Chapter 082: The Doctrine of Exterminating the Master (Fifth Update)

(New book period, ask for flowers, ask for collection!) "Sister Sa, don't drag me, I'll go by myself." In the parking lot outside a large shopping mall, Tang Sa parked the car and dragged Xiao Yuan's arm to the door of the mall, Xiao Yuan said with a wry smile.

"I let go, you don't run." Tang Sa said, and at the same time let go of Xiao Yuan's arm.

"You've all been arrested, why are you running, Sister Sa, you just looked 100,000 in a hurry, don't you just want to bring me here to buy things?" Xiao Yuan pointed to the shopping mall in front of him and asked, along the way, he asked Tang Sa many times what he was taking him to do, Tang Sa just said that he would talk about it later, but now he was dragging him to the mall, and he felt very strange.

"My sister is in a hurry, because it takes a lot of time to help you buy your outfit, and you look too tender and don't meet the requirements." Tang Sa said.

"What are you going to take me for, does it have anything to do with age?" Xiao Yuan asked more curiously.

"Buy clothes first." Tang Sa still didn't explain what he was going to take Xiao Yuan for, but took him into the mall and went straight to the men's clothing area.

Two hours later, Xiao Yuan followed Tang Sa out of the mall, carrying a big bag in his hand, which contained the original clothes of his, and now he was wearing the clothes that Tang Sa chose for him, jujube red shirt, casual trousers, black leather shoes, this outfit is indeed more formal than his original jeans and casual shirt, and it is also more mature, of course, the price spent on this body is also many times higher than the original height.

"Anything missing?" When he came to the parking lot, Tang Sa stuffed Xiao Yuan's old clothes into the trunk of the car, and then touched his chin and looked Xiao Yuan up and down, still dissatisfied.

"Sister Sa, you spare me, I won't try on clothes if I kill me." Xiao Yuan hurriedly waved his hand and begged for mercy, he had tried on at least a few hundred clothes in the mall just now, so much so that he felt that he was going to suffer from a fear of trying clothes.

"I see, get in the car." Tang Sa ignored Xiao Yuan's plea for mercy, continued to stare at his face, and suddenly his eyes lit up, as if he had thought of something, so he sat in the car and beckoned Xiao Yuan to get in the car.

After Xiao Yuan got into the car, Tang Sa drove out of the parking lot, walked a while on the commercial street where the mall was located, came to an optical store, parked the car, and then pulled Xiao Yuan in.

"Sister Sa, I'm not short-sighted." Xiao Yuan couldn't figure out what Tang Sa wanted to do, so he explained.

"If you're not short-sighted, you can't wear glasses, and my sister isn't short-sighted, so she didn't get a pair of flat glasses." Tang Sa said, at this time, a waiter came over and asked them what service they needed.

"In the style of my glasses, choose a pair of glasses for this gentleman as well." Tang Sa pointed to the flat mirror on his face and said.

"Need optometry?" The waiter asked.

"No, just a flat mirror." Tang Sa waved his hand and said.

Another half an hour, Xiao Yuan followed Tang Sa out of the optical store, and there was an extra pair of tortoiseshell flat glasses on his nose, which was slightly larger than the glasses on Tang Sa's face.

After coming out of the optical shop, Tang Sa took Xiao Yuan to a nearby hairdresser and trimmed him with a more mature hairstyle, after coming out of the hairdresser, Xiao Yuan's image has completely changed, the original childish high school student has become a twenty-three or four-year-old boy, elegant son, standing side by side with Tang Sa, it looks very matched, quite a golden boy and girl.

After all this was ready, it was already the beginning of the day, and in the evening, when he sat in the car again, Tang Sa did not drive immediately.

"Xiao Yuan, I'll give you an explanation first, I'll take you to a place in a while, and when you arrive, you pretend to be my boyfriend."

"What, Sister Sa, you spent so much money to dress me up to maturity, just to pretend to be your boyfriend?"

Xiao Yuan finally understood the reason why Tang Sa was trying to dress him up in a mature direction this time, it turned out that he looked like a student, his face was full of childishness, and he wanted to pretend to be Tang Sa's boyfriend, which was naturally not like it.

"Of course, otherwise why would my sister spend so much effort?" Tang Sa said proudly, then winked at Xiao Yuan and said, "Xiao Yuan, it's an honor to be my sister's boyfriend, right?" ”

"It's an honor, it's not a real boyfriend." Xiao Yuan muttered.

"You want to be beautiful." Tang Sa threw Xiao Yuan a roll of his eyes and said.

"Why are you looking for me? There are so many male employees in your company, are there no handsome guys? Xiao Yuan asked a little puzzled.

"Those things that don't make it, one by one I saw my sister and me, like a mouse seeing a cat, I couldn't even say anything, pretending to be my sister's boyfriend, and I had to show my stuff right away." Tang Sa pursed her lips disdainfully and said, obviously dissatisfied with the employees of her company.

"Really?" Xiao Yuan was a little shocked, he couldn't believe that Tang Sa was like this, and there would be people who were afraid?

"You look down on your sister, don't you? When will I take you to the company to go around, so that you can see the majesty of your sister. Tang Sa saw Xiao Yuan's look of disbelief and felt that he was being despised so he said.

"Okay, let's not talk about this, the time is almost up, my sister will explain to you first, you have a mental preparation, and the time will be exposed." Tang Sa no longer teased Xiao Yuan, but got down to business.

"Say, I'll listen to it all." Xiao Yuan didn't refuse Tang Sa, since he had already followed her out, and let her toss for half an afternoon, it was a bit too unkind to refuse again, in addition, he didn't reject the bloody thing of pretending to be Tang Sa's boyfriend, and even had some expectations, because he felt that this was a good opportunity to learn more about this woman, and he couldn't give it up easily.

"Today is a gathering of a few girlfriends from our university, in order not to make them make fun of me for exterminating my wife, I claim to have a boyfriend, and you, who is my boyfriend, understand?" Tang Sa briefly introduced the situation.

"Understood, just what do I need to pay attention to?" Xiao Yuan asked.

"Talk less, smile more, reduce the chance of revealing stuffing, especially your glasses, you must not take them off, otherwise you will be exposed immediately." Tang Sa said.

"Well, talk less and smile more." Xiao Yuan nodded, remembering Tang Sa's advice, but thinking of what Tang Sa said just now, he couldn't help but laugh.

"Laughing at what?" Tang Sa started the car and asked as he slowly walked out of the parking lot.

"Exterminator too, haha, it's so interesting." Xiao Yuan laughed and said.

"You know what that means, too?" Tang Sa was very surprised, Xiao Yuan was only in high school now, and he shouldn't know about some of the things that were circulating in college.

"The undergraduate girl is Huang Rong, the female master is Li Mochou, and the female doctor is the extermination master, such a classic allusion, how can I not know, Tang Shitai, I don't know if you have the idea of further evolving into the undefeated East?" Xiao Yuan asked with a smile, there is another sentence behind the female doctor is the exterminator, that is, the female postdoc is undefeated in the East, but Tang Sa has not reached that level at present.

"Xiao Yuan!" Tang Sa finally became angry, and screamed loudly next to Xiao Yuan's ear, "Don't mention any of the four words of the exterminator, otherwise you will look good!" ”

"If you don't mention it, you won't mention it, and you will call it so loudly, as if someone has crossed it." Xiao Yuan plucked his ears and said.

"What do you mean?" Tang Sa has not experienced the bombardment of the Internet era in later generations, and he doesn't quite understand what Xiao Yuan means by forks.

The meaning of this word is too rich, Xiao Yuan didn't dare to explain it to Tang Sa, otherwise she would have to be mad, in order to prevent her from continuing to dwell on this issue, she reminded, "Let's go, otherwise I'll be late." ”

"Oh." Tang Sa's attention was really diverted, and he stepped on the accelerator and walked out of the parking lot and went to the meeting place.

The meeting place was a place called the Ladies Club, Tang Sa parked the car, got out of the car, grabbed Xiao Yuan's arm, and said coquettishly: "Honey, we have arrived." ”

Hearing Tang Sa's coquettish voice, and calling him dear, the goosebumps on Xiao Yuan's body suddenly fell to the ground, and he just wanted to push away Tang Sa's hand, but he didn't want to At this time, a twenty-six or seventeen-year-old mature woman who was wrapped in a light blue printed cheongsam and was as gorgeous as a peach came to them.

"This is my classmate, be careful, don't show your stuff." Tang Sa hurriedly whispered to Xiao Yuan, then with a smile on his face, he walked towards the woman with Xiao Yuan in his arms.

ps: The fifth watch is coming, continue tomorrow, at least four watches, five watches if the state is good, everyone has to give green tea power.