"Okay, why don't you hurry up? What else is there to grind? Grandma urged.

In fact, Biaozi doesn't want to go, he doesn't want to go on a blind date now, what's going on? blamed himself for saying that he wanted his grandmother to find a partner for him just now, and he was talking about the scene just now, how could this be fulfilled so quickly? Who did you offend?

Biaozi is a person who likes freedom, when he was at home, his mother always gave him a blind date, and he often ran to Jiahao's house, but he didn't expect to be unable to escape fate, and this went to Jiahao's house Grandma still gave himself a blind date. In this life, Biaozi is not destined to be blind date.

"Okay, grandma I know, oh, by the way, grandma, I have something to do later, can I not go on a blind date?" Biao Zi said with an idea.

"That's not good, nothing is as important as a lifetime event. Hurry up and change your clothes, and dress handsomely. Grandma admonished again.

"Look at what you said, when have I not been handsome, I'm handsome, okay, it's just that handsome isn't so obvious." Biaozi used his right hand to make a figure-eight shape under his chin.

There's no way around it, who told me to let my grandmother introduce me just now, look, now I'm smashing my hands, right?

But Biaozi still changed into what he thought was the most handsome clothes, he walked to the mirror and looked at himself, a white shirt, a black daughter-in-law wearing a black outside, and a fly master crutch couldn't get up when he wore leather shoes.

Biao Zi looked at himself in front of the mirror and said: "I'm still very handsome, yes, it's not my problem to be handsome, okay, the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, and I will go up, maybe kill a dark horse." ”

Jiahao walked into the yard, and after his grandmother looked at Jiahao after changing his clothes, he showed that he was polite and polite, and the jade tree was in the wind.

Grandma looked at Jiahao and said, "Oops." is still handsome, this change of clothes is different, this person relies on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, this is not false at all. You wait here first, I'll go get some good tea first. ”

Grandma looked at Biaozi and left with a smile.

"Grandma, you...... Not so much trouble, not so much trouble. Biaozi watched his grandmother leave with a smile, and he shouted loudly.

"Biaozi, hurry up and wait at the door, this fat girl is here. Hurry up, go and greet it. At this time, the third aunt came panting and said.

"Third aunt, slow down, I know, I feel like it's okay for me to wait here. I'd better not go. "Biaozi really doesn't want to greet any fat girls, and when she hears this name, it's not high-end.

"If you really don't want to go, forget it. Then you go to the house and pour the tea. When people come, I'll drink it right away. The third aunt looked at Biaozi and said.

"Alright then, I'll go pour tea." Biao Zi said reluctantly.

"I'll tell you, Biaozi, this fat girl is still very beautiful, her skin is as white as a child's book, yes, the standard goose egg face, and delicate skin can pinch out the water. You've got to hurry. She usually lives in the city, and now she comes here to play, and her grandmother's house is from our village, but she usually lives in the city. You've got to hold it. The third aunt gushed endlessly.

Hearing the third aunt say this, he felt that it was okay to wait for this girl, it was still good, so wait, anyway, he had been on a blind date so many times, and he didn't care about this time, right? Wouldn't it be nice if you really met a fairy? He didn't believe it, this Hao and Wang Tao could grow up so well, why couldn't he? He really didn't believe it.

Jiahao walked into the room, and at this time, grandma took the tea leaves picked at home, handed it to Biaozi and said, "Biaozi, you must grasp it, that fat girl is still good, hold it." ”

This grandmother and the third aunt both said that this fat girl is still good, but she is a little fatter, where is this girl fat? It is absolutely impossible to be as fat as yourself, don't you see that Yang Guifei is not very fat? But they are first-class beauties, and he believes that what will come is also the same beauty as Yang Guifei.

Biaozi poured tea while waiting for a miracle to appear.

Ten minutes later......

"Biaozi, hurry up, the fat girl is here, the fat girl is here." The third aunt shouted.

"Really? I know. Biaozi said.

Biaozi's heart went up and down, listening to the third aunt and grandmother say that the girl is still very beautiful, it's good to be beautiful, in fact, he is not a person who cares much about appearance, the key is to be able to take it out, right, it's better than dinosaurs.

"Grandma, where is the man you're talking about?" It was Grandma Zhao in the village who said this, that is, the grandmother of the fat girl.

"Grandma Zhao, you're here, please come to the house, Biaozi will prepare tea for you in the room." Grandma said with a smile.

"Okay, our fat girl will be here soon, I'll take a look first." Grandma Zhao said.

Grandma Zhao went directly into the room, saw Biaozi, and said with a smile: "Jiahao, his grandmother, is this one?" ”

"Fat grandma, yes, this is Jia Hao, it's very good, right?" Grandma said with a smile.

"Hello Grandma Zhao!" Biao Zi smiled and brought the tea to Grandma Zhao and said.

"Hello, it's Biaozi, right? It's okay, I heard that your family runs a restaurant, how is the business? Grandma Zhao looked at Biaozi and said.

"It's okay, enough food and clothing anyway." Biaozi looked at Grandma Zhao and said.

Biaozi really didn't expect this Grandma Zhao to praise herself for being good-looking, it's really good, although she is a little fatter and her eyes are smaller, the rest is still good.

"Fat girl, her grandmother, why hasn't the fat girl come yet?". Grandma tilted her head and looked out of the door.

"Our fat girl said let me help her check first, and she is still dressing up at home, saying that she will come soon." Grandma Zhao said.

"Oh, it's okay, we'll wait." Grandma said with a smile.

After a while, I saw a person running in, breaking directly into the room, and said in a loud voice: "I'm late, I'm sorry, I'm putting on makeup." ”

"Fat girl, why are you here now? Sit down. Grandma said with a smile.

Biaozi looked at the girl in front of him, and suddenly his mouth opened and stared at his small eyes, his expression was extremely worried.

I saw a chubby girl wearing a dark green sweatshirt, standing there, like a mailbox. The eyes that narrowed into a line with the lost people did not taste life, and the thighs were as thick as the calves. The upper body is as thick as the lower body, making it really hard to tell which one is the waist. The flesh on the neck was covered by layers, like stacked waves. The fat belly is like a pregnant and almost born, and if it falls into the water, it will definitely not sink.

Biaozi stared at the fat girl in front of her, her person really matched her name, this is not two hundred pounds, but also two hundred and five pounds and two hundred and twenty pounds, how fat she is, this is a thin person in front of her.

"Hello, are you the one with me on a blind date?" The fat girl smiled and stretched out her hand to shake hands with Biaozi and said.

Biaozi looked at the fat man in front of him, and he felt that he was sorry for the word fat man, because he was really thin. Biaozi thought to herself, "Can I say I'm not?" I really don't want to be myself. ”

"Hello, I am, my name is Ma Wenbiao." Biaozi also reached out and shook hands with the fat girl and said.

"Hello, my name is Wang Miaomiao, it's a pleasure to meet you." The chubby girl said with a smile.

"My mother, you shouldn't be called Wang Miaomiao, you should be called Wang Miaomiao, look at your fat body, you're really slender." Biaozi thought in his heart.

"Sit down, chubby, hurry." Grandma looked at the chubby girl and said.

The third aunt looked at the fat girl and looked at Biaozi with a smile, she felt that these two people were still playing, so she beckoned Grandma Zhao to go to other rooms, she wanted to make room for these two people, and give them a place to be alone.

"It's okay, you're here, it's good for you to be here." Biao Zi saw that the third aunt was going to take everyone away, and he hurriedly said.

Biaozi looked at the fat girl looking at his squinting eyes, he was still very scared in his heart, this girl was really open, she looked at herself with such eyes when she met for the first time, and he only looked at his own heart, and he felt that it was better to have more people.

"Okay, grandma, you go and do things with Grandma Jiahao, I'll just talk to Wen Biao." The fat girl looked at Biaozi and said with a smile.

"What? Wen Biao? Is there any mistake? It's only been two minutes since you've known each other, and it's not that intimate, right? Biaozi shouted in his heart.

Grandma Jiahao took Grandma Zhao out, leaving only Biaozi and Fat Girl on vacation.

Biaozi looked at the fat girl always looking at himself like that, he really wanted to go out, but it was too rude to go out now. But it's not good to just let people look at him, he still has to find something to talk about.

"Hello Wang Miaomiao, what is your ideal boy?" Biaozi really doesn't know what to talk about, so let's talk about something casually.

"I like to be as fat as me, and I like to be as handsome as I am, and I like to be too handsome, and I'm not reliable if I'm too handsome, and I don't like to be thin, so it doesn't feel good to the touch. The boy has a humorous personality, is funny, and has to be filial. The fat girl smiled and looked at Biaozi and said.

Biaozi asked this question on purpose, he mainly wanted to see what kind of fat girl he liked, so that he could go against the fat girl. Then the chubby chick can't help but leave.

"Oh, that's right. I like thin, pretty, gentle, and filial piety. Biaozi said with a smile.

Biaozi really couldn't help it, he didn't want to stay for a moment, he felt that he had better leave, such a blind date was really uncomfortable.

"You don't understand this, right, the thin one feels like a bone frame, what's so good? It's still a fat man like us, it feels good to the touch, and there are a few thin ones that are full here, you look at mine. The fat girl shook her chest and said.

"Oh my God, who have I offended? Isn't it okay for me to apologize to you? Will you spare me? This girl is too much, she actually shook her chest with the person she just met, my biaozi's courage is very big, but my guts are pale in front of this fat man. Biaozi glared at the fat girl and said. (To be continued......)