In the bedroom, Chen Xiaotang rummaged through the cabinets and finally found dozens of mosquito money from the iron cans under his bed. It's pathetic and unbelievable.

"Wow, that's so little, it's not enough to even buy an ice cream!" Chen Xiaotang picked up a Hong Kong dollar and tossed it up to play.

"Hey, decrepit, what are you talking about?" Dad Chen Fugui grabbed the crotch of his pants and rubbed it very obscenely.

"Oh, I didn't say anything, I was just feeling the warmth of the family------!"

"You guy, you can't say anything!" Dad laughed and scolded, and then took out a hundred Hong Kong dollars.

"Huh. Dad, you're still interesting enough---- it's just, isn't it too little?! Chen Xiaotang grabbed the banknote and asked.

"It's not for you to pay for tuition, it's for you to buy magazines for me!"

"Buy magazines?" Chen Xiaotang immediately thought of his father's inventory of "Dragon, Tiger and Leopard". "Can you read less?! Take care of the dragon, the family depends on you! ”

"It's okay, the more I read, the happier I am! Go for it, be good, be sure to be up to date! ”

Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to drag the flip-flops and go downstairs.

Looking at his son's back, Chen Fugui sighed, then took out a wrapped handkerchief from his arms, spread it out, put 5,000 yuan on his son's bed, and said: "Decrepit boy, dad will believe you again, I hope you will be angry!" ”

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The ideal is very plump, but the reality is very skinny.

Chen Xiaotang shook his head and sighed, and pulled the flip-flops downstairs, the morning in Xiangjiang was particularly cool, the old people sat downstairs listening to Cantonese opera, and the young people seemed to be in a hurry, rushing to work and supporting their families.

In the shop on the side of the road, there is the theme song of the hit drama "Hero Huo Yuanjia" on the Xiangjiang Lidi TV station:

After a hundred years of sleep, the Chinese people have gradually woken up

Open your eyes and watch carefully

Which will be a captive to confess himself

Because of cowering and forbearance

People are arrogant

Speak up, shout loudly

This is a place where the whole country is in the army

The song was exciting, and Chen Xiaotang's little sleepiness was gone. In fact, for the drama "Hero Huo Yuanjia", Chen Xiaotang still remembers it in his previous life, when this drama was introduced to the mainland in 1983, thousands of people were empty, and Huang Yuanxian, Liang Xiaolong and Mi Jian and others quickly became idols of several generations in the mainland. This film is also the first Hong Kong and Taiwan TV series introduced in the mainland, setting off an unstoppable storm of martial arts films. The drama was quickly followed up with the filming of two sequels of "Chen Zhen" and "Huo Dongge", and mainland publishers also took the opportunity to launch uncountable novels and new stories derived from TV dramas, and even villain books were all the rage, and many children across the country were also practicing their own maze boxing, including Chen Xiaotang himself.

Accompanied by the song, humming a familiar tune, the depression in Chen Xiaotang's heart dissipated a lot. He felt that he should be as excited as in the TV series, his uncle, he didn't believe that he couldn't get a thousand dollars after racking his brains!

All the way to the nearest newsstand nearby, the newspaper seller looked like a roe deer, when he saw him, it was like seeing an old customer, and said with a smile: "Oh, Brother Tang, you are here!" Look, what kind of goods do you want this time? As he spoke, he pulled out a large pile of colorful pornographic magazines from the stall.

"This is the new "Fire Butterfly", the woman has a pair of sea mimi, and it is definitely worth the price; This one, it's the commemorative edition of "Tibetan ~ Spring Pavilion", buy a copy and give away Indian god oil! Hey, Brother Tang, you know the goods, the new version of "Dragon, Tiger and Leopard", the whole block is here for me! If others want to see it, they will have to wait until tomorrow! How's that, what do you want?! ”

Chen Xiaotang frowned, and sighed, it's better to be in Xiangjiang, even this kind of magazine can be sold on the market like cabbage. If it had been placed in the Celestial Empire in the previous life, it would have been severely beaten eight hundred times!

"Let's come to "Dragon, Tiger and Leopard"!" Chen Xiaotang handed over the money.

"It is worthy of being a connoisseur, knowing the goods!" The stall owner patted his ass.

Seeing that the stall owner had misunderstood, Chen Xiaotang hurriedly said: "Actually, this book was not bought for me, it was bought for Lao Dou!" ”

"No need to explain, really no need to explain, everyone is a man, tacitly!"

Chen Xiaotang still wanted to speak, but heard a large group of people on the side of the road say: "Come and see, Sister Hong Kong is shooting advertisements on the street!" ”

"I heard that it was Sister Hong Kong who won the eighth place in the election!"

"Yes, she has a pair of little tiger teeth, she is very beautiful!"

"I'm shooting a shampoo commercial, it's very surnamed!"

……

People poured into the streets.

Chen Xiaotang grabbed the magazine and ran along, and said in his heart, Sister Hong Kong has never seen it before, you must take a look!

The stall owner in the back shouted to him: "Hey, looking for your money----! ”

Chen Xiaotang turned around and took the change, and then pulled the flip-flops and flew towards the crowd.

The stall owner in the back shook his head and sighed: "It's easy to hide from the open, but it's hard to prevent it!" It's bright, it's still pretending! ”

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Don't look at Chen Xiaotang pulling on his slippers, he ran very fast, and soon saw a group of people on the street gathered around, pointing and talking about something.

A voice like a director said inside: "The commercial for this shoot is very simple, and there are not many lines, that is, you shake your hair, and then say to the camera: Kao shampoo, make your hair more flowing!" "Remember, you must smile when facing the camera, the happier you laugh, the better, and it is best to show your pair of little tiger teeth, this is your characteristic, keep it!"

"Photographer, arrange the shot! Scene notes, field notes, don't let so many people watch, stand back! Quickly rewind !! ”

As soon as he squeezed into the crowd, before Chen Xiaotang could figure out what was going on, the crowd moved violently.

Then everyone began to retreat violently, and Chen Xiaotang moved backwards with him in the middle. At this time, I don't know who pushed him hard, Chen Xiaotang was caught off guard, and the flip-flops under his feet were stepped on, and the whole person rushed towards the person in front of him.

Suddenly, Chen Xiaotang's hands subconsciously grabbed the nearest support, which was enough to stop his body from toppling.

"Woo ......"

A series of crisp tearing sounds suddenly sounded, startling Chen Xiaotang.

What supported his body was a tight blouse, but now this blouse has been torn apart by Chen Xiaotang's two demon hands, the pink bra, and the two lumps of softness covered by it, as well as the deep and secluded gulf formed by the squeezing of the spring ~ light.

Worst! Is this the consequence of your own pounce? Chen Xiaotang broke out in cold sweat on his forehead!

"Ahh

At this moment, a scream sounded in Chen Xiaotang's ears.

Chen Xiaotang hurriedly looked up, and he didn't know how he pounced in the middle of the shooting scene, a young woman in her twenties in front of her was holding shampoo in one hand, covering her torn clothes with the other hand to protect her chest, she was staring at herself with a pair of big black and white eyes, her red and charming lips swelled into an oval shape due to shock, and her white and tender pretty face was filled with shame and annoyance, but it gradually turned red and red...... In the blink of an eye, his cheeks and ears turned red, and even the swan-like jade neck was dyed with a faint layer of crimson.

Everyone around him, including the director who shot the commercial, was dumbfounded. The photographer was even more stunned as he carried the lens. Obviously, that woman is the heroine of this advertisement-----!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... I didn't mean to......" Seeing a strong anger between the woman's eyebrows, Chen Xiaotang hurriedly stood up straight, and hurriedly pulled the woman's blouse, but he didn't pay attention, but he touched her towering breasts again, with a full bullet in the softness, and it felt extremely comfortable...... At this moment, Chen Xiaotang had no intention of feeling this strange **, and all his attention was hit on the woman's reaction.

"You...... You...... Don't take away your stinky hands...... "The woman exclaimed in shame.

Chen Xiaotang was stunned for a moment, then let out an oh sigh and retracted his hand like an electric shock.

The woman protected her chest, and out of the corner of her eye, she glanced at the stunned eyes of the people around her, her face was even more red and about to drip juice, and she hurriedly covered her breasts, and scolded loudly: "Hooligan ......" kicked hard, lowered her head and hurriedly got into the nanny car parked behind.

At the moment when she turned around, Chen Xiaotang squatted down with an "ouch", hugged her right foot and screamed in pain, the woman's foot just kicked on the top of his foot, and it was really unbearable to be stepped on by the pointed heel, and a layer of sweat appeared on Chen Xiaotang's forehead in pain...... However, Chen Xiaotang was still glad in his heart, fortunately, the woman didn't slap herself, otherwise she would have kept those finger prints, and she really wouldn't be able to see anyone today!

The surrounding audience also gradually recovered from this brief accident, and when they saw Chen Xiaotang's tragic situation, some showed sympathy, and some flashed a little disdain in their eyes, and more were gloating......

"Misunderstanding, it was a misunderstanding just now! I'm not a hooligan, director, please trust me! Chen Xiaotang saw that the director's eyes were not good. Can an actress who "flirts" with others be kind?

"Believe you?! How can we believe you if you do such a thing? Under the director's questioning, several crew members have already gathered around.

Chen Xiaotang saw that the situation was not right, and hurriedly said: "Look at my shoes, my slippers are gone, they stepped on my shoes, and I will fall!" ”

Everyone saw that it was true, he was wearing slippers on one foot and barefoot on the other. The appearance is very embarrassing.

The director frowned, and said in his heart, is it really a misunderstanding?!

Seeing that the crisis seemed to have passed, Chen Xiaotang couldn't help but lift his shirt and wipe the cold sweat. But when he heard it, it turned out that the "Dragon, Tiger and Leopard" he had stuffed into his waist fell to the ground.

Everyone's eyes were on the magazine.

As long as you are a normal man, you know what it is---

Chen Xiaotang: "......"

"Your uncle, why are you so unlucky!" "I don't want my slippers, just spread my feet and run.

The sound of killing in the back shook the sky.

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The beauty of the little tiger tooth, guess who she is?! I like the ability to support my other book "Super Warlord", thank you!;