Chapter 304: Funny Introduction [Asking for Subscription and Reward]
"Jung Woo Sung OPPA?"
Kim Taeyeon's title made Jung Woo-sung feel inexplicably familiar, but he didn't have time to think about it because of the live broadcast of the show, so he immediately brought the topic to another member of Girls' Generation, Jung so-yeon or Jessica, who should be called Jessica now, "Well, speaking of Jessicaxi, maybe the audience in front of the radio may not know, in fact, we met a long time ago." ”
"Inside~" Hearing Zheng Yucheng mention the previous meeting at the commercial performance, Jessica also nodded in response. The cold demeanor of the ice princess.
Zheng Yucheng didn't care much about this, and then continued with a smile, "At that time, Jessicaxi appeared at the scene of the commercial performance with our Tiffanyxi, and was invited to the stage by me. ”
In the face of Zheng Yucheng's appreciation, Jessica couldn't help but purse her lips and whispered thanks into the microphone, "Kang Sanmida." ”
Nodding and accepting Jessica's thanks, it may be that Jessica's words are not much, Zheng Yucheng changed the conversation and said, "However, speaking of that commercial performance, there is actually a small episode behind it, that is, in fact, there was no so-called lucky event in the mall at that time, but because the next performers were unexpectedly delayed, so the merchant asked me to fill in the delayed time. So in desperation, I happened to see Jessicaxi and Tiffanyxi in the audience, so I invited them to the stage...... I'm sorry, because of my personal reasons. ”
"It's okay, Zheng Yucheng senior." Hearing Zheng Yucheng's apology, Jessica and Tiffany immediately said in unison.
"Inner, thank you for your understanding."
After briefly talking about the vignette of the commercial performance, Jung Woo-sung followed the order of seats and asked the next member of Girls' Generation. "Inside, the black pearl yuri of our girls' generation next, why is it called black pearl?"
"Haha~" ×8 faced Zheng Yucheng's straightforward inquiry, and the girls present burst into laughter.
"Because my skin is a little darker than the other members of Girls' Generation, that's why I'm called Black Pearl." To this, Yuri could only reply in a slightly depressed voice.
"But. I think it's healthy, and Yurixi isn't dark, it's just healthy wheat skin. It's funny, but Zheng Yucheng didn't forget to comfort the injured girl, "To be honest, I actually prefer wheat-skinned girls to white-skinned girls, because they look healthier and match me......"
"Mo, could it be that Zheng Yucheng's predecessor is confessing to our Yuri?" Hearing Zheng Yucheng's words. Yuna of Girls' Generation immediately took a sly smile on her face and plucked up the courage to start joking in front of the microphone.
"Oh~" ×7 heard Yuna's prank, and the rest of the girls immediately booed.
However, who is Zheng Yucheng, he is not the company seniors and Ernies who were pranked by Yuna before, but an artist from Gagman, who did not have any panic in the face of this ridicule, but also came to the microphone seriously. Dao, "Inside." I'm just confessing to Yurixi, and from now on Yurixi is my ideal type. ”
Zheng Yucheng's sudden serious reaction not only stunned the girls who were coaxing in the broadcast room, but also made the person concerned, Yuri, blush shyly.
"Of course, as long as our Yurixi doesn't turn white." However, it didn't last long for the girls' surprise. Zheng Yucheng's second half of the words suddenly made them laugh again.
The atmosphere in the radio room was harmonious, and Jung Woo Sung also followed the joyful atmosphere to start the introduction of the next Girls' Generation member, "Princess Minglang Xiuying," he looked at the girl who stood out from the crowd even if she was sitting in the broadcast room. I couldn't help but grin and glanced down at the introduction of the members in my hand and said, "According to the information, we know that Xiuying is not only the bright princess of Girls' Generation, but also the height responsibility in the group, I want to ask, what does this height responsibility mean?" ”
"That means that I am the longest representative of girlhood." Perhaps because of the experience of debuting in Japan, Cui Xiuying seemed much more relaxed in the radio program, and answered easily in the face of Zheng Yucheng's inquiry, "Because of my presence, the average height of girls' generation can go up." ”
"Oh, since Xiuying Xi has raised the average height of all the members of Girls' Generation, who are the members who can tell me that they are lagging behind in terms of height?" Hearing Cui Xiuying's introduction, Zheng Yucheng suddenly became a little interested, and couldn't help but smile curiously and asked.
"Well," hearing Zheng Yucheng's question, Cui Xiuying's gaze swept over the surrounding group members, and a few of the members who were on her eyes inexplicably felt weak and secretly lowered their heads, seeing this, the corners of Cui Xiuying's mouth couldn't help but curl up with a smug smile, and ruthlessly exposed, "Although there are many regrettable members in the group, the shortest ones should have no suspense, that is, Taeyeon and Sunny." ”
"Mo." Hearing so-young read herself, Taeyeon and Sunny, who were still looking forward to it, immediately showed dissatisfied expressions, while Jessica and Kim Hyo-yeon, who were lucky enough to escape, secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ah, Cui Xiuying, you're just a little taller, what's there to be proud of."
"It's just that the legs are so long and they still occupy ...... bed"
I don't know if it's because of the stimulation of height, the two famous short bodies immediately accused Cui Xiuying angrily.
However, in the face of Kim Taeyeon and Sunny's dissatisfaction, Choi so-young waved her hand lightly and said, "Don't say so much, you have the ability to grow as tall as me." ”
"......" faced Cui Xiuying's speech that was in the middle of the heart, the two who were originally full of excitement suddenly became a little stiff and speechless.
"Inside, it seems that our Taeyeon Xi and Sunnyxi are both a little injured now, so let's quickly introduce the members after Girls' Generation while the two of them are healing."
"Yuna, a charming girl from Girls' Generation, Yuna Xi is really beautiful, but according to the other members' reports. Such a beautiful Yuna Xi is usually a naughty ghost in the group.,I've always liked pranks.,Indeed,It's the same just now.,Why does Yuna Xi like pranks so much? ”
Smiled reservedly, and in the face of Zheng Yucheng's visit, Lin Yun'er smiled. "Because I think it's funny, maybe because of the personality that is a bit like a little boy, I like to watch other people's reactions when they play pranks, and I think it's very similar, and I usually imitate Gagman on TV."
"Look, Yun'er Xi is still a little obsessed with being funny, but since it comes to imitation, what is Yun'er Xi's good gagman imitation? Can you show it to the listeners of "Jung Woo-sung's Close Friends"? ”
"Then I'll have a parody that I usually perform." Hearing that Zheng Yucheng gave him the opportunity to perform, Yuna naturally would not refuse. Coughing lightly and clearing his throat, he said confidently into the microphone, "This, of course, are you joking?" ”
“……”
After Yuna's performance, the radio room inexplicably fell into a short cold scene, and Zheng Yucheng immediately rescued the scene and said, "Inside, Kang Sangmida Yuna Xi." I didn't expect to hear my own jokes, but even though it's my own. But I still have to tell you in all seriousness that this joke is not funny at all, otherwise I wouldn't be sitting here and DJ now. ”
"Haha~" ×9 Zheng Yucheng saved the scene just right, and immediately turned the originally embarrassing atmosphere into a laugh.
"After Yuna Xi, it is our fanyfany yellow that shines more than a gem...... Fanyfanyxi that shines more than a jewel. Almost pronounced Tiffany's real name, Zheng Yucheng hurriedly changed his words. Although it is a sparkling existence that shines more than a gem, I heard that Tiffanyxi often misunderstands the introduction? ”
"Inside," compared to the nervousness of the previous commercial performance, Tiffany, who has debuted, has obviously grown a lot, although she is still a little nervous, but she can also answer Zheng Yucheng's inquiry with a smile. "Maybe it's because I'm back from abroad and I don't know a lot about Korean, so sometimes I accidentally mistake fanyfanytiffany, which shines more than a gem, for fanyfanytiffany, which shines more than a mushroom."
"Tiffany, who shines brighter than mushrooms, is a cute mistake." Hearing Tiffany's explanation, Zheng Yucheng couldn't help but think of the same laughable slip of the tongue when he met the other party for the first time, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but bend upward, it really hasn't changed.
"Next,DancingQueen Xiaoyuan,For Xiaoyuan,Maybe you don't know about Girls' Generation.,In fact, the first thing I knew in the group was Xiaoyuan.,For me, Xiaoyuan is a very good sister.。 It was Kim Hyo-yeon's turn to introduce him, but Zheng Woo-sung reversed his previous appearance as a host, and introduced it to the members of Girls' Generation with a familiar face.
In this regard, although it was already clear when Zheng Yucheng came to cheer for their debut stage before, but when they really heard him say it himself, the girls couldn't help but show surprised expressions. After all, this is Zheng Yucheng's predecessor, an acting predecessor who is much older than them in terms of popularity and qualifications.
If the newly debuted Girls' Generation is just a little-known IDOL, then Zheng Yucheng is already a real big star in their eyes. Such a big star would be surprised if he said that he knew his members.
As for Zheng Yucheng's revelation, Jin Hyo-yeon was rarely a little shy.
"A long time ago, when I was selling clothes in Hongdae, I used to see a girl who liked to dye her hair red and green. Later, I found out that I was a trainee of S.M, but from that time on, Hyoyeon's dancing ability was very strong, and I learned dance from her at that time. ”
Well, if when Zheng Yucheng said that he and Kim Hyo-yeon had a good relationship before, the audience in front of the radio was only slightly surprised, then when they heard that Jung Woo-sung's dance teacher was actually this girl named Kim Hyo-yeon, then their surprise was understandable.
Of course, not understanding the audience's surprise, Zheng Yucheng immediately turned it into one of the laughs, "So. Seriously, I'm also from an orthodox S.M.,I should be regarded as an idol.。 ”
"Sunnyxi, have you recovered from the shock just now?"
"It's been restored."
"Then let's continue," Seeing the girl nodding, Zheng Yucheng then continued, "Girls' Generation's vitality sunnyxi." It seems that although it is the standard short body of the girl's generation in terms of height, it completely surpasses the rest of the group in terms of vitality. ”
Because Zheng Yucheng was a little discouraged by another height attack, Sunny still nodded and said in a lively tone, "Inside, I have always been an active presence in the group. ”
"However, Sunny is such a lively person, but he also has a surprising secret." Looking down at the news in his hand, Zheng Yucheng said with a smile.
"Inside?" looked at Zheng Yucheng's smiling appearance in the DJ position. Sunny suddenly felt uneasy.
"That is, we look cute and lively, but our real name is unexpectedly affectionate, Lee Soon-gyu, and seeing this name reminds me of the old people in my hometown in Busan."
"Ah, no, Zheng Yucheng's senior, why did you announce my real name on the radio program!" For Zheng Yucheng's sudden revelation. Sunny suddenly stood up in the midst of the laughing Girls' Generation members around him, and said with a panicked expression.
"Because I feel very deatable. When you see this name, you can't help but call it Grandma Lee Soon-gyu. ”
"Mo, my name is Sunny, all the listeners who are listening to "Jung Woo-sung's Close Friends", don't believe the name Lee Soon-gyu, I'm just Sunny." Seeing that the secret he had worked so hard to hide was revealed by Jung Woo Sung in such a grand manner, Sunny suddenly felt a little like crying without tears.
Really. It's just the last radio show.,Why was I said to be short and my real name was announced.。
"Why do you want to give up the name Lee Soon-gyu, it's so kind."
"Because it's so rustic." Seeing that the wood was already in the boat, Sunny suddenly replied a little weakly. For a girl, Lee Soon-gyu's real name has extraordinary lethality. Even if you say it, it gives people a feeling of powerlessness.
"It's a little rustic, but isn't it also impressive for artists? Take our "Infinite Challenge" Myung-so brother as an example, although his name is very ordinary, but he is known by the audience because of his unusual appearance, I think sunnyxi should be the same, and it makes more sense to use the rustic name of Lee Soon-gyu to let more people know that sunny knows Girls' Generation? Seeing Sunny's somewhat frustrated appearance, Zheng Yucheng hurriedly made amends, and took the trouble to take out the father in "Infinite Challenge" as an example.
"Is that so?"
Seeing that Sunny had a serious little expression on his face after listening to his nonsense, Jung Woo-sung really couldn't explain that he was joking, so he nodded and said, "Inside, that's it.
"I know, Kang Sanmida, Zheng Yucheng senior."
"Huh~" finally got through the difficulty, and Zheng Yucheng immediately turned the topic to the last member of Girls' Generation, who is also familiar with Zheng Yucheng's Xu Zhuxian, who should be called Xu Xian now, and the girl who should be called Xu Xian now looks a lot older than the girl who looked like a girl at the station a year ago, "Finally, let's introduce Girls' Generation's busyness, Xu Hyun xi." ”
"Although Seo Hyun Xi is the youngest member of Girls' Generation, but I heard that the character is unexpectedly serious, according to a teammate who does not want to be named but likes to play pranks, because Seo Hyun is too serious about the relationship, but makes his Ernie seem as disobedient as busy."
"Being said to be disobedient, isn't it because I like pranks too much, how can I blame the obedient Xu Xianxi, Yun'er Xi."
"Ah, senior Zheng Yucheng, what are you talking about, this person is not me." Faced with Zheng Yucheng's sudden questioning, Yuna suddenly denied it in a panic, and her panicked appearance made the surrounding members of Girls' Generation secretly refreshed, usually they were pranked by Yuna, and finally they were able to see Yuna's panicked appearance.
After ridiculing Yun'er, Jung Woo-sung put the interview back to Seo Hyun, "I heard that Seo Hyunxi's favorite food is also a little different, what is it?" ”
Xu Xian raised his head and looked at Zheng Yucheng in front of him with bright eyes, before whispering into the microphone, "It's a sweet potato." ”
"Sweet potato?!" Hearing Xu Xian's answer, Zheng Yucheng's mind couldn't help but flood with a lot of memories about the girl, and he was a little stunned before the broadcast, but he quickly reacted, and it was indeed not the time to be distracted in the show, so he immediately continued, "Sweet potatoes are really special food, especially for girls like Xu Xianxi, but I also like sweet potatoes myself, and I often buy sweet potatoes at the station in the past winter to warm up and eat them." ”
Hearing Zheng Yucheng talking about the topic of sweet potatoes, Yun'a, who is a third-party lover, looked at Zheng Yucheng left and looked at Xu Xian right, rolled her eyes, and nodded to show a meaningful look.
……
"Inside," the two-hour live broadcast time has come to an end in a blink of an eye, looking at the time that has been displayed on the wall, Zheng Yucheng immediately put away the pleasant conversation between himself and the girls, and talked with so many guests at the same time, which is also a test of his hosting ability for him as a DJ. smiled and concluded, "Unconsciously, it's time to say goodbye again, thank you very much to the girls' generation who came to "Jung Woo-sung's Close Friends" today. Finally, in the debut song "The World Reunion Again" from Girls' Generation, let's end today's radio content, good night......"
"Kang Sanmida, Zheng Yucheng oppa." ×9 heard that the broadcast was over, and the girls in the radio room immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and thanked Zheng Yucheng with a more familiar attitude than before the recording began. During the two-hour live broadcast, they made more mistakes than they imagined, and if it weren't for Zheng Yucheng who had been helping to save the scene, it would have become a live broadcast accident.
"Zheng Yucheng oppa, can you sign it?" Relaxing, picking up the pen and paper that had been prepared a long time ago, Kim Tae-yeon, who was sitting next to Jung Woo-sung, immediately asked cautiously. Although she had already received an autograph for singing before, Kim Taeyeon would not let go of the opportunity to ask for an autograph in person.
"Of course," smiled and took the pen and paper in Kim Taeyeon's hand, Jung Woo-sung signed on the white paper, glanced down at the slightly nervous girl, and said, "By the way, I almost forgot, Taeyeon Xi congratulated you on your debut," he said, pausing from the girl's gaze, and continued the rest of the words, "And thank you for your long-term support to me." ”
"Zheng Yucheng oppa, you already know?"
Hearing Jung Woo-sung's sudden thanks, Kim Taeyeon was slightly stunned, and then blurted out with some surprise.
"Well," looking at the surprised expression of the little ghost captain, Zheng Yucheng nodded a little proudly, "I was familiar with the voice when I heard it before, and it was determined after hearing Zheng Yucheng's oppa." However, Miyane, because of the live broadcast, can't say much. While speaking, Zheng Yucheng had already signed it, but he did not directly hand over the blank paper to the girl, but continued to write a sentence in the back.
"Taeyeon is asking Jung Woo-sung for an autograph, and I want it too."
"Senior, let's take a group photo."
Seeing that the team leader had already taken the initiative to ask for an autograph, the Girls' Generation, who was already a little moved, suddenly took action, and then I don't know who shouted, and immediately surrounded them.
Avoiding the group members who rushed forward to ask for autographs and photos, Kim Taeyeon took the blank paper and looked down at the signatures and the text that followed.
"I wish Taeyeon will always be beautiful like a flower, and I will always support my oppa ^^"
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