Chapter 13: Gifts
Shangguan Nengren's shit luck is very strong, and he has touched any shit luck.
Last year, Xiang Beibei celebrated his birthday, he inadvertently offended Xiang Beibei, and was kicked away by Xiang Beibei, but in the end, he made a mistake and used a happy birthday music box to make Xiang Beibei feel good.
And today, the sweet and sour fish that was originally only prepared for himself suddenly remembered that this dish is also Li Bingjie's favorite food.
Seeing that the corners of Li Bingjie's eyes were moist with emotion, the back of the competent person was sweating: I can't say it! You can't tell the truth even if you die!
On the dinner table.
Shangguan looked at the three people who were secretly swallowing saliva, and smiled slightly: "Uncle, aunt, Bingjie, all taste my craftsmanship, welcome criticism and correction." β
"Well, taste, taste." Li Xinfeng has a fork in his left hand and chopsticks in his right hand: "Eat!" Eat! β
Li Xinfeng and Sun Xifang secretly tasted it just now, the delicious food they had never tasted made them intoxicated physically and mentally, they were all their own family members, and they didn't have to be self-conscious at this time, throw off their cheeks and eat!
Li Xinfeng and Sun Xifang both ate a big pot of rice back then, and they didn't have to eat if they didn't grab it quickly, and this habit has been retained for many years, and eating is called a gobble.
Looking at the uncle and aunt who were reincarnated by the starving ghost, and then looking at Li Bingjie, who chewed slowly like a lady and behaved elegantly, Shangguan was secretly glad: Fortunately, Bingjie didn't learn this vice.
After eating a meal, looking at the table again, the cups and plates were in disarray, and the Tao was at the bottom, Li Xinfeng and Sun Xifang were sweating in their heads, their faces were red, their stomachs were bulging, and they looked up to the sky and sighed: "Hold me to death......"
Although Li Bingjie has been chewing slowly, she finally ate too much, her small stomach bulged slightly, and she got up and cleaned up the table with difficulty.
"Bingjie, I'll come!" Shangguan got up and exhaled, he was pulled by Li Xinfeng to drink half a catty of liquor just now, his body was hot, and his head was a little dizzy.
This feels good, Shangguan Nengren doesn't want to use mana to expel the alcohol smell.
When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep with the flowers; Half-awake and half-drunk, day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year.
Shangguan people are dizzy, and they have the urge to see through the suffering of the world, and they only want to be drunk on the knees of beautiful women.
"Brother, don't move, I'll come!" Seeing that Shangguan was a capable man with a hint of drunkenness, Li Bingjie gently pushed him: "You have made so many delicious foods, don't be busy with the rest." β
Bingjie, you still feel sorry for me!
Shangguan was very moved.
What makes a good daughter-in-law? As long as you do a little bit, the daughter-in-law who will feel sorry and take care of her husband is a good daughter-in-law. Of course, if it hurts and takes care of your parents-in-law together, it will be more perfect.
In terms of in-laws, Shangguan people have nothing to worry about, their parents have always been Li Bingjie's uncles and aunts, kissing and kissing, less troubles about running-in, sometimes Shangguan people also sigh, if the children born between close relatives are not so problematic, I am afraid that there will not be so many things in this world that are not in harmony with mother-in-law.
Let's make a bold assumption, once some crazy biologist develops a drug or method that can produce normal offspring between close relatives in the future, the world must be very 'river crab'.
At present, Shangguan people have no time to care about the future, he is very lucky, glad that his cousin is adopted, since he was a childhood sweetheart, he has both family affection, and can enjoy love unscrupulously, Shangguan people feel that they are the happiest people in the world.
The tables, chairs, dishes and chopsticks were cleaned up, Shangguan and Li Bingjie were sitting together, and uncle and aunt were sitting opposite, and the two were holding the clothes bought by Shangguan.
"I bought it by impression, do you see if it fits? If it doesn't fit, I'll take it back and change it. β
"It's suitable, it's right at first glance." Sun Xifang's smiling face is like a chrysanthemum, a silver-gray tweed coat, a black turtleneck, black leggings, and a pair of coffee-colored high boots, it is simply too fashionable, and this dress looks high-end, and it can't be taken down for thousands of yuan.
"Well, that's good." Li Xinfeng looked at his black windbreaker, silver-gray short top, black slacks, with a black crocodile belt, a pair of black leather shoes, and smiled like a bun: "Wife, go, try it in the house!" β
"Good!" Sun Xifang couldn't wait, and immediately ran to the bedroom with Li Xinfeng holding clothes and shoes.
As soon as the bedroom door closed, Shangguan Nengren looked at Li Bingjie with a hint of envy and loss in his eyes, and smiled slightly: "Actually, I also want to buy you a dress, but I haven't seen you for two years, and I don't know your size, don't blame me!" β
Li Bingjie shook her head lightly, and her voice was soft: "It's not strange." β
It's not strange in his mouth, but he can't hide the disappointment on his face.
Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly: "But I bought you other gifts, you must like it." β
Li Bingjie blinked her big watery eyes, which were full of surprise and longing.
"Look!" Shangguan took out a small gift box wrapped in colored paper from a pile of things and handed it to Li Bingjie: "It's for you." β
"What is this?" Li Bingjie looked at this small box, which was about the same size as the box she used to buy an alarm clock.
"Open it and take a look." Shangguan Nengren smiled.
Li Bingjie glanced at Shangguan Nengren, blushed, and slowly opened the gift box with anticipation, finally revealing the true face of Lushan.
"This ...... It's a phone!? The mobile phone box of Love Crazy Five appeared in front of Li Bingjie's eyes, but unfortunately Li Bingjie has no research on mobile phones, and I don't know what Love Crazy Five means?
But this is enough to make Li Bingjie happy, there are some rich classmates in her class, who keep their mobile phones with them all day long, either texting or chatting about penguins at school, or playing games, which makes Li Bingjie envious.
Seeing that Li Bingjie liked it so much, Shangguan Nengren was very happy: "Do you like it?" β
"Brother, is this really for me?" Li Bingjie took the phone out of the box, and the surprise in her eyes couldn't be hidden.
"Of course, this is my careful selection, Love Crazy Five is currently the most advanced smartphone in the world, this white more than 5,000, I originally wanted to buy myself a black one, but I have a Samsung, I haven't used it for a few months, and I am not willing to change it."
It's not that he is reluctant, Samsung is a gift from Xin Yuyuan, and he will not change Xin Yuyuan's mind casually.
"Ahh Five...... More than five thousand!? This ......" Li Bingjie's hand shook and almost threw his phone on the ground.
Shangguan Nengren was startled, and quickly grabbed her hand steadily: "Don't shake!" It's broken, and there's nowhere to change it. β
Shangguan was able to stroke Li Bingjie's little hand, it was so soft! It's so slippery! Electrified! It's comfortable!
Li Bingjie came back to her senses, pulled out her hand with a red face, stared at her phone, and played with it unconsciously.
"Hehe...... Shangguan was a little embarrassed and laughed dryly: "What ......?"
Quickly lifted the notebook box and said, "I also bought you a notebook, do you like it?" β
"Ahh Still...... And notebooks? Wave after wave of surprises, Li Bingjie was smashed.
"Well, it's also Apple's, more than 10,000, in addition, I have a year's wireless network card, Internet access in the province at any time, but only 200 hours a month, and there will be an additional charge for obsolescence, you remember to check the time regularly in the future, don't use it." The competent person opened the box, took out the white Apple notebook, plugged in the mouse and wireless network card, and turned it on.
Li Bingjie's eyes moved to the laptop screen, saw the win8 system interface, and said softly: "Brother, I don't know much about this system, Dad's computer has always been XP." β
"XP universality is strong,But now the best system is Win8,There is this system,You don't even need to install antivirus software,The system comes with a very powerful function,Viruses basically can't get inγ This Apple is exactly the same as Shangguan Nengren's own one, he used win8 for a few months, and he didn't install antivirus software, but he didn't get poisoned more than half a time, which shows how powerful the system is.
Entering the interface, the functional person pointed to the wireless connection icon on the desktop: "This is wireless Internet software, double click the back point to connect, and look ...... went up. β
After connecting to the Internet, the functional person clicked on the browser, logged in to Tudou, clicked on a video, and the video was played very smoothly.
Shangguan smiled and said: "The wireless network card is an eight-megabit network speed, which is faster than the 6 megabit network speed of an ordinary family, and I ...... it."
Shangguan Nengren flipped through it, took out a flat cardboard box, and said: "I also bought a laptop table, wooden, it may not be good-looking, but it is durable, you lie on the bed at night, put the table in front of you, put a notebook, plug in headphones, and do whatever you want." β
Seeing that Shangguan had prepared so much for himself, Li Bingjie's eyes were filled with a hint of joy and emotion: "Brother, thank you." β
"Huh? What the? The video was too loud, and Li Bingjie's voice was too quiet, and Shangguan was able to hear it clearly.
"I didn't ...... It's nothing. Li Bingjie blushed and stared at the computer screen, holding Ai Crazy Wu with both hands, and the previous trace of loss had already been thrown to Java: Brother...... It's true...... Thank you.
"Little talented, let's see if my uncle is handsome?" As soon as the door of the master bedroom opened, Li Xinfeng walked out in a new dress, and walked out, I don't know if Fa Ge has seen too much, and he also gave himself a little brother-like sunglasses, and a black windbreaker stood up and shook it, which really has a little bit of the charm of Brother Ma.
"You're old, what's handsome?" Sun Xifang pushed Li Xinfeng from behind, Li Xinfeng stumbled, and Sun Xifang appeared brightly.
Sun Xifang shook her silver-gray tweed coat, clicked under her feet, walked a few catwalks, turned around, and sent a basket of autumn spinach to everyone, posing as a 'soak': "Is it good-looking?" β
"Cut! Woman forty tofu scum! Li Xinfeng confided in his broken mouth, and the angry Sun Xifang raised his eyebrows: "Old Bangzi!" Who do you say is tofu dregs? β
"I said a forty-year-old woman, what? Did you take your own seat? β
"Phew! This girl is only eighteen years old, and she is far from tofu dregs! Old Bangzi! β
"Who's the old man? This guy is only sixteen years old, and he still has a lot of youth! β
"Disgusting!"
"It's better than your stinky beauty!"
Not again...... Shangguan shook his head and closed the notebook: "Bingjie, go to your house!" I'll show you how to use win8. β
Li Bingjie looked at the situation in front of her and nodded lightly.
(To be continued)