Chapter 1: I crossed over
"Did I really cross over?" Lin Xiaomeng sat on the bed like a log and hadn't woken up from the fact of crossing, she stretched out her hand and pinched her white face, ah~ It hurts, it's not a dream, it's real? She was dazed. This... What's going on?
Lin Xiaomeng, female, twenty-three years old, no, he was twenty-three years old in his previous life, and he was born in Huaxia. When she was born, she was a fat person, and she weighed nine pounds and five taels to beat all the newborns in the delivery room. The large apple face, the flesh on the arms and legs is circled, like wearing countless swimming rings, and the fat appearance is simply a blessing doll that came out of the rural New Year paintings.
At that time, she still received a lot of praise, and when people saw her, they said, "Oh, this little fat boy is so cute" and "This face is round like an apple!" But the more you go on, the less this kind of praise becomes, after all, isn't it beautiful for people to grow up and be so fat? Especially in this country where thinness is beautiful, everyone's eyes on her began to be full of disgust, and some people even blatantly looked at her as if she was looking at a monster, and no one praised her for being beautiful and cute anymore.
The only ones who love her more are her parents, because they are also big fat people. Some people say that they are all so fat, of course, they think their children are fat and good-looking. But even if you are not fat, you can see so many child maniacs on the Internet, no matter how ugly your children are, parents will always think that they are the cutest children in the world, and they are angels.
Although many angels are face down when they come, they don't care, they still go their own way, **, WeChat, various forums are filled with countless children's various "cute photos", for those who dislike their photos, they also say that I am happy, I am happy, my territory, I am in charge, I don't like to click on the upper right corner to go quickly.
Cough... Cough... Far from it. Like most first-time mothers, Lin Xiaomeng's parents also feel that their children are the only angels in this world. Since the child began to eat meat, what eggs, ribs, and chicken legs are stuffed into the child's mouth, they will give the child as much as they eat, and when they eat it is not in blocks but in bowls, the amount of food is also the amount of ordinary adults, and when they wake up, it is too late for the child to be so fat like them, the child's stomach has been enlarged by them, and it is no longer small, and the child can't eat less at all, and he is hungry and panicked.
So as he grew older, Lin Xiaomeng changed from a little fat man to a big fat man.
But she is still very happy, her family is superior, her parents love her, there is food every day, in her mother's words, they are a happy fat family. It's good, but it's always unpleasant.
Since elementary school, Lin Xiaomeng has suffered a lot of unfair treatment. The three good students don't have her share, that's all, her grades are not very good; She didn't have a part in the speech contest, and she thought her image was too bad, although she liked to tell stories very much; But why doesn't she have a share in the singing competition? You must know that the fat man's middle breath is very sufficient, and her voice is so loud that the whole street can hear her roar, but the choir teacher said that because she is too full of middle breath and has a big voice, as soon as she sings, the whole group only hears her voice, which is not in harmony. So she was also dropped by the association.
Even if it doesn't matter, there are always people who bully her. It's just a matter of cynicism, and they are still blocking on the way out of school, throwing stones at her. I'm not crazy, what kind of pebbles do I throw? Why? It's really unbearable and aunt can't bear it, Lin Xiaomeng finally broke out, damn, what's wrong with me being fat, what's in the way of you, is it to eat and drink yours, or take you, I don't dislike you for being thin, why do you think I'm fat? Are fat people born to be bullied?
Finally, one day on the way out of school, she grabbed her chubby fist and beat the child who threw stones at her, and no one "accompanied" her from school again. So much so that when she walked alone on the way out of school, she still missed that time when she was accompanied, why was it gone?
Later, when she went to middle school and met new classmates, naturally someone came into the ranks of bullying her. After learning from the pain, Lin Xiaomeng decided to fight back. So from the beginning of her junior year, she practiced taekwondo with high difficulty. Why is it difficult? It's because Lin Xiaomeng is too fat, there is too much meat on his hands and legs, and it is difficult to lift it. But Lin Xiaomeng has an advantage, that is, she has a lot of perseverance, and she will do her best to do what she believes, of course, excluding weight loss. It's not that she hasn't thought about losing weight, but she hasn't taken it too seriously, she hasn't officially joined the schedule, and she doesn't think there's anything bad about being a fat person.
The training of taekwondo has been difficult to lift his arms and legs at the beginning, and then he has become a kung fu master. Although the body is still chubby, it is very flexible, reminiscent of "Kung Fu Panda".
Since then, anyone who intends to bully her has been bullied back by her, and in the eyes of others, she has become a little sister, a master of fighting, and no one dares to mess with her from then on.
Originally, Lin Xiaomeng also wanted to lose weight into a lightning bolt by practicing taekwondo, but who knew that he didn't lose weight, but his muscles grew stronger and stronger, and he became a veritable female man. Who said exercise makes you thinner? Swindler! She often cursed the brick family who said that exercise made her thinner, but she didn't want to think that she didn't diet at all, the more she exercised and the more she ate, the more she ate, the more meat she would grow, and it became an impossible task to lose weight.
recognized this fact, Lin Xiaomeng also accepted his fate. From now on, I don't want to lose weight, and let's be a happy fat person.
Later, I went to high school and was admitted to university, but I didn't find a suitable job after graduation, after all, her image, one meter seven, with a big waist and a round waist, is like a god, only a security company will want it. But her family background couldn't make her a security guard, so Lin Xiaomeng was idle at home, playing games and reading novels on the Internet all day long, and later tried to write online novels at a certain point. Although they are all goods on the street, she believes that as long as she perseveres, the iron pestle can also be sharpened into a needle.
But after writing for so long, I didn't have a penny, and such a big person can't rely on his parents anymore to support him. Looking at his own ** barrel-shaped figure in front of the dressing mirror, Lin Xiaomeng had a flash of inspiration in his mind and suddenly came up with a good idea. Open a taekwondo gym, and it is a taekwondo gym that specializes in teaching fat people, just so that you can apply what you have learned.
Now there is no shortage of fat people in society, and there is no shortage of rich fat people, so with the funding of his parents, Lin Xiaomeng's fat taekwondo gym was successfully opened, and the business was unexpectedly booming, making a lot of money.
Lin Xiaomeng's fat taekwondo gym teaches most of the students, both elementary and middle school students, so the class time is generally concentrated on Saturdays and Sundays, so she usually has a lot of time, so she continues to write her novels at a certain point.
Most of the novels she writes are fantasy martial arts, and she likes this genre very much. As for those popular "domineering presidents" or palace fights, she knows that she doesn't have that brain, she can't write those crooked thoughts, and besides, she has never been in love, and she doesn't understand the love in it, so she never dabbles in those categories. is still those whimsical fantasy texts and martial arts texts that are most in line with her character.
She finished her second novel that day, and although she still didn't have much money, she decided to go out and have a good meal after so much hard work.
She walked out of her rented cabin. The rental cottage is in a densely populated area, and you can walk through a narrow alley to the street outside. When she walked to the entrance of the alley, she saw a few thugs robbing in the aunt's bun shop at the entrance of the alley, where she often ate breakfast, and her chivalrous spirit arose, and she rushed up and beat the thugs away with three punches and two kicks.
Aunt Baozi was grateful to her, and said that she would stuff a few buns into her and say that she was grateful to her. Originally, she was going to go out to eat a big meal, but with these buns, can she eat anything else? You must know that each of Aunt Baozi's buns is the size of her two fists, and Aunt Baozi gave her five. This can't be wasted, can it? So she returned to her rental cottage with a bag of buns in her hand.
After she gulped down the first bun, she felt that it tasted good, so she started to eat the second one, and just took a bite of the mouth and there was a "crackdown" sound, she was startled, can you still break her teeth after eating buns? She put her tongue in her mouth, and fortunately, her teeth were intact, but she pulled out a coin in her mouth.
This is not a New Year's holiday, what is Aunt Baozi playing? Lucky Coins? Should I buy a lottery ticket? Maybe you can win five million. Lin Xiaomeng thought about it, flipped the coin over and over again, and looked at it carefully.
This is not an ordinary coin, the coin is golden, it looks like a gold coin, but it is not engraved with a few dollars and dimes, nor is it a pattern of flowers or people in ordinary coins. One side of the gold coin is carved with a dragon, and the other side is carved with a... Phoenix? Suzaku? Lin Xiaomeng is not sure. This is... In-game currency? Lin Xiaomeng was a little confused.
Just thinking about the gold coin, the golden light suddenly shone brightly, and a purple light shot out of Suzaku's eyes like lightning and slashed towards Lin Xiaomeng's eyebrows, Lin Xiaomeng's brain ached, and his eyes rolled and fainted.
When she woke up again, Lin Xiaomeng came here, lying on the bed, the memory in her head told her that this was a cultivation world, and she was still called Lin Xiaomeng, but this was not the point, the point was that she was still a fat man, and a fat man without spiritual roots. Oh sell ga, how can she live in this world of cultivation?