Chapter 0015: 'Cousin' Becomes Auntie
There was a faint fragrance in the car, the same as the smell of jeans Xing Ke.
Liu Jian pondered that this car must have been driven by her often.
Pajero, who roared angrily, drove away from the compound of the precinct, came out and went on the road, and did not go far before he turned into a fork in the road.
Liu Jian didn't know where he was going to be pulled, and if he entered, he would be safe, but he was not afraid.
Unexpectedly, the car entered the alley and soon stopped on the side of the road.
Liu Jianxin in the back seat is not good, this is to settle accounts with me, right?
He reached out and was about to pull open the door and run.
But Xing Ke, who stopped the car, was not slow, and grabbed his clothes with one hand.
"You dare to run for me?"
"Uh, sister, there's something to say......"
Xing Ke pulled Liu Jian, who was shrinking towards the car door, over, and then changed the position with his hand like electricity.
Goal, ear!
To say that this woman has a natural skill for lifting her ears, right?
Liu Jian's skills are also good, and he didn't have the intention of running, so he put his ear into Xing Ke's hands again at the next moment.
"Ouch, ouch, comrade police officer, do you have something to say slowly? Don't pinch my ears. ”
He tried to pull Xing Ke's hand away with his hand, but she pinched it tighter, and Liu Jian, who was in pain, grinned and quickly retracted his hand.
Seeing that he took his hand away, Xing Ke snorted and loosened his strength, but he didn't mean to let go of his ears.
Liu Jian's head was pressed on the armrest box in the middle of the two seats, half of his face was pillowed on it, bending over and pouting his buttocks, this is a masochistic posture of a pit father.
"Say, when will I become your cousin? When did my mother have a nephew like you? Why didn't I know? ”
"That, that, sister, I don't know."
"Little bastard, are you so shameless? Casual pull kinship? Do you know the consequences? ”
Seeing Xing Ke glaring at Xiumu angrily, he said with some charm, and the two of them are so close now, the other party exhaled like an orchid, and sprayed Liu Jian's face, Zhennima Yanfu is not shallow, but this crime is not light.
"Am I in a hurry? You see that you are also older than me, I call you a sister, and you are not at a loss. ”
"I haven't lost yet? I've lost a lot of money, and everyone else thinks you're my cousin, otherwise you can let you out so quickly? You think you have a big face? ”
"Uh, that's a good feeling, you really have my younger brother, I won't embarrass you, I just fought the gangsters, many people in your team praise me......"
"You still have the face to say? When you were caught by the sub-bureau just now, do you know what others say about you? ”
Liu Jian said disapprerovingly: "What is the big deal about a child fighting?" How can a child not make mistakes? ”
Xing Ke rolled her eyes angrily, but the 'facts' had been formed, she really couldn't explain to anyone, Guo Ju made a phone call and told the 'truth' herself, but did he believe it? If you believe it, this kid can be released so quickly?
I guess my statement is a performance of 'fake Qinggao' in the eyes of Guo Ju, right?
"I hate to beat you up, do you know how deep the misunderstanding is?"
"What's there? What else would they do to me without you, my 'cousin'? I'm only 15 years old, right? Underage, me. Look at you like this, okay, you let me go now, I'll go to the bureau and tell them by myself, saying that I have nothing to do with you. ”
Xing Ke rolled his eyes again, do you think you said that someone would believe it? I'm afraid that I just pulled his ears and got into the car, I don't know how many people saw it, and now I still explain a fart?
It's not that Guo Ju and a few police officers have misunderstood, but I'm afraid that there are also many people on the side of the special punishment who have 'misunderstood'.
Forget it, it's not a big deal anyway, so if you misunderstand, you can misunderstand.
"Little bastard, I warn you, mention me as your 'cousin' in the future, I will make your death ugly."
"I won't mention it after that."
"This matter?"
"yes, it's all like this now, I don't mention it, and some people don't believe it, right?"
Liu Jianxin said, is it easy for me to 'pull' this relationship? If you don't mention it, you won't mention it?
"You don't want to live anymore, do you?"
"Actually, I didn't say anything later, don't believe you to ask those two police brothers?"
"What else do you have to say? You're fat enough, you're a fraud, you know? It's no problem for me to twist you into the bureau now, but seeing that you're underage, I'm soft-hearted, do you understand? ”
"Understood, understood, sister, have pity on me this time, you are a good person to the end, help me this time, will it be successful? Just this matter, let my family know that I have to break my leg, my grandfather has strict family laws, if I know that I use family heirlooms to beat people, I will really be done, sister, you help me this time, I won't dare to ...... in the future"
Liu Jian is really afraid that his grandfather will know about this, he knows his grandfather too well, and he doesn't need the memory of his previous life to know his grandfather's temper.
This is really the reason why Liu Jian has a great skill but never dares to beat people.
It's just that after 'being reborn', he became bold, because he was no longer a child, and there were some things he didn't need to endure, especially to Wei Zhao's two Wang Badan.
Xing Ke heard the music, and snorted coldly: "You bastard, you should be hung up and cleaned up." ”
"I'm really not telling a lie, you go to Kunwu Shop to inquire about the temper of the old man of the Liu family in 'Kunwuquan'? If I tell half a lie, I was raised by you. ”
"Die, who raised you?"
This sentence made Xing Ke's face red, and he pinched his ears hard.
Liu Jian's parents screamed in pain.
"Oops, ears, ears ...... out"
"You deserve it, you can't spit out ivory."
After pinching this, Xing Ke threw away his ears, her eyes flickered a little, 'Kun Wuquan' Old Man Liu? Isn't that the 'Kunwu Master' Liu Qinshan?
So, Xing Ke started the car and left.
Liu Jian didn't care about where she was going, he just rubbed his ears.
After a while, he relieved himself, this beautiful woman's hands are really dark.
When he looked out, he saw that the car was passing by 'ZTE', uh, where is this going?
Pajero heads west along Longqing Avenue and turns north at the intersection to the right.
Uh, when I entered Kunwu Road, this is not to send me home, right?
Kunwu Road is a north-south road, the west is Kunwudian, the east is Kunwu New Town, since the completion of the new city, most of the people in Kunwudian have moved to the new area, but there are still some people in Kunwudian who have not moved over, and the second phase of demolition has not started.
Now Liu Jian's grandfather's house is still in Kunwu store.
Pajero went all the way north, and when she saw the intersection of Kunwudian, Xing Ke turned her left turn signal, she was going to enter Kunwudian.
"Hey, you're not going to take me back to my grandfather's house, are you?"
"You guessed it, it turns out that your grandfather is Liu Qinshan Liu Old Man, great, I haven't seen the old man for two years, I just went to visit, and I will send you over by the way."
"Ah...... You—You know my grandfather? ”
"Less nonsense, show me the way."
"Can you not refer to this?"
"My ears don't hurt anymore, do they?"
"It hurts, I mean."
Liu Jian smiled bitterly, wondering in her heart, how did she know her grandfather's name?
However, grandpa is also a well-known figure in Funing and even in the province, Kunwuquan Liu Qinshan is one of the best in the circle, but it is limited to the martial arts circle, what age is this, and how many people practice martial arts? The martial artists are almost extinct, so if it's not that the people in the circle basically don't know what Liu Qinshan does.
"I'm in the store, where are I going?"
"Uh, go ahead, two more poles, turn left...... Well, do you really know my grandfather? ”
"Nonsense, don't you know that your grandfather worked as a martial arts instructor at the Provincial Special Police Academy for two years?"
"Oh, yes, you wouldn't be a student my grandfather taught, would you?"
"Not only that, but I am also a registered disciple of his old man."
"Wow, isn't that the flood washing the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't recognize the family? Then it's really right for me to call you sister. ”
"Phew...... Don't get me wrong, you're a grandchild, right? I'm the same generation as your father, so I'm called my aunt, right? ”
Belch.
Liu Jian was dumbfounded, stretched his neck and swallowed saliva, and in the blink of an eye, he was a generation lower? Then won't your mother be my 'grandma'? It's a big loss.
Pajero turned left, and Liu Jian was a little nervous, stretching his neck to look at the row of houses outside.
"Oops, it's been ......"
He hurriedly shouted to stop, and finally saw a big iron bump locked on the door of the third house, hehe, I can't coax you?
As soon as the car stopped, he got out of the car.
After passing the third door, Xing Ke stopped when he heard him stop.
But when I got out of the car, I frowned.
Liu Jian, who was already standing in front of the door, pretended, "Ah...... Where did the old man go? No one ......."
Xing Ke was a little suspicious and squinted at him.
Liu Jian shrugged, "Don't look at me like that, there's no one at home." ”
"yes, since it's your grandfather's house, I don't believe you don't have the key."
"Do I have the key?"
Liu Jian took out two trouser pockets, yes, yes, but they were the keys to the door of his own building.
He directly pulled out the inside of the two pockets.
"You don't believe me, look, do I have the key? This key looks like the door of the building, it's my family, how can I have it? ”
One of the two hands was the key, the other hand took out a little change from the right pocket, and the other, a condom.
When Liu Jian also lowered his head to prove his 'innocence', he saw a condom at a glance, damn it, where did this come from?
When Xing Ke glanced at his two hands, he also saw the condom, because it was so easy to recognize.
Liu Jian panicked, and hurriedly stuffed the packaged condom into his pocket, his face was so hot.
"Hmph, little rascal."
Xing Ke glanced at him fiercely, his eyes full of contempt.
In Liu Jian's memory, where did he touch a girl before he was 15 years old? At most, it's just a tube, but where did this condom come from?
"Don't, don't get me wrong, that's, that's the ...... I used to blow up balloons."
Is this explanation reliable?
Blowing up balloons to play?
Using a condom as a balloon? You're fine, right?
Liu Jian didn't have the face to face Xing Ke's even more disdainful gaze.
Just then, a voice came from behind him.
"Hey, isn't this Xiao Jianzi? Did you come to your aunt's house? Or came to see your grandfather? I don't even come to your grandfather's house anymore, can't I find it? ”
This is another coincidence, it just so happened that the owner of the house came back, and it was a middle-aged fat aunt, about forty-six or seven.
Liu Jian couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and when he saw Xing Ke's murderous gaze, he was so frightened that he hurriedly jumped into Pajero's car.
"Auntie, I'm sorry, I led her to find someone to go wrong, hehe."
After saying this, Liu Jian got into the car and closed the door.
Xing Ke was so angry, but he still said to the fat aunt very politely: "I'm sorry, aunt." ”
The fat aunt was a little suspicious and took out the key to open the door.
After Xing Ke got into the car, he saw Liu Jian's head planted in the back seat, covering his face, he should have no face to see people, right?
The car poured out of the alley.
"You still have one last chance, you can coax me again and see how I clean you up."
"One row ahead, the fifth door."
Liu Jian sighed after speaking, it's the end of the day, the first day of 'rebirth' will be skinned and cramped by the old man, is it lucky to go shit?
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