"As long as you find the dog, I'll show you the conversation between me and the dog."

"You ......" Leah was angry, just now she only cared about losing her temper, but she forgot to fish shrimp island, not to mention dogs, not even a dog hair, although the shrimp island sparrows are small, but there is no zoo on the shrimp island, and there is no need for dogs to watch the house, and there is no need to worry about thieves at home with all-round monitoring without dead ends.

"Isn't there a seagull! You can go and talk to the seagulls! Leah had a nimble mind and thought of a solution in an instant.

"You have to go to the beach from afar, I'll explain the calligraphy and painting to you first." Shangguan Nengren didn't want to dwell on this problem, and pointed to the three dog-like words on the paper: "I really doubt that you are a kindergarten child, no, kindergarten children are better than you write, there is an ancient saying in the Celestial Empire: words are like people, your words are the same as dogs, and people are like dogs." ”

"You're the dog! Your whole family is doggy! Leah was furious.

"I'm sorry." Shangguan pointed to his own poems, which were also of the highest level in history, and the thin gold body exuded a golden light: "Our words are works of art, more expensive than gold." ”

"You...... You're less complacent. Leah's voice became smaller and smaller, obviously she also felt that Shangguan Nengren's words were very beautiful, just as beautiful as his people, and then looked at her own words, crooked, really ugly.

Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly, picked up a brush and drew a prawn on the paper, and drew an old hen and three chicks, and finally painted a landscape, the shrimp are in the water, the chickens are in the yard of the house under the mountain, the things that were originally out of reach of the wind and horses and cows, but they are perfectly integrated together, making Leah's eyes shine with a strange brilliance.

"This is the traditional ink painting of the Celestial Empire, compared with the realism of Western painting, ink painting pays more attention to the likeness, and to put it more intelligently, it pays attention to artistic conception. If you look at an oil painting, no matter how beautiful that painting is, you will only think that it is a painting, and you can't see anything else, but the excellent landscape paintings of the Celestial Empire reveal all kinds of artistic conceptions, looking at mountains are mountains, seeing mountains are not mountains, looking at mountains or mountains, this is the best portrayal of ink painting, and what I want to teach you is ink painting. ”

"But...... I think it's better to draw like a little bit. Leah has her own opinion: "I have also seen a lot of ink paintings of the Celestial Empire on TV. I feel that when I draw a chicken, I can only see that it is a chicken, but the specific characteristics are very vague; When you draw a person, you can only see that it is a person, what does it look like? I can't see the specific figure or anything, it's all wide-shouldered coats, and the woman in the painting doesn't even have a chest, and I thought it was a man when I changed my hairstyle! Who knows if you draw it! ”

This is indeed the weakness of the traditional painting of the Celestial Empire, but it is also a characteristic of the Celestial Empire culture, and there is a saying in the Celestial Empire culture that women and children know: all evil and fornication are the first, and all good and filial piety come first. Celestial Ancients. Especially the ancient families of the Celestial Empire, they took the defense of etiquette and religion very seriously, and if you look at the clothes of the people of the Celestial Empire, you will know that the clothes are very wide. It's very conservative, so if you draw a woman, you can't highlight the feminine features, otherwise you will be a disciple. Do you know what that means? It's hooligans. ”

"The ancients of the Celestial Empire paid great attention to fame and honor. Men and women do not kiss, and when they hold their hands, they are called skin-to-skin kisses, and they are seen by men on their arms. This woman's name is equivalent to being polluted, and she can only marry a man who sees her arm, and if you think about the social environment of this situation, how can it be possible to draw obvious female characteristics! That is, after the Meng Yuan destroyed the civilization of the Celestial Empire, the re-established Ming Dynasty began to open up the atmosphere, and the most famous is the birth of "Golden Vase Plum". ”

"Ancient erotic novels were basically born in the Ming Dynasty, and there were some in the Qing Dynasty, and during the Qing Dynasty, the industrial revolution in the West allowed the development of Western science and technology, which led to the closure of the country in the late Qing Dynasty, as well as the entry of the Eight-Nation Alliance into the Heavenly Empire, and the burning of the Old Summer Palace by the British and French coalition forces.

"I know." Leah nodded: "The modern leader of the Celestial Empire once said that if you fall behind, you will be beaten. I think this is very right, the Celestial Empire can't blame the little devil when it is beaten, you can only blame you for not being strong enough, no matter how powerful the lion is, he doesn't dare to eat elephants, you can also fight others when you are strong, even if you don't beat others, you can completely protect yourself, whether it is the earth or the universe, they are following a law of the jungle of the jungle, like our Yas Empire, we love peace very much, but in the end it is not occupied by the invaders. ”

There was a blazing fire in his eyes: "So I must become stronger, although I don't want to bully others, I don't want to be bullied by anyone." ”

Shangguan looked at her and nodded with a smile: "Not bad idea." ”

"Of course it's good." Little Lori snorted, picked up a brush and drew a duckling on the paper.

"Well, this duck is well drawn."

"I'm drawing mandarin ducks."

“……”

On June 13, Shangguan received a call from the chief: "Shangguan, the World Cup has begun. ”

The chief's voice was a little excited, and a little lost.

Shangguan can understand, because the chief is a football fan, the quadrennial World Cup kicked off the carnival, but the Celestial Empire football is mired in the quagmire and cannot extricate itself, the most hateful thing is that football is a project that requires long-term overall planning, not two or three years can see results, so since the head came to power, although the news network has also increased the coverage of football, but has not seen the progress of Celestial Empire football, and even last year was poured by a ladyboy 1:5, if it weren't for the East Asian semi-finals, the performance was not bad, and self-redemption was completed, I'm afraid that the trouble for Celestial Empire football will be big.

"Look at it! Football is not a short-term project, even if it is used at the fastest speed, it will take at least five to eight years to see results, and if you want to go further, you can only develop it through decades of vigorous development. Speaking of this, Shangguan Nengren was also a little angry: "Football is not good, and now even basketball is not good, what are the leaders of the Sports Bureau appointed by your government!" You have a national system, and it is easy to produce results in single and double events, but the group can not be done well by the national system, so why not leave it to the market to operate? Just for his own black gauze hat? If I were the chief, all of these people would be shot! ”

The chief was taken aback by the anger of the Shangguan capable man, and hurriedly comforted him in turn: "You still talk about me!" You're grumpy than I am! Hehe, now that the government team has a problem, haven't I started to vigorously rectify it in the past two years! But freezing three feet is not a day's cold, and it always takes time for officials to be clear. ”

"Whatever, it's just that the basketball of our Celestial Empire has always been the world's hegemon. Last year's Asian Championships only played fifth, what did the General Administration of Sports and the Basketball Association do? Speaking of this, Shangguan Nengren suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said, "Uncle, why don't you separate the basketball piece from the General Administration of Sports!" How about leaving it to me to run it? ”

"This ...... It's a bit difficult. ”

"You're the chief, what's so difficult about this, isn't it a matter of one sentence!"

"You kid, it's not that simple." The chief smiled slightly bitterly: "If it is a feudal society now, I can naturally do it in one sentence if I become the emperor, but now it is not the old society." I am only playing a leading role in the government, and if I really kill those corrupt officials in those departments at once, our Celestial Empire will have to be in chaos in the world. ”

"It's a mess! I'm here, I'm afraid of something. Shangguan Nengren said unashamedly.

"Don't mess with me." The chief smiled and said, "But I can't make our Celestial Empire Patron Spirit sad, go back and say that I will separate the Basketball Association and implement the separation ......of management and management."

"What a separation! Don't drag the mud and water, completely divide the basketball. I'm going to set up a major basketball league, a league that's completely non-governmental and not tied to the government. "Shangsheng is humane.

"This ......"

"Uncle, if you don't agree. I'll do it myself, anyway, the number of registered basketball players in the Celestial Empire is only 1,000, and I can find a place to fit it myself. ”

"You kid...... Let me think. ”

"Don't think about it, I'm in charge of basketball anyway. In the future, the national team will also be managed by the Basketball Association, which was established by our non-governmental organization, and the World Series must also be sent from our side, if we don't agree...... What I have is money anyway. I feed my players with a high salary, so that they are not exploited and do not starve. ”

Shangguan Nengren's repeated threats made the chief speechless, his eyes rolled, and the chief laughed: "Okay then!" I can hand over the piece of basketball. ”

"Really!?" Shangguan was very excited: "Uncle, you are so good." ”

"Don't worry, I'm not done yet!" The chief smiled, and his smile was a little sinister: "Since the basketball is handed over to you, then you can bring the football by the way!" ”

"Uh......" Shangguan was stunned and frowned: "I'm afraid this is ......"

"If you don't say yes, don't ask for basketball." The chief, in turn, threatened the functionals.

Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly: "Uncle, aren't you embarrassed for me!" There are many basketball halls in the Celestial Empire, and there are places to play basketball, but football has a lot of requirements for venues, and there are competition venues, and the local governments control the gymnasiums, so I can't do it. ”

"You're going to get a few pilot units." The chief suggested: "Isn't it impossible to play football and basketball in North China!" I'll give you five years, within five years you can get the football basketball in North China up, and then set up a football basketball league by yourself, anyway, the whole province of North China is big enough, and the venues are enough, plus my support, your funds, let's strive to make the football basketball of the Celestial Empire go to a higher level within five years, how about it? ”

"Hmm......" It is undeniable that Shangguan is moved, North China was originally his base camp, coupled with the support of the chief, it is not particularly difficult to get football basketball, but it requires correct planning and leadership, as well as enough time, of course, sufficient financial support, but this is not a problem, for Shangguan people, the problems that can be solved with money are not called problems, he is just fishing for shrimp Island, which is enough to support him to do a good job in the football basketball of the Celestial Empire.

"Well, you give me some support, I will set up the football basketball league in North China, as well as youth training, this is the top priority, I will do a good job of this piece, to ensure that the talent pool of Tianchao football basketball is sufficient, as long as you believe me, I promise that during your tenure, let football rush out of Asia, go to the world, and let basketball enter the top four in the world."

"Good, good." The chief was very excited: "Then it's decided, you go back to Sijiu City immediately, and I will arrange this matter." ”

"In such a hurry?"

"Don't worry! Lest you kid change his mind, my loss will be great, haha......"

Amid laughter, the chief hung up the phone, and then a call went out from Zhongnanhai.

Shangguan Nengren put away the phone and said to Leah beside him: "I have something to go to Sijiu City, if Yunyu and them ask, you can tell them the truth." ”

Leah nodded, and suddenly asked, "What are football and basketball?" Is it fun? ”

"Haha, whether it's fun or not depends on whether you like to play or not." The big hand was placed on the top of Leah's head: "I'll go first, don't forget to study." ”

"Humph!" Knocking out the capable man's hand, Leah snorted lightly: "I want you to take care of it." Let's go! ”

Seeing the functional man disappear in front of her eyes, a hint of envy flashed in Leah's eyes, and she walked to the guqin, caressing the strings, and ding Dong Yue.

When Shangguan came to Zhongnanhai, the chief had just finished making a phone call, and when he saw Shangguan suddenly appear in his room, he was startled: "You kid, you want to scare people to death!" ”

"Hehe, didn't you tell me to hurry up! You weren't happy with me coming in time. It seems that it will be faster next time. Shangguan sat down on the sofa, picked up a peach from the coffee table and nibbled on it: "Where's Auntie?" ”

"Your aunt went to the condolence show." Speaking of his wife, the chief's face was full of smiles: "Your aunt has become younger since she became younger, and her mentality has also become younger, like a little girl." ”

"Hehe, you're not very cool." Shangguan people laughed lewdly with meanings that men could understand.

"Stinky boy, even your aunt's jokes dare to be made." The chief was angry and funny: "Forget it, no one can compare to your kid's ability to idle nonsense, I already called the following just now." At that time, the entire North China Province will be classified as your pilot unit, and those idle land in the suburbs of North China can be sold cheaply to you to transform into a football field or basketball stadium, and you will have no problem developing a youth echelon, but you must keep up with the cultural class. ”

"No one is participating in sports. I was harmed by this test-oriented education. Shangguan said very dissatisfiedly: "The physique of our young people in the Celestial Empire is not as good as the generation after generation, and if it continues like this, the Celestial Empire will never be able to do sports." ”

"Alas!" The chief sighed and said, "The material life has gone up. How many of those parents are willing to let their children suffer? ”

"What does sport have to do with suffering?" Shangguan Nengren looked unhappy: "Don't be far-fetched, with such a large population base in our Celestial Empire, the market for football and basketball is so good." We didn't get it, this can only show the inaction of the Basketball Association and the Football Association, how clearly Niu Qun said in "Thief Company" back then, laymen lead insiders, no one does not have an accident, our Celestial Empire is not only sports, many fields have been harmed by the officials under your command. ”

"It's hard for the officials!" In addition to a bitter smile, the chief only has a bitter smile, and in charge of the world's officialdom, how many are not corrupt? Corruption is the root of human beings, and no one can do anything about it.

"Don't talk to me, it's normal to be corrupt as an official, the question is whether they are doing the right thing? If you come to an official system, if you don't do well, you will be sentenced to life, and you will see which layman dares to go up? No one dared. ”

"That's impossible." The chief shook his head: "Power is charming! How many officials are really dedicated to serving the people? Isn't it all about your own pocket! Even if it is for the people at the beginning, after a long time, it is inevitable that you will only think about yourself, let me briefly say, if you have served the people for decades, but after retirement, you have not received anything, can you balance your heart? ”

"I won't be so stupid, I have to serve the people, but I can't wronged myself, what does it matter if I am a little greedy, the people won't blame me, what is hateful is that those corpses are vegetarians, they don't do anything, they just make money, it's strange that such people are not scolded by the people poking their backbones."

"Hehe, it's hard to say about power, it's hard to say!" The chief shook his head and said, "What have you been busy with lately?" I heard that you went to Nagumo to participate in some treasure hunt last month, and you found a lot of new medicinal materials. ”

"I was dragged away by my girlfriend's grandfather, it's not good not to give face to the old man, but it's not without gain, I made tens of millions of dollars by selling medicinal herbs last month, hehe, I can buy a few suites in the second ring of Sijiu City."

Earn tens of millions of dollars a month......

The chief was speechless and looked at the sky.

"Do you have any plans for the future?" The chief picked up an orange and peeled it as he asked, "Won't you just live like this?" ”

"I'm so young, I'm still too early to retire!" Shangguan put the remaining peach pit in the palm of his hand, and under the urging of mana, the peach pit grew rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon grew into a peach tree, the peach blossoms bloomed and withered, and the peaches began to grow one by one, and finally grew to the size of a fist before stopping.

The competent person plucked all the peaches on the peach tree, and the peach tree fell to the courtyard outside with a wave of his hand, automatically taking root, reflecting the shadows of the branches and leaves in the sun.

The chief was dumbfounded: "This ...... Is this a spell? ”

"It's just a little spell." Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly, picked up a freshly picked peach, because it was very clean, and it was not washed, and he took a bite directly with his mouth: "Uncle, in fact, I just want to achieve the world's No. 1 hegemony in the field I am interested in, so that people all over the world mention the field I am interested in, and the first thing that comes to mind is me, because I am NO1." ”

"Your ambition is not small." The chief smiled slightly: "Then what industry are you interested in?" ”

"There are many, such as piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, cooking, racing, boat racing, airplane racing, as well as equipment manufacturing, academics and so on, I want to be the best in the world."

As soon as Shangguan Nengren said this, the chief's small eyes widened: "You kid didn't fool me, did you?" ”

(10,000 words, 5,000 words left, updated after the early morning) (to be continued......)

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