[No. 0003 deception: Your husband is better than my wife]
At ten o'clock in the morning, Chen Qingyun arrived at the conference site on time. As soon as I walked into the venue, I was taken aback by the momentum inside, saying that there were thousands of people, I'm afraid there were more than that! It seems that there are not a few people who like to join in the fun these days.
Look, the charming and touching woman over there is the young lady from the bathing center opposite Chen Qingyun's house, who is politely handing out postcards to her prey at the moment.
Ya, is this here for a blind date, or for yourself?
When Chen Qingyun's neighbor walked past him, Chen Qingyun was directly ignored. Chen Qingyun smiled bitterly, these days people really rely on clothes! I think that at the beginning, this chick didn't seduce herself. It's better now that you don't even look at it.
It can be seen that the quality of this blind date is not very high.
In view of Chen Qingyun's glamorous appearance, the women kept a certain distance from him. Fortunately, he wasn't the kind of person who liked to put a hot face on a cold ass, and he wandered around the venue with the only postcard he was ready to exchange.
After wandering around for an hour and a half, he didn't find a suitable one, and no one saw that he was suitable. Even if it's you, you don't like to chat with a guy wearing a fake Nike for thirty dollars! What's more, that guy is quite bullish.
Chen Qingyun was a little disappointed that he couldn't find a woman who was suitable for him, even a woman who helped him carry out his plan. Just as he was about to leave, he looked up and saw a woman sitting at the edge of the venue. Holding a postcard in his hand, he looked at the crowd walking back and forth very calmly.
Well? This seems to work.
After observing for a while, Chen Qingyun walked over and sat opposite the woman very easily and naturally.
"Let's talk?"
The woman turned her face around, her eyes were a little dazed, she had been sitting here for nearly two hours, this was the first time that a man had taken the initiative to come, and the opening remarks were very special, and even the greetings were omitted.
"You don't dislike me for being ugly?"
"As long as you don't dislike me for being ugly, basically I won't dislike you. Because we're the same kind of people! ”
"The same kind of people? How? The woman asked with some interest.
"The first point is that what you wear, and how you look at it, is very ordinary, and you belong to the working class. But you're making a common sense mistake. Since it's a blind date, you have to dress up anyway, even if it's an indecent dress. But you're dressed casually, obviously not paying attention. So there are two possibilities, the first is that you don't like to come to this kind of place, just to take a look. Second, you want to cover up but ignore the basics. Given that you are still mindful of your surroundings, you can only be the second. ”
"The second point, your wig. In the position of the sideburns, several original hairends are exposed, and there is a problem with camouflage. ”
"The third point is that your nails are round and shiny, and they are very full. If the skin on your hands is so well handled, why don't you get your nails done? ”
"The fourth point."
"Stop, stop!" The crystal was about to collapse, and she carefully disguised it for two hours, but it was so unbearable and full of loopholes in front of people. Looking at the momentum of the other party's eloquent conversation, I don't know how many points to say.
"Since you say that, it seems that you are also disguised?" Crystal was smart enough to guess that the other party was indeed the same kind of person as him. If that's the case, why are you provoking yourself again?
Chen Qingyun nodded with a smile and said, "I can't see it!" Actually, I'm a big handsome guy! Haha......"
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Chen Qingyun scratched his head, embarrassed by the other party's mismatch. "I pretended to be to escape the blind date at home again and again. What is your reason? ”
"Almost! I don't want to marry a man I don't know, and I don't want to touch these things for a while. Are you here to find a girlfriend sincerely, or do you have another purpose? Crystal asked. Isn't the man in front of her the man she was looking for? I don't know why, but the other party gave her a strong sense of trust.
Chen Qingyun shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said, "I was going to leave just now, but fortunately, I saw you." Maybe, we can work together, what do you think? ”
Crystal smiled and nodded, "I think so too." With that, he pulled out a file bag from under his ass and took out a document from inside.
"Take a closer look, and if there's nothing wrong with it, sign it!"
Chen Qingyun took the document and looked at it puzzled, "Marriage Agreement"! There are hundreds of clauses listed. After a brief look, I roughly understood the purpose of the other party.
Fake Marriage!
"Uh...... I'm not just a random person. By signing it, I'm selling myself. How do I know if you'll be haunted by me after seeing my true face? ”
Crystal has the urge to vomit blood, and he really thinks that his Pan An is reincarnated!
"It's great to have you, and that's what I'm going to say to you. Read the last one and decide if you want to? ”
Chen Qingyun quickly finished reading the agreement, and the last one was that when the agreement was terminated, the other party would pay him a reward of five million. I didn't see it, she was still a little rich woman.
"Declare in advance, I don't sell my body, you can't force me to do something I don't want to do." Chen Qingyun said very calmly.
Crystal has an urge to smoke someone, but the other party's request to almost despise her is quite in line with the status quo, so bear with it! Nodding: "That's what I'm about to say to you." I'm not interested in your body, don't worry! ”
"Okay, I don't have a problem. Hope we have a great year together! Chen Qingyun quickly signed his name on the agreement, and also forgot his wish. I'm married, you shouldn't let me go on a blind date again! The other party is a little rich woman, as long as she works a little hard, there shouldn't be too much opposition from the family.
The two shook hands, which can be regarded as an alliance.
"Sign this too."
Oh, I'm pretty well prepared.
Chen Qingyun took the second document, which was a premarital property notarization. The marriage agreement has been signed, and I still care about such a thing. Besides, although he doesn't know how much money the other party has, he doesn't covet these things. So I didn't even read the specific terms above, and signed my name directly.
After signing, as soon as Chen Qingyun looked up, there was a 'click' sound on the other side, and Crystal took a picture of him with his mobile phone.
"Not bad. I'll take care of the marriage certificate. Crystal waved her hand, and a middle-aged woman walked not far away. Crystal bowed her head and whispered a few words in her ear, then handed the phone to the other party.
"Do you have any documents that I would like to sign for you?" Crystal asked.
Chen Qingyun shook his head, he really hadn't thought about these things before. It seems that the other party's condition is much more serious than his, and he has actually prepared it in advance, and it should already be burning his eyebrows.
"Aren't you curious about what I really look like?" Crystal planned to give the other party a reminder in advance, so as not to cause trouble in the future.
"Honestly, a little."
"Don't worry. When I meet your family, I will never disgrace you. Crystal said confidently. She is still very confident in her appearance.
The two chatted casually, which can be regarded as a kind of understanding between each other. surname, hobbies, etc., but for family matters, both of them keep silent.
After about half an hour, the middle-aged woman just went and returned, put the two little red books in front of the two of them, and then walked to the side.
Marriage certificate! Isn't it, I'll become a married man in a while? Ah, what is this woman doing, the speed is too fast!
Opening the marriage certificate, the photo shows two well-dressed people. This can't see the original appearance, Chen Qingyun really can't see the difference between this and the fake testimony he made?
"Congratulations, you've got a good wife!" got the marriage certificate, and Crystal's heart was settled, and his grandfather, who was seriously ill in bed, could always enter the operating room with peace of mind. In a good mood, I couldn't help but make a little joke. However, the other party didn't seem to appreciate it very much, and his brows were tightly locked.
"What's wrong?" Crystal asked.
Chen Qingyun pouted: "I think it's a little unfair. ”
"How is it unfair? It's too late to go back now, but we've signed an agreement. Crystal asked nervously, really afraid that the other party would suddenly change his hexagram. Although there is an agreement, it seems that such an agreement has no legal effect, right?
"I think your husband is much better than my wife."
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