Chapter 122: Brother Ye Tang wants to bend his waist
Ye Tang hadn't eaten yet, Luo Yao made him a bowl of noodles, and there were two big poached eggs on the noodles, although he was angry today, but he couldn't be hungry, it seemed that he was too calm today, and he couldn't be blamed for it.
Besides, he is not very old, there is no need to worry so much about him, the little hairy monkey has always been so skinny.
After eating a bowl of noodles and eating the poached eggs, as soon as Ye Tang put the bowl down, Luo Yao began to ask again, asking, "What is the second half of that poem?" ”
The third brother should not ask this question, thinking about it, Luo Yao also felt that there was no need to care so much, anything could happen on the Internet, and she did have to bear some responsibility, so he shouldn't hide it from him when he asked at the beginning.
And what he said is right, he is her father's disciple, it is normal to have that concern, not only should he not be blamed, but he should also be praised, it is rare to be able to think so much about her father.
In other words, the masterpieces of the Yunda Forum did appear by coincidence, almost at the same time as when he suddenly burst out with such poems, how can there be so many demons in the world? I should have thought it was him a long time ago.
Luo Yao began to reflect, it seemed that she was indeed too stupid.
Ye Tang wiped his mouth, and when he saw that Luo Yao had already lost his anger, he said, "Didn't you say that there is no lower half of the rhyme for the time being?" How do you know? ”
The news of the 'Yiyuan Poetry Club' spread too quickly, Luo Yao didn't seem to have gone?
Seeing him wipe the corners of his mouth with his hand, Luo Yao pursed her lips in disgust and threw a roll of tissues to him, can you not wipe it with your hands? What a sloppy dead boy.
Luo Yao threw the tissue over, and Ye Tang smiled awkwardly: "Thank you." "Actually, it's nothing, the corners of my mouth are not stained with soup, but I just rub it habitually.
"You are not allowed to wipe it with your hands in the future, you know? It's dirty. Luo Yao glared at him, and then said: "Just like a pig, it has already been spread all over the Internet, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy named 'Ye Tang' made a half-rhyme, a divine text, that 'Ye Tang' is not you or who?" ”
The matter of the 'Yiyuan Poetry Club' is like a gust of wind, spreading on the Internet, and you can see many posts about the 'Yiyuan Poetry Club' when you wander around, and some of them have even made headlines on major websites, although many of them have mistaken Ye Tang's name, but Luo Yao can still see at a glance that it is definitely Ye Tang, a dead boy.
And a certain post also described that before Ye Tang's work "Ai Lian Said", he also folded a lotus flower and gave it to a little fairy-like girl in a white costume dress, the little girl was also fourteen or fifteen years old, linking this series, except for Ye Tang and Lin Yan, Luo Yao couldn't think of anyone else.
Ye Tang was a little surprised and said, "Isn't it?" Spread so fast? "The paparazzi weren't so fast!
Luo Yao glanced at him, too lazy to discuss this, and said: "You must have a lower rhyme in that poem, I don't believe that you will only have half of the upper rhyme." With her understanding of Ye Tang, it would be strange if he only had half of it.
Ye Tang gave her a strange look, this Luo Yao chick actually knew him quite well, and her intelligence seemed to be about to catch up with his little fairy.
But Ye Tang could only play sloppy with her, and he hadn't thought about it yet, and said: "I really didn't, I just thought out of Shang Run, I said it at that time because I wanted those talented people and talented women to help me think about the second half of the Run, such an atmospheric work, and the first half of the Runa is already a search for intestines and stomachs, they are all great talents with peerless literary talents, there are many people with great strength, and everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high, maybe they will really make a peerless masterpiece with the strength of everyone." ”
"Spring Snow in Qinyuan" is definitely a peerless masterpiece, but it depends on helping the sour literati to make up for it, and Ye Tang is actually not optimistic at all, it is not something that ordinary people can make.
Seeing that he was so sure, Luo Yao was a little unsure, but still said, "You did that on purpose to anger that Zhu Changzhi, right?" Don't lie to me again, or you'll look good. ”
Luo Yao threatened, Ye Tang was a little painful, sat next to her and said, "Actually, it's not that there is no lower rhyme, it's just not easy to say." "Don't hide it from her, in case you get mad about this in the future, it's hard to say if the chastity of the first kiss can be kept at that time.
There are some things that can't be done again.
As soon as Ye Tang said this, Luo Yao's eyes lit up, and she was a little uneasy, but her eyes immediately narrowed again, this dead boy really had a second half, and he almost deceived her again.
But he can admit it now, at least he didn't confess after many days like the 'third brother', and he spared him this time.
"What's the second half?" Luo Yao asked a little excitedly, for that half of the word, she also had a feeling of wanting to swallow Ye Tang alive and strangle her, how could such a good word be only half a word? God doesn't tolerate it.
Seeing that she was so eager, Ye Tang said: "The second half of the rhyme is actually like this, Luo Yao is so delicate, leading Ye Tang's brother to bend his waist, cherish Xi Shi Yuhuan, slightly lose the beauty, Zhaojun Mink Zen, slightly inferior to coquettish, a generation of empresses, Wu Cao Mei Niang, only know the face of the little white face, all the past, count the fairy characters, and look at Luo Yao." ”
Some of the Tang Dynasty still haven't changed, Ye Tang made things up blindly for a while, Luo Yao frowned when he heard it, but he couldn't help but laugh, this dead boy is too improper, are the four beauties of ancient times as unbearable as he said? There is also Empress Wu Zetian, who is a generation of arrogant masters, and he has become an emperor who only knows how to raise noodles in his mouth, which is too infuriating.
Also, how many times did he dare to call himself Brother Ye Tang in front of her?
"I'll make you bend your waist, I'll make you bend your waist! You little pervert." Luo Yao's smile trembled, and when she saw that he put his hand on her lap again, she slapped it off and then pulled his ear up.
This little pervert is really annoying, and he always takes advantage of her today.
Ye Tang can make up this out-of-tune article, then he must have a complete version, twisted his ears and said: "Be serious, dead boy, don't touch it, you know?" What exactly is the second half of the ruffle? Stop talking nonsense! ”
As soon as he was full, he was pulled by his ears, Ye Tang was a little helpless, this Luo Yao is really difficult to change her bad temper, she knows how to bully people.
Ye Tang said: "I can't help it, don't twist my ears, I'll tell you the second half." Fang Cai really couldn't help it, who called her legs so white? I didn't pay attention for a moment and got on it.
Luo Yao was wearing shorts, a large part of her thighs were exposed, white and symmetrical, I don't know what's going on, I always want to touch her today, it seems that she is a little spermy, and Ye Tang is helpless.
Hurry up and want the little fairy to go, otherwise Luo Yao won't seduce him, it is estimated that he will not be able to stand it, the combination of the fairy and the goddess is a man who can't help it.
Luo Yao didn't want to keep plucking his ears, so he quickly let go, he always seemed to be angry with this dead boy, first, he was thick-skinned, and second, he was not old, so he couldn't do anything at all.
In Luo Yao's heart, Ye Tang has always been a child, although he seems to be a little lustful, but he is not so excessive and can be forgiven.
"Jiang. Mountain. As. This. Many. Jiao, leading countless heroes to bend their waists, cherish the Qin Emperor and Han Wu, slightly lose the literary style, Tang Dynasty Liaozu, slightly inferior to coquettish, a generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, only know how to bend the bow and shoot the eagle, all in the past, several romantic figures, but also look at the present dynasty. ”
Luo Yao let go of his ears, and Ye Tang began to read the second half of the rhyme, this world was probably in the Song Dynasty, and there was also a Liao state in the north, and it was destroyed after nearly twenty years of establishment, and Genghis Khan of the Mongol Empire, both of them were heroes, although they were not very satisfied with the change, but they also made do.
"The scenery of the northern country, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow. Looking inside and outside the Great Wall, only reckless; Up and down the river, suddenly lost and surging. Mountain dance silver snake, the original Chi wax elephant, want to be higher than the heavenly public test. It must be a sunny day, and look at the red dress, which is extraordinarily enchanting.
River. Mountain. As. This. Many. Jiao, leading countless heroes to bend their waists. Regret the Qin Emperor and Han Wu, slightly lose the literary style; Tang Dynasty Liaozu is slightly less coquettish; A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, only knows how to bend the bow and shoot the eagle. The past, the number of romantic figures, but also look at the present. ”
Ye Tang read out the second half of the rhyme, Luo Yao's eyes widened, this second half of the rhyme is so domineering, it is completely in line with the atmosphere of the first half of the rhyme, she has also hollowed out her mind in the lower half of the rhyme for a long time, but she just didn't come up with such a domineering sentence, this dead boy is simply too godly!
Luo Yao was very surprised, such heroic words are really impossible for ordinary people to think of, the new words in the past are all some secluded resentment, children's affection, how can there be such a majestic, bold and heroic, unprecedented, unparalleled in the world!
This is definitely a masterpiece, Luo Yao is a little distracted, and she really wants to take a look at Ye Tang's skull to see why he is so demonic.
Ye Tang saw that Luo Yao was shocked again, and sighed and said, "It's not so good, I don't think the Liao ancestor of the Tang Sect Liao Ancestor doesn't rhyme much, if only it could be changed." ”
The original word is Song Zu, Song is the fourth tone, and Liao is the second tone, the rhyme is not right, Ye Tang is still a little dissatisfied.
Hearing him say this, Luo Yao also nodded, thought for a while, and then said, "Why don't you change it to Zhao Zu?" Four tones is better. ”
"Zhao Zu? What came from? "Ye Tang is a little baffled.
Luo Yao glared at him and said, "Don't you study history?" During the period of Tang Huizong, wasn't the country divided for a period of time? Zhao Zu is Li Xianyao, the sixth grandson of Taizong, and Huizong is his own uncle, he and Huizong fell out and established a Zhao State, the two fought for almost 30 years, and almost caught Huizong. ”
Luo Yao looked very disdainful, Ye Tang smiled embarrassedly, he really didn't expect so much, Zhao Zu really has such a person, don't look at the Tang Dynasty has been inherited for more than a thousand years, but there are also all kinds of wars and divisions in such a long time, this Zhao ancestor Li Xianyao is also a generation of heroes, established a country within a country Zhao Guo, but unfortunately his descendants are not angry, he died within twenty years before he decayed, and was destroyed by Huizong's grandson Tang Ningzong Li Ai, and he was beheaded all over the house.
What Luo Yao said made a little sense, Ye Tang said admiringly: "It makes sense, if you admire it, let's change it to Zhao Zu, Luo Yao, you are so smart, I haven't figured it out after thinking about it for a long time, I will understand as soon as you say it, sure enough, the woman doesn't let her eyebrows go, amazing." ”
Ye Tang looked admiring, and Luo Yao glanced at him with a smile: "What's amazing, it's your words that are good, it's just a little flaw, in fact, you already have this half-run, right?" You deliberately want to fix that surname Zhu, right? ”
Luo Yao felt very comfortable with Ye Tang's praise, at least helped him change one word, don't look at it as a word difference, but it is this word difference that makes the whole poem rhyme go to another level, and it is impossible to say that you are unhappy.
Ye Tang nodded: "Yes, that old man surnamed Zhu bullied me, so I wanted to teach him a lesson, but fortunately I didn't pronounce this second half of the rhyme at that time, otherwise it would be a shame, or Luo Yao, hello, you won't make fun of me." ”
Seeing her so happy, Ye Tang praised her vigorously, and Sister Luo Yao was really beautiful when she smiled.
"What bullied you, you bullied others, and made him vomit blood." Luo Yao smiled.
Thinking that the person surnamed Zhu described in a certain post was actually vomited blood, Luo Yao felt funny, and at the same time felt a little pity for him, Ye Tang was a demon, isn't it boring to show poetry in front of him?
He deserved to vomit blood, who told him to be so careful, a big man always finds trouble with a child, it's really shameless.
"Let go of your hands, you little pervert." Luo Yao was angry, but seeing that Ye Tang didn't know when she grabbed her hand again, and was still kneading and pinching her hand, she suddenly became angry, this dead boy was really speechless.
was a little embarrassed by Luo Yao's glare, and after letting go of his hand, Ye Tang coughed dryly and said, "Cough, I can't help it, Luo Yao, that, can I ...... with you at night"
I really didn't know how to catch it, but Luo Yao's little hands were so soft, weak and boneless, but unfortunately I couldn't touch it for a while, pitiful.
"No, you're so old, you should sleep alone."
Seeing that she wasn't angry, Ye Tang wanted to ask her to borrow the computer, but before she finished speaking, she was rejected by Luo Yao, and the refusal was so crisp, Ye Tang immediately had a toothache, why was her mind always so dirty? Is he that kind of person?
Alas, it's really speechless, it's so unreasonable, the heart of a villain is the belly of a gentleman!
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