0168, since. Super comforting power

Feng Yang looked at the elegant and charming woman who was sitting on the sofa opposite, snuggling on Zhang Lan's shoulder, and smiled at Zhang Lan: "Brother Zhang has good skills, and he has chased all the most beautiful big stars in Seoul!" ”

Lee Hyo-ri joked generously: "It's a pleasure to meet Doctor Fengshen...... He's chasing me? In fact, it is the little woman who chases the great love of others......"

Zhang Lan hugged Li Xiaoli's little waist and laughed at him: "Hehe, love saint? I'm holy to you...... That's good, I'm going to talk to Brother Feng about things next, you go to the gym to work out, wait for me there.\\"

"Oh......" Li Xiaoli knew that Zhang Lan was deliberately pushing him away, and left with a pout.

Because the next topic involves some sensitive topics, it is not appropriate for Lee Hyo-ri to stand on either side. In order not to embarrass her, Zhang Lan was wise to separate Li Xiaoli.

Seeing Li Xiaoli go to the gym to exercise, Feng Yang smiled and said, "Brother Zhang really has a set, and he manages women well?" ”

"Hehe, that's a must...... Let's talk about kicking the gym, right? Zhang Lan got straight to the point.

Feng Yang took out a few pieces of A4 paper from his arms, handed them to the glass coffee table in front of Zhang Lan, and said, "Brother Zhang, have you always been curious, why did I come to Seoul?" Hehe, after reading these two materials, you will understand...... Then we'll talk about kicking the gym. ”

"Oh?" Zhang Lan curiously took the two stacks of A4 paper and looked at them seriously.

There are two copies, and the first one has a big black headline written on the first page: "Great Republic of Korea!" 》。 This was written by a female student from Seoul studying in China.

The general content is as follows:

"Back in ancient times, when we were called Goryeo. Everything we do comes from you, and we are only a descendant of civilization relative to you, and we are only inferior creatures struggling in your corner. We don't have ego, we don't have dignity. In our history, even our powerful Li Dynasty has no rivalry with you.

Fortunately, God has given us other things very fairly and precisely, because we are small, and He has given us more wisdom. Because we are barren, he has given us strong and tall bodies; Because we have been repeatedly invaded, he has given us a stubborn will; Because there are few of us. He gave us a spirit of unity......

Therefore, when the wheel of the times rolls to the center of science and technology, our qualities have contributed to our achievements today, and we have vividly demonstrated our excellence and greatness! In science and technology. Our Seoul University, leaving BJ University far behind, our companies: Samsung, LG, Kia. Daewoo, Hyundai, JNC, like a storm raging the Chinese market. To be sure, many of you Chinese people feel fashionable by buying our products. Feel proud, even a large group of your servile compatriots. is extremely disdainful of talking about domestic products! Yes, you are a servile nation, a lowly servile nation that only worships foreigners and only praises other people's things!

You don't learn your own Shaolin martial arts, you have to learn our taekwondo, aren't you cheap? ……

We, the Republic of Korea, have also experienced an era of flooding with foreign products, but our great people, tightly united against them, refused to buy them more cost-effectively than Sony, Toyota, Motorola, Philips...... Samsung Electronics, which is much worse, bought Hyundai cars, and at that time, these two brands that seem to be excellent now were called imitation cats by M people! But we are proud to have them, not ashamed! What about you?

……

Yes, we do look alike, like the South Syratids and the whites of the M country, but what does this almost our only commonality, this commonality from our fellow Far East, mean? Does it mean that you will progress in the future?

Therefore, it's time for you to stop your fantasies and sober up that shameful Asian complex! ……”

After reading this material, Zhang Lan trembled angrily, "Nima's, who wrote this, I'll go and flatten him!" Nima! ”

Feng Yang added some tea to Zhang Lan's cup and said with a smile: "When the Chinese people who are patriotic, conscientious, and backbone see this, they will have a deep sullen breath in their chests, as if they were pinched by others and stepped on under their feet, without the strength to fight back, they became pitiful and speechless." However, if you look at the reply of a patriotic young man in China, it is very enjoyable and powerful! ”

"Good! Be sure to scold this shameless narcissist! Zhang Lan excitedly opened the second material and looked at it.

The headline on the first page reads: "To the brain-dead Chinese people of Hahan, to the ignorant narcissistic H people!" 》

The general content is as follows:

“…… To be honest, Samsung, Hyundai, Daewoo, LG, Kia, etc. can almost be equated with country H in the impression of Chinese people, on the one hand, it shows that these companies are really good, on the other hand, don't you think country H is too easy to be 'equal'? It is not necessarily a good thing that a certain aspect accounts for too much in a country, so please don't be too arrogant because of a few companies, and if you lose these, there will be nothing left in country H, right? But in our country, losing something of the same weight is not even a drop in the bones!

Hehe, the so-called Korean Wave, in fact, the media exaggerated him, I don't think it can be regarded as a culture, maybe it is a culture in your country, right? Because I can't appreciate how many acres of land are in a small country?

In China, the culture of country H is at best popular in some cities, among the immature groups under the age of 15 in some middle schools, and of course there may be such people in some universities, but generally speaking, we don't treat them as adults.

Therefore, the so-called Hallyu is at best an alternative trend, but it is regarded by you as a cultural infection, and I have to admire the 'characteristics' of the Korean nation mentioned above. If you ask me what is cultural edification, what is cultural infection, who is edifying whom, who is infecting whom, or please take a look at the Chinese shadow around you!

Another point is that some of the advantages of the H nation are generally recognized in our country, and this is because the Chinese nation is always a nation in a state of progress. We can see the strengths of others clearly, and we are also more aware of our own shortcomings.

The people of the H country despise us Chinese people, I have heard about it a long time ago, and many Chinese people do not know. ay

H people - please see clearly. Why are Chinese people better than you?

Chinese people like to satirize civilized Huaxia and say, we have Samsung, Hyundai, LG, what do you have in Huaxia? Is there a copycat? Chinese people are often speechless and speechless for a while. I would like to ask the people of country H, what else do you have besides Samsung, Hyundai, LG? The output value of these enterprises accounts for most of the total output value of your country. Kill these companies and you're doomed, what about the rest? What do we have in Huaxia? Let's not talk about culture and history (you like plagiarism), let's talk about what we have. And you don't have it.

We have a spaceship that needs 200,000 parts and the industrial chain behind it, do you have it, don't tell me about cars, cars only need 16,000 parts.

2. We have Loongson CPU, which is second only to island countries and M countries in the world. Do you have one?

3. We have acquired IBM's Lenovo, which is already world-class, do you have a world-renowned PC brand?

4. We have a giant project like the Three Gorges, can you build it? We can go to Africa and bid for hydropower plants that are twice as large as the Three Gorges power generation. Are you eligible?

We can build J10 third-generation and a half-generation fighters, nuclear submarines. Nuclear missiles, Chinese Aegis ships. ICBMs, apart from buying them from country M, do you build them yourself?

6. We have 60 satellites flying in the sky, how many of them do you have?

Our Chinese in Thailand, the Philippines, Malaysia, Singapore, control the economy of these countries, what else do you have out of country H?

8. Our Huawei can make Cisco tremble, can you?

9. How much influence does the Korean Wave, which you are so proud of, have in Asia? Which of our movies "Hero", "Ambush on All Sides" and "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" is not hundreds of millions at the box office in country M, does your country have it? Our Jackie Chan, Zhang Ziyi, Li Lianlian, Gong Li, and Zhou Yunfa are all big names with world-class influence, your Kim Hee-sun is out of East Asia, who knows her?

10. Our Chinese cuisine is popular all over the world, almost every country in the world, and we Chinese people can easily eat what you think is "greasy" Chinese cuisine when we go to any country. What about your Korean food? Where is it?

Moreover, in Korean food, the most expensive is Chinese food, where do you have your own unique food culture? The lychee that Yang Guifei liked to eat in ancient China has never been seen by people in H country! There are so many fruits in our country, if they are seen by the people of country H, they must be scared to death!!

11. Now that the whole world is learning Chinese, many schools in country M have listed Chinese as a compulsory subject, who will learn your Korean Chinese?

12. You are greedy and vain, inconsistent with the outside and the inside, pay attention to the appearance and packaging, but do not know how to improve your own quality, you are a complete cultural desert, nouveau riche! Let's take a look at it first, the cookie-cutter H country film and television dramas, I really can't understand that such a shoddy and in-depth thing can cause the Korean Wave?? Being able to sing and dance makes the style of the Korean people in our country since ancient times, and the singing and dancing level of the people of country H is indeed higher than the level of the country, but the cookie-cutter pop songs of country H are almost copied from country M and island countries, plus a piece of their own rough rap, and a wild dance is the Korean wave? !

In order to deceive foreigners with luxurious appearances, Koreans vigorously research cosmetic surgery techniques, and all people suffer from skin and flesh!! I'd rather eat pickles than go for plastic surgery, buy clothes and cosmetics!!

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Of course, there are some places where we can't catch up with you:

Football. Our players are Chinese at the beginning of elementary school, and if you don't play football, you are a ruffian, and your players are selected in the college league. Let our elementary school students beat you college students, we really can't beat you.

2. Since. Comforting power. You H people like to self. Comfort, this point of Chinese people will never be able to compare with you! You don't have a large area of land, so you fantasize that the northeast is yours; You don't have words, so you fantasize that you invented Chinese characters; You don't have medicine, so you fantasize that Chinese medicine and acupuncture were invented by you. You don't have great men, so you fantasize that Confucius, Qu Yuan, and Xi Shi are people of your country; You don't have festivals with your own characteristics, so you fantasize that the Dragon Boat Festival and Qingming Festival were invented by you; Your diet is monotonous and pitiful, and it can even be said that it is boring at the kindergarten level, so you slander Chinese cuisine as greasy (poor Koreans, how do you know that the eight major Chinese cuisines are only greasy in northern cuisine); You don't have a glorious history, so you have to take comfort in Goguryeo, which was destroyed by the Tang Dynasty...... Don't talk about it, because I found out that your masturbation ability is not ordinarily strong!

3. There is an M army on your territory, but we don't. How good, in war, you don't have to use your brains, just sell your life, because there is Army M in command of you. They say you don't dare to go west! Finally, you H people think that you are developed countries in China, and you Chinese people think that we Chinese people value you more, how much we respect you, and how much we like to show self-esteem in front of you? In fact, there is only one target in our eyes, and that is country M. I don't think of you as opponents at the same level or level!

1. Huaxia is one of the five permanent members of the Security Council, and the power in its hands can influence the world!

Country H is only a second-rate country in Asia, and the United Nations has no part in his voice at all.

2. There were also "foreign" invasions in the history of China, and most of these "foreigners" were assimilated for thousands of years, and Huaxia is still Huaxia!

In history, country H is not qualified to be called an independent "country" at all, and has been enslaved by the Huaxia country for thousands of years, and has been enslaved by the island country for more than 100 years, and then lived secretly for decades under the "protection" of country M.

3. There is a "Chinese threat theory" in the world, have you ever heard of the threat theory of country H? Because you have no status in the international arena at all, there is no threat theory.

4. China is the third largest space country in manned spaceflight, second only to M and E, have you ever launched your own satellite?

5. The Chinese people defend their own national defense and export weapons to the outside world, you have almost no combat effectiveness, and you still have to rely on the soldiers of country M to protect your women, I really feel sad for you!

6. There is only one China in the United Nations, but there are two countries with the same H!

7. Huaxia can talk to one continent, but you can only talk to country M.

8. Huaxia once defeated 16 countries and their 41 backers on your territory, and you couldn't even solve your own civil war, and you were stabbed sideways by country M......

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So don't be blind because of a few bubble girls brain-dead TV series or a few stars who have had knives on the faces of country H, don't be brain-dead, people!

The whole country of H can watch it, and all the stars that can only be watched after plastic surgery are all on TV! ……”

After reading the second information, Zhang Lan was hooked!

"It's so cool, it's so cool to scold! This is not only to scold those Chinese people who worship foreign countries, to scold those brainless Korean fans, but also to give a powerful blow to the proud H people! Okay, the Chinese young man who replied to the post is very thoughtful and very standard, and I will reward him next time I return to China! ......" Zhang Lan exhaled a deep breath and said happily.

Feng Yang smiled: "Hehe, I know that after you read it, you will feel very relieved." Now you know why I came to Seoul, right? It's because I read the post of the female international student! Their self. The comfort power is really too strong! They even said that the acupuncture of Chinese medicine was invented by them, I can't swallow this breath! I'm here to let them know who invented China and the West! ……”

"Haha, so you rectified the professor?" Zhang Lan said.

"Hehe, it's just a small punishment and a big commandment. However, this time it is more bullish to deal with, and it is the attention of Shenxiao Dojo that urges Shenxiao. He is a master of the Five Qi Dynasty, and he knows the top stealth technique, I don't know if Brother Zhang has the information to defeat him? I've already written a war letter for you on my own initiative, you won't blame me, will you? Feng Yang asked......)

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