Chapter 370." The god of hype
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After finishing the songwriting of the movie, Chen Xiaotang was in a good mood, so he called Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong as soon as possible, explaining his plan to premiere the play "Doomsday Danger" in Spain. After www.biquge.info getting the permission of the sixth aunt Fang Yihua, Chen Xiaotang put his mind at ease and was ready to show his strength.
Now, Chen Xiaotang can be said to be difficult to ride a tiger.
All the money is put on this play, and there are many signs of becoming a benevolent if it is not successful.
The investment cost of 2 million is now only 300,000 yuan. It's not too much, it's not too much, it's not too much to say less. In short, the waist strength is copper, and Chen Xiaotang's waist rod is also harder.
Now that the film editing is about to be completed, Chen Xiaotang has also begun to busy advertising his "Doomsday Danger". First of all, he spent a lot of money on the first page of the largest religious newspaper in Madrid, "Christian Pravda", which said-----Fatherly love knows no borders, there is true love in the last days!"
Then there is a brief introduction to the content of the play "Doomsday Danger", as well as explanations of the main actors and creative concepts.
As a low-budget film shot by Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong director Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong actors, it is definitely difficult to fight your way out of the world in the foreign country of Spain.
And Chen Xiaotang also knows that the propaganda of Pravda alone is absolutely not enough. So he gritted his teeth and went so far as to buy a full eight pages in the old newspaper "Madrid Morning Post", and the first five pages were devoted to such world topics as "whether the end of the world exists". And Chen Xiaotang has collected a lot of things about this kind of issue, such as the Western "Nostradamus Prophecy". China's "Song of Baked Cakes". "Push Back Picture" and so on; The last three editions published the filming footage of his own movie "Doomsday Danger". The hero and heroine are introduced. In order to arouse the curiosity of the majority of Spaniards.
Second, Chen Xiaotang contacted two more targeted radio stations in Madrid-------- both of which belong to Christian Radio, to start a debate on the biblical Last Judgment. Strive to stir up words like "doomsday" and stir them up.
Finally, Chen Xiaotang found a professional poster designer in the Spanish film industry to design a beautiful poster for "Doomsday".
In Chen Xiaotang's view, he has spent so much money on publicity, and whether the designed poster can catch the audience's attention is a big key.
Then again. In fact, this movie poster also has great technical content and artistic value, in the early days when there was no network publicity, the poster was the biggest publicity tool for a movie, it was intuitive. Simple, self-explanatory. Whether it's a subway, a bus, or a store, a teahouse can put up such a promotional poster, if the funds are abundant. You can even fill an entire metropolis with posters about the movie you're going to show. That effect is absolutely shocking!
So in the mid-eighties. As an inseparable part of world cinema, movie posters have become a precious material to record the history of world cinema, and their production is even more ingenious. Therefore, it has also become the object of collection of many fans.
However, not all movie posters are collectible. For example, movie posters are divided into dramatic and non-dramatic posters from the class brush. Drama-style movie posters generally consist of a set of 2 or 3 pieces, and each poster is displayed according to the plot. In the form of a comic strip, there are several stills printed. and accompanied by a brief Ming; Non-drama posters are mostly single, and the picture is dominated by close-ups or wonderful moments of the heroes and heroines in the play. Not worthy of the plot introduction. Due to the strong artistry of non-drama posters, they often condense the essence of the whole movie, so as to touch the hearts of every viewer. Generally speaking, non-drama posters are more collectible than drama posters.
However, due to limited funds, Chen Xiaotang had to choose to design a non-dramatic poster with a deeper concept. After all, this kind of poster can move people's hearts more and show the essence of this play.
Time was tight, and the promotional poster, which was created by Chen Xiaotang himself and created by a famous poster designer in the Madrid film industry, was finally finalized until the next morning.
The background of the main body is a dim gray wilderness----- with a large road winding in the background. The lonely telephone pole swayed in the dust and mist, the fallen leaves were one after another, and the fat brother had a scruffy beard and a solemn expression, holding his son's hand. Take a step.
Underneath the poster are two lines of propaganda: "Even if it's the end of the world." God will not abandon us either, and as long as love exists, hope will sprout! ”
At the bottom right of the movie is a line of everyone: "Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong movie, premiere in Spain; Don't miss out on a sneak peek! ”
Chen Xiaotang's design concept not only made the fat man and Duke Feng next to him praise, but even the professional poster designer in Madrid admired it. After all, interlacing is like separating mountains, but the Chinese ~ Chinese people in front of him seem to be omnipotent.
After designing the poster, Chen Xiaotang paid attention to the place where the poster was posted.
According to Chen Xiaotang's propaganda concept, buses, taxis, and subway stations around the Madrid Premiere Cinema have become the best places for him to put up posters.
Early the next morning. Chen Xiaotang organized a hundred Spanish bikini girls, and these girls were hot and concave one by one.
Chen Xiaotang hired them at a high price to distribute leaflets in the oldest and most effective way of propaganda in China~ ------ country.
In Chen Xiaotang's words, "Your task is to use the brushes and leaflets in your hands, from Madrid International Airport to Caesars Cinema to the crowded bullring, to paint every bulletin board, every bus stop, and every parking lot you encounter with the leaflet of "Doomsday Danger", I want everyone to know that tomorrow at eight o'clock in the evening, there is a film from the distant Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong that will premiere in Spain for the first time!" ”
With the posting of leaflets, things happened even more frantically for the Spaniards.
Noon, rush hour. A huge van "very carelessly" got stuck in the middle of the underground tunnel from the center of Madrid to the international airport.
All kinds of cars are jammed like a long line. Many people were cursing in the car. Complaining that the Spanish government will only waste taxpayers' money, it is not willing to add even a tunnel.
As the hours went on, Madrid's three major underground tunnels all encountered the same problem, with a large truck stuck in the middle, and more and more cars jammed at both ends, as dense as countless beetles lining up for a meeting.
On the top of an overpass, after someone gave an order, ten hot bikini beauties rushed out from above, shaking the snow-white jade smeared with oil paint ~ buttocks and running wildly in front of everyone.
They wrote a phrase in Spanish on their chests and backs: "The end of the world has come------ what are you waiting for?" Hurry up and watch "Doomsday Danger" and experience the thrill of the apocalypse! ”
These bikini girls are running with their butts twisting their balls. is still shouting loudly and repeatedly: "Tomorrow night at 8 o'clock "Doomsday Danger" will meet you at Caesars Theater, it is better to act than to move, buy tickets quickly!" ”
In the face of such a hot and sexy army of beauties, looking at the young jade ~ body wrapped in a narrow and pitiful bikini. Suddenly, the long queue of clogged cars drove in chaos.
People poked their heads out of the cars in disbelief and stared at the youthful and energetic bikini beauties.
Ass, ass! What a wonderful ass!!
I saw the girls' buttocks ~ waves ~ breasts ~ waves, looking forward to their posture, and their toned carcasses ~ bodies were enough to make all men stunned and addicted.
After a long time, someone in the crowd suddenly shouted, "Oh God, where did these sexy angels come from?" ”
"This Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong movie is also talented, and it actually holds a bikini show to promote it!"
"For them, let alone watching movies, even if it's worth going to the electric chair!"
And then. The crowd erupted in loud laughter, and more and more people poked their heads out and looked around. There were even some do-gooders who honked their horns to cheer on the bikini girls who handed out flyers.
The man in a car wants to stick his head out and take a look at him when he sees a beautiful bikini to look at, but his fat wife next to him glares at him, which means that you put your head out and try it? As long as the man wilts, he holds the steering wheel, and his heart says, shit, the guy who is engaged in propaganda is really harmful, alas, the itch is unbearable!
A little kid in his five or six years old was curiously lying on the window of the car. Look at the bikini beauties handing out flyers. Suddenly asked the father next to him: "Dad, should we go to see this play?" ”
The father who was about to flow out next to him was busy reining in his hue, and said in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner: "Baby, haven't you heard the slogan, this is a good story that reflects the father's love like a mountain." So we must check it out! ”
Child: "Yes, maybe we can see these beautiful sisters again!" ------I love their boobs so much! ”
The child's father: "......???! ”
Alas. Poor child, who made early weaning when he was a child!
Just when people watched in amazement, frolicking, and arguing, Madrid's major TV stations, as well as newspapers and magazines and other media also rushed to hear the news, and for a while, this Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong movie "Doomsday Danger" directed by Chen Xiaotang directly entered the eyelids of countless Spaniards through the breasts and buttocks of bikini beauties.
As a mainstream TV station in Madrid, Spain, a local reporter interviewed Chen Xiaotang, the director of "Doomsday".
"Excuse me, how did you come up with a 'bikini show' to promote your own movie?"
Facing the camera, Chen Xiaotang smiled and said: "Because they are all beautiful, and Spaniards are one of the best countries in the world to discover beauty, so I believe that using a bikini show can promote my film to the greatest extent!" ”
"Then how do you know if the audience will accept your publicity, after all, you are Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong, this drama will be released in Spain, will people buy it?"
"First of all, I believe that the Spanish people are kind, receptive and willing to learn about foreign cultures. Secondly, the theme of this play is cosmopolitan, as you know, the end of the world is coming, what will happen to everyone, how to think, how to arm, how to convince yourself, and liberate yourself...... In the end, I believe that this is a good movie, and after watching it, you will never regret it! ”
"Are you so confident in your films?"
Facing the camera, the corners of Chen Xiaotang's mouth curled up in a charming arc, "Yes, because I'm the director!" I created it, and I love it!! ”
In response to Chen Xiaotang's unique interview, the mainstream media in Spain began to be interested in this foreign director, especially Chen Xiaotang's confidence and calmness in front of the camera, which made everyone curious about the drama he directed.
It's just that Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong people or Spaniards, once this curiosity is aroused, it is difficult to calm down, so in just one day, the whole Madrid knows that there is a Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong movie that is going to premiere here for the first time.
So some people are looking forward to it, some people are watching the excitement, and some people are ready to move------
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At the same time, Chen Xiaotang, who was gradually pushed to the forefront of public opinion, was invited to Earl Castle again by his good apprentice Freckles Charlie.
As soon as he came to the castle, Freckled Charlie pestered him to practice with Chen Xiaotang.
Originally, at the beginning of the apprenticeship, Charlie had such a request, but later because Chen Xiaotang was busy filming, he never fulfilled it, but handed him the basic boxing method of Xingyi Quan and let him figure it out by himself. Now that Charlie has brought it up again, Chen Xiaotang really can't find any reason to refuse. Moreover, Chen Xiaotang used to avoid teaching this kid martial arts because he was busy filming and had no time to deal with him, but now, the movie is about to premiere, so he is relaxed, but it is not easy to teach him.
However, Chen Xiaotang treated this expensive foreign "apprentice" without the slightest intention of "pity the fragrance and cherish the jade", and completely copied the abusive training method of the red-nosed old man to Cheng Long in Cheng Long's kung fu film "Drunken Boxing".
The reason why he did this was also to test Charlie's idea. If he can't stand the hardship and retreats, it will also save Chen Xiaotang's effort, of course, if he can persevere, Chen Xiaotang will teach him everything he has learned in the future.
In Chen Xiaotang's opinion, although Charlie has learned some self-defense skills, he has been pampered since he was a child, and he is afraid that it will be difficult to practice for a few minutes. However, Charlie's performance next surprised him. In addition to a few words at the beginning, this guy practiced silently for the next ten minutes, only the lips that were so pouting that they could hang oil bottles still showed his dissatisfaction with Chen Xiaotang. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )