Humanoid beer machine.

Speaking of this buddy, it can be traced back to Yang Tian's college days.

At that time, Yang Tian generally had three ways to watch the game, one was to spend money to buy tickets to watch the game, the second was that he had no money in his pocket, and he was kicked out by the red sleeve aunt for evading tickets with Kaizi, and the third was to run to the bar he frequented, ask for a can of draft beer, and brag to many fans in the bar.

And the humanoid beer machine is what Yang Tian met in the bar, an alumnus of a university and different faculties, and a hardcore Guoan fan like Yang Tian.

This guy can drink greatly, and people give the nickname humanoid beer machine.

Look at this guy's beer belly, you know that he is still the same, and his habits have not changed at all.

"Damn, I haven't seen you in years." This guy hugged Yang Tian excitedly and slapped Yang Tian's back fiercely.

Yang Tian grinned in pain, but he was also excited, this is full of memories.

I still remember the cramped little bar crowded dozens of big guys, and when the goal was scored, he jumped on the table with the bar owner and yelled.

Letting go of the other party, Yang Tian also sighed: "Yes, it's not like I haven't seen each other for several years." ”

"By the way, after watching the ball together for two or three years, I know your nickname, but I don't know what your name is." Yang Tian said with some embarrassment.

At that time, everyone got together just to watch the game, the friendship was deep, but it was not deep, and the nickname of the thief was loud, but what was it called, I'm afraid few people remembered it.

For example, Yang Tian's nickname, Yang Datou, made a bet with others, and opened a beer bottle with his head when he lost, but the smashed head blossomed, and he gradually screamed.

This guy sneered, scratched his head embarrassedly, and said, "Don't talk about you, old buddies together, just remember your nickname, there are really few people who can call your name." Hehe, let's know each other again, my name is Chen Wenjian, what about you. ”

"Yang Tian." With a sneer, Yang Tian also stretched out his hand.

Chen Wenjian pursed his lips and grinned: "Yang Tian, how can you have the same name as that nuclear maniac." ”

Yang Tian laughed, the other party obviously didn't recognize him, and quipped: "I'm still strange, I want to find him to theorize, infringing on my name." ”

"Don't, I can't make people anxious, throw a nuclear bomb on your head." Chen Wenjian laughed.

When this old friend sees an old friend, he naturally has endless topics, chatting about the old friends who used to watch football together, and the owner of the small bar, Brother Jiu, who closed down because of poor management, Yang Tian couldn't help but sigh.

"Damn, how old are you this year, and you're not married? I remember that we are in the same session, I won't hide it from you, there are two brothers and children, and the eldest son can play soy sauce. Chen Wenjian laughed and complained.

Yang Tian rolled his eyes speechlessly, and covered up: "I call eugenics and good parenting, advocating a single life. ”

"Go, come less, if you can't find a girlfriend, just say it, I'll ask your sister-in-law to introduce you, your sister-in-law works in the hospital, and there are a bunch of beautiful little nurses." Chen Wenjian packed it up.

Immediately hooked Yang Tian's shoulder, saying that it is not easy to struggle, because the house has been blown several times, and it is not easy to pay a down payment or something, and he is tired like a cow every day.

Yang Tian was also emotionally moved when he heard it, if it wasn't for that day, he was lucky enough to connect to the alien wireless network, maybe he would be like Chen Wenjian, working hard in the red dust.

"Okay, let's not talk about it, it's time to play, watch the game." Chen Wenjian expressed his emotion, and finally returned to the topic, picked up the huge flag, and waved it.

Yang Tian was not polite, he took off his jersey directly, blew the horn, and waved it noisily.

"Damn, what's going on, what kind of stupid trick did Stanovic, the back line is already bad enough, how can you still play Fu Liangkai, Fu Liangkai is the material for playing the back waist, forcing the fierce robbery, let him play the center back, don't be nonsense."

“…… Long pass...... On the side, both wings fly together, Han Tao doesn't need such a good left-footed cross, what kind of international joke is ......"

Chen Wenjian did not reduce the heroism of the year, crossed his waist, spittle flying, and commented on the momentum of the country.

Yang Tian didn't express his opinion, he didn't pay much attention in the past two years, there are many fresh faces in the Guoan team, he came today as a pure fan, looking for memories.

The first half ended in Chen Wenjian's scolding, and at halftime, this guy grabbed Yang Tian and talked about it, saying that the change of coach in Guoan is obviously a bad move, and Stanovic is far from Pacheco, and it is not at the same level at all.

Yang Tian also does not express his opinions, and is the best loyal listener.

Speaking of which, Yang Tian remembered that Andrew was gone, and looked around, but he didn't find Andrew's shadow, and he came out for fear of being tracked, and he didn't bring a mobile phone or anything.

However, after the start of the second half, Yang Tian still temporarily left the missing Andre behind.

"That's right, you should kick like this, you have to be tough, you have to rush, they are all golden eggs, baby bumps, afraid of injury, see if they dare to enter the forbidden area."

Yang Tian was also excited, and it was obvious that in the second half, the atmosphere of the Guoan team's guard line changed greatly, and his feet were much tougher.

The big fans beside him were already shouting dissatisfied, shouting angrily for the blind, black whistles and the like, carrying the bloody head of the dog who scolded the national security guard, and what kind of executioner and the like came out.

Chen Wenjian was not to be outdone, and joined the scolding array, and his momentum was majestic, just like a victorious rooster.

However, at this time, under the gaze of countless fans in the stadium, the plane drove straight in, and after breaking into the penalty area, a series of dazzling dribbles were entangled with the two defenders of Guoan.

The next moment, the plane suddenly fell to the ground in pain, clutching his calves and rolling on the spot.

The referee quickly ran forward, pointed to Fu Liangkai is red card, and pointed to the penalty spot again, signaling the penalty.

Rumble!

The entire Gongti stadium exploded in an instant.

Chen Wenjian was even more angry, jumping to his feet, shouting with red eyes: "Are you blind, where is the foul, that's a fake fall, fake fall......"

And there was a lot of confusion on the court, and the players of Guoan came forward dissatisfied.

The referee took out a few yellow cards in a row to stabilize the player's mood, and still maintained the original decision and awarded a penalty.

As a result, at this time, Comrade Gao, who was still rolling on his calf, had already stood up without incident, and ran to the penalty spot with the football in his arms.

Rumble!

This time, not only the Guoan fans of Gongti blew up, but Yang Tian also blew up.

Fake fall, such an obvious fake fall, how do you judge it.

Chen Wenjian was so angry that he directly smashed the flagpole in his hand on the big fans in front of him.

"Grass, looking for trouble!"

The two big fans who were smashed immediately stopped and rushed forward angrily.

A young man with a beautiful girl in his arms was the most imposing, and his finger was directly pointed at Chen Wenjian's face.

Chen Wenjian looked awe-inspiring and fearless, and scolded back: "A group of nouveau riche, if they can't play in the race, they just play fake falls, whatever, those who can't afford to lose have no eggs." ”

When the young man heard this, he also exploded, and scolded back: "I said, your national security is awesome, a group of poor ghosts, I can't get used to you being a national brand, Mao, a poor guy who wants to sell turf." ”

As soon as he heard this, Chen Wenjian's horse blew up, and the uproar of selling turf was an eternal pain in the hearts of Guoan die-hard fans.

However, Chen Wenjian didn't roll up his sleeves and move his fists, and he said that he didn't do it.

The two pointed at each other's noses and cursed.

The young man is obviously also a die-hard big fan, and he is scolding, and the one he scolds is bloody.

And at this moment, Comrade Gao, the plane on the field, scored in one fell swoop.

The whole body was boiling again, and Yang Tian couldn't help it, and pointed at the young man and shouted a fake fall.

The young man was a breeze over the hills, and he was despised by bullishness, what CITIC was poor, reluctant to invest money, and if he didn't have money, he wouldn't play football or something, which made Chen Wenjian angry.

The situation in the stands was tense, and countless people raised their arms and hands.

"Master Qi, I'm afraid, how to go." The girl, pale-faced with fright, whispered to the young man.

When Chen Wenjian heard this, he sneered: "What age is it now, still a son, you think it's filming a harem drama, and you still play the handsome guy of the princess and the princess, what kind of stuff, get rough as soon as possible, I can't get used to you nouveau riche, I really think that football can be played with money." ”

The young man was also angry, pushed away the girl next to him, and scolded: "What's wrong with the money, let me tell you clearly, my dad is from the Football Association, you can play how you want, you can't afford to lose the ball, you have no money to play, so you shout all day long, count birds, Lao Tzu is the son, what's wrong, don't accept it, there is a kind of beating me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu directly arrested all of you football hooligans with a phone call." ”

Chen Wenjian was so angry that his forehead was bruised, and Yang Tian was also so angry that his face turned pale, and he wanted to slap this guy with a few big mouths.

"Damn, I'm fighting with you." Chen Wenjian roared angrily and pounced.

The young man yelled and swooped back.

In an instant, dozens of fans poured together, and Yang Tian also threw off his jersey and rushed up with a hot head.

I can scold me, but I can't scold the national security team.

……

Thirty minutes later, at the Dongcheng District Police Station, Yang Tian squatted on the ground, staring at the young man surnamed Qi, like two fighting cocks.

Yang Tian's shirt was torn several times, hanging loosely on his body, and there were several shoe prints clearly printed on it.

As for the face, the problem is not big, a few slight handprints, that is, the hair is pulled messy, like a bird's nest.

Fortunately, Yang Tian remembered that there was a negotiation at night, so he paid attention to protecting his face during the fight.

The young man surnamed Qi didn't end well, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his forehead was colored.

This kid has good combat effectiveness, and he knocked Chen Wenjian to the ground with three punches and two kicks, if it weren't for Yang Tian's good physical fitness, he might not have been able to suppress him.

However, this kid is also like Yang Tian now, he is angry, and he glares at Yang Tian with a posture that no one is convinced.

The police on duty also had a headache when they saw dozens of people staring at them.

"Look at it, look at it, hum, it's you who lose in the end, what's the matter." The young man surnamed Qi scolded suddenly.

Yang Tian was also angry, and said sarcastically: "Yes, yes, yes, you won, how did you win, you won by fake falls." ”

A group of Guoan fans beside him also cheered loudly.

Today's ball, the loss is embarrassing.

"Noisy, noisy, you have the ability, go on the field and kick it yourself." The policeman on duty also slapped the table and said angrily.

The young man surnamed Qi snorted lightly, spat in front of Yang Tian, and scolded: "That's it, shouting so loudly all day long, what kind of domestic old qualifications, the strongest or something, it's really awesome, you guys kicked out of Asia and went to win the World Cup." Hmph, what the hell. ”

Yang Tian raised his eyebrows and was also angry.

Standing up, Yang Tian pointed to the young man surnamed Qi, and shouted word by word: "Sun Tzu, you prick up your ears for me and listen, one day, I will let eleven Chinese win the Hercules Cup and become world champions!" ”

In an instant, there was a dead silence in the room.

Even the policeman on duty was stunned.

Let eleven Chinese win the World Cup, you haven't woken up yet. (To be continued.) )