023 Rhetoric
"Aren't you drunk, didn't you speak incoherently just now, why did you suddenly become sane?" Chen Bing shook his hand away and said sharply: "Get out, you liar, let me go, I don't want to see you again......"
"Wife, I'm sorry, I was wrong," Yang Jianshe immediately got up from the sofa, knelt on the floor, put his hands around Chen Bing's thighs and said: "You can beat me and scold me, as long as you feel relieved, I will bear everything for you, you must not leave me, woo woo......"
Yang Jianshe actually cried loudly in front of her.
"Come on, I don't need this," Chen Bing was weak by nature, it was the first time she saw her husband kneeling in front of her crying, and she was stunned for a moment, "I just need an honest person, I can forgive you this time, but you have to tell me clearly, why are you fighting with others?" ”
Yang Jianshe stood up and hugged Chen Bing and said, "This morning, I couldn't get in touch with you, so I was in a hurry, so I hurried home from the office."
"After I went home, I saw that you were fine, so I was relieved to come, but you didn't want to pay attention to me, and I didn't know how to comfort you, so I left the house and prepared to rush back to the company.
"On the way back to the company, I was on that bus that was very crowded, and I suddenly saw a thief touching a woman's purse and rushed up to grab the thief's hand.
"The thief saw that I was nosy, and blocked his way of money, and glared at me hatefully, I didn't care at the time, but when I got to the next platform, as soon as the bus stopped, the thief and several big men pushed me out of the car, pressed me to the ground, punched and kicked me, and I became like this......"
"Well, how can this be?" Chen Bing asked worriedly: "When you were beaten, no one saw it?" Why don't you call the police? ”
Yang Jianshe said leisurely: "When I was beaten, I surrounded a large group of people who watched the excitement, because everyone didn't know the reason why I was beaten, no one dared to stand up and speak, some people really couldn't see it, so they called the police, those people saw that things were not good, and the police had not yet arrived, so they ran ......away."
"Then why don't you go to the hospital and get dressed?" Chen Bing reproached.
"It's okay, I'm in good health and can bear it." Yang Jianshe wiped a handful of tears.
"You didn't go to work, what about the afternoon attendance?"
"I asked the unit leader for a few days off when I called, and I was ready to accompany you at home......"
"Then why did you go home and drink?"
"I waited for you at home for a long time and didn't come back, so I went to buy a case of beer and went home, soaked two packs of instant noodles and ate them, but I didn't expect to get drunk......"
Yang Jianshe unashamedly told a big lie in front of his wife, beautifying a complete pervert into a heroic and courageous person, beautifying his ugly soul into a noble virtue, and describing the indignant passengers as a blind stream who turned a blind eye.
The story of his heroic dedication written and directed, as well as his successful performance in exchange for Chen Bing's sympathy, Chen Bing was a little moved, stroked Yang Jianjian's swollen face, and asked distressedly:
"Husband, does it still hurt?"
"Oops, it hurts! Wife, you lighten up......" Yang Jianshe exclaimed exaggeratedly and hugged her again.
Chen Bing hurriedly struggled away from his arms, and said in a reproachful tone:
"You deserve it, see if you dare to meddle in the future."
"Wife, I can't see death without help?" Yang Jianshe touched his head with his hand, pretended to be stupid, and laughed.
When Chen Bing asked him to take off his dirty clothes and take them to the bathroom and throw them into the washing machine, Yang Jianshe pretended to take a mop and mop the floor of the living room.
"Who made you work?" Chen Bing ran out of the bathroom, snatched the mop from his hand, and said distressedly: "You have an injury, you should sit down and rest, let me clean up the ......"
Yang Jianshe smiled gratefully at his wife: "Okay, thank you, wife!" ”。
Yang Jianshe sat back on the sofa, turned on the TV, and watched a TV series called "Golden Wedding" starring Zhang Guoli and Jiang Wenli......
When Chen Bing mopped the floor, he pouted a round buttocks, and in the face of this silly woman, Yang Jianshe showed a subtle treacherous smile.
When Chen Bing carefully cleaned up the foul that Yang Jianshe vomited on the floor, Yang Jianshe kept cocking Erlang's legs, watching TV and looking at her like a big man.
The days when they were together and affectionate, and the romantic times under the moon, came to him one by one.
Once, on countless moonlit nights, they walked hand in hand along the riverside.
When he was tired of walking, Yang Jianshe sat on the riverside pier with her thin waist around her, and Chen Bing's little bird lay in his arms, looking at the deep night sky together, and counting the stars with his hands.
At that time, how soft her voice was, and how bright her smile was.
Yang Jianshe remembered that last night, when she was violent to Chen Bing on impulse, her painful appearance felt guilty, and a feeling of guilt and melancholy arose.
When Chen Bing mopped the floor, her pretty figure swayed in front of Yang Jianjian's eyes, and Yang Jianshe looked at her infatuatedly.
This long-lost look almost moved Chen Bing, but the fear and resentment that had accumulated in her heart for a long time made her a little disgusted by her husband's hypocritical expression.
"Wife, you've worked hard!" Yang Jianshe finally issued a heartfelt word.
"If you know I've worked hard, why do you torture me with tricks?" Chen Bing glanced at him, pursed his lips, and complained, "Are you still a man?" ”
Yang Jianshe swore and said: "Wife, I promise you that I will never dare to deceive you in the future!" ”
"Hmph, you know how to pick up nice words to make me happy, do you think I'm still a three-year-old?" Chen Bing didn't care about Yang Jianjian's words.
After mopping the floor, I picked up a nightgown and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
After taking a shower, Chen Bing put on a nightdress and walked out of the bathroom.
While wiping her cloud-like black hair, she came to the living room, the nightdress she was wearing was very thin, and her whole body was full of youthful atmosphere.
Yang Jianjian's eyes lit up, his two eyes were round and open, his eyes couldn't tell how greedy he was, and he stared at her without blinking.