Chapter 306 Invite Disaster and Invite Disaster
Jiahao was fighting with Biaozi, at this time, I saw the elephant rolling a bucket, the water in the bucket splashed everywhere, the elephant came to Jiahao's side, the bucket with the long nose rolled was put on Jiahao's side, the splashing Jiahao was all over, Jiahao "ah", but he still liked to touch the elephant's long trunk.
The elephant rolled up Jiahao with his long trunk, swaying left and right in the air, Jiahao hadn't been "played" by an elephant like this for several days, he giggled, it was very funny.
When the children saw Jiahao being swept by an elephant, they all clapped their hands and shouted, "Uncle Jiahao, is it fun?" Is it fun? β
Professor Chen watched the elephant roll up Jiahao, and said with a smile: "Jiahao is still the happiest, he has raised so many animals, they are all so powerful." β
"Alright, let me down." Jia Hao patted the elephant's long trunk and said.
As soon as Jia Hao finished speaking, he saw the elephant fanning his ears and gently put Jia Hao on the ground.
At this time, Biaozi walked to Jiahao's side, kicked the elephant's foot with his foot and said, "Let you make trouble, delay my time, I still have to eat roast wild boar." β
After Biaozi finished speaking, he turned around and prepared to set up a fire grill to roast wild boar.
When he turned around, he saw the elephant raise its long trunk, roll up the biaozi vigorously, and sway desperately from side to side in the air.
"Damn elephant, you let me down, hurry up and let me down." Biaozi shouted angrily.
"Haha, who told you to bully others, you deserve it." Jiahao said with a smile.
"Haha, haha." Everyone present laughed.
Jiahao was rolled up by the elephant just now, and the amplitude of the elephant's swing was not very large, but Biaozi was different, the elephant was rolled up from his back, so he couldn't see it. Not very comfortable, and the elephant swings a lot.
Biaozi still shouted: "Damn elephant, you let me down quickly, if you don't let me down again, you be careful that I will kill you today and roast you." β
Biaozi's voice was very loud, although the elephant was not a human, and it felt like he couldn't understand what Biaozi was saying, but the elephant of Jiahao seemed to be able to understand.
It swayed left and right, up and down in the air, with no pattern at all. It's like he's shaking his head like crazy.
"Haha, you and my elephant don't understand, do you? If you say that about my elephant again, it will make you more comfortable. Jia Hao laughed.
"Stinky Jiahao, hurry up and let it let me down, I'm afraid." Biaozi yelled at Jia Hao.
"You know scared. What did you do earlier? Who told you to bully it? Jiahao laughed again.
"Dead elephant, smelly elephant. Hurry up and put me down. Biaozi still screamed.
At this time. The elephant swayed much more and at a much faster speed.
"Ah......hh Help me...... Help......" Biaozi cried out, his voice could be described as killing a pig.
"Alright, baby, hurry up and let your elephant let Biaozi down, don't tease him anymore." Grandpa looked at the ghost crying wolf and howling Biaozi and felt distressed.
"Okay. For my grandfather's sake, I'll help you plead, I don't know. Jiahao looked at Biaozi, who was still crying wolf, and said.
"Okay, Jiahao, don't make trouble. He was very timid. Wanjuan also helped Biaozi intercede.
Jiahao walked to the elephant's side, patted the elephant's big ear, lifted the elephant's ear again, and said to the elephant's ear: "Okay, put him down, he doesn't dare now." β
Everyone is watching Jiahao's actions, this elephant is not a human, how can he understand Jiahao's words?
"Hurry up and put me down, hurry up and put me down." Biaozi magnified the decibel and shouted.
At this time, I saw that the elephant suddenly put the biaozi down from the sky, and many people shouted in fright when they saw the elephant's actions: "Ah......"
This is no joke, everyone knows the strength of the elephant, and if this is thrown hard, this biaozi must not be injured.
Just when everyone was scared, I saw that the elephant had put the biaozi nearly a meter and a half from the ground and stopped, not shaking its head like just now.
"Hurry up and put me down." Biaozi's voice was almost hoarse, but the elephant wouldn't put him down.
"Okay elephant, put him down." Jia Hao patted the elephant's big ears again and said.
At this time, I saw the elephant stretch out its trunk violently, and I saw Biaozi fall to the ground like a ball.
"Ahh Biaozi shouted.
His ass fell to the ground, and the biaozi who was sitting on the ground touched his ass and said, "My ass, my ass, this damn elephant, sooner or later I will eat it." β
The elephant threw the biaozi to the ground, and he shook himself away, fanning his big ears as he went. The long nose floats up and down in the air.
"You kid is such a bad beater, who told you to mess with it?" Jia Hao said with his help to Biaozi.
"Haha, butt shattered." The children clapped their hands and shouted.
"you, gloating things, get out of my way." Biaozi said as he glared at the children.
"Haha, it's so fun, it's so fun, Uncle Biao's ass is half, haha." The children gathered around and laughed.
Jiahao helped Biaozi up, Biaozi touched his ass with his right hand, stared at the children with his eyes that were left and said, "You are still shouting, hurry up and come and help me." β
I saw that the children were still the same as just now, not only did no one come to help Biaozi, but they laughed louder.
"Which of you will help me? Whoever comes, I give money to whom. Biao Zi said with a smile, he knew that this child was like that, he was very easy to coax, as long as he gave money. Besides, these children are so naΓ―ve in the first place.
"I'll help you."
"I'll come, I'll come."
"I'll come, I'll come."
It was as if the children had seen a treasure, and as if the biaozi was a big piece of fat meat, and every child wanted to take a bite. The children desperately wanted to help Biaozi.
Jia Hao watched the children swarm over, and he saw that the posture cracked. I saw the children squeezing up as if they had grabbed some treasure.
Some are pulling Biaozi's arms, some are pulling their clothes, some are pulling their pants, anyway, there are all of them, but none of them are serious to support.
"What did you do just now? I don't have any money just now, I want you to help. You just don't help it, how can you help it now? Biaozi looked at the children and said.
"Hehe, Uncle Biao, I'll help you." Da Mao said with a smile.
Of course, there was no one to help me just now, but now it's different, now it's rich, and if you don't earn money, you're a fool. Who can't get along with money? Everyone knows that money can buy candy to eat.
"You little money junkies." Biaozi pointed to the children.
"Plop!"
I only heard a tragic sound, and Biaozi fell heavily to the ground, only to see that many children also fell. But those children didn't hurt at all when they fell, because there was a meat pad underneath.
"Ahh It hurts, you guys go away for me, hurry up and go away, it's crushing me. "Biaozi was pressed to the bottom. He shouted.
It's really unlucky today, I wanted to roast the wild boar quickly. He wanted to eat wild boar. But at the beginning, the elephants were making trouble, and now it is this group of bears and children making trouble, when will they be able to eat roast wild boar?
"Uncle Biao, why can't you stand?" The handsome man of the village said.
Da Mao was not as lucky as the other children, although he also fell on Biaozi's body, but one of his legs was crushed by Biaozi.
"Ahh Uncle Biaozi. You've pressed your legs. Hurry up and get away, you're so heavy. Da Mao shouted.
Fortunately, it's Da Mao who is pressed, if it's someone else, it's miserable, Da Mao's body is still relatively powerful after all.
"Rise up to those above you. You're still lying there on purpose, aren't you? You're not going to get up, are you? Biaozi said angrily.
I'm really unlucky today, and I don't know what shit luck I had, and now I'm actually being pressed by a group of children.
The buttocks, which were slightly better just now, are now falling to the ground again, and this time so many children are pressing.
"Hurry up, I can't stand it anymore." Biaozi said again.
"Hurry up, get up, Uncle Biao still has meat on him." I don't know which kid said that.
Everyone got up, and the last thing left was Biaozi, and he said angrily: "You children, I didn't spend money to find you to press me." β
"Haha, hurry up and pull Uncle Biao up." Da Mao, who got up, said.
Da Mao finished speaking, and saw that the children were helping Biaozi up again.
"Uncle Biao, your body is so dirty." Jiahui looked at Biaozi and said.
"I'm dirty, are you still stunned? Hurry up and dust it off for me. Biaozi looked at Jiahui and just said that he didn't know how to help.
"Okay, I'll help you with the dusting, but you're going to have to pay me money for a drink tonight." Jiahui said with a smile.
"You girl, you still ask me for conditions." Biao Zi pointed to Jiahui's little head and said.
"Okay, I'll buy it for you, hurry up." Biaozi said impatiently.
"What are you still doing? Let's dust it off together, and then we will have a drink at night. Jiahui happily greeted everyone and said.
"Okay, okay, there's a drink in the evening." The children screamed again.
This time, the children beat Biaozi's body indiscriminately, regardless of whether he had ash on his body or not, and hit him directly.
"Oh, ah, it hurts, you guys, slow down." Biaozi touched his buttocks, which had been thrown twice, and said.
"Let's tap, tap." The children said.
Rural children are cute, as long as there is something delicious, they must work hard, and you are "satisfied".
"Alright, alright, no more dusting, no more dusting." Biaozi asked everyone to stop and say.
"Hurry up over there, Uncle Jiahao seems to have roasted the wild boar, it's so fragrant." Li Xing saw that Jiahao had already put the wild boar on the grill and roasted it.
"Let's go, go over there, and eat wild boar." The children rushed to Jiahao's side.
"You children, go wherever you have food, no, I'm going to eat too, you wait for me." Biaozi touched his ass and limped towards Jia Hao.
Grandpa and the other adults laughed when they saw a monkey like Biaozi, this Biaozi is really wonderful, and the children grabbed food. (To be continued......)