Although Zhou Xiaochuan felt a little strange, he didn't think much about it, and just asked, "What do the nurses say?" At this moment, as Lin Qingxuan said, he is about to be unable to hold back, and he may erupt at any time.

Zhou Xiaochuan desperately hopes that Lin Qingxuan can bring a solution. Otherwise, he is likely to wet the bed because he can't hold it back!

If you are still wetting the bed in your twenties, this will be known by acquaintances, and you can't laugh to death?

Lin Qingxuan leaned over and took out a urinal from under the hospital bed, and said with a red face: "The nurses said, let me use this to help you get the urine out......"

In fact, the nurses' original words were: "You take the urinal to catch him with your own urinal by yourself, anyway, you are both a couple, what else is there to be embarrassed about?" Although Lin Qingxuan tried her best to explain that she and Zhou Xiaochuan were not a couple, the nurses didn't believe it, in their words, that is: "It's not a couple, you will send him to the hospital in the middle of the night?" Will you stay by his bedside all the time? When we don't understand anything, do we really understand anything? Okay, don't be ashamed, go get the urinal and get him to pee, if it gets to the bed, you have to clean it up. ”

Of course, Lin Qingxuan was embarrassed to say the original words of the nurses, but even so, it made Zhou Xiaochuan dumbfounded, and once wondered if he had heard it wrong: "You take the urinal to me to urine?" This...... How does this work? Otherwise, I'd better keep holding it. ”

Lin Qingxuan adjusted her mentality at this time, although her pretty face was still red, she had already made a decision: "Can you hold it back?" Bedwetting is a small matter, and if something gets sick, it's not good. Let me take the urinal and help you get it out. Okay, don't be embarrassed, I haven't squirmed a woman, what are you pinching like a big man? ”

In Lin Qingxuan's view, his surname was saved by Zhou Xiaochuan. This life-saving grace is greater than the sky, what is the big deal about helping to catch a pee? Besides, although she hasn't touched the man's thing, she has seen it in some movies.

Without waiting for Zhou Xiaochuan to agree, Lin Qingxuan lifted the quilt, clumsily untied his belt, and was about to take off his pants to the end.

"What, you don't have to take off so much, as long as you can take out the words, it will be a ......" Zhou Xiaochuan couldn't move at this time, so he could only be at the mercy of Lin Qingxuan. However, this unprecedented experience, in addition to making him a little embarrassed, made him secretly refreshed.

Soon, Lin Qingxuan took off Zhou Xiaochuan's underwear, stretched out two fingers with one hand to pinch the thing, held the urinal in the other, and shyly urged: "Hurry up and pee." ”

Although her surname is a bit arrogant, this is the first time she has touched a man's thing, and it is difficult not to be shy.

"I want to pee quickly, but it just won't come out," Zhou Xiaochuan replied with a bitter face...... After all, this is the first time to have such an experience, and it is easy for him to be a little uncomfortable, and he really can't pee.

"Why don't I blow it for you?" Lin Qingxuan asked.

Zhou Xiaochuan was taken aback: "What did you say?" Blow...... Blow it? ”

Looking at his reaction, Lin Qingxuan knew what he was thinking, his face, which was already flushed, became more and more red in an instant, and he said in shame: "What are you thinking about, I'm talking about whistling!" ”

Zhou Xiaochuan was very embarrassed, but it was difficult to justify, so he could only muttered in an extremely subtle voice: "Uh, it turned out to be whistling, I thought it was...... However, the reason why I misunderstood is not because what you just said is too easy to make people think about it. In his heart, more or less, there was still a little bit of disappointment.

"What are you muttering?" Lin Qingxuan asked with a frown.

Where did Zhou Xiaochuan dare to tell her the truth, he could only say vaguely: "No...... Didn't mutter. Oh, I'm mean, why don't you blow it? ”

"Hmm." Lin Qingxuan nodded, and really began to whistle. However, after a few crisp and pleasant whistles, Zhou Xiaochuan not only failed to pee, but his words changed, becoming high-chested, hard and hot.

Nima, why is it so good that she can't die, and she reacts at this time?

At this moment, Lin Qingxuan must not be regarded as a lewd man?

Zhou Xiaochuan is here, and he even has the heart to die.

Actually, it's no wonder that Zhou Xiaochuan is doing this. After all, he is still an innocent little virgin, and this experience is too exciting for him. Although he tried his best to control it, how could this physiological reaction be controllable if he said that he could control it?

The atmosphere in the hospital room became awkward because of this discordant change.

The faces of the two people are also red like monkey butts......

The only thing to be thankful for is that Zhou Xiaochuan's [urine holding reaction] did not last long, and under the effect of Lin Qingxuan's whistle, he soon urinated a big bubble.

After taking the urine, Lin Qingxuan first helped Zhou Xiaochuan put on his pants and covered the quilt, and then carried the urinal into the bathroom to rinse. When she was done with these things, she blushed and said, "Is there anything else I want to do?" If not, I'll buy you something to eat. ”

"Go ahead." Zhou Xiaochuan said that the degree of his blush was not much worse than Lin Qingxuan.

Lin Qingxuan turned around and walked out of the ward, and after more than ten minutes, she returned to the ward with two bowls of steaming corn porridge. And after a period of calmness, the expressions of both of them have returned to normal. Of course, it is unknown whether this heart has also returned to normal as it looks.

"I wanted to buy you something delicious, but on second thought, you just woke up, and it would be better to eat something refreshing and easy to digest, so I bought polenta. Come, open your mouth, I'll feed you......"

Lin Qingxuan first thoughtfully and meticulously fed Zhou Xiaochuan a bowl of polenta, and then picked up another bowl of corn porridge and ate it. After this whole night of tossing, she also spent a lot of physical strength, and she was already hungry.

After filling up alone, Lin Qingxuan said again: "Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to tell you that Director Liu of our Fangting County Public Security Bureau just called me and asked if you were awake and wanted to visit you, and by the way, thank you for your contribution to the arrest of Gao Chuanxing." ”

Zhou Xiaochuan knew that there was still a little embarrassment between the two, so he took this opportunity to make a joke: "Is it just thanks?" Don't have a bit of a real surname reward? First of all, let's make it clear, we don't want pennants or anything, let's discount them. ”

Although he knew that he was joking, Lin Qingxuan couldn't help laughing, shook his head and said softly: "Why do you think about money all the time?" Vulgar! ”

Zhou Xiaochuan smiled: "No way, for the sake of money, no matter how vulgar we are, we will admit it." After all, no matter how good this thing is, it can't be eaten as a meal. ”

"You, don't worry, the bonus or something, it's definitely yours." After laughing a few words, Lin Qingxuan took out her mobile phone and looked at the time: "Look at this time, it should be almost there, right?" As he spoke, the door of the ward was pushed open, and a large group of people poured into the ward like a tide, instantly surrounding the hospital bed where Zhou Xiaochuan was lying.

Among these people, there are officials in straight suits, police officers in uniform, and of course, at least reporters with voice recorders and cameras on their shoulders.

I'll it!

Isn't this battle a bit big?

I knew that there were still reporters coming, so I should have asked Lin Qingxuan to help me get the haircut, and I could have recruited my girlfriend or something on the TV news.

Now that my decadent appearance is on TV, isn't it to blind the audience's titanium alloy dog eyes? In that case, how can I find a girlfriend?

Isn't this Nima a cheating father?

No one would have thought that Zhou Xiaochuan, who was in front of the flash and the camera, was actually thinking about these things.

(ahem...... For the chapter name, I want to go to the wall crookedly! Finally, ask for tickets and collections~)