Chapter 321: The 5:1 Great Battle
Back at the ancient mansion, Jiang Hudong sat on the floor with a depressed face, rubbed his eyes, and didn't seem to want to believe that he had never missed a run before, but this time he was completely defeated by Li Xiugen and Jin C.
There was no way, and in the end he could only be elected as a servant.
However, the victors were lying comfortably on the kang, chatting quietly with each other, for fear of disturbing Yin Zhiyuan, who was sleeping.
Kim Do-joon also sat up, leaning his back against the wall, and chatted briefly with MC Meng.
"Brother Meng, what have you been busy with lately?"
"Me? I'm busy with the new album, and it's about to be released, so Daojun will have to support me a lot when the time comes! ”
MC Meng, pouting and flattering like a wild monkey, said with a smile.
"Brother Meng is also releasing a new album? What is the title track? ”
Kim Do-jun said curiously, to be honest, he didn't care much about the members before, and he hadn't integrated into the group yet.
Since the last time, everyone has become harmonious, and Kim Do-jun has slowly opened his heart, helping them as his friends and getting along with each other.
"Circus! It's been recorded, and it's estimated that it will be released for a while, and I'm going to play on music programs, so Daojun can come over to help me support when the time comes! ”
MC Dream also sat next to Kim Do-joon side by side and said with a smile.
"Okay, don't worry! Brother Meng, I will definitely go when the time comes! ”
Kim Do-joon stretched out his palm and touched MC Meng, nodded in agreement.
At this time, Jiang Hudong complained to the staff outside.
"These people are not entertaining at all, this is a variety show, and it is not a sports competition. When I was running just now. Before we even set off, we were divided into lines. Is there such a thing? ”
After speaking, he covered his face with his hands and looked speechless.
"What should I do now?"
Jiang Hudong's heart was also up and down at this time, and he was thinking nonsense.
Servants are not easy to be, not to mention Meng, Yin Zhiyuan and Li Xiugen, Jiang Hudong thought about the three of them, his scalp was numb, no, he had to think of a way, please be a servant.
I thought about it a little. After thinking about it in his head, he stood up and spoke into front of the camera.
"What do I do best!"
The cameraman paused, and before he realized that Jiang Hudong was talking to him, he found that there was no one behind him, so he immediately responded.
"me!"
Jiang Hudong glared, he didn't expect the cameraman to say this, so he reacted suddenly and said.
"What? Cheating? Thank you! ”
Just when a few people in the room were chatting happily, bursts of laughter from time to time. Jiang Hudong stepped forward and tried to knock on the door. Said respectfully.
"Your Excellency, Your Excellency, ......!"
This is a unique way of addressing Korea in ancient times, and it is generally referred to as an official or a person of status, or a servant of the family.
At this time, Yin Zhiyuan was lifting Li Xiugen's clothes, revealing a smooth and white belly.
Maybe because he was fat, Yin Zhiyuan also stroked it with his hand, and Jin Daojun and MC Meng, who were watching, covered their mouths and laughed.
MC Meng heard Jiang Hudong's voice and immediately spoke.
"Who is it?"
Jiang Hudong half-bowed and said humbly.
"It's Hudong!"
Yin Zhiyuan also made a joke and said with a smile.
"What?"
"It's your servant!"
After everyone heard this, they each glanced at each other and found that they couldn't suppress their laughter.
Jiang Hudong also asked.
"May I come in for a moment?"
Yin Zhiyuan didn't have the slightest chance at all, and immediately refused.
"No way!"
Originally, Jiang Hudong wanted to beg for a good time, put down his body, and enter the room first, but he thought that he would be directly rejected by Yin Zhiyuan.
The expression on his face was full of embarrassment, his eyes were closed, his lower lip was biting, and there was some inexplicable pain.
Yin Zhiyuan sat down and continued.
"Tell me about anything! You can hear it inside! ”
Jiang Hudong restrained his expression and spoke.
"I want to see my lord for something, I hope to be able to go in and see you!"
At this time, several people played the role of ancient Korea, and even the way of speaking deliberately imitated the ancients.
Yin Zhiyuan pretended to be angry and scolded loudly.
"I don't want to see you guy, hurry up!"
Jin Daojun couldn't laugh, covering his mouth from time to time, and almost got into the quilt, for fear that he would laugh and be heard by Brother Hudong, and after the show ended, he would be miserable.
Jiang Hudong thought for a while, he had to try other methods, he couldn't be so passive.
Suddenly, an idea crossed his mind, and he continued to knock on the door and shouted loudly.
"My lord, a guest is coming!"
Li Xiugen had already guessed Jiang Hudong's tricks and said lightly.
"I don't have time to meet the guest today, so please ask him to come back!"
As a result, Jiang Hudong thought about it for a long time, but he had no choice but to use the last move, although it was a little damaged, but he would do whatever it took to get in.
Sticking out his index finger, he put it in his mouth and licked it, dipped a little spit, and tried to poke a small hole in the door.
Because it is an old house, many of the doors and windows are made of white paper, and the original appearance is maintained as much as possible.
At this time, Jin Daojun was about to go out, stood up, pushed the door open, and just pushed the door, so frightened that Jiang Hudong hid behind the door, and he was careless and almost fell.
After seeing Kim Do-joon come out, he laughed out loud out loud.
Anyway, the door always opens, and that's the good thing.
Kim Do-joon went to the bathroom, and when he came back, he found that everyone was sitting on the floor, with Kim C, Lee so-geun, Yin Ji-won, and MC Meng sitting on the side.
Only Jiang Hudong sat alone on the other side, seemingly divided into two phalanxes.
Jin Daojun hurriedly sat next to Brother Jin C, crossed his legs, adjusted a comfortable position, and then looked at Jiang Hudong to see what kind of tricks he could play.
Jiang Hudong said solemnly.
"I propose a plan to you, Jiang Hudong himself, to admit today's failure to you!"
First, formally admit defeat. Show yourself acceptable in terms of attitude.
He bowed to Kim Do-joon and the others.
MC asked thoughtfully.
"So what? And then what? ”
Kim C also said with a smile.
"Is it all over? Okay words. Then get out! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he asked Jiang Hudong to go out. It doesn't seem to give Jiang Hudong much face.
Then, he continued.
"I've decided not to have dinner tonight!"
Kim Do-joon immediately said with a smile.
"Isn't that what I said a long time ago? Besides, what does Brother Hu Dong eat, there is no pork belly, no chicken, not even an egg! How to eat dinner? ”
To be honest, Kim Dojun was quite surprised why Brother Hu Dong would say this, didn't he know?
The other four responded one after another.
"We all know this!"
Then. Jiang Hudong continued.
"I, today's pork belly, chicken, eggs, beer, I don't eat a mouthful, I don't drink a sip!"
After speaking, MC Meng said impatiently.
"Got it, let's get out!"
began to beckon Jiang Hudong to hurry out.
Li Xiugen covered his face even more, embarrassed to laugh, it can be regarded as shocking that he can reach this point as a scoundrel.
Yin Zhiyuan also asked with a smile.
"Is it cold outside and you don't want to go out? How many times do you want to say the exact same thing? ”
As soon as Yin Zhiyuan's words were finished, Jiang Hudong started his rogue mode again.
"Personally. I made an appointment with you today and it will last until 12 o'clock in the evening. In order to restore your reputation, after you have dinner, you will have a 5:1 competitive match with you, except for wrestling, and if I win, then the matter of being a servant will be canceled! ”
After Jiang Hudong finished speaking, Jin Daojun and several people sat together and discussed in a whisper. Li Xiugen glanced at Jiang Hudong and said.
"If it's 5:1, it's still more beneficial to us, do you want to promise him?"
Kim Do-joon waved his hand, a question swirling in his mind, and he immediately asked.
"What kind of game, is it up to you to make it?"
This is the core of the game, if it is a wrestling match, none of the five people is Jiang Hudong's opponent.
But now that wrestling is excluded, the rest can only be considered, after all, there are those you are good at, and there must be those you are not proficient in, so it is better to understand them in advance.
"Yes, yes, the competition items are set by me, but I have to practice for a while before I speak, so you can eat meat with peace of mind!"
Jiang Hudong is going to use the time when his younger brothers are having dinner to practice well, what kind of competition he just chooses to win five people.
Kim Do-joon then asked.
"What if you lose this game again? We promise you to participate in this competition, at least it will be good for us! ”
It's not that Kim Do-joon is boring, but that such a show, if you don't really put into it, will seem very fake and unreal.
When it was broadcast, the audience's messages were also a lot of doubts and objections, so try to be fair, truthful, and do your best, which is the purpose of the show.
Jiang Hudong looked at Kim Do-jun and said solemnly.
"Hunger strike until tomorrow morning!"
Everyone immediately let out "Wow......! Exclamations.
Yin Zhiyuan said with admiration.
"It seems that Brother Hu Dong has really made up his mind, and he didn't even eat breakfast and dinner, really!"
After saying that, he shook his head, took off his hat, and cut his hair.
Kim C pointed to the cameras around him and immediately responded.
"There are cameras everywhere around, 24 hours a day to monitor you, if you lose, you will be tied to Shanggen!"
Jiang Hudong narrowed his eyes after listening.
Is this the younger brother who gets along with him day and night? It feels like raising a group of white-eyed wolves, biting yourself back at a critical moment.
The guys who have always been younger brothers have now fully revealed their true colors.
Kim Do-joon said even more jokingly.
"When I go back tomorrow, I will go to the hospital for a gastroscopy first, and if it is not good, I can know in advance!"
Since you've played, let's play a little bigger, when the camera is on, everything is fine, of course, it's off the show, but it can't be like this, otherwise Brother Hu Dongge will be angry.
"Anyway, it's an appointment, Jiang Hudong is himself. Now I'm going out to practice! ”
After saying that, he stood up and left the room. Put your hands in your pockets. When I came outside, in order to restore my reputation, I jumped up the steps step by step with my hands behind my back and began to exercise.
At this time, several people who remained in the room were beginning to discuss.
Kim Do-joon was the first to ask.
"You said, we just did this, will Brother Hu Dong be angry?"
Because the participation in two days and one night is not very long, Kim Do-jun still doesn't know Jiang Hudong very well. It's just a rough idea.
If you want to understand a person thoroughly, you can't do it without the accumulation of time.
Yin Zhiyuan looked at Kim Do-jun and knew that he was thinking nonsense again, so he said with a smile.
"Daojun, you don't know Brother Hudong yet, he won't be angry, on the contrary, if you don't do a variety show well, you may not say anything in the show, but you get off the show. I'm going to criticize you severely, and that's what happened when I first came out. But it's much better now! Rest assured! The effect of the show is the most important, you have to remember that we do variety shows, not for ourselves, but for the audience in front of the TV, their preferences are the most important, and the rest can be given up! ”
This is what the seniors in the 90s said to themselves, although it is just simple advice, but it can be heard from his words that Brother Hu Dong's requirements for variety shows are indeed very high.
Especially the MC who participated in the show played a pivotal role, and they must not be careless.
After listening to this, Kim Dojun nodded, and then leaned back with confidence and started to stay at random.
"Let's go, let's go out for a barbecue! Hungry! ”
MC Meng stood up and said with a smile.
As soon as he finished speaking, he was unanimously agreed by everyone, and they all stood up and walked outside.
After cutting the pork belly, put it on a baking tray and start grilling.
There was a burst of "smack" sounds, and soon the pork belly was browned, and the fat slowly fried out, making the pork belly crystal clear and looking very appetizing.
The baking tray still found a pot lid in the ancient house, barely used as a barbecue tool, and each of the five people took a pair of chopsticks and surrounded them, forming an arc.
The aroma of barbecue gradually emanated, even the entire production team smelled it, and there was some abnormality, especially when the cameraman kept swallowing saliva.
"Come to Daojun, the first bite is yours, if you didn't win the first place today, we wouldn't be able to eat pork belly!"
Li Xiugen sandwiched a piece of roasted pork belly, dipped it in some chili sauce, and put his hand underneath it, for fear of falling off.
Kim Do-jun lowered his head and took a bite into his mouth, only to find that the meat was really fat as soon as he entered his mouth, and jumped and said.
"Scalded, scalded!"
Chewing indiscriminately at the corner of his mouth, he put it on the left side and the right side for a while, and finally it cooled a little before swallowing it in one gulp.
Jiang Hudong has now been completely forgotten, and the members are immersed in the taste of barbecue.
Kim Do-jun specially clipped a few pieces and sent them to the mouths of producers and videographers and lighting designers of Lee Myung-han, although there were not many of them, but they also expressed their hearts.
"Doesn't it taste good and chewy?"
Kim Do-joon asked with a smile as he looked at the camera.
After the cameraman finished eating, he carried the camera up and down and nodded, indicating that he agreed, not because he didn't want to speak, but because it was too hot to say at all.
At this time, Jiang Hudong was in a state of preparation, in full swing of cultivation, push-ups, frog jumps, warm-up exercises, there were many of them.
Fighting hunger is exactly what boxers are like when they compete.
After the cultivation was over, he said out of breath.
"I'm more tired now than I was before!"
Dinner was being prepared in full swing here, and Kim Do-jun looked at MC Meng curiously, and suddenly remembered Brother Hudong's appearance, and asked.
"Are we really going to leave him alone and starving?"
Jin C was busy with barbecue at this time, and said lightly.
"Brother Hudong? Whatever the hell he does! ”
Kim Do-joon thought about it, and indeed, followed Kim C's mouth and said.
"Alas! It's also said, if you don't eat a meal, will you starve to death? ”
I can't care so much, filling my stomach first is the king.
Producer Li Minghan walked up to Jiang Hudong's side, saw that he was sitting there, muttering to himself, and immediately spoke.
"What's the matter, have you given up cultivation?"
Jiang Hudong shrugged his shoulders and said lightly.
"When I was young, I could still endure hunger, but now, I'm dying of hunger, what else do I practice, when I'm more troubled, in the 5:1 competition, I don't know what kind of project to choose, this is the biggest headache, or 5:1 rock-paper-scissors?"
After saying that, I practiced with producer Lee Myung-han first, and I lost to him for the first time.
It seems that this method will not work at all, and if you choose rock-paper-scissors, there is no possibility of winning at all.
"What kind of project to choose is really a big question!"
Jiang Hudong scratched his head, looking irritable.
At this time, the cameraman thought of an idea and said with a smile.
"Do you want to compete, who eats fast?"
Jiang Hudong thought about it, it is indeed a good idea, not only can you win the game, you don't have to be a servant, but you can also fill your stomach, it is really a plan to kill two birds with one stone!
"Otherwise, if you cook 5 packs of ramen, in a 5:1 competition, whoever eats the ramen the fastest wins?"
If this is done well, it seems to be able to win.
Thinking of this, Jiang Hudong seemed to be full of fighting spirit all over his body, and even his steps down the mountain were much stronger, and when he came to the center of the venue, he found that his younger brothers were cooking.
"Daojun, what are you doing?"
Jiang Hudong walked to the kitchen and saw Kim Do-jun and Yin Zhiyuan squatting on the ground, constantly adding wood to the stove.
"Oh, Brother Hudong, you're cooking!"
After saying that, Jiang Hudong also squatted down, helped Jin Daojun and them to make a fire together, and specially touched the wood that had been burned just now.
At this time, Kim Do-joon's eyes were suddenly smoked by smoke, and he immediately stood up and coughed.
"My eyes are smoky, it hurts!"
"Eye pain? I'll take a look! ”
After speaking, Jiang Hudong stood up, walked to Jin Daojun's side, stretched out his fingers, massaged Daojun's figure-eight lines, and whispered.
"If you massage it like this, it will be a little more comfortable, do you feel it?"
To be honest, it was indeed a little more comfortable, his eyes didn't hurt too much, and Kim Dojun felt a little comfortable.
It's just that the pain of the eyes being smoked, how can it have anything to do with the top of the figure-eight pattern?
Kim Do-joon was a little puzzled.
After the massage, Jiang Hudong immediately walked out and "fluttered" at the camera! "Laugh out loud.
Jin Daojun didn't know that the side of his nose had been smeared by Brother Hu Dong, and he looked dumbfounded, squatting on the ground and continuing to start a fire.
After a while, Kim Do-jun came out of the kitchen, came to the center of the field, and found everyone staring at him, and just about to say something strange, Kim C suddenly spoke.
"Daojun, you look so handsome, more handsome than me!"
Thumbs up.
"Me? Are you sure? ”
Kim Do-joon pointed at himself with a surprised expression, saying that he was handsome? How is it possible, is it that Brother Jin C drank too much?
Jiang Hudong walked over at this time and said with a smile.
"Where can I find a high-end appearance like Daojun!"
For Kim Do-jun's appearance, several people praised him to the extreme, and said with a flattering face.
Kim Do-jun looked at everyone with a puzzled expression, and suddenly asked with a smile.
"Hidden cameras, huh?" (To be continued......)
PS: 2 in 1