[No. 0116 liar: Uncle, don't fight for face for me]

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Du Zhexing didn't know what to order when he looked at the crystal, and when he turned around, he saw Chen Qingyun squeezing his eyebrows at him, and immediately understood, and asked the waiter with a smile: "What is the best food here?" ”

The waiter was embarrassed and said, "Go back to the emperor." We've got everything you want to eat. For example, bear paws, shark fins, bird's nests and whatever, all of them are superb. ”

"Crystal, don't you have anything in particular you want to eat?"

Crystal shook his head: "It's still Assistant Chen who helps me order." He usually eats best, and ordering food is his forte. ”

"It's okay, then it's troublesome Assistant Chen." Du Zhexing smiled and handed the menu to Chen Qingyun.

Chen Qingyun didn't look at the menu, and put it directly on the desktop.

"I know that Crystal likes to eat abalone, so let's have an abalone first, Du Shao, what do you think?" Chen Qingyun asked Du Zhexing.

Of course, Du Zhexing nodded and said with a smile: "Assistant Chen is in charge of his own affairs." As long as Crystal likes to eat, just order it. Don't care about the money. ”

In front of the crystal, you have to have money even if you don't have it. Come out and pick up girls, who will hang you if you don't have money! Such a simple truth, Du Zhexing still understands. He also knew that the things here were expensive, so he had prepared plenty of ammunition before coming.

Chen Qingyun asked the waiter, "How big are the abalone here?" ”

Crystal covered his head with his hand speechlessly, this guy is really a big farmer, and abalone is about size. But I don't want to correct it, so I can only let the other party talk nonsense.

The waiter replied with a smile: "Go back to the emperor." We have abalone here ranging from single to nine. Which do you want? ”

Chen Qingyun wrinkled his nose and pondered: "There are so many heads in this thing!" Then it's better to eat a single head, and you can't eat too many nine-headed. Let's have four Australian single-head abalones! ”

Crystal and Zhai Lingwei almost fainted on the spot, it turns out that abalone still has this way to eat! Growing so big, today I finally have a little bit of insight.

Du Zhexing felt tight, good guy, come up and ask for four single-headed abalones. It's not cheap in the first place, let alone in a place like this. However, it has just begun, and now we can't stop it! I can only secretly hate Chen Qingyun, a big farmer, I don't know what you order!

After ordering the abalone, Chen Qingyun said again: "Crystal usually pays the most attention to maintenance, and I heard that eating bird's nest can nourish it. Then let's borrow light from the crystal! What bird's nest do you have? ”

"There are three kinds of white swallows, yellow swallows, and blood swallows."

"Uh, so what bird's nest is the most nutritious?" Chen Qingyun asked.

The waiter replied: "Back to the emperor, blood swallow has the highest nutritional value." ”

Chen Qingyun seemed to understand a little, and said, "Oh, I see. Let's have a bowl of blood swallow by yourself! ”

"Back to the emperor, bird's nest is about cups. Do you want four cups? ”

Chen Qingyun was confused again. "What's a cup?"

The waiter really saw the real uncle, he didn't understand anything, he had to explain everything. But the people who can eat here have heads and faces, even if they make fun of you, you have to stand up. And the Du Shao standing in the room is still a friend of the boss, so he has to deal with it more carefully. So, there was no impatience at all, and he patiently explained what a cup was on one side.

"Ah, so little! It's not enjoyable at all. Let's use a big bowl! ”

I really haven't eaten it in a big bowl for eating blood swallows. There are tens of thousands of cups for this thing, not to mention bowls. Just ordering two dishes, the price is enough for an ordinary person to live for two years. The waiter secretly glanced at Du Zhexing, she knew that the person who paid today's payment was this one, and asked the other party's eyes with her eyes.

Unfortunately, Chen Qingyun's eyes were too good, and when he found out all this, he was immediately unhappy. His eyes widened, and he said angrily: "What do you think Du Shao does?" Don't you know who our Du Shao is, do you think we can't afford to pay? You waiter is too unqualified, bring me your boss. ”

The waiter's body trembled, and he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Don't be angry, Your Majesty, I don't mean anything else." ”

Du Zhexing's heart is full of bitter water, you TMD still know how to fight for me face! You have to pretend to be happy on your face, and say with a smile: "Assistant Chen, don't be like her." He turned his head to the waiter and said, "Assistant Chen can serve whatever he orders, so you don't need to ask me what I mean." ”

The waiter hurriedly said yes.

Chen Qingyun's face was unhappy, and he muttered: "I really look down on people." I'm really on the same page with you today. Say, "What is the most expensive thing you have here?" ”

Du Zhexing's eyes darkened on the spot, don't fight for me face, this master.

With Du Zhexing's order, the waiter was relieved, and hurriedly replied: "Monkey brain." ”

"I, kao, you dare to buy national protected animals, believe it or not, I will sue you!" Chen Qingyun slapped the table and stood up angrily.

Du Zhexing is so happy in his heart, fortunately, this guy didn't order this thing, otherwise it would be miserable. I didn't expect Chen Qingyun to have a sense of protecting animals.

"Forget it, forget it. It's not easy for people to do business. Let's not eat this, let's order something else! Du Zhexing pushed the boat down the river and said.

Chen Qingyun sat down and asked the waiter, "What else is delicious?" Remember, as long as it's expensive, don't eat it. ”

The waiter was completely afraid of this master, and hurriedly said: "Bear paws, one-meter-long lobsters, king crabs." ”

"Give it all to me. All the best. ”

It took twenty minutes to order, and Chen Qingyun ordered five more dishes. Du Zhexing wanted to jump off the building. I have to eat hundreds of thousands of dollars for this meal, it's really painful! Even if you have money, you don't have such a way to spend it!

The most hateful thing is Chen Qingyun, after ordering, he didn't forget to ask him: "Du Shao, are these things enough?" "Du Shao, this is what Crystal likes to eat."

Chen Qingyun ordered these things, let alone four people, even if there were four more people, they might not be able to finish eating.

Du Zhexing wanted to say enough, but today he invited the crystal to dinner, so he could only ask what the crystal meant. "Crystal, look, is there anything else you want to eat?"

Crystal didn't speak just now, and when she heard what Chen Qingyun ordered, she was shocked. So many things, how much does it cost! If she was to pay for it, of course she could afford it. But she would never want to spend her own money on these things.

Looking at Du Zhexing's somewhat out-of-shape face, Crystal couldn't bear it, shook his head and said, "That's all!" ”

Du Zhexing was relieved, and finally heard the most touching sentence tonight.

"Alright, that's all!"

The waiter did not leave immediately, but asked, "Your Majesty, what kind of wine do you drink?" ”

Chen Qingyun patted his head and suddenly realized: "I'm so happy today, it's too wrong not to drink some wine." However, don't drink too much. Do you say it's Du Shao? ”