Chapter 22: Unmeasurable IQ
In the evening, Shangguan was busy with dinner in the south house, Lin Qiuyun sat at the door of the house with a small bench, touched his lips, looked at Shangguan Nengren, and smiled stupidly.
In the afternoon, when the Shangguan person left, Lin Qiuyun was really in pain, her heart seemed to be torn apart, and she was in pain, but the Shangguan person came back, allowing her to return to the world after she had just fallen into the abyss...... No, it's ascending to heaven.
Kissing, for a girl who retains her first kiss, what a sacred word, to be able to give the first kiss to the man she likes, it is incomparably perfect, this afternoon, it's like a dream.
First nightmares, then sweet dreams.
"Stop giggling, come and serve the food." Shangguan shouted at Lin Qiuyun.
"Here we are." Lin Qiuyun stood up, jumped to the south house, took the fried mushrooms from the hands of the Shangguan people, and pursed his small mouth with a red face: "Brother Ren, um~~~"
Shangguan Nengren lowered his head and kissed it, and smiled and flicked her little brain: "Satisfied!" ”
"Hee-hee-hee......" Lin Qiuyun shook his cheerful ponytail and bounced to bring the dishes to the Westinghouse.
At six o'clock in the evening, just as Shangguan was making the last seaweed soup, there was a knock on the door.
"Who?" Lin Qiuyun ran to open the door, and as soon as the door opened, Lin Qiuyun suddenly screamed: "Sister-in-law!?" How do you ......"
The person who came was Xiang Beibei.
Xiang Beibei smiled and said, "I went to the police station to withdraw the case, and you can go to set up a stall tomorrow, but I really can't bear to let my husband stay here alone, so I decided to stay and take care of my husband, and when my husband finishes handling everything here, I will go back to North China together." ”
"Yes...... That's right! Lin Qiuyun was originally full of joy that she could live a two-person world with Shangguan Nengren, but she didn't expect that after only two hours of joy, she fell back from heaven to the world. This is a big blow to Lin Qiuyun.
Slut, work hard! The future is yours, but the present ...... It's your sister-in-law's.
"Why didn't you tell me?" Xiang Beibei's arrival was also very surprising to Shangguan, obviously this was different from the decision made when they were separated.
Xiang Beibei squinted and smiled: "I can't just watch my husband alone in a foreign place!" Our children are now being taken by grandparents, and I have plenty of time to spend with you. ”
"Child...... Child!? Shangguan and Lin Qiuyun were all dumbfounded.
"What's going on? We...... Got a baby? The competent man pointed at himself in disbelief, and then pointed at Beibei.
Xiang Beibei nodded with a smile: "Yes, our child is called Marshal Shangguan, and he is a boy." ”
"Ren...... Benevolence...... Benevolence...... Brother Jen already has a baby!? This news hit Lin Qiuyun quite hard, originally she thought that the above functional person was at his current age. It is impossible to have children, so even if Xiang Beibei is the wife of a capable person, she Lin Qiuyun may not have a chance to seize the 'opportunity', but I didn't expect that not long after this idea got up, it was doused with a basin of cold water on Xiang Beibei's head, and Lin Qiuyun's whole person was Spartan.
"Beibei......" The competent person grabbed Xiang Beibei's hand: "When did we have a child?" How old is it? ”
Xiang Beibei smiled slightly: "Our child was born on July 22 this year, and it is less than three months now. ”
"What!?" Shangguan was suddenly anxious: "Our child is only so young, how can we leave him to be taken care of by my grandparents?" Ay? That's not right! ”
Shangguan Nengren suddenly thought of something, and looked at Xiang Beibei suspiciously: "You...... I don't think there's any milk! ”
When the two of them were hey in the afternoon. Shangguan people didn't see the slightest sign of Xiang Beibei's milk, if their child was really only more than three months old, Xiang Beibei should have milk!
Xiang Beibei squinted and smiled: "Our children are different from other children, so we were weaned very early." You ...... soon after our child was born No one sucked my milk, so it was gone. ”
"Ahem, cough ......" such a restrictive topic is actually said as if eating and drinking, and Shangguan admires Xiang Beibei's straightforwardness.
"Let's eat! Dine. "Thinking of living under the same roof with his wife and the 'concubine' he just accepted for a period of time in the future, Shangguan people have an indescribable feeling.
This dinner...... It's quite lively. Xiang Beibei and Lin Qiuyun can talk very well, and after a while, they will be called sisters and sisters, that is, Xiang Beibei's identity is too 'noble'. Lin Qiuyun has more of a feeling of admiration and awe for Xiang Beibei, which seems unequal, basically saying what is to Beibei, Lin Qiuyun is completely passive.
What kind of trouble is this kind of master-slave relationship going to be?
Just after dinner, Liang Mengmeng and Liang Huanhuan sisters came here to play, and when they saw Xiang Beibei, a fairy-like beauty, the eyes of the two sisters flashed with deep amazement, and Xiang Beibei also looked at the sisters with interest.
After some exchanges, Xiang Beibei found that this is a pair of quite strange sisters, Liang Mengmeng's IQ is a little low, and he seems a little stupid, but he is very sincere, never tells lies, and will do his best to do everything well, and his sister Liang Huanhuan is even more interesting.
People look a little indifferent, but they always smile when they speak, although the smile is a little stiff, even a little fake, but it is always a novelty to be able to see a smiling face that is more ugly than crying, but this is secondary, the main thing is that Liang Huanhuan's IQ is very high, although she is still a little immature, but she can always point to the essence in a word, in front of her, deception will not work.
But Xiang Beibei is a smiling lady who has been piled up with lies, and ordinary people can't guess which of Xiang Beibei's words is a lie? Which is true? The two collided together, and there were unimaginable sparks.
"Little sister Huanhuan, you are so cute, there must be a lot of leather boys in school who have a crush on you!" Xiang Beibei squinted and smiled.
Liang Huanhuan stared at Xiang Beibei's face, squeezed out a stiff smile, and said, "Don't treat me as a child, although I am only a primary school student, I am very mature in mind." ”
"What brand of cosmetics do you usually use? What brand of bag do you like? ”
"Do you think my elementary school student would use that kind of thing?"
"Is there a boy you like at school?"
"What do you mean when you ask a primary school student about love?"
"It's Jay Chou's concert in a few days, I have bought tickets, do you want to go to see it together?"
"I prefer bi-truncated."
"You're cute!"
"Don't talk to me in a 'I'm cuter' tone."
This question and answer, Shangguan is really eye-opening, and at the same time, he is very surprised, Liang Huanhuan is surprisingly 'compatible' with Xiang Beibei, is this fate?
"It's you ......" after many questions and answers. Liang Huanhuan, who always answered, took the initiative to attack: "You said you are Brother Ren's wife?" But Brother Ren is not of legal age, so you are not husband and wife, at most boyfriend and girlfriend, don't repeatedly declare your sovereignty, Brother Ren has no sovereignty yet. ”
Shangguan and his little friends were stunned.
A twelve-year-old elementary school student can say such in-depth and insightful words, it's a monster!
Xiang Beibei's eyes narrowed, and the eyes under his eyelids flashed excitedly, as if he had seen a piece of peerless jade, just waiting for someone to carve it.
"Little sister. Have you ever tested your IQ? Xiang Beibei asked.
"Nope." Liang Huanhuan replied with the corners of his mouth.
"Would it be okay for my sister to give you an intelligence test?" Xiang Beibei said with a smile.
"You've made a decision, and you're asking me what I'm doing?" Liang Huanhuan looked at Xiang Beibei and said, "But I'm very interested in intelligence tests, so let's try it!" ”
"Clever little girl." Xiang Beibei squinted, and Lin Qiuyun asked for a pen and a notebook, wrote and drew in the notebook, and finally wrote more than a dozen pages, a total of ten illustrated multiple-choice questions.
Xiang Beibei handed the pen and notebook to Liang Huanhuan, and said with a smile: "It's all multiple-choice questions." Make your choice in five minutes and give it a try! ”
Liang Huanhuan took a look, all of them were multiple-choice questions, which seemed to test observation and logical thinking. Liang Huanhuan looked at it, picked up the pen and completed the ten multiple-choice questions within two minutes, and handed it to Xiang Beibei: "How many?" ”
"I'll see." Xiang Beibei took the notebook and looked at the answer. Finally, after some thought, I wrote three Arabic numerals - 160.
"One hundred and sixteen?" Seeing this value, Shangguan was taken aback. Then the big hand rubbed on Liang Huanhuan's head: "Huanhuan, amazing!" Your IQ is definitely the material for doing great things. ”
Liang Huanhuan pulled the corners of his mouth and asked, "Is one hundred and six very high?" ”
"Very high!" Shangguan nodded: "The average IQ of our Celestial Empire people is 110, an IQ of 130 is a high IQ, more than 140 is a genius, and your IQ is 160, this is a genius among geniuses." ”
"Oh." What a calm genius.
Xiang Beibei smiled slightly, and said: "Actually, this is just my conservative estimate, after all, it is just a simple test of ten questions, if you conduct a comprehensive test, maybe this value will be higher, but it takes too much time to come up with these questions, so I don't have to work hard." ”
"160 is just a conservative number?" Shangguan Nengren was surprised.
"That's right." Xiang Beibei looked at Liang Huanhuan, and a strong love flashed in her eyes: "Little sister Huanhuan, do you want to come to my sister's company to work after graduation?" Give you a million annual salary. ”
"Millions!?" Lin Qiuyun and Liang Mengmeng were taken aback, especially Liang Mengmeng, whose eyes were shining with golden light: "Sister, do you mean that Huanhuan will be able to earn a million every year in the future?" ”
"It's just the first year's salary." Xiang Beibei smiled slightly and said: "If you do well, the annual salary will be increased year by year, maybe you can earn 10 million a year in the future, or even hundreds of millions is not impossible." ”
Liang Mengmeng was dizzy, she is only 1,000 yuan a month now, but her sister is only twelve years old, and she was booked with an annual salary of one million from Beibei, all of which came out of a mother's womb, how can the gap between people be so big?
Seeing Liang Mengmeng's stunned appearance, he squinted at Bei Bei and said, "Mengmeng, you can also do a test!" Let my sister see what your IQ is. ”
"Oh?" Liang Mengmeng scratched his head and said, "But, I'm stupid." ”
"That's going to have to be tested before we know." Pulled Liang Mengmeng to sit down and handed her the notebook: "Come, try it." ”
"Hmm." Liang Mengmeng held the pen in his right hand, looked at the graphics on the notebook, and kept making trouble, and in the end it was shorter than Liang Huanhuan's, and he finished the ten questions in one minute: "Sister, I have chosen." ”
"Okay." Xiang Beibei smiled slightly, picked it up and looked at it, and finally laughed and wrote down two Arabic numerals 70.
patted Liang Mengmeng on the shoulder: "Mengmeng, yes, you are a good boy at first glance." ”
Shangguan covered his forehead. Shaking his head and smiling bitterly, Lin Qiuyun snorted, and felt that it was expected, only Liang Huanhuan turned his head and asked the competent person: "What does 70 IQ mean?" ”
"Uh...... It's a little low, a little stupid, but 'stupid' doesn't mean 'stupid', your sister just doesn't know how to turn around, it's relatively simple, so let her do something like taking care of the warehouse. It must be a talent that any boss needs, but if she wants to do those complicated things, she can't do it, but simple people are always reassuring, so your sister Beibei will say that your sister is a good child. ”
"Oh." Liang Huanhuan nodded, thoughtful.
"Since both of them have been tested, then I will test it too!" Lin Qiuyun was also interested: "Sister-in-law, I'll do it." ”
"Okay." Xiang Beibei smiled and handed her the notebook.
Lin Qiuyun looked at the question on the notebook and did it while thinking about it. In the end, it took five minutes to finish, Lin Qiuyun handed the notebook to Xiang Beibei: "Sister-in-law, you can help me take a look." ”
"Okay." Xiang Beibei smiled slightly, and finished reading Lin Qiuyun's answer. After a moment's thought, he wrote down three Arabic numerals, 115.
Seeing this number, Lin Qiuyun chuckled: "Great, I didn't lower the average for the people of the whole country." ”
(Anyway, the panda did the test.) The IQ of 100 has discredited the people of the whole country, ashamed~~)
Xiang Beibei smiled and encouraged two sentences. Then he looked at Shangguan and said with a smile: "Husband, since everyone has tested it, then my husband will also test it!" ”
"Me?" Shangguan Nengren scratched his head: "No need! I have a very average IQ. ”
"Hehe, you have to test it to know." Xiang Beibei smiled.
"That's right." Lin Qiuyun urged: "We have all tested it, but Brother Ren hasn't tested it yet, so you can't be specialized." ”
Shangguan Nengren smiled and shook his head: "Okay! But I don't really have a high IQ. ”
After speaking, he took the notebook from Xiang Beibei's hand, took the pen, saw the test questions on the notebook, and gave the answer at a glance. ”
"Brother Ren, are you really done?" Lin Qiuyun looked suspicious, she didn't blame her, just because Shangguan was able to do the questions too fast, basically he wrote down the answers at a glance, and then turned the page, and then took a look at the answers and wrote down the answers, he didn't want to see the content of the test questions at all.
Shangguan Nengren smiled: "It's done, Beibei, let's score!" ”
Xiang Beibei squinted, glanced at the competent person thoughtfully, and then looked at the answer with a smile, and gave the answer after a little thought???
Three question marks?
Shangguan was stunned: "This ...... What does it mean? ”
"yes!" Lin Qiuyun was also dumbfounded: "Sister-in-law, why are you all question marks?" What is Brother Ren's IQ? ”
Xiang Beibei sighed helplessly: "I don't know, my husband's intelligence is no longer conclusive with this simple test, but I know that my husband's IQ is at least two hundred or more, remember, it is at least two hundred, and the upper limit can only be concluded after a comprehensive test, but it is undeniable that my husband has the highest IQ among us." ”
"Wow!" Lin Qiuyun looked at Shangguan with admiration on his face: "Brother Ren, you are really powerful." ”
What do you mean by sure enough?
Shangguan Nengren smiled and waved his hand: "No, no, maybe your sister-in-law made a mistake, but in fact, my IQ is very average." ”
Xiang Bei smiled and said, "Husband, being too modest is hypocrisy." ”
"Uh......" Shangguan coughed dryly twice, and said: "It's not too early, Mengmeng, Huanhuan, go back to sleep early!" Mengmeng, let's go out as usual tomorrow, remember to come over in the morning to help. ”
As soon as she heard that she could work again, Liang Mengmeng was very happy and nodded again and again: "Brother Ren, I will definitely come over." ”
Liang Huanhuan smiled stiffly: "Brother Ren, goodbye." ”
"Goodbye, come back tomorrow." Shangguan Nengren touched Liang Huanhuan's head with a smile: "It's dark outside, look at the road." ”
"Hmm."
Seeing off the Liang sisters, Shangguan Nengren stretched his waist and said, "Okay, let's go to bed early!" I've got to get up early tomorrow to work! ”
Xiang Beibei squinted and smiled, "Husband, I want to take a bath before going to bed." ”
"Take a shower!" Shangguan was embarrassed: "But there is no bathroom at home." ”
Lin Qiuyun said: "Why don't I make a pot of hot water, and my sister-in-law washes it in a basin?" ”
Xiang Bei Bei smiled and said, "Don't be so troublesome, just have cold water, I'm not afraid of the cold." ”
Since he has the physical enhancement ability, Xiang Beibei has basically reached the realm of cold and heat, not to mention that Xiang Beibei also has a flame demon body, which is an ability that can make the body burst into flames, what is the cold water?
"Sister-in-law, you're not afraid of the cold?" Lin Qiuyun was surprised, even if Shangguan was not afraid of the cold, even Xiang Beibei was not afraid of the cold, Lin Qiuyun was a little shocked.
Xiang Bei Bei smiled: "My favorite outdoor sport is winter swimming. ”
Lin Qiuyun: "......"
Shangguan said: "Then just like me, flush with a water hose!" ”
"Hose flushing?" Blinked to Babe.
"It's a long plastic hose attached to the faucet and rinsed with the water on the other side." Shangguan said, took out the plastic water pipe from the south room, connected one end to the faucet, unscrewed the faucet valve, a stream of water entered this end of the water pipe, and came out from that end, Shangguan can man flush the water in his hand, and said: "You just stand in the yard, I will help you get wet, you apply bath gel again, and finally rinse it with water." ”
(Finally written out, I can't open my eyes, brothers and sisters give some monthly passes and recommendation tickets and likes and rewards, encourage the hard-working panda!) (To be continued......)
PS: Thanks to 'Play Dropdown', 'Easy Sign' and 'Discontinued' for each tipping 100 starting coins, and thanks to 'danghang' for rewarding 200 starting coins.