Chapter Twenty-Five: It's Time for the Cave Room
"What medicine?"
Fang Qingya asked hurriedly with a trembling voice, and then hurriedly picked up Liu Mang's backpack that was still on the ground with only a few holes, and poured out all the contents with a "bang".
However, when she saw that these things were all Durex, Viagra, Spanish girls, etc., her complexion first turned red, and then turned iron-blue, and in the blink of an eye, she turned blue and purple.
Even the nose is crooked!
Xiuqiao's nostrils opened and closed rapidly with heavy wheezing; The white teeth bite the soft lips with graceful curves and moderate thickness into deep marks; The delicate chest was violently heaving because of the unusual anger, almost bursting the tight clothes on his body.
"What the hell is this medicine you're going to take?"
In a fit of rage, Fang Qingya couldn't help but burst into a big foul mouth, turned her head, and found that Liu Mang's face had a harmless smile on her face, and when she was staring at her with a smile, an unbearable anger "poofed", from the soles of her feet to her brain!
"I'll kill you bastard!"
As she spoke, she rushed over with a hideous face and fire-breathing eyes, and her two pink fists hammered Liu Mang's body.
Liu Mang suddenly screamed in pain, and said with a hippie smile: "Wife, I have received all your love for me!" β
"Bang!"
A fist with the greatest strength smashed the man's chest, and Fang Qingya said angrily, "Who has love for you?" Less self-inflicted affection there! β
"Hitting is kissing, scolding is love!"
Liu Mang hugged her in his arms and began his crooked reasoning again, "Wife, don't you love me to the bone when you beat and scold me?" β
"You let go of me!"
Fang Qingya roared, broke free from the man's arms, glared at the smiling Liu Mang viciously, and scolded in a low voice:
"Crooked!"
"Crooked reasoning is also reasonable!"
Liu Mang said seriously: "A great man once said that everything that exists has a reason for its existence. β
"And what is your raison d'Γͺtre?"
Fang Qingya glared at him and asked, gritting her teeth, as if she was going to eat him, "In my opinion, you have no reason to exist at all!" β
"Ahh
As soon as he heard this, Liu Mang immediately covered his chest and said in great pain: "Wife, my heart is broken, your words are too hurtful." Or ......"
Looking at his wonderful performance, Fang Qingya suddenly wanted to laugh, but the thought of this bastard being inferior to her again and again made her very annoyed.
However, in the face of his bad stomach and crooked reasoning, she really had nothing to do with Liu Mang, so she could only secretly warn herself:
Be careful in the future, and resolutely don't give this bastard a chance to take advantage of her!
"Or what?"
She looked at him with beautiful eyes, wondering what other crooked reasoning could pop out of Liu Mang's mouth.
"Since you don't think there's any need for me to exist, why don't you think of a way to get me back to the furnace and rebuild it?"
Hearing his extremely serious words, Fang Qingya couldn't hold back any longer, and actually laughed out loud, it was really beautiful like a flower, and it instantly fascinated thousands of men.
Liu Mang's eyes suddenly flashed with heat, he looked at her directly, and said in a low obsession: "Wife, you are so beautiful!" β
"Then you still have to say it!"
After receiving the man's praise, Fang Qingya's heart was beautiful, and she immediately left behind the warning that she was about to beware of Liu Mang, and raised her head proudly, with an intoxicating sweet smile on her delicate face.
"Wife ......"
Liu Mang gasped and said in a low voice, "It's time for us to go to the cave room!" β
"No way!"
Fang Qingya came back to her senses and felt the burning heat in the man's eyes, she said with a flustered expression: "If you can't meet those three conditions, you can't touch me!" β
"Aren't you a scoundrel?"
Liu Mang said with some dissatisfaction, "Among the three conditions, there is no such thing as not being able to cave the house!" β
"I'm just a scoundrel, can't I?"
Fang Qingya said very scoundrelly, she expected that Liu Mang would not dare to use force against herself, if he dared, he would not accept the three unequal treaties, and he would not talk to himself about these crooked reasons.
"I'm adding this now!"
"No way!"
Liu Mang was very annoyed and said: "You just said that there are only three conditions, how can you suddenly add another one?" β
"I didn't think about it just now!"
Fang Qingya said forcefully: "Now that I think about it, this article is very important, and it must be added!" β
"So ......"
Liu Mang suddenly touched his nose and said with a wicked smile: "You Fang Qingya didn't say one or the other, a mouthful of spit and a nail?" β
"I ......"
Fang Qingya's throat rolled a few times, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she couldn't say a word.
Fooled!
Unknowingly, Liu Mang tricked her into a trap that had been dug a long time ago.
Since Fang Qingya can talk and doesn't count, then he naturally doesn't have to abide by those three conditions, the good night is short, so let's hurry up and enter the cave room!
"Okay!"
Fang Qingya's eyes closed, calming down her flustered mood, then opened her eyes, sighed lightly and said, "You won, I forgot that you are also a lawyer, it is really ...... to play this kind of word game in front of you."
Speaking of this, she laughed self-deprecatingly, and then helplessly spit out four words from her mouth word by word:
"Banmen get an axe!"
Liu Mang walked over, looked at her with an indifferent smile on his face, waved his hand, and said very immodestly: "General, third in the country, compared with your wife, a famous barrister in Lin An......"
"Why do you talk so much nonsense?"
Fang Qingya's seductive little mouth pursed, interrupted him angrily, glared at him, and said indignantly: "You have made such a big turn, don't you just want a literal promise?" β
"Smack!"
Liu Mang snapped his fingers, and joked with a straight smile: "Wife, there is really a heart between us?" β
"You've got a big head!"
Fang Qingya muttered angrily, and then, after glaring at him through gritted teeth, she said angrily:
"I ask you, what would you have done if I hadn't written this certificate?"
"Enter the cave room!"
Liu Mang shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands and said, "Anyway, we are already a legal husband and wife, I just put you there, who can say anything?" β
"The law stipulates that even if you are a legal husband and wife, it cannot be against the will of the woman, and if you use force on me, I can still go to the court to sue you for insulting me!" Fang Qingya said eloquently.
As soon as these words fell, Liu Mang smiled evilly, and then, his hands reached out like lightning, hugged her, and threw her on the bed again.
"Now I'll give you a chance to go to court and sue me!"
"Don't!"
Fang Qingya let out a terrible scream, "I'll write you a note......
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