Chapter 183: Kill You!
For the environment and layout of Taoyuan Village.
Jin An is naturally no stranger.
Taoyuan Village is full of stone houses, and each house is facing west with the gate facing west.
In feng shui, this is the yin house.
Song Fangping led the way in front, and the villagers of Taoyuan Village gathered around to see the excitement, Taoyuan Village is located in the deep mountains and secluded, and few outsiders enter the village, so both adults and children are scrambling to smile and smile.
There are many tree canopies in the village, and the roofs of houses are full of people.
It's more lively than the New Year's holiday.
Jin An watched more villagers come around, and he secretly made eye contact with the old Taoist priest.
"Brother Song, I have always had one thing that I don't understand. ”
"The houses in the village are facing, why don't you choose to sit in the north and face south, so that the house is sunny and sunny?"
"The humidity and cold in the mountains are heavy, so it stands to reason that the sun in the house can make the furniture and bedding in the house less susceptible to mold, right?"
Jin An took the initiative to ask Song Fangping, who was leading the way in front.
Song Fangping walked in front, scratching the back of his head with a loyal and honest face, and said with a smile: "This is what Mr. Yuan asked us to change." By the way, Mr. Yuan is a group of antique dealers who travel everywhere and specialize in buying antiques. ”
"Mr. Yuan, they are very good people, we take the bottles and cans that no one in the village wants, the stone tablets in the pigsty, and the stone strips, and exchange them for a lot of seeds, cloth, farm tools, and food from Mr. Yuan......
Mr. Yuan also said that the reason why we have been living in poverty in this deep mountain for generations and never being able to leave the mountains is because the feng shui of the village is not right. So let's bulldoze the houses in the village, rebuild the houses according to Mr. Yuan's feng shui layout, and change the feng shui level of the village, saying that this will allow us to change our face from now on, change the life of poverty, and we will all be rich and noble in the future. Mr. Yuan's kindness, we will remember it for a lifetime in Taoyuan Village"
"Mr. Yuan said that when we improve the feng shui of the village, they will come to Taoyuan Village again to buy antiques, take us to change our faces, and change them into noble lives. We have waited for year after year, waiting for several waves of outsiders, and we have not waited for Mr. Yuan and them, have you ever seen Mr. Yuan and them?"
Jin An watched Song Fangping scratch his scalp lightly, and his fingers scratched the scalp at the back of his head, revealing the rotten flesh under the scalp on the back of his head, the maggots crawling around, and the white Sensen skull mixed with yellow and green sores.
But Song Fangping didn't feel any pain as if he didn't feel anything, and he continued to have a honest and honest smile on his disapproving face.
The old Taoist priest and Yu Youzi who were present were okay, both of them were Taoists, walking the rivers and lakes all the year round, and they had never seen any scenes, but Li Huwei looked at Song Fangping's head being scratched with a large piece of bald skin, and he was stunned, and his jaw was about to fall.
Fortunately, this time there was no need for Yu Youzi to cover his mouth, Li Huwei had already looked at Yu Youzi beside him with palpitations, and hurriedly covered his mouth.
The other villagers of Taoyuan Village around also looked at it as if they hadn't seen it, and their expressions were still normal.
However, compared to Song Fangping's scalp, when they heard the news of Mr. Yuan, the group of antique dealers, the latter surprised Jin An.
Yang house to yin house?
Makeover?
Can you change people's lives?
"Mr. Yuan said that when we improve the feng shui of the village, they will come to Taoyuan Village again to buy antiques, take us to change our faces, and change them into noble lives. We have waited for a year and a year, and we have waited for several waves of outsiders, but we have not waited for Mr. Yuan and them, Daoist, have you ever seen Mr. Yuan and them?" Song Fangping stood still, and asked Jin An again and again.
Seeing that Jin An didn't answer, Song Fangping asked again for the third time.
Song Fangping looked at Jin An with a honest smile, and asked again for the fourth time.
The entire Taoyuan Village seemed to be at this moment, suddenly the whole thing stopped, the sound of insects and birds, the barking of chickens and dogs, and the noise of naughty children suddenly disappeared at this moment.
The originally lively atmosphere suddenly became strange when talking about the group of antique dealers.
Jin An felt that the left sleeve of his robe was secretly pulled, and Jin An didn't need to look to know that it was the old Taoist priest standing on his left hand side who was glaring at him frantically
Jin An looked around the villagers of Taoyuan Village, and at this time, the villagers of Taoyuan Village, who were originally quiet and peaceful, slowly turned red.
The extent of his Taoist robe being secretly ripped by others became bigger and bigger, and this time it was the old Taoist priest and Li Escort who were both pronged to him, and both of them looked at Jin An who was still like a stake man with a pestle.
Just when Song Fangping, who was honest and honest, wanted to repeat the question for the sixth time, Jin An finally replied: "I haven't seen it." ”
Jin An's words seemed to be the final word.
The whole Taoyuan Village was lively again, and the red in the eyes of the villagers receded, and once again turned into a warm and welcoming tranquility and peaceful rural appearance.
The opposite of the painting style before and after is really weird.
The old Taoist priest and Li Escort behind Jin An couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and they were almost so frightened just now that they didn't suffocate to death.
Although I know that this is a headless village full of dead people.
But what you know is what you know.
Deliberately provoked is deliberately provoked.
These headless dead people in Taoyuan Village are brainless at first glance, brainless, and brainless, angering these brainless dead people, who knows what kind of uncontrollable scene will happen?
As Jin An replied to Song Fangping's words, the villagers of Taoyuan Village regained their enthusiasm, and more people in the village rushed to see the excitement.
"Another foreigner has entered the village, is it Mr. Yuan and they are here?"
"Mr. Yuan, they are coming to Taoyuan Village to collect antiques again?"
The village was crowded with people, and more villagers flocked to it.
"Mr. Yuan, can we still use the beautiful pebbles we picked up from the river this time to exchange sweet cakes and candied fruits with you outside?"
There are children who climb the tree without pants and show their buttocks, and Harazi will scream to change the sweet cake to eat.
"Mr. Yuan, we can be regarded as waiting for you, you said that when we change the orientation of the houses in the whole village, we can change our appearance and change the life of all the people in our Taoyuan Village, everyone can be a big official in the city, and be a big landlord on the rich side, so that everyone in the village can be a noble person. ”
"Mr. Yuan, I have been a bachelor all my life, do you think I can change the life of a rich man, I want to ask for ten or eight heavy breasts, two round round mother-in-law, our incense can't be broken in my hands. ”
"Mr. Yuan, I want to be a big official, which official is the biggest in the county order and the government Yin? Which official will not worry about eating and drinking all his life? Is it greater than the power of our Taoyuan Village Zheng, and more people than Li Zheng is in charge?"
"Mr. Yuan, where have you been, this year has been a long time, we have waited year after year, but we have finally waited for you to come to Taoyuan Village again to fulfill the promise made to us back then. ”
The villagers of Taoyuan Village stared at a pair of eager eyes, tried to stand on tiptoe, and shouted at Jin An in the center of the crowd.
Seeing that more people were coming around, and even the road was blocked, Song Fangping shouted to the old folks in Taoyuan Village: "Let's let go, it's not Mr. Yuan who collects antiques, it's other outsiders passing by Taoyuan Village, everyone will disperse first." ”
Looking at Song Fangping, who was hospitable and full of honest smiles all the way, if it weren't for the fact that there was still a large piece of bald skin on the back of the other party's head, the scene was bloody, and Jin'an really thought that Taoyuan Village was a paradise village with simple folk customs.
Jin An and his entourage walked in Taoyuan Village, and the lighting became darker and darker along the way.
Walking in Taoyuan Village in the back of the sun, the cold is particularly heavy.
The living have the yang house of the living, the dead have the yin house of the dead, the living occupy the yin house, the yang house does not live in the cemetery of the dead, the living person who lives in the yin house is easy to be in a trance, weak and sickly, and the weak yang fire is more likely to bump into unclean things.
Not to mention that the door is easy to come in and unclean things, just here is heavy humidity and cold, people are prone to dampness, old cold legs, limb joint disease, eczema, headache... It's enough for the living to toss.
Without the suffering of others, Jin An could not understand why these Taoyuan villages were so obsessed with changing their lives and getting out of the barren mountains.
Song Fangping's home, needless to say, is also a stone house with a west-facing gate.
Along the way, the villagers followed, and they were noisy and noisy, perhaps because they hadn't seen the relationship with outsiders for a long time.
Jin An tried to find the outside victims who later mistakenly broke into Taoyuan Village one after another from these villagers, but he did not see the Zhang family in the new coffins among these people, nor did he see the figure of Xue Xiong, the eldest young master of the Xue family.
When Jin'an and the others walked to Song Fangping's house, there was smoke curling here, and the aroma of minced meat came out.
Weird, right?
A village that has always wanted to get out of the barren mountains can afford to eat minced meat even for ordinary people.
Jin An and the others looked at each other silently.
"Mother-in-law, mother-in-law......"
When the farmer came back from the busy work, Song Fangping, who was carrying a hoe, just walked into the yard and began to shout in the direction of the kitchen where the smoke was rising: "Mother-in-law, there are guests at home today, cook five more people's meals." ”
At this time, there was movement in the room, and then a woman in her thirties with plump breasts and fat buttocks came out.
When the woman came out, she was still chewing minced meat in her mouth, the more she chewed the minced meat, the more fragrant it became, her mouth was full of oil, her face was full of spring, and her peach blossom eyes were so charming that she wanted to eat all the flesh of all the men in the world and suck up the bones of all the men in the world.
"Eat, eat, eat, you mother-in-law took advantage of Lao Tzu's absence to eat alone by herself. Song Fangping scolded his mother-in-law.
Song Fangping's big-ass daughter-in-law was dissatisfied: "Who called my man uncomfortable, what else can I do besides eating me, you have to make me eat harder, let my mother and I know the taste of the marrow, and I won't steal food every day." ”
The big-ass daughter-in-law kept chewing the minced meat in her mouth while talking, chirping, chirping, eating a pair of peach blossom eyes with satisfaction as if she was about to drip water.
Not to mention how powerful it is.
Eat the marrow and know the taste.
The mouth is full of the fragrant smell of minced meat.
Old Taoist: "?"
Li Huwei: "?"
Yu Youzi: "?"
Sharpen the sword in a daze.
Song Fangping seemed to feel that his self-esteem as a man was poked in the sore spot, and he was so anxious that he scolded and said: "The food stored at home has been eaten up by your mother-in-law who can't work, why don't you go to the village butcher shop to get more meat." Today just slaughtered a few pigs, more fresh pig head meat and pig ears to serve as snacks, today the family is rare to come guests, tonight I will entertain a few Taoist and gentlemen, not drunk or sleeping. ”
Song Fangping's big-ass daughter-in-law complained: "There is no money left at home, where to go to beat meat." ”
Song Fangping scolded: "Your mother-in-law only knows how to eat and eat all day long, no matter how hard I work, I can't take care of your upper and lower mouths to eat together." ”
"Find a butcher shop to give credit first, if the butcher shop doesn't give credit, you will send your mother-in-law to pay for a few days. ”
Jin An: "!"
Old Taoist, Li Huwei, Yu Youzi: "!"
The sword was still silent in a daze.
Jin An and the old Taoist priest hurriedly dissuaded Song Fangping and his family, there was no need to entertain them, they brought their own dry food, as long as they ate dry food. But Song Fangping was very stubborn, he was hospitable, and he would invite Jin An and them to have a meal at home, almost rushing his daughter-in-law to the butcher shop.
Seeing his mother-in-law twisting her fat waist and leaving, Song Fangping swallowed restlessly, and then smiled honestly at Jin An and the others: "A few Taoist chiefs, gentlemen, come on, come into the house quickly, don't continue to stand in the yard, and go into the house to drink hot tea." ”
Song Fangping was hospitable and greeted him in front.
I don't know if it's an illusion of Jin'an.
Jin An felt that Song Fangping was like a turtle man, wearing a big green hat and a humble smile.
Song Fangping's daughter-in-law went to the butcher shop to make meat, and it took about half an hour, and the sky went from dusk and sunset until it was about to get dark.
It stands to reason that Taoyuan Village is not big, and it won't take so long.
Maybe Song Fangping's daughter-in-law happened to meet an acquaintance on the side of the road to talk about hairstyles, and she was so forgetful for a while that she forgot the time to go home to cook.
When Song Fangping's daughter-in-law came back, she already had an extra pig's head in her hand.
The pig's head was fresh.
The skin is white and the meat is tender.
Staring at a pair of big eyes that don't blink.
At first glance, it was freshly slaughtered.
However, as soon as Song Fangping's daughter-in-law entered the door, she saw that only her own man was in the house, and the previous outsiders were not there, so she asked her own man, where have the Taoist chiefs and gentlemen gone? Song Fangping scolded his mother-in-law for really being able to grind, and he went to grind and chirp for half an hour, saying that several Taoist chiefs and gentlemen were too tired because of the fatigue of the boat and car, and they couldn't wait for dinner, so they went back to the house to sleep first.
"When the meal is ready, I'll call a few Taoist chiefs and gentlemen out for dinner. ”
After that, there was the sound of stir-frying pots and pans in the kitchen, and Song Fangping's daughter-in-law was busy in the kitchen, and it didn't take long for the aroma of minced meat to waft out of the kitchen.
There are steamed.
There is a stir-frying.
There is a stew.
The aroma is overflowing.
With Song Fangping's help, a table of colorful and fragrant meals was served on the wooden table, and the food was steaming, and the room was filled with the smell of meat.
By this time, it was completely dark.
After setting up the dishes and chopsticks, Song Fangping began to call Jin An and them out for dinner.
But after knocking on the door for a while, there was no movement in the house, Song Fang bent down, quietly stuck to the door, and looked into the room along the crack in the door, it was dark inside, there was no light, and nothing could be seen.
After knocking on the door for a while, seeing that no one had opened the door, Song Fangping turned around and left, and not long after, in this damp, musty smell of yin house, the creepy sound of meat chewing and bone gnawing began to be heard.
Sticking to the inner door, Jin An, who had been standing at the door, listened to Song Fangping's footsteps and left, and from another room came the sound of two people eating meat, and after there was no danger outside the door for the time being, he sat back next to the old Taoist priest who also did not sleep, and discussed the next countermeasures.
They escaped the beating, though.
But they can't avoid the next meal, if the story of Headless Village is true, there will be a more lively whole village banquet waiting for them in the evening.
It was a headless feast!