No way! Do you think eyes can kill people? It's all in the novel, or you want to go crazy if you want to travel through the novel.

Chen Pengpeng despised Bi in his heart.

Unexpectedly, not only was she not angry, but she apologized to herself. I also had a good impression of him in my heart, and my face turned a little redder.

"Well, Mr. Urine, we also had something wrong just now, and I apologize to you on behalf of my students." Yu Rou blushed.

Damn, you thief, you really don't have long eyes! Even here are desperately working, but you are good, you actually accompany the mandarin ducks indiscriminately. Good people don't live long! Chen Pengpeng scolded the heavens and complained in his heart.

And at this time, Bi Zhen's heart was so beautiful that she was happy, and she not only got the apology of the beautiful woman but also the favor of the beautiful woman. Kill two birds with one stone, it's really cool and crooked!

"Teacher Yurou, don't be kind like that, you and I are always at fault, right? I think you still have to teach students, right? Then I'll go to class first, and invite you out for a meal when I have time. ”

After urinating, he hurriedly seized the opportunity.

But my heart is very beautiful, and I found an excuse to eat with beautiful women, how can I give up the opportunity? Then he picked up his document and walked out of the door, not forgetting to glare at Chen Pengpeng. At the same time, he said fiercely in his heart: The dead boy dares to insult me in person, you feel good, wait!

"Chen Pengpeng, come here. You don't have to go to class this morning, just memorize the sentences for me here, and I'll spot check every class, so let's start now. ”

The beautiful head teacher finally went crazy, and her face turned from red to black.

Chen Pengpeng's face is even uglier than that of his dead parents.

But the heart is not convinced: What kind of world is this? Didn't you just look at your boobs and thighs? As for that, it is. In today's society, those girls on the street wear low-cut tops, miniskirts and even transparent clothes. People don't mind, what do you mind? Oh my God, what the hell did I do wrong to treat me like this!

The cruel morning made Chen Pengpeng know how dark the world is.

"Damn, Xiaopeng, you are a miscellaneous, is your mother dead? What a bird to be so depressed? ”

Zhou Xiaofeng saw Chen Pengpeng's pretending to be mournful like this, and asked angrily.

"It's good to have a bird, but there is no bird. It's over, it's over, I'm going to break my eggs again this time. ”

Chen Pengpeng continued to pretend to be sad.

"I'm going to you bird feathers, didn't I go to the office! Come back like this? It's a big deal, I invite you to the canteen for a big meal today, and my brother can't help you! ~”

Zhou Xiaofeng said disdainfully.

"Damn, you kid can talk coldly, that person is not you, it's me. I went to the office this morning and didn't write silently, and I added it a thousand times, a thousand times! ”

Chen Pengpeng was very sad.

"Hey, I said Xiaopeng. Two chicken thighs plus one split siu is always fine, right? Brother, I have taken out my net worth, let me go this time, and besides, it's not me who cheated you, if you want revenge, go find our big beauty! ”

Zhou Xiaofeng smirked helplessly.

"I knew you were so righteous that you wouldn't help me copy it a thousand times. Say no more, I won't slaughter you today. In vain, I recognize you as a brother! Wowhaha. ”

Chen Pengpeng is very deceitful.

Zhou Xiaofeng almost foamed at the mouth when he heard his words.

"What's the matter, turning your face is faster than turning the weather, just now you looked like a dead mother, and now you're laughing." It's really careless in making friends, hated for eternity! ”

Zhou Xiaofeng confessed the way.

"Damn, let's go! Still standing here stupid. Even the ones are dying of hunger. After speaking, Chen Pengpeng dragged Zhou Xiaofeng to the dining hall.

"Sad, it's so difficult to eat, there are really too many Chinese, no wonder everyone squeezed out the time of Lei Feng when they got on the bus." What a failure of family planning. ”

Chen Pengpeng sighed sincerely.

"you bird, sigh all day long, it's good to have you eat."

After speaking, he pulled Chen Pengpeng to carry forward the spirit of Lei Feng.

"I said Xiaofeng, it turns out that having a big man has such benefits. In the future, the problem of eating will be on you, and I will be squashed by the crowd before I rush in, seeing that I am so thin and not garbage. ”

Chen Pengpeng said very reasonably.

"you bird, don't bother to pay attention to your chatter."

After speaking, without looking back, she asked for two portions of four meat and one soup from the canteen aunt at the window.

"Hehe, Xiaofeng, you really know the goods, and you know that your brother is thin. After taking so much meat, look at your size, and then divide some points to make up for your body! “

Chen Pengpeng looked at Zhou Xiaofeng pitifully.

"But! You pretend to me, even if you give it all to you, you're not that bird? No matter how long it is, there will be no meat. What a waste of food. “

Zhou Xiaofeng looked at him with disdain.

Just as they were looking for a place to eat, they suddenly heard a sweet voice in their ears.

"Friends, come this way! There's a place here. ”

A beautiful girl was waving her little hand and shouting at Tatsu Pengpeng.

This person is none other than Wei Linlin's school sister.

"Wow, haha! Xiaofeng, we have a place, this time you are touching my light! It's really cool to have a beautiful woman sit and eat today! ”

Chen Pengpeng said shamefully.

Zhou Xiaofeng's contempt, but even his own drooling, like a boar seeing a sow. His eyes are shining, and he looks like a friend again! A man's surname is difficult to change, and the public enemy of beautiful men in the world!

"Linlin, this is my brother Zhou Xiaofeng, you can call him Xiaofeng. Can the two of us really sit like this? ”

Chen Pengpeng looked at the two girls who were next to Wei Linlin and asked.

"Well, they are my sisters, her name is Qiao Heyi, and that is Jia Jingjing."

Wei Linlin pointed to the two girls next to her and blushed.

It turned out that there was a cute little beauty with a doll face standing on the far left, called Qiao Heyi. The other is a girl who looks quiet and delicate, named Jia Jingjing.

"Linlin, he's the Chen Pengpeng you often tell us, right? Why is he not handsome at all, and he is not thin and rubbish, how can you like him? ”

Qiao Heyi flashed her beautiful little eyes, and her little head slanted at Chen Pengpeng and said to Wei Linlin.

Damn, can a handsome person be eaten? But it seems that he is handsome, but he can chase a lot of beautiful girls. But even my mother, she was born like this. Could it be that people are born ugly, so they scold their parents? Besides, if it's ugly, can't you marry a wife and have children? So how many bachelors should there be in the world?

Chen Pengpeng is very contemptuous. (That puppet is a pure man who doesn't see the same as a girl, and the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out.) ）

"Hey, Dead Xiaoyi hates you! How can you talk about people in front of so many people like that? “

Wei Linlin pulled the corner of Qiao Heyi's clothes and said with a blushing face.

"Well, Linlin just said this to him now, but you can't help but help him, so will you pay it back later?"

Qiao Heyi blinked at Wei Linlin and said.

Wei Linlin listened to Qiao Heyi's words, her face became even redder, and she didn't know what to say, so she lowered her head. Playing with his little hands.

"I said cute little sister, what's wrong with my brother not being handsome? That's called normal appearance. Thin because he is maintaining a golden body, aren't you girls still on a hunger strike in order to lose weight and maintain a slim figure? He's only as thin as you girls envy! Hey. ”

Zhou Xiaofeng couldn't help but say hehe.

"You、、、 you, you're shameless!"

Qiao Heyi blushed, and pointed at Zhou Xiaofeng with his little finger.

Zhou Xiaofeng pursed his lips and ignored Yu Qiao Heyi. made her stomp her feet in anger, and almost didn't stretch out her hands to strangle Zhou Xiaofeng to death with both hands. Zhou Xiaofeng's heart is so cool, it's really TMD, it's so exciting.

"Xiaohe, let's eat, don't make trouble. Everyone is friends, and Linlin doesn't dare to speak. ”

Jia Jing, who had not spoken, spoke quietly, and her voice was extremely sweet. It makes people feel very comfortable.

As soon as Jia Jingjing finished speaking, the cute melon seed face turned red. The whole person is shy, and it looks extremely cute and distressing. I can see that Zhou Xiaofeng and Chen Pengpeng look like pig brothers.

"Xiaopeng, what are you doing stupidly? You're such an idiot! You're not hungry, I'm hungry! ”

After speaking, he unceremoniously pulled down Chen Pengpeng's ass and sat opposite the third girl.