Chapter 010: The Purpose of Brushing the Pot Ball
Early in the morning, the company was very lively, because a group of unrestrained customers came.
Since Liu Fatzi met Xiao Qiang in a nightclub, there was a problem in that aspect that night.
He thought it was a psychological reason, but he couldn't do it for a few days, and after seeking medical advice to no avail, he remembered the two "weirdos" Xiao Qiang and Hu Meier.
Liu Fatzi can make the real estate business so big, naturally he is not a fool.
He thought about it again and again, thinking that Xiao Qiang must have done something, because his actions that night were too weird.
No, early this morning, Liu Fatzi came to Xiao Qiang's company with a group of bodyguards, if Xiao Qiang is willing to help, then everything is easy to say, if he is unwilling, then even if he goes out and gets beaten, he has to fight.
Xiao Qiang's desk was surrounded by water, and his colleagues did not dare to come out, but Xiao Qiang was not afraid at all.
Before Xiao Qiang went to work, according to Hu Meier's proposal, he happened to bring a "black umbrella" today.
When Chen Yanan heard the news, he pushed aside the crowd and said to Liu Fatzi: "Boss Liu, what are you doing here?" ”
Liu Fatzi was quite polite to Chen Yanan, and said with a light smile: "Director Chen, I didn't come today for business, but I wanted to ask Mr. Xiao for help." ”
Chen Yanan didn't know why, and looked at Xiao Qiang, but saw that he was yawning there with an indifferent face.
Liu Fatzi remembered Xiao Qiang's strong skills that night, and he didn't dare to come hard, so he said with a smile: "Mr. Xiao, can we find a place to talk, I have something I want to ask." ”
Xiao Qiang had a mirror in his heart, but deliberately quipped: "Boss Liu might as well say it directly, I still have to go to work." ”
"This ......"
Liu Fatzi wanted to say it directly, but this kind of thing is really difficult to talk about in front of a room of people.
Chen Yanan was very inexplicable, but now that Xiao Qiang was his nominal boyfriend, he naturally looked at Xiao Qiang, and said: "Boss Liu, you better get straight to the point, this is an office area after all, and you will affect us like this." ”
Fat Liu's face turned red, and he lowered his voice and said: "Mr. Xiao, after we had a misunderstanding in the bar last time, I couldn't do it internally, and I saw a lot of doctors, all of ...... It's useless. ”
"Boss Liu, I didn't understand, what do you mean?" Xiao Qiang didn't understand.
Liu Fatzi gritted his teeth and said, "I just want to know, did you do this?" ”
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Don't lift it!"
"Boss Liu, be louder."
"Why don't I lift it!" Fat Liu roared loudly.
"Poof."
"Ahem."
A room full of people, including Liu Fatzi's subordinates, all snickered in a low voice.
Chen Yanan was also full of shyness, although she couldn't understand what was going on, but looking at Xiao Qiang's attitude towards Liu Fatzi, she knew that this matter must have something to do with Xiao Qiang.
After all, this is an office area, seeing Xiao Qiangwei smiling and not speaking, Chen Yanan said: "Let's go to my office to talk!" ”
Liu Fatzi left all his men outside and followed Xiao Qiang and Chen Yanan into the office.
Xiao Qiang hung Erlang sitting on the sofa and crossed Erlang's legs.
Her beautiful boss was serving tea and pouring water.
Liu Fatzi originally wanted to be soft and hard, but now that it is determined that it is related to Xiao Qiang, he has changed his mind.
For a person like him, if this disease is not cured, it is better to live than to die.
Helpless, he had no choice but to turn into a frosted eggplant, and said pitifully: "Mr. Xiao, ah Brother Buqiang, what happened last time was really wrong with me, as long as you can help me heal, how about I give you 500,000 as a reward?" ”
"How much?"
Xiao Qiang stood up suddenly, he couldn't imagine that Liu Fatzi would give so much?
Liu Fatzi thought that the other party was too little, and immediately added: "Otherwise, Brother Qiang will make a price." ”
Xiao Qiang endured the excitement in his heart, 500,000 was definitely not a small amount for him.
Although this Liu Fat Man is not a good person, he has to be forgiving and forgiving, and this kind of thing of cutting off people's descendants should not be done well.
Thinking of this, he pretended to reluctantly agree: "Okay, for the sake of your business with our company, buddy will help you take a look." ”
"Great, great!" Liu Fatzi couldn't wait to kneel down for Xiao Qiang.
Chen Yanan saw with her own eyes how Xiao Qiang saved her father, and thought in her heart that Xiao Qiang must know medical skills. Now that Xiao Qiang wants to see Liu Fatzi's andrology, he is ready to go out and avoid it for a while.
Xiao Qiang waved his hand and said, "It's okay, you just stay here." ”
"Oh!" Chen Yanan stood aside obediently like a little daughter-in-law.
Liu Fatzi doesn't have time to think about it now, why is this Director Chen so like this? He got up in a hurry to unbuckle his belt.
Xiao Qiang was shocked and asked, "Damn, you don't want to insult me, do you?" ”
Liu Fatzi froze on the spot, and said in surprise: "Isn't it a check, don't you have to take off your pants?" ”
"Cut, that's all ordinary people's practices, I'm a miracle doctor, naturally it's different."
Xiao Qiang pretended to be in a posture, and no matter what Liu Fatzi reflected, he pretended to close his eyes, shook the black umbrella in his hand, and said with his heart: "Mei'er, let's see how it should be treated." ”
The umbrella shook imperceptibly, and after about ten seconds, I heard Hu Mei'er say: "There is a result, but this time, it seems to be a little more outrageous." ”
Xiao Qiang didn't know the bottom in his heart, and asked, "It can't be any kind of egg and tofu brain, right?" ”
"Not really." Fox Meier didn't seem to know what to say.
After a while, Xiao Qiang felt a flash in his mind, and in a trance, he saw a line of handwriting.
"The great murderer, there is a doom! Healing: Take a pot ball used in the back kitchen of a restaurant, smear the bottom of the pot ash on the bottom of the horse spoon, put it on the affected area, and make it run for a thousand meters before it can be cured. ”
"Holy!" After Xiao Qiang understood, he exclaimed in surprise.
He knew that Fox Mei'er's healing technique was extremely special, but he never thought it would be so? No wonder Hu Meier can't say it, this kind of thing is really unacceptable.
Xiao Qiang's face was strange and he didn't explain, but he scared Liu Fatzi half to death.
He hurriedly asked, "Brother Qiang, have you been saved?" ”
"Well...... this" Xiao Qiang grinned and explained: "Lao Liu, I can cure your disease, but this cure method is very special, buddy, I'm afraid you won't believe it." ”
"I believe it, I believe it, I believe everything Brother Qiang says." Liu Fatzi has no other choice now.
Xiao Qiang said softly: "You tell your subordinates to go out and find a small restaurant, go to the back kitchen to ask for a personal brush pot ball, and then apply some pot bottom ash under the horse spoon, and put it in your crotch after taking it back, and then go out for a run of a thousand meters." ”
Liu Fatzi and Chen Yanan's eyes widened, and they couldn't say a word at all.
Xiao Qiang also thought of this result, and said with a stern face: "What's the matter, if you can't believe me, don't come to me, this is the secret recipe of our Xiao family's ancestors for several generations, if you don't give money...... Ahem, if it weren't for our good relationship, I wouldn't have told you. ”
Liu Fatzi still refuses to believe it, because this method, no matter how you look at it, it looks like it is deliberately rectifying people.
In fact, Xiao Qiang thought it was Hu Mei'er messing around at first, but later Hu Mei'er solemnly said that this was the method given by Lingzhu, which dispelled his concerns.
After all, Chen Yanan has experienced it once, although it is not as funny as Liu Fatzi this time, he does not doubt Xiao Qiang's words.
After a few more minutes of stalemate, Liu Fatzi saw that Xiao Qiang was determined to win, and finally gritted his teeth ruthlessly, and sighed: "Okay, I'll do it according to Brother Qiang's method, if it doesn't work......"
"Damn, why are you scaring me?" Xiao Qiang was holding a black umbrella, but he was not afraid of the people in front of him.
Liu Fatzi didn't dare to make a mistake, and quickly explained: "No, no, I mean even if it can't be cured, I have to thank Brother Qiang." ”
Liu Fatzi called in a subordinate and muttered in his ear for a while.
His men were stupid.
Liu Fatzi was already uncomfortable, but this time he became angry, kicked his hands violently, and scolded: "Damn, Lao Tzu will do whatever you want, don't hurry up, if you delay the treatment, Lao Tzu will castrate you first." ”
"Yes, yes, I'll go right away." After hearing this, the subordinates turned around and left.
"Wait......" Xiao Qiang suddenly stopped him, thought about it and added: "You remember, you have to find one that is as dirty as possible, and it must be a steel wool ball, I'm afraid that the soft one won't have an effect." ”
"Yes, yes, find a bigger one, Lao Tzu's crotch is big." Liu Fatzi also added.
Ten minutes later, the men who had been sent ran back sweating profusely.
Carrying a plastic bag in his hand, he walked up to Liu Fatzi and used two fingers to pick out a dirty, black and non-trashy, disgusting pot ball.
The office immediately emitted a fishy smell, which provoked Chen Yanan to quickly pinch his nose.
Liu Fatzi didn't know what to say, and asked, "This is also a little disgusting, right?" ”
The subordinate wiped his sweat and replied: "Boss, I did it according to your wishes, this is a Sichuan restaurant, mainly selling fish, I found this next to the sewer, and I am guaranteed to be the dirtiest one." ”
"I'll rub it, do you want to kill me?" Fat Liu almost roared.
Xiao Qiang was also speechless, he thought that his subordinates would just make do with one, but he didn't expect this guy to be so real, in order to find the dirtiest one, he actually took out all the restaurants that were thrown into the sewer.
In order to get Liu Fat out as soon as possible, Xiao Qiang scolded: "The things are here, you go to the bathroom to get them." ”
According to Hu Meier's instructions, the pot ball should be placed in the crotch of Liu Fatzi's pants, but this is Chen Yanan's office, so this kind of action naturally cannot be carried out here.
Liu Fatzi had a bitter face, and when he saw what Xiao Qiang said categorically, he walked to the bathroom with palpitations.
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