Chapter 4 Grab a woman's stomach
Facing Xiaolongnu's palm, Li Fei knew that she was not joking, let alone scaring him! It's really about killing him, and in Xiaolongnv's opinion, killing someone is not a big deal.
Although Li Fei didn't know martial arts, he had long known Xiaolongnu's surname and had been on guard against her. When she saw the little dragon girl raise her hand, she began to jump up from the stone bed. Under Li Fei's calculating, Xiaolongnu's palm did not hit the ground, if Xiaolongnu's palm hit the Tianling Gai, Li Fei would definitely have his head bloom and die in Huangquan.
But he doesn't want to die yet, if he dies, he will leave this world, and even the system will disappear, so how can he marry Xiaolongnu. Li Fei hurriedly jumped out of bed and said, "Girl, there is something to say, something to say!" I don't know martial arts, but don't start killing thoughts! ”
Xiaolongnu is not the kind of person who is murderous, she is just ignorant of the world now, and she has no concept of killing people who have practiced the Pure Heart Exercise all year round. In her opinion, the ancient tomb does not accept men, and since Li Fei has already come, the best way is to kill him. But the blow was not successful, and Xiaolongnu did not have to chase Li Fei to kill.
Li Fei breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Xiaolongnu didn't chase after him, thinking that he had finally saved his life. He continued to pretend to be stupid and said, "Girl, I really don't know how to get here, I just remember that I was swimming, and then I woke up and came to you!" I don't know what's going on! ”
"Forget it, let's go!" Since she couldn't do a single blow, the little dragon girl wanted Li Fei to leave the ancient tomb! Anyway, whether it is killing Li Fei or letting Li Fei leave the ancient tomb, the result she gets is the same, and the purpose of letting Li Fei leave the scope of the tomb of the living dead can be achieved!
As for Li Fei's peeking at her bathing, she didn't know about it, and in her opinion, no one could see that far under the water. She has been practicing internal skills all year round to see and clear her heart, and she can only see a vague figure, and she believes that Li Fei must not have seen her underwater.
"Eh" Hearing Xiaolongnu's words, Li Fei was distressed again. He came to this world of the Condor Heroes to trick the little dragon girl back to the real world as a wife, and now that he finally met the little dragon girl, how could he just leave? Gotta find a way to stay here.
Generally in TV novels, in such a situation, it is usually a lie, saying that there is an enemy chasing and killing outside, saying that you are sick, etc., to arouse people's sympathy.
But these obviously don't work, Xiaolongnu is an indifferent surname at this time, and she has no sympathy at all. It is written in the book that Yang Guo was hunted down and killed by the Quanzhen Sect at that time, and his grandmother-in-law, who brought up Xiaolongnu since childhood, begged bitterly, but Xiaolongnu refused to take Yang Guo in. In the end, it was Grandma Sun who begged when she was dying, and Xiaolongnu took Yang Guo in.
So you must use other methods, "Women nowadays can't cook, so men who want to get a wife now must be able to cook." Li Fei suddenly thought of such a sentence. That's right, Xiaolongnu is now with Grandma Sun, and they must not eat well in this ancient tomb. Didn't I just get my cooking skills, I can try to attract the little dragon girl with dishes.
As soon as he thought of it, Li Fei hurriedly said: "Girl, you see that I haven't eaten since I woke up, and now I'm very hungry." Can I ask you for a meal, and I'll leave when I'm full. ”
"There's nothing to eat in the tomb, I usually eat this and some wild fruits. If you're really hungry, eat this! Hurry up and leave after eating! The little dragon girl took out a jade bottle from her arms and handed it to Li Fei.
"Is this the jade bee jelly written in the novel?" Li Fei took the jade bottle, and as soon as he opened it, a burst of rich aroma came to his nose, and he drank it all unceremoniously, sweet but not greasy. It tastes much better than ordinary honey,
The cold voice of the system sounded again: "Taking jade bee syrup, the four basic genus surnames will increase by 20." ”
The light curtain of the surname panel appeared in front of Li Fei's eyes, but Xiaolongnu turned a blind eye to the surname panel. I gave it a wipe, and that's fine. Li Fei's heart was full of joy, and his surname was added to 20, and he felt that his body was lighter and more powerful than before.
"Girl, can you give me another bottle?" Li Fei was cheeky and begged again, this bottle will add 20 to all surnames, and if you drink a few more bottles, you will not become a superman.
Xiaolongnu handed Li Fei another bottle, and the variable superman was obviously not as easy as Li Fei thought. This time I drank but there was no increase in the caste, and it seems that only the first drink will increase the caste.
In disappointment, Li Fei said again: "Girl, you are a good person to the end, you see me as a big man." I can't get enough of this stuff, do you have anything else to eat? ”
"No, you get out of here. Otherwise, I'll have to kill you. ”
Li Fei already had a general understanding of Xiaolongnu's surname at this time, and everything was just a matter of taking the surname. If you don't kill yourself the first time, you won't shoot again. So he still stalked and said, "Girl, you see that I am really hungry, and if you drive me out now, won't you also let me die?" Saying that, Li Fei covered his stomach and pretended to be extremely hungry.
In desperation, the little dragon girl didn't know where to get a hare, and said coldly: "There is a kitchen over there, you cook it yourself." After eating, I'll send you out! ”
Li Fei was overjoyed when he saw this, it would be good to have a kitchen, so that his cooking skills would be able to play a role.
Although there are almost no spices in the kitchen here. But in less than a moment, Li Fei still made the rabbit into three dishes. Li Feixing rushed out and said, "Girl, you can try it too." ”
Xiaolongnu said indifferently: "I don't eat these!" ”
"Not eating meat all year round is not good for your health. Those of you who practice martial arts should eat more meat. This dish is delicious! Li Fei said seductively. Li Fei's current cooking skills are not worse than those of chefs in the real world, and with his cooking skills, he is familiar with the eight major cuisines! Although there is little seasoning here, the hare he makes does not taste bad.
In fact, the little dragon girl was also attracted by this hare meat. She is a wild fruit all year round, and she feeds on jade bee pulp. I have never been out of the range of Zhongnan Mountain, and when I smell this fragrance at this moment, I want to eat it.
Although she has practiced the internal strength of purifying her heart and few desires all year round, Xiaolongnu's ** is much less than ordinary people, but at this moment, she was aroused by her appetite, and she did not refuse, but sat down with Li Fei and began to taste this delicious food.
The corners of Li Fei's mouth hooked up a smile, what he wanted was this effect, as long as the stomach of the little dragon girl was conquered, then the things he wanted to stay would be easy to discuss. In this way, he can slowly conquer her heart.
"Is it delicious?" Li Fei asked.
Xiaolongnu ate very quietly and quietly, and when she heard Li Fei's words, she just replied softly: "It's delicious." ”
"Girl, do you live here alone?" Since Xiaolongnu was willing to answer his words, Li Fei asked again. In Li Fei's impression, there should still be a grandmother-in-law in the tomb of the living dead taking care of the little dragon girl at this time. He has been here for so long, he has been in a coma for I don't know, it took some time just to make these three dishes, but he has never seen Grandma Sun.
Xiaolongnu didn't have any scheming, Li Fei asked her and replied: "Originally, I still had a master, a senior sister and a mother-in-law who took care of me, but the master and mother-in-law died, and the senior sister left." ”
"Grandma Sun is dead? According to the plot in the novel, Granny Sun should not be dead at this time! Isn't this plot exactly the same as in the novel, and there are still a lot of variables? Li Fei was quite puzzled by this, if there were variables, it meant that he had read the novel and had not completely done it.
In other words, he can't act completely according to what he knows about the world, so he has a lot less advantage. "It seems that in the future, you can't look at the changes in this world completely according to the plot of the novel!"
However, if there is only a little dragon girl here, it will be more beneficial to him. When no one wants to lie to a girl, there is an old woman next to this girl. If there is only him and the little dragon girl in the ancient tomb, the great task of tricking the little dragon girl back to the real world will be much easier!
Li Fei said again: "Girl, you see that you live here alone. You can't cook either, and not eating meat every day will inevitably have a bad effect on your body. And I traveled around looking for a place to learn martial arts. Why don't I stay here and be your companion, cook for you every day, how about you teach me martial arts? Isn't that the best of both worlds? ”
In Li Fei's opinion, this matter is the best of both worlds, but in the eyes of Xiaolongnu, it is not so beautiful, she said coldly: "No! The Tomb of the Living Dead does not take in men! ”
Xiaolongnu didn't agree with Li Fei to stay, just because she insisted on the rule that the ancient tomb did not accept men. But she didn't say that she and Li Fei were lonely and widowed in this ancient tomb and did not agree with each other, it seems that Xiaolongnu still doesn't pay much attention to etiquette at this time, maybe she doesn't understand these etiquette at all.
Without the biggest obstacle of etiquette, Li Fei has a way to deal with it. Li Fei asked, "I don't know who set the rules for the ancient tomb not to allow men to be taken in?" ”
"My master!"
"Okay, then I'll ask you! How did you get into this tomb! Li Fei asked again, of course he knew that Xiaolongnu was an orphan.
The little dragon girl replied: "I am an orphan, and the master adopted me. ”
"Then let me ask you, if you were not a baby girl but a baby boy, would your master take you in?" Li Fei asked again.
The little dragon girl said with certainty: "No! ”
Li Fei said inducingly: "No, you are wrong, if you are a baby boy, your master will also take you in!" Think about it, does your master have any other explanations besides the ancient tomb that is not allowed to take in men. ”
The little dragon girl said softly, "Don't let me and my senior sister leave the Tomb of the Living Dead!" ”
Li Fei was waiting for this sentence, and hurriedly said: "Isn't this right, your master's purpose in not letting men in is to prevent people from leaving the tomb of the living dead." Because men's ** is bigger than women, they always think about this tomb of the living dead. But I'm different, I'm used to wandering around. Now I'm looking for a place to make a home, and once I stay here, I won't leave. In this way, isn't it equivalent to not violating the rules set by your master? ”
Without waiting for the little dragon girl to speak, Li Fei said again: "If the girl is afraid that I will run away, then there is no need to worry at all." Think about it, your martial arts are so high. And I'm just a person who doesn't know martial arts, if I'm going to run away then, then you can kill me. I have no complaints! ”
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