Just smoked ...... I was just tempted by Wen Ru's beauty, oh rubbing me will be so wrong, and now I was shocked by the news that Wen Ru can understand the nonsense, and I immediately returned to normal, and pulled Wen Ru's collar up, smelling the yin qi on his body that does not belong to me, I couldn't help but be furious.

Whoa! The people protected by Lao Tzu dare to move, and they don't look at how many catties and taels they have!

In a hurry, I pulled out a whitish ...... from the gentle Heavenly Spirit Cover It's probably a handsome ghost.,Since I know that ghosts can pinch their own faces.,No matter how handsome ghosts I meet.,My heart can't make any waves.。

The ghost was pulled out of Wen Ru's body, and Wen Ru immediately collapsed on top of me, looked at me with crystal clear eyes, and called weakly, "Lord Bird." ”

He fainted gorgeously.

I caught Wen Ru's sliding body in distress, and grabbed the handsome ghost's hand unconsciously hard.

"Ya Butterfly!"

I:! ＠＃＃×＆…… ％￥＃＠！ …… ＆％￥＃＠！ …… %¥#@握了棵大草! Why do you keep encountering these strange ghosts lately! A real shameful face! With one foot on the ghost, my face was very unkind, "Which way, do you know what kind of place this is?" ”

The ghost's eyes lit up, "Netherworld? ”

I:! ＠＃＃×＆…… ％￥＃＠！ …… ＆％￥＃＠！ …… %¥#@"Where the hell are you?" Don't you know that you can't get on the body of an ordinary person? ”

The handsome ghost pursed his lips disdainfully, "Young Master Ben looked much better than this kid when he was alive, and only you ignorant teenagers would like this kind of thin and weak chicken like a scholar who blows down in the wind!" ”

I:! ＠＃＃×＆…… ％￥＃＠！ …… ＆％￥＃＠！ …… %¥#@"Lao Tzu is a woman! 24K pure female ghosts! Where are you blind! I can't even tell that Lao Tzu is a woman! ”

The handsome ghost looked at me in astonishment, his eyes saw the soles of my feet from the top of my head, back and forth several times, and finally stopped on my chest, "Are you really a female ghost?" ”

I puffed out my chest proudly, "Look, I'm a real female ghost. ”

The handsome ghost's face suddenly became not so white, and there was a faint hint of redness, "But...... You don't have breasts. ”

I:! ＠＃＃×＆…… ％￥＃＠！ …… ＆％￥＃＠！ …… %¥#@我拍了拍帅鬼的头, with a look of a person who has come over, "Young man, you are still young, you will know later, when the ghost reaches a certain age, the female ghost's chest will shrink in, and the male ghost's chest will grow." ”

The handsome ghost's bewildered face was immediately replaced with an adoring face, "Senior, you must have been a ghost for tens of millions of years." ”

I:! ＠＃＃×＆…… ％￥＃＠！ …… ＆％￥＃＠！ …… %¥#@快来人啊给老子打死这个熊孩子!

I was poked with a small scar on my chest, and my back was turned to the handsome ghost with a hideous face, and after adjusting my emotions, I turned around and looked at the handsome ghost who was strangled by me and wanted to die again, "Yes, I have lived for tens of millions of years, maybe you are my descendant." ”

The handsome ghost retracted his tongue that had been strangled out, and looked at me with a face that was even more adoring than just now, "My predecessor is so powerful, I am a Confucian scholar who was pit by Qin Shi Huang during the Qin Dynasty, my name is Ren Yao." ”

Burst!!!!!!!!!

"Hello shemale, you call me ......" suddenly remembered a sad thing, I don't have a name yet, "I can't say my name to other ghosts at will, you can just call me a ghost." ”

Enjoying Ren Yao's adoring gaze, I couldn't help but feel a little fluttery, but after stepping on Wen Ru under my feet, I instantly calmed down, "By the way, how did you get on this person's body?" ”

Ren Yao grinned with big white teeth, and the corners of his mouth pulled to the root of his ears, "This person's body is very good, I am the first time to become a god, I didn't expect it to be so easy." ”

This shemale...... There should be some natural treasures and the like, otherwise how can such a low level still have sanity, it stands to reason that people who have died unjustly will die without turning a blind eye, and they will have very powerful mana as soon as they become ghosts (I haven't tried it myself, who knows if it's nonsense), especially like this shemale, when I think of the book burning pit in the Qin Dynasty, my head hurts, and I die so tragically, how can it be......

I looked at Ren Yao with complicated eyes, he was all white, obviously the soul of a saint, this kind of soul is very beneficial to Taoist priests, and it is also very beneficial to ghosts.

Ren Yao is so easy to deceive, how can he survive from the Qin Dynasty to the present?

"Since this is the first time to ascend to the human body, then don't go on it in the future. I think you're new to this big city, and you don't understand a lot of things. ”

Ren Yao nodded as if he didn't understand, "Lord Bird Ghost is reasonable, I'd better be less on the body." ”

Touching Ren Yao's head, a ghost like a little white flower, and it may have been hidden in an unknown place before, a ghost who has lived for so long, maybe he will be able to become a human ghost if he lives a little longer in the future.

It seems that the ghost that this ghost met was me, this ghost is still so weirdly stupid, wiped his face to suppress the urge to complain, and I barely held up a kind smile on my face, "You shouldn't have found a place to stay now, why don't you live with me." ”

Ren Yao was a little surprised, "Lord Bird really wants me to live here?" The Oni-sama is such a nice man, I didn't think I would find a place to live as soon as I came down the mountain. ”

I held back the twitching of the corners of my mouth and helped Wen Ru, who was still lying on the ground, to turn over, making him dizzy more comfortable, "It's good not to dislike it, there's a refrigerator over there, you can sleep in it, it's good for your soul body cultivation." ”

Watching Ren Yao turn around and enter the refrigerator step by step, I picked up Wen Ru, who was still in a coma, into the room, got into his bed and put him on the bed.

Then he closed the door and went out.

How can it be!

The bath towel on Wen Ru's body had already fallen between me and Ren Yao, I couldn't help but look at it just now, and under the pressure of a long needle eye (anyway, ghosts don't have needle eyes), I came in directly with Wen Ru, who was naked, back of mind, this kid is in good shape.

touched Wen Ru's face, and the touch under his hand was as smooth as silk, "Wen Bao'er, don't be in a hurry, I'll come over when I take a bath." ”

This is the first time for people.,Must be white.,I twisted my brisk steps into the bathroom.,Then again, I don't know how long I haven't taken a shower.,How should a ghost take a bath?

Sitting in the super large luxury jacuzzi that can accommodate three people, I put some water and began to rub left and right, washing and washing and couldn't help but sigh a sentence of evil enjoyment.

The soles of my feet suddenly itched a little, and I picked at my feet and picked out a strand of hair, ""