Chapter 0015: This Master Is Unreliable
When the cheers below began to subside, the beautiful host Li Yiyan added fuel and vinegar just right:
"It seems that Xinyi's fans in the southwest are really enthusiastic. We invited Xinyi this time to ask her to be the spokesperson of the Lin Group's latest superb jade stealing mouse.
"With Xinyi's beauty, temperament and fame, we believe that there is no one more suitable for this honor than her. Wait a minute, the mysterious jade with fairy spirits will be worn on the body of the goddess, and the beauty will be matched with the beautiful jade, so that everyone can see the real and best style......"
As soon as these words came out, there was another wave of frenzy and cheers below.
Next, the deputy mayor of Southwest City, the vice president of Lin's Jewelry Group, the vice president of Zhang's Jewelry Group, the vice president of Li's Jewelry Group, and the vice president of Wang's Jewelry Group...... All of them were invited to the stage to deliver congratulatory speeches.
However, they are all vice presidents in all aspects, and those family presidents and family heads may be hiding behind their backs and secretly calculating with each other.
"The guests have almost come up, and there is only one missing. Let's talk about who you want to invite to the stage next. Okay, we don't sell Guanzi, we have our master Wang Wanling Wang Master. ”
The voice of the host Li Yiyan spread throughout the square, and the crowd, which was still a little noisy, suddenly quieted down.
Master Wang Wanling is very famous in this city, the legend can take things in the air, can guess the psychology of others from a hundred miles away, not only can calculate the fortune but also help people change their lives of psychic skills, other exorcism and demons, Yin house feng shui is even more special.
He opened a fortune hall in the west of the city, and the business was very hot, and the citizens could only see the master's apprentices and grandchildren when they went to fortune telling, and only high-ranking officials and nobles were qualified to let the master meet in person.
Today's appearance of Wang Wanlin is also one of the highlights of the event.
With him, the legend of "the best jadeite, there must be a big event" has long been left behind.
What is a master? It is to be able to perceive the mystery in advance, to be able to promote good fortune and avoid evil during the event, and to properly remedy it afterwards.
Of course, Fang Ping'an didn't believe in Wang Wanling, a master, pretending to be a god and fooling those who wanted to ascend to the sky in one step without hard work.
Even if there is a true master, I believe that he is still practicing behind closed doors, and even if he can really gain insight into the heavens, he will not come out to play tricks and cheat people out of money.
As soon as the delicate voice of the beautiful host Li Yiyan fell, she saw a very ugly big fat man walking out of the high platform, and the clothes he was wearing were also very strange, saying that the robe was not a robe, like a robe is not a cassock.
"Hmph, it's just a novelty and grandstanding."
Compared with Fang Ping'an's slightly mocking eyes, the other people in the square all looked pious, as if there was a god standing on the stage, and they all followed Wang Wanling's example with their hands together, their eyes slightly closed, and they saluted each other.
Master Wang's appearance is more special than anyone else's.
I saw him holding a handful of lit sandalwood in his hand, like a drunk walking on the stage, shaking three times in one step, and chanting words in his mouth.
First, he bowed three times to the sky, and inserted three of the sandalwood sticks into the first copper furnace prepared on the side of the high platform; Then he bowed three more times to the ground, and put three other sticks of incense on the second copper furnace; Then he continued to bow three times to the east of the sunrise, and inserted the last three sticks of incense into the third copper furnace.
This is called one worship to the sky, two worship to the earth, and three worship to the ancestors. It is said that he studied under an old Taoist priest of the Wushan faction in the holy land of Taoism, and the old Taoist priest was regarded as a fairy-like figure in the local area, and the legend was that he could call the wind and rain and scatter beans into soldiers, but no one saw it in person, it was just a rumor.
The land of Shenzhou has a long history and can produce many people, and it is not surprising that there are strangers, but there are also many charlatans, and there are people who believe in any person who makes up a god, so there are so many cults.
After inserting the incense, I saw Master Wang start to officially dance the great god.
"Dingding......
Shaking the bell in his hand with one hand, grabbing the money from the side with the other, he opened his mouth and spit out a stream of fire to burn the paper money, and then babbled and recited incantations, and his body danced a strange dance...... The vast majority of people on the stage were dumbfounded, and a few people were unimpressed.
After doing this, Master Wang Wanling came to the stage, and the host Li Yiyan, who had been waiting, hurriedly greeted him and handed over a microphone.
"Master Wang has worked hard, just now Master Wang showed the profound Dao of boundless mana, which is really eye-opening and truly admirable. It is a blessing for all the people to have Master Wang today, please allow the little girl to welcome you on behalf of the Lin Group and your many fans on the scene. After speaking, he bowed deeply to Wang Wanling.
Wang Wanling also returned the salute with his hands together, but his eyes were staring at the deep groove in the bandeau dress of the beautiful hostess. His greedy color was very hidden, but it couldn't hide from Fang Ping'an's eyes.
I don't know how many women this god has ruined in the name of God? I heard that the people who came to him to solve problems were all female celebrities and rich women.
If you have the opportunity, you must teach this old prostitute and stick a good lesson, why is he so blessed, Lao Tzu is still a young boy?
No one at the scene cared about what Fang Ping'an was thinking, everything was going on in an orderly manner according to the procedure, all the opening guests were invited, and finally it was the highlight of the event.
"Folks, now the event has entered the most exciting time. Please invite the best jade thief rat to come to the stage and accept the worship of all people. Li Yiyan shouted in a beautiful voice, and the sound of gongs and drums, locks and firecrackers suddenly sounded around him......
Fang Ping'an was also very curious about what the superb jade that the Lin family took out today would look like.
But the fanaticism of the scene made him a little unbearable, many people began to flow like a tide in order to see the best jadeite, and some men put women high on their shoulders in order to meet women's wishes.
In order to fight who stood higher, those friends and acquaintances who were present were actually a few floors high. Even if Fang Ping'an had a stealing eye, he couldn't penetrate these human bodies and see the stage.
However, with a move by Master Wang Wanling, everyone immediately returned to the same place, followed the master's example, and knelt on the ground, not daring to desecrate the fairy spirit of the best jade.
The crowd in the square suddenly became a lot shorter, and some people who were standing were also pressed down by their friends and relatives. "Get down on your knees, and if you anger the fairy who steals the mouse, we will all suffer. Haven't you heard the legend? That's going to be a big deal."
"What's wrong?" Someone asked incredulously.
"What's the big deal? Does it count if you can't marry a wife? Does the scourge of blood and light count as a disaster from the sky? Your mother cut the vegetables yesterday, and if you don't kneel, it's unfilial. ”
"Oh, well, there's a lot of meat on your knees."
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Li Ping'an looked at the crowd of people kneeling in the black pressure around him, there was no obstacle at this time, he happened to clearly see a shrine made of thousands of years of ebony that was one meter and five high, two feet wide and one foot thick, black and translucent, extremely luxurious and mysterious.
The shrine is divided into three layers, from the bottom to the top of the first layer is placed incense candles, the middle second layer is placed with offerings, and the top and third layers are a bright yellow brocade box. If you want to come to the brocade box, there is no doubt that what is put in the "best jade stealing mouse".
The appearance of the shrine is decorated like a flower bridge for the wedding of an eldest girl, and it is covered with colorful flowers.
The rings on the box pass through a horizontal bar, and the two ends of the horizontal bar are carried by two long poles, and the two long poles are carried by four people each, so that a total of eight strong men carry the shrine and shout slogans to the high platform.
Master Wang stood up and played a wooden sword again, jumped the great god for a while, and recited a spell, and then knelt on the stage to welcome the shrine to the stage. When the shrine landed firmly on the platform, the bridgemen also knelt aside.
Nima, it's the same as the real thing, and she can act better than making a movie. Fang Ping'an chuckled.