[Volume 4 Legend of the Gods] Chapter 005 Your Majesty is angry
Zhao Qingshan, accompanied by Chang'e, sang and laughed indulgently in the floating fairy island, while Lu Dongbin, who was chased by Tianhu Niangniang all over the world, was already black-faced and screamed again and again.
In terms of Taoism, Lu Dongbin is above Tianhu Niangniang, but in terms of mana, Lu Dongbin, who has not fully recovered, can only be beaten passively, and there is no possibility of even fighting back.
was chased by Tianhu Niangniang all the way and ran for thousands of kilometers, until finally he really felt that he couldn't stand it, and Lu Dongbin turned around and shouted: "Don't fight...... I admit it, and if I continue to fight, I will be immortal!! ”
Just as Zhao Qingshan and Chang'e predicted, although Tianhu Niangniang was annoyed in her heart, after all, she was one of the few immortal protectors in the Three Realms and Six Realms, and although she was not ranked in the immortal class, she also enjoyed much higher treatment than ordinary immortals [Volume 4 Legend of the Sealed Gods] Chapter 005 His Majesty's anger, and she really knew a lot about Heavenly Court.
Seeing that Lu Dongbin confessed, even if Tianhu Niangniang was angry in her heart, she could only endure it temporarily, she said with a dark face: "Thief Taoist, I heard Fairy Chang'e call for pure yang real people, presumably it must be the notorious disciple of pure yang ancestor Lu Dongbin, right?!" ”
"Uh......" has always maintained the appearance of the illusion, and finally was recognized by the Sky Fox Niangniang, Lu Dongbin could only honestly restore his original appearance, and was very embarrassed to say hello to the Sky Fox Niangniang, "Xiao Mei'er, we met and drank wine more than 800 years ago......
"Hmph, if it weren't for the fact that you are one of the eight immortals, this Niangniang will definitely dismantle eight pieces today!" As soon as Tianhu Niangniang saw that this thief and Taoist priest who tried to insult her was indeed Lu Dongbin, one of the Eight Immortals, the expression on her face not only did not improve by half a point, but became even more gloomy.
She said, "Even if I risk violating the rules of heaven and the power of heaven, I will cut you under the sword!" ”
"How hurtful it is to use a knife and a gun......" Lu Dongbin said with a sneer on his face: "I just want to see if our little Mei'er has grown up after so many years of not seeing each other...... [Volume 4 Legend of the Gods] Chapter 005 Your Majesty is angry"
"There are elders like you. It's my shame! Tianhu Niangniang's face was cold, and she dropped a sentence, and turned her head and left directly. The surname Lu told you that from now on, you are not allowed to get close to my Tianshan Hundred Miles range, otherwise if I find out, it will not be as simple as this time! ”
"How did I know that your reaction would be so big, don't you fox fairies like that?" Lu Dongbin touched his nose a little speechlessly, and muttered something in a low voice.
Just when Lu Dongbin was a little unimpressed by the warning of the Heavenly Fox Niangniang, a golden light suddenly sprinkled in the sky, and a heavily armed heavenly soldier appeared in front of Lu Dongbin, and said with a serious face: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor has a decree, and Lu Dongbin, the true immortal of the Yang Realm, will be immediately escorted back to Lingxiao Hall for trial for violating the rules of heaven." Don't resist the decree! ”
"Huh?" Lu Dongbin, who thought he had just escaped, heard this. Immediately stunned, he couldn't believe his ears, "You said, Your Majesty wants to arrest me back?!" ”
"Your Majesty's edict, Xiaoxian doesn't dare to disobey." The Heavenly Soldier stepped forward. Raising his hand, he clasped it on Lu Dongbin's shoulder blades, and he said, "Pure Yang Zhenren is offended, don't make it difficult for Xiaoxian." ”
"......" Lu Dongbin blinked a little dumbfounded, it was really hard to believe what he heard with his ears, his flowery heart and casualness were well-known in the Three Realms and Six Realms, although he had an affair with many demons and immortals in the wild, he had never stepped out of the bottom line half a step.
What was acquiesced in at the beginning, but now it will violate the rules of heaven because of this? Lu Dongbin couldn't react a little. I really don't know where I violated the rules of heaven, how could this be?
Under the escort of the heavenly soldiers, Lu Dongbin came to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall of the Heavenly Court, and when he was escorted, Zhao Qingshan, Zhang Daoling, Chang'e and He Xiangu were already standing on the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
As soon as his gaze made contact with He Xiangu's cold expression, Lu Dongbin suddenly became a little furious. Looking at the people in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall who were all looking at him with indifferent eyes, Lu Dongbin walked over cautiously, and knelt down towards Zhao Qingshan from a distance and said, "Little Immortal Lu Dongbin, see Your Majesty's ......"
"Lu Dongbin, you are so bold!" As soon as Lu Dongbin arrived, Zhao Qingshan directly slapped his palm on the table next to him, and said with an angry face: "What crime should you be guilty of daring to violate the rules of heaven!! ”
As soon as Zhao Qingshan's side became angry, Lu Dongbin was immediately frightened and shrunk his neck, and hurriedly defended himself: "Back to Your Majesty, Xiaoxian doesn't dare to violate the rules of heaven, this matter is really just a misunderstanding!" ”
"When death is dying, you have to be hard-mouthed, I don't see the coffin and don't shed tears!" Zhao Qingshan said angrily: "Zhang Aiqing, tell him which heavenly rule he has violated!" ”
"Yes, Your Majesty." Zhang Daoling, who was standing on the side, responded to the voice, and after sweeping Lu Dongbin with cold eyes, he said in a very clear voice: "Sin Immortal Lu Dongbin, gifted by His Majesty the Jade Emperor, was allowed to maintain a relationship with He Xiangu, this is a heaven-sent marriage, symbolizing the majesty of the heavenly court, however, the sin immortal Lu Dongbin got this gift but did not want to forge ahead, while maintaining a relationship with He Xiangu, he also wanted to provoke the female demon fairy in the wild, this kind of behavior is clearly not to put the marriage gift of His Majesty in his eyes, it is clear that he does not take the majesty of Heaven in his heart, It is clearly a great insult to Your Majesty! ”
After expounding Lu Dongbin's crime from beginning to end, Zhang Daoling then said: "To sum up the above behavior, the criminal immortal Lu Dongbin has really committed the crime of defrauding the king, and according to the rules of heaven, he should disperse the immortal status, deprive the god of the throne, and relegate to the mortal world to reincarnate as an animal......"
Listening to the words that popped out of Zhang Daoling's mouth one after another, Lu Dongbin, who was kneeling there, was simply dumbfounded, he never thought that the matter would be so serious!
According to the crimes listed by Zhang Daoling for him, it has indeed constituted the crime of deceiving the king, if this is in the mortal world, it is a great sin to lose his head! And Zhang Daoling's description is clear, so that people can't find the slightest fault, saying that you are bullying the king, you are really bullying the king!
The originally ruddy face turned pale and pale all of a sudden, and Lu Dongbin lay on the ground trembling all over, begging for mercy with a handful of snot and tears: "Your Majesty is gracious, the guilty minister knows that he is wrong, please beg Your Majesty to be merciful, the criminal will never dare to do it again in the future...... Your Majesty!!! ”
Zhao Qingshan looked at Lu Dongbin who was kneeling on the ground with a sinking face, and directly waved his hand and said, "Pull it down!" ”
"Yes!" The four heavenly soldiers on both sides of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall came out in response, and when they opened the stance, they had the intention of taking Lu Dongbin to reincarnation, and their steps were firm, and they couldn't see the slightest abnormality.
As soon as he saw this kind of scene, Lu Dongbin was really frightened, if he was stripped of his divine position and sent to reincarnation, it would be okay, and after a few lifetimes of suffering, he would be able to return to the immortal class smoothly after the merit was completed, but this was to disperse him from the immortal class! What does this mean? This means that if you are beaten to death with a stick, there is no hope of turning over!
Under the fright, Lu Dongbin also lost his usual carefree and easy temperament, and knelt there tremblingly and kept kowtowing: "Your Majesty is gracious, please be gracious, the sinner really doesn't dare, the sinner is ......"
"Pure Yang Zhenren, I'm sorry!" Before Lu Dongbin finished begging for mercy, the four heavenly soldiers had already come to both sides of Lu Dongbin's side, the two heavenly soldiers in front grabbed his hands, and the two heavenly soldiers in the back immediately bent down and straightened Lu Dongbin's legs.
The four heavenly soldiers worked together to lift Lu Dongbin high above his head, and without the slightest drag, he carried Lu Dongbin to the Immortal Cutting Platform outside the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, which was the main place where all the immortals had received
Seeing that the situation had developed to this point, Lu Dongbin was really frightened, even though he had been lifted above his head by the four heavenly soldiers, he was still there struggling and shouting: "Your Majesty, the criminal knows that he is wrong...... I beg Your Majesty to spare the guilty ministers, and the guilty ministers will never dare to do it again...... Xiaoyun, help me beg Your Majesty, I really don't dare, I will never do this kind of thing again, Xiaoyun!! ”
Lu Dongbin was taken farther and farther away by the four heavenly soldiers, He Xiangu listened to Lu Dongbin's mournful voice begging for mercy, and she was also a little unbearable, she subconsciously looked at Zhao Qingshan, but saw that Zhao Qingshan didn't actually have much murderous intent on his face, and the only ones seemed to be purely pretended.
Seeing that this was the case, He Xiangu immediately took a step to the left, and knelt on the ground with a 'poof', "Your Majesty, please be gracious, Lu Dongbin has already known his mistake, please give him another chance......
If this was placed more than 600 years ago, it is estimated that even if someone helped to intercede, few people would think that there was a drama in doing so, because the Jade Emperor has always been a golden mouth, and even if he is wrong, he will hold on.
But now that it is Zhao Qingshan's turn to ascend the throne and lose those tempers and memories of the past, this change of words has become much simpler, not to mention that he didn't plan to really beat Lu Dongbin with a stick.
Seeing that Lu Dongbin was scared by himself, and the purpose of the lesson was achieved, Zhao Qingshan also gave He Xiangu a little face, and asked lightly: "Lu Dongbin has repeatedly provoked those demon immortals in the wild, as his wife, can you really let go of these mustards?" ”
"Xiaoxian's marriage is a gift from His Majesty, and Xiaoxian is already very satisfied to be able to maintain a husband and wife relationship with Lu Dongbin...... After all, Lu Dongbin is a pure yang body, and his preference for women is also ......"
"It's ridiculous!" Zhao Qingshan was so angry by He Xiangu's words that he almost crooked his nose, and he directly reprimanded angrily: "The country has national laws, and the sky has heavenly rules, why are there endless things between immortals and gods and wild demons and immortals?" The root of this is that the rules of heaven have no restrictions on this, so that things get worse and worse! ”
"What is the starting point of allowing Xu Er and the others to continue to maintain their relationship as husband and wife under tremendous pressure? It is to let go of the ban on intermarriage between immortals and gods, so as to avoid the entanglement of immortals and demons in the wild, and promote the chaos of the Three Realms and Six Realms! is such a good He Xiangu, but she still dares to connive at Lu Dongbin to offend the rules of heaven, and she also wants to be beaten into reincarnation and will not be able to be reborn from now on?!! ”
He Xiangu's face turned pale with fright, and she lay directly on the ground, "Your Majesty is angry, Xiaoxian doesn't dare to ...... The second shift is delivered, and today's fourth shift is the fourth watch, where is the monthly pass!! (To be continued)RQ!!