Chapter 015: The old king did his own thing
After being rare for a while, Xiao Qiang put the fox tail close to him, and then studied what Hu Mei'er had just said.
When he was in front of the house just now, he remembered that someone on the other side was peeking behind the door.
Now that I think about it, maybe Hu Mei'er guessed right, that Wang bald head is not a good thing, it is really possible to invite a Taoist priest and something like that.
Xiao Qiang had never experienced such a thing, and subconsciously asked, "What should I do?" ”
Hu Mei'er closed her eyes, listened for a while, opened her eyes and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, that Taoist priest has no skills, his Taoism is very ordinary, I am a spirit fox, and a swaggering guy like him can't beat me." ”
Xiao Qiang took a long breath and asked, "Then what should we do?" ”
Hu Mei'er squinted her eyes and smiled, and whispered something in Xiao Qiang's ear......
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The old Wang's house next door.
Wang Guangtou's house is in a mess, and at this time, in addition to him, a bachelor, there is indeed an extra guy with thieves and eyes.
This is the "master" that Wang Guangtou invited back on the street in the evening, and he also spent a thousand yuan for this.
Or that there are always some villains in the world, and there are really people who are willing to do this kind of thing that harms others and is not beneficial to themselves.
Ever since Wang Guangtou saw Hu Meier, he didn't want to sleep at night!
He has also read countless women in his life, although they are all bargains, but there are all kinds of things.
Wang Guangtou never thought that there would be such a seductive peerless beauty in the world?
What made him most angry was that this fox Meier was willing to follow Xiao Qiang, a poor bastard, and she didn't go out all day long, and it was difficult to even peep.
After a long time, Wang Guangtou became suspicious?
First of all, the fox Mei'er looks as attractive as a demon, and secondly, Xiao Qiang is always mysterious.
Ever since the fox came, the poor boy had become proud. Wang Guangtou observed through the crack in the door for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion that there must be something wrong with the origin of this fox girl.
There is always such a person in the world, and what he can't get, others can't even think of.
The Taoist priest invited by Wang Guangtou is not very old, he looks like he is in his early thirties, skinny and sneering, he has no ability at all, but he will always meet fools like Wang Guangtou.
Near the door of Wang's bald house, there was a table.
There are bits and pieces on the table, which is the so-called magic weapon of the little Taoist, which is nothing more than some copper seals, bronze mirrors and other stalls.
Although the little Taoist priest doesn't have much real skills, he comes out to deceive people, but he also knows some of the fur of subduing demons and eliminating demons.
He originally wanted to be pretentious, and deceived Wang Guangtou with a thousand oceans and went home.
However, when he began to follow some procedures, the only genuine bronze bell in the magic vessel rang.
This time the little Taoist priest was scared, he had been on the street for so long, and it was the first time he encountered a real evil thing.
Wang Guangtou grinned and asked, "What kind of master, is there a monster on the other side?" ”
"Hmm!" The little Taoist priest was scared in his heart but couldn't show it, so he pretended to play with the wooden sword in his hand for a while, and replied coldly: "Yes, the breath of some thousand-year-old ghosts seems to have become the climate!" ”
The little Taoist guessed correctly, it is true for a thousand years, but the fox Meier is a spirit but not a ghost.
Wang Guangtou was frightened when he heard this, and asked nervously: "What should I do, can you surrender?" ”
"Phew!" As soon as the little Taoist priest waved his hand, a piece of yellow rune paper in front of him burst into flames.
He gestured for a while before saying, "It's not difficult, but doing so will seriously deplete my mana, so it looks like you should add some money." ”
"Aren't we going to say a thousand dollars?" Wang bald head is an iron rooster.
The little Taoist priest glared at Wang Guangtou fiercely, and said angrily: "If not, you can surrender this resentful ghost yourself!" ”
He said that he was going to pack up his things and leave, this move was from the heart, and the little Taoist priest wished that Wang Bald would not add money, so that he could get out justifiably.
Unexpectedly, Wang Guangtou, who was extremely stingy in the past, gritted his teeth and said, "Then add another five hundred." ”
The little Taoist priest was embarrassed, because he couldn't figure out what was going on with the other door at this time? In case I guess wrong, this 1,500 yuan big job can be considered a waste, and such a big job can't be encountered once a month.
After hesitating for a moment, the little Taoist priest decided to take a gamble.
He turned off all the lights in the room, lit a row of candles, and changed into a yellow robe unique to Taoism. With a sword in one hand and a bell in the other, he recited incantations in his mouth and recited all the spells he had learned all his life.
The candles on the table flickered on and off, and the wind swayed on its own.
Wang Guangtou's face turned blue with fright, he hid behind the little Taoist priest, and asked nervously, "What's the matter...... What's going on, master, you've got to work harder! ”
"Male Mommy, Mommy, you are paralyzed......" The little Taoist priest's voice raised again.
Suddenly, a cloudy wind blew head-on.
The next moment, he blew out all the candles on the table.
Wang Guangtou exclaimed in fright, and was just about to touch the switch, but in front of him, a ghost shadow came slowly, and when he fixed his eyes, it turned out to be a "demon" with a cloak of hair, a blue face, and a black robe on his body.
"Hell, hell, hell, ......" Wang balded his head and fell to the ground.
The little Taoist priest was also frightened enough, the door of this house was locked, if it wasn't a ghost, how could he walk in through the wall?
He scolded secretly, threw away the magic weapon in his hand, squatted, and went directly under the table.
I saw that the "evil ghost" suddenly floated over the table in front of him, grinned in a terrifying way, and said quietly: "Who is it...... Who is calling me? ”
The little Taoist priest also had some courage to say anything, and moved two steps back under the table, and replied in a crying voice: "Don't come to me, I'm just a charlatan, and he asked me to harm you." ”
Wang Guangtou was stupid when he heard it, and quibbled: "It's not that I'm not me, I'm a good person!" ”
Xiao Qiang couldn't help but want to laugh at this time, it seems that Hu Mei'er guessed correctly, this Taoist priest is indeed a charlatan.
The two discussed before, when Wang Guangtou did it at home, Hu Meier used stealth techniques to stick to Xiao Qiang.
Now the fox Mei'er has greatly increased her mana, and she took Xiao Qiang to enter Wang Guangtou's house with the wall-piercing technique, and Xiao Qiang took the mask he bought on Halloween last year, and then wore a black cloth on his body, pretending to be a ghost to scare the other party.
This trick really worked, Xiao Qiang said such a sentence, and the little Taoist priest was completely revealed, and the king's bald head lay on the ground like a mess of mud, snot and tears flowed down his face.
Xiao Qiang still doesn't understand his hatred, since he has this opportunity today, he has to teach Wang Guangtou a good lesson.
The Qingguang Demon floated forward a few more steps, squatted down, and used that extremely terrifying face to the crying face of Wang Guangtou, and said in a dark voice: "Do you want to die, or do you want to live?" ”
"I want to live, I don't want to die!" Wang Guangtou's body was jolted, and he was scared to pee.
Xiao Qiang said to Hu Mei'er with his heart, and then raised his arms upward, and Wang Bald Head on the ground floated up.
"Mom...... Spare your life, wah, wow, wow, wow......" Wang Guangtou kept dancing, and he was almost about to collapse.
Xiao Qiang let him float in the air for a while, and then waved his hand at the little Taoist priest who was about to escape, and the king bald head in the air flew directly over and smashed it on the little Taoist priest's body.
A wail came, and then looked at the little Taoist priest and Wang Guangtou, all of whom knelt on the ground and kowtowed violently.
"Hehehe......" Xiao Qiang let out a hoarse laugh, and said to the little Taoist: "You god stick is really damned, just a little Taoism, and dare to provoke me, the evil spirit king, you go and die!" ”
Xiao Qiang pretended to wave his hand at the little Taoist priest as he spoke.
The little Taoist priest was almost frightened crazy, crying and begging: "The king spares my life, this bald head told me to do it, he is not a good thing, if I don't do it, he will find the city management to open my stall!" ”
The little Taoist priest only cared about quibbling, but he also forgot that if he was really an evil ghost in front of him, how could he understand the grievances and grievances between the city management and the stalls.
Xiao Qiang was stealing fun, but Wang's bald head was on fire.
He waved his hand and slapped the little Taoist priest fiercely, and scolded: "You dead liar, Lao Tzu added five hundred to you, you actually hurt me like this, even if I die today, I will drag you to be buried with you." ”
The little Taoist priest was stunned, and after he recovered, he also jumped like thunder, and punched Wang Guangtou with a heavy punch.
The two of them were frightened to a certain extent, and they had already begun to go insane. They didn't care who the "Evil Spirit King" was going to kill, but the two bastards rolled to the ground and hit each other with a punch and a kick.
I don't know how long it has been, but the little Taoist priest and Wang Guangtou are exhausted, lying on the ground and wailing again and again.
Now the two of them are all blue and swollen, and the evil ghosts haven't made a move, and the two of them have beaten each other miserably.
After relieving themselves, the two of them remembered the "Evil Spirit King" again.
Suddenly knelt on the ground and looked up, but saw that the dim room was as quiet as ever, and the eyes were empty, and there was still the shadow of an evil ghost.
"Gone, finally gone, woo woo woo ......" Wang bald his head lay on the ground and kowtowed a few more times.
The little Taoist priest got up and searched around the house nervously, and after finding that there were really no evil ghosts, he hurriedly went to turn on the lights in the room, and secretly rejoiced that this little fate was saved today.
Seeing that Wang was still kneeling on the ground, the little Taoist priest remembered the 1,500 yuan, but he pretended to say: "Look, such powerful evil ghosts have been beaten away by me, you have to add some more money to me." ”
Wang bald head is just a bad heart, but he is not a fool?
As soon as he heard the little Taoist priest say this, he became angry, picked up a stool on the ground, and rushed up with a loud curse...... If I hadn't found a fake Taoist priest to come back today, I wouldn't have been killed so miserably, I really can't live by myself!
The two of them were arguing about this when there was a sharp knock on the door.
The little Taoist priest ran into the bedroom and got under the bed with a "whoosh", scolding that the evil ghost would not come back, right?
Wang Guangtou was also scared half to death, but when he calmed down, the evil ghost just now came directly through the wall, and if he came back, he would definitely not knock on the door.
Wang walked to the door with a trembling head and said softly, "Who?" Who's out there? ”
"Brother Wang, open the door quickly, your house is haunted!" Xiao Qiang was screaming outside the door.
Wang Guangtou was immediately stupid, and secretly sighed Isn't that ghost your family, why are you still scared like this?
But he turned to look at the closed bedroom door, and suddenly seemed to understand what was going on.
Wang Guangtou was extremely angry, he didn't care about Xiao Qiang outside the door, ran into the bedroom and scolded under the bed: "You damn liar, you have no ghosts at all after a long time on the door, you must have summoned evil ghosts from elsewhere, Lao Tzu must have killed you today." ”