Chapter 2 This dream is really strange

"Who's out there?"

Mo Yan asked several times in a row, but there was no response from outside.

The boy, after all, was bold, got dressed and opened the door and came out, but found that there was nothing outside the door, and was just about to close the door and go back to the room.

"It's all out, come with me. ”

This voice came to mind again, no matter how bold it was, it felt scared, there was nothing outside the door, where did the sound come from?

"Don't pretend to be a ghost, Buddhism Holy Land, where are there so many ghosts, you can do it. ”

It's purely lip service, but in fact, Mo Yan seems to be as stable as Mount Tai, but in fact, he is panicked in his heart.

After all, even if you are nervous, you have to shake it, there is a sound, you can't see anyone, and the sound is still very close, obviously in front of you.

"Eh, I said you, I'll just stand in front of you, and I won't hide or hide, I'll be a hairy person. ”

Okay, this voice came out again, and he said that he was standing in front of him, and now Mo Yan was even more panicked. Scared like a fat man of two hundred pounds.

"Where the hell are you, don't... Don't scare me."

Yes, Mo Yan began to stutter when he spoke, and the typical thing was that he was so scared that he didn't want to, and at this time, the voice was still alive and said again.

"Eh, I said can you lower your head and take care of a short man like us. There is no one in my eyes, you look down on me, right? ”

Listening to this voice is full of banter, and the words are quite hard, in fact, they are just joking.

This Mo Yan didn't bow his head, just forget it, as soon as he lowered his head, he was so frightened that he took three steps back, and the monk's house was not big, and he took three steps back and just sat on the bed.

Because the person who spoke, although he was a short man, was not a person, he was obviously a little monkey.

Mo Yan opened his mouth, not only can he stuff one egg, two will not be a problem, and three will be fine.

Just look at the monkey, which is the monkey, it is completely human. Pursed his mouth, "I can't explain it to you for a while." Come with me. ”

Mo Yan didn't take off his shoes, he shrank directly into bed, not to mention that people who don't know anything can't follow, not to mention that this is a monkey, and he is especially a talking monkey.

I slapped myself with my backhand, and when I was still in a dream, I woke up quickly.

"Eh, if you don't come, you won't come, why are you smoking yourself, don't you look at me familiarly?"

"Don't make trouble, the monkeys are not all the same, where are they familiar?" Mo Yan subconsciously said this, maybe the slap hurt himself, and he was able to pick up the conversation.

The monkey turned around and sat on the ground, and raised Erlang's legs, as if I was waiting for you to slow down first.

At this time, there was another gust of wind blowing outside, with a hint of coolness, Mo Yan felt even colder, and now that the situation was put in front of him, he hadn't come back to his senses, and when the breeze blew, he was clever and shrunk more like a ball.

After all, Mo Yan himself is a fat man, he has been losing weight recently, and he also weighs one hundred and ninety pounds, fortunately, he is not short, and he is one meter eight tall in shoes, not tall or short, so it looks like he has shrunk into a ball in addition to a little beer belly.

Looking at the monkey with Erlang's legs crossed in front of him, he said for a long time, "Do I know you? Why do I want to see you familiarly." ”

The monkey switched from his left leg to his right leg, "What's the matter?

"Hmm... Well, it's almost, slow down, aren't you just a monkey?"

As soon as the monkey heard this, his movements were so fast that Mo Yan didn't have time to react, and directly climbed onto Mo Yan's bed and slapped his head, "What kind of thing is monkey essence, monkey essence, monkey essence, hit you until you are nervous, believe it or not." ”

After speaking, it was another two slaps.

"Hey, what's the matter, I'm still a Northeast monkey spirit when I hear the voice, what's the matter, I'm here to travel?"

Yes, Mo Yan, who was slapped a few times, really had a lot of nerves, and he pulled up his skin.

When the monkey heard this, he slapped again, "Your uncle, can you still have a good chat?"

Then there was another beating, and the monkey muttered while hitting his mouth, "Come, call you the Northeast, the Northeast, kill your turtle grandson." ”

"Hey, don't fight, don't fight, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, it's not from the Northeast, it's from Henan. Mo Yan said that he was begging for mercy, and he had to inch in his mouth.

When the monkey heard this, he became even more angry, and beat him again. "Your monkey brother is a native of Mount Emei. ”

Just like that, the monkey also beat Mo Yan for a few minutes, and it happened that Mo Yan was fat, and the monkey didn't use any energy, so he was skinny for a few minutes, and he calmed down.

The monkey also sat on the bed, "If it weren't for the fact that you helped me when you came to Emei the year before, I would have beaten you up and didn't even know your mother." ”

When Mo Yan heard this, he helped it the year before last? Thinking about it carefully, when he went up the mountain the year before last, when he was at Huayan Peak, he saw five or six big monkeys beating a small monkey, just because the little monkey was holding bread from the tourists, and then Mo Yan drove away the big monkey, because the bread was robbed, Mo Yan also took two pieces of bread from his bag and gave it to the little monkey.

"The little monkey who was beaten by the group?"

It's okay not to say it, but at this mentions, the little monkey bared his teeth again and raised his hand to fight.

"Oops, don't fight, don't fight, I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Don't fight, okay, I'm almost scared now, the monkeys can talk, so if you're so scared, don't threaten me with force anymore, okay?"

The little monkey put down his hand, no, it was his paw, "Forget it, I won't talk to you, don't you want to know more? ”

Looking at the little monkey's agile movements, Mo Yan thought in his heart, anyway, it's already like this, let's go and take a look.

got up and got out of bed, and was about to follow the little monkey, only to see the little monkey suddenly turn around and smile at Mo Yan, "Although you can already accept what I said, but the things you want to know below are estimated to be mentally prepared!"