Chapter Ninety-One: The Flying Opportunity is the Best
Xiao Yu carried his luggage to find his seat, Xiao Yu's luggage was very simple, a shoulder backpack, a medical box, an oil-paper umbrella, and his mother prepared a lot of food before getting on the car.
Xiao Yu came up early, there was no one around, it happened that Xiao Yu's seat was a window seat, Xiao Yu sat on the seat and took out the gold needle from the medical box, and put three gold needles on his head, at this time the seats around Xiao Yu were also full of people, next to Xiao Yu was a middle-aged man with a big belly, the middle-aged man saw the gold needle on Xiao Yu's head, showed a look of disgust and went sideways to talk to the girl next to him.
Xiao Yu glanced sideways at the middle-aged man and the young girl, the middle-aged man was in his fifties, with six gold rings in his two hands, and a gold chain around his neck as thick as a little thumb, this man probably felt that Xiao Yu was looking at him, so he looked back and pouted and glanced at Xiao Yu, at this time Xiao Yu also found that this man also had two gold teeth. Although this man is covered in gold, Xiao Yu doesn't dare to compliment his appearance.
And the girl next to this man is wearing heavy makeup, Xiao Yu doesn't know what it looks like, he doesn't have see-through eyes, and this girl is also wearing several gold rings on her hands, Xiao Yu guesses that the two are father and daughter, or how to wear several gold rings The habit is so similar?
"Godfather, look at that person is so weird! There's a wire on the head of a plane! You say he won't die on the plane! The girl with heavy makeup put her arm around the middle-aged man, looked at Xiao Yu, and said angrily.
Wire? Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, then thought of the golden needle on his head, and couldn't help but show a wry smile.
The people around Xiao Yu all looked at Xiao Yu when they heard the girl's words, and Xiao Yu was also a little embarrassed.
"Little baby, you don't understand this! This is called acupuncture, and any disease can be cured with a needle! It is said! can also help people practice martial arts, Bruce Lee is so powerful, he is pricked with needles! The middle-aged man said to the girl with heavy makeup with a smug face, and when he talked about martial arts, he also put on a Bruce Lee signature pose with his two hands.
"Hahaha........." looked around at Xiao Yu's people, and when he heard the middle-aged man's explanation, he suddenly burst out laughing,
"Big brother, you're amazing!" A man in his thirties in front of Xiao Yu gave a thumbs up to the middle-aged man and said.
The middle-aged man straightened the collar of his suit and said proudly: "That's!" ”
Seeing the appearance of the middle-aged man, this time not only around Xiao Yu, but almost half of the people in the cabin burst into laughter.
"Godfather, you are too powerful, your little baby admires you too much!" The girl with heavy makeup heard the laughter in the cabin, hugged the middle-aged man's arm, leaned her head on the middle-aged man's body, and said sweetly.
Hearing the girl's words, the laughing people in the cabin instantly petrified, you look at me, I look at you, and after more than ten seconds, there was a louder laugh, and several young people even lowered their heads and took out plastic bands to make vomit.
The laughter here even alarmed several flight attendants sitting in the cabin, and several flight attendants came out just in time to hear the girl's words, covered their mouths and ran into the cabin, not knowing whether to laugh or vomit.
At this time, the middle-aged man saw the appearance of several young people, and immediately knew that these people were laughing at him, so he stood up with an angry face and shouted angrily: "Laugh, laugh at what are you laughing at, a bunch of poor people!" After speaking, he also revealed the gold ring on his hand and the gold chain around his neck, and squinted at the people in the cabin.
"Shhhh...............h
One of the young men in his twenties looked at the middle-aged man and said with a look of adoration: "Uncle, you are too powerful!" ”
Hearing the young man's words, the people in the cabin looked at the young man with a hint of contempt.
However, the young man didn't seem to finish talking just now, but showed a sly smile and continued: "Uncle, you are so good, you have all these things custom-made!" ”
"Well, the little brother has some vision! You're right, people of my status never wear or don't wear standard things, they are all custom-made! Hearing the young man's words, the middle-aged man was very useful, and said with a smug smile.
Now when the people in the cabin looked at the young man, it was not contempt, but with some contempt, but the young man didn't care at all, and continued: "That's, that's, how can uncle's things not be custom-made?" ”
"Little brother, good eyesight, promising, promising! It's like those poor ghosts! The middle-aged man said to the young man with a smile, and after speaking, he squinted at the people in the cabin and glanced at him with contempt.
"Well, well, thank you uncle for the compliment, that ...... Can I ask you a question, uncle? The young man scratched his head and looked embarrassed.
"Well, let's talk about it! If someone wants to ask me, I have to think about it, but you, little brother? Here's a special case for you! The middle-aged man said with a big wave of his hand.
"Well....well... Uncle, where did your ring and chain go? It turned out to be the same as the real one with a five-cent steel hammer, and I went back to make a pair! Only then did the young man look look sly.
Hahaha............... Ha ha..................
Hearing the young man's words, the cabin erupted in even more violent laughter this time. A couple of younger people even walked over and patted the young man on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up.
"You ..............." The middle-aged man's face turned red, and he pointed at the young man but couldn't say a word.
"Humph! A bunch of poor ghosts, uninformed! The middle-aged man knew that he couldn't talk about these people, so he sat down in his seat with a cold snort and muttered.
"Brother, what are you doing here?" Because Xiao Yu was sitting next to the middle-aged man, when people focused their eyes on the middle-aged man, they saw Xiao Yu's appearance by the way, and one of the men around 30 years old asked.
Xiao Yu showed a wry smile, he couldn't help it, Xiao Yu didn't get dizzy when he was a child, he didn't get dizzy when he took a boat, who knew that when he took a plane for the first time, he was dizzy and vomited, and since then Xiao Yu has three antennas on top when he takes a plane. Don't underestimate these three golden needles, Xiao Yu has never fainted on the plane after the needles were pierced.
"I'm airsick! This is a cure for airsickness! Xiao Yu smiled and pointed to the golden needle on his head and said.
"Really? Can it really cure motion sickness? After listening to Xiao Yu's words, a man in his forties in front of Xiao Yu said.
"Really, what am I lying to you for?" Xiao Yu said with a smile.
The man listened to Xiao Yu's words and looked at Xiao Yu with a suspicious face: "Really? You can't be a liar, right? ”
"Fake! I'm a liar! Xiao Yu said helplessly, no one believes the truth these years.
The man in his forties heard Xiao Yu say that it was fake and deceitful, but he believed Xiao Yu's words, and said to Xiao Yu: "Come brother, I believe what you said is true, come and give me a few stitches, this motion sickness has made me miserable, I have tried any method, chewed ginger and pasted it on the navel, chewed gum, and took medicine but it didn't work!" After speaking, he shook his head, with a painful face.
Xiao Yu was also airsick, naturally knowing the pain of airsickness, after listening to the man's words, he nodded thoughtfully, took out three gold needles from his bag, and brushed them on the man's head, and the three gold needles pierced the man's head.
The man only knew that Xiao Yu was brushing his head, so he took his hand away, and couldn't help but say, "I said brother, I believe you, why don't you help me tie it?" ”
"It's already tied!" Xiao Yu spread his hand, looked at the empty hand and said.
"Is it tied? Why don't I feel anything at all? The man said with a puzzled look on his face, and reached out to touch his head.
"Don't touch it!" Xiao Yu saw the man reach out to touch it, and quickly said.
When the man heard this, he quickly put down his hand and asked the person next to him, "Lao Liu, is it really pierced?" ”
"Well, it's tied!" Lao Liu nodded and said.
At this time, the plane sounded the announcement that the plane was about to take off, and everyone was asked to fasten their seat belts, and the cabin fell silent.
As the plane slowly took off and stabilized, people began to talk.
"Hey, brother, don't say it really works, I usually get the most dizzy when the plane takes off, but I didn't expect to feel nothing this time!" At this time, the man who was airsick in the front row of Xiao Yu stood up, looked at Xiao Yu and said with admiration.
"Well, it works, we're sympathetic!" Xiao Yu nodded and said.
Hearing the conversation between Xiao Yu and the man, a woman in her forties in front of the cabin walked over with a sallow little girl of twelve or thirteen years old, and said to Xiao Yu: "Little brother, my daughter is also airsick, can you help with a few stitches?" ”
Xiao Yu saw that the girl's face was sallow, and proposed to check the pulse of the little girl first, for fear that she would be uncomfortable somewhere else, and the woman in her forties agreed after thinking about it.
Xiao Yu checked the little girl's pulse and found that there was no problem with her body, so he took out three golden needles and pricked her with them.
With the passage of time, the people in the cabin gradually quieted down, some closed their eyes and some were talking in a whisper, Xiao Yu was leaning on the seat and closing his eyes to recuperate, and suddenly Xiao Yu heard a 'tsk' sound coming from the side.
Xiao Yu turned his head to look, the middle-aged man next to Xiao Yu took off his suit coat, only wore a shirt and leaned on the seat with a look of enjoyment, with the sound Xiao Yu looked down, only to see the middle-aged man's clothes covered his legs, and the head of the girl with heavy makeup was buried in it and kept moving.
Xiao Yu instantly understood what was going on, showed a wry smile, and said in his heart, it is really ....... world to meet this on the plane.
Because Xiao Yu was in the last row, and no one else paid attention to it, they were not afraid of bad influence, and Xiao Yu was not willing to meddle in things, so he turned his head out the window and looked at the blue sky and white clouds.
"Ah......... Godfather, what's wrong with you, don't scare me! Flight attendants, help! Help me! Xiao Yu was looking at the scenery outside the window, when suddenly a frightened shout sounded next to him.
(To be continued)