, also had some brains that couldn't react, "Just threw everyone in the production team and ran away, isn't his spirit normal?" ”

After a short period of panic, the first to react from this situation was Zheng Woo-sung, after all, although Kim Jong-min's sudden behavior in front of him was alarming, he had actually done a lot of such things. After reacting, he immediately relaxed when he remembered something, "Brother Hudong, we don't have to go to Brother Zhong Min, although this brother drove the car away, there was not much gas in the car, and he didn't have any money, not even a camera to shoot together, it won't take long for Brother Zhong Min to come back by himself." ”

Hearing Zheng Yucheng's analysis, Jiang Hudong and the others, who were still flustered, immediately sobered up and gloated, "Yes, although the current situation seems to be that we have been left behind by Zhong Min, but in fact, it is still the same as the situation in Zheng County, Zhong Min himself is left behind. And there are not even cameras. ”

"Brother Hudong, Miyane ......"

As a result, as Zheng Yucheng expected, just as they were enjoying the hot bean paste buns that had just been baked with their remaining pocket money, Kim Jong-min, who was lost, called for help and apologized to Jiang Hudong.

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