Chapter 68: What a Misunderstanding
Chapter 68: What a big misunderstanding
Hearing Zhou Jun say that, Wang Fang immediately glanced at him with disgust: "Isn't the room arranged for you?" Do you want my aunt and grandmother to help you clean up the room? ”
Seeing her like that, Zhou Jun replied: "If that's the case, I will thank you very much." ”
"Dream of your big head! Hum! ”
Zhou Jun was happy instead: "Then are you going to go up with me to see the room now?" Or come with me up and see the room? ”
Seeing that he was a little shameless, Wang Fang glanced at him with disgust again, and then thought that there was nothing to do when she went back to the office building at this time, so she also said: "Then let's go, go upstairs, Uncle Zhou!" ”
Hearing her say this, Zhou Jun replied happily: "My granddaughter is really weird, play some exciting games with grandpa for a while." ”
"You ......" Wang Fang was so angry that she choked for a while, so she had to roll her eyes......
At this moment, she was thinking, she didn't expect this dead idiot to get more and more oily, hum!
In fact, it was just that I didn't know her well at first.
Now that he is familiar, of course he Zhou Jun dares to say anything.
After a while, when he went up to the fourth floor and came to the door of 407, Zhou Jun picked up the key and opened the door.
Then, Wang Fang accompanied him into the room to take a look.
Overall, Zhou Jun feels pretty good.
Although it is only a small single room, it has everything that should be equipped inside, such as a bed, a bedside table, a writing desk, a TV cabinet, etc., all of which are available.
There was also a small TV, probably a 17-inch black and white TV.
And there is a reading toilet in the room or something.
So all in all, it's pretty good.
Come to think of it, it's ninety-six years after all, and it's in such a remote mountain town, so it's really good to have this treatment.
To be honest, after entering the room, looking at all this, Zhou Jun didn't want to leave.
But also, in their Wujia Village, where could there be such an exquisite and warm small room?
At this moment, he even thought that he really didn't want to go back to the village every day.
Because this small room is comfortable, how comfortable?
Naturally, it's much more comfortable than him going home to live in that mud house, isn't it?
But thinking of his cousin's age, he had no choice but to frown.
Wang Fang saw that he was standing in the middle of the room in a daze, as if she didn't want to leave, so she rolled her eyes at him and said, "Hey, what do you want?" Silly? You've really become a nerd, huh? ”
Suddenly, hearing Wang Fang say this, he was stunned, then turned his head to look at her, and couldn't help but say: "Uh, by the way, let's try whether this bed is strong or not, right?" ”
Hearing this, I saw Wang Fang's face flush at the same time, and immediately said angrily: "You go to die!" ”
After scolding, she turned around and walked towards the bathroom......
When Zhou Jun turned his head to look at her, he saw her 'touch!' I slammed the bathroom door......
Zhou Jun was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Hey! What do you mean? ”
"Grandma, can I borrow your bathroom?" Wang Fang replied loudly inside.
Zhou Jun said: "I thought you went in and washed it!" ”
"Die, you!"
But he, Zhou Jun, replied happily: "If I die, what will you do if you are bitten by a snake next time?" ”
"Don't talk about that!!" Wang Fang, who was in the bathroom, immediately shouted loudly.
While yelling, she turned around and stood up for the squatting pit, which was to release the belt buckle and then unbutton her pants......
Obviously, at this time in '96, in such a small mountain town, it is impossible to use a toilet in the bathroom, and it is all a squatting pit.
After a while, when Zhou Jun, who was standing outside the bathroom, heard a 'bang' sound coming from inside, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Uh, why is your urine so rushing?" Whew! What a rush! ”
In the bathroom, Wang Fang, who was squatting on the pit and urinating, listened, and immediately turned red, and said anxiously: "Don't be so obscene, okay?!! ”
But Zhou Jun still said happily: "No matter how obscene things are, haven't you done them all?" Didn't they all lie down in your position and help you smoke snake venom? ”
"......" Wang Fang was speechless for a moment......
At this moment, she can only blush.
However, she was quite depressed in her heart, hum! Dead nerd! Why do you keep talking about that? Wait, see for a moment that I don't beat you?
Then, after she had finished her work and wiped it with a tissue, she stood up, and she couldn't help but lower her head and carefully look at the place where she had been bitten by the snake, and saw that the wound was still a little obvious......
When she looked at the wound so far from the location of her secret valley, her face was as blushing as if it were a fiery cloud......
Because Zhou Jun was lying there at that time to help her smoke snake venom, so thinking about her own place, Zhou Jun saw it through, can she not feel ashamed?
Now, she feels as if she is transparent in front of Zhou Jun, as if she has no secrets.
For a moment, when 'click! With a bang, the door of the bathroom was pulled open, and when Zhou Jun looked at her Wang Fang came out of the bathroom, he couldn't help but ask: "Uh, by the way, is your snake bite wound better?" ”
"You ......" Wang Fang was so ashamed and angry, staring at him with bulging eyes, as if he wanted to go up and beat him.
But Zhou Jun said again: "Do you want me to help you take a look?" ”
"Ahh......h
Suddenly seeing her like that, Zhou Jun was so frightened that he took a step back: "Hey, hey, hey!" What are you doing? ”
He didn't say that it was okay, but when he said this, Wang Fang screamed as if he was going crazy again: "Ah-"
With this scream, I saw her pounce on him in anger......
'Plop-'
After a loud bang, I saw Wang Fang and Zhou Jun fall on the bed.
Because Zhou Jun just stepped back to the edge of the bed, her angry pounce threw him on the bed.
At this time, this posture is very ambiguous and ambiguous, although it is also a traditional posture, but Zhou Jun is below and Wang Fang is above.
The old man in charge of the dormitory was going upstairs to clean the corridor, and the door of 407 was open, so he glanced in curiously, and suddenly saw that Wang Fang Wang was so fierce, it was the new computer typist who fell on the bed, he was surprised, oops, mom! This girl is too fierce, isn't she? It's like her mother fighting back against Secretary Liu, is it really that if there is a mother, there must be a daughter? This......
Thinking about it, the old man was afraid that the impact would not be good, so he quietly walked over to the side, intending to help close the door of 407.
Zhou Jun felt that there was a figure at the door, he looked up in embarrassment, and suddenly saw that it was the old man in charge of the dormitory, and he said anxiously: "That ......"
Before he could finish speaking, the old man in charge of the dormitory looked at him with a knowing look and whispered, "It's okay." Go ahead. Young people, it's normal to be impulsive. I'll close the door for you. ”
After saying that, the old man in charge of the dormitory also gave 'Click!' With a bang, he closed the door of 407.
When Wang Fang turned her head to look at the door in a panic, she saw that the door had been closed, and from this, she felt misunderstood, so she was even more depressed, and her cheeks were crimson and exclaimed: "Ah-"
In the corridor, the old man in charge of the dormitory couldn't help frowning and said, don't be so loud, okay? Although I'm at my age, I don't have any desires, but I can't stand listening to such a voice, right? Do you have to make a fuss for a while and go back to give the mother-in-law next door to that?
After Wang Fang screamed madly, he quickly got up and stared at Zhou Jun who was still lying on the bed with great frustration......
But Zhou Jun looked up at her with a smile and asked: "Isn't it the rhythm of reverse pushing, why is it half reversed, so it is not reversed?" ”
"You ......" Wang Fang glared at him in shame and anger.
However, Zhou Jun said happily: "Uh, to be honest, it feels so good when you lie on me just now!" You smell so good! Also, you're so soft! And then there's ...... Hey...... Those two big boobs of yours are pressed against my chest, and I feel like I'm about to suffocate! ”
"Ahh
In the corridor, the old man in charge of the dormitory listened, and felt uncomfortable in his heart, and couldn't help frowning and saying, "My mother!" That new computer typist is really awesome, huh? It made Wang Fang's secretary scream in a daze! Young people are young people, with strong blood and fierce firepower!
After waiting for a while, there was no more rut, Wang Fang looked at Zhou Jun, and said shyly: "Uh, dead nerd, you go and explain to the old man in charge of the dormitory, we ...... Just...... That's not what you do! ”
Hearing her say this, Zhou Jun couldn't help frowning bitterly: "How can this be explained?" ”
"I don't care! You're going to have to explain anyway! Otherwise, if my reputation is ruined, I ...... I'll just ...... I'll marry you! ”
Hearing her say this, Zhou Jun couldn't help but be happy again: "That's okay, it can be done anyway." That's all about it anyway, let's ...... If it's wrong, it's wrong, let's do it and keep doing it. ”
But Wang Fang was busy saying: "Think about it, you ?!! Be your Ula dream!! ”
After speaking, she Wang Fang finally mustered up the courage and turned around and walked towards the door......
Seeing that she was leaving, Zhou Jun hurriedly sat up on his back, then stood up and walked out.
When he arrived in the corridor, Wang Fang glanced at the old man in charge of the dormitory with a blush on his cheeks, and said, "That...... Uncle, just ...... Don't get me wrong! I have nothing to do with him! ”
The old man in charge of the dormitory replied, "It's okay. I won't talk nonsense if there is one. Besides, that's a matter for the two of you, so there's no need to tell me. ”
Ahh
At this moment, Wang Fang really wanted to cry without tears, her face was depressed, and she felt that the more she explained, the more chaotic she became, and she didn't know what to do, woo woo......
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