Chapter 31: The Farce of Half a Modern Man
Gu Feng saw that the Zhao team was stopped by Chang Tiejun, and thought to himself that if he didn't leave at this time, he would wait for a while, and he could run much faster than a rabbit, and he ran from the street to the end of the street almost as soon as he slipped away.
He didn't regret that he couldn't make a name for himself, but he was glad that he had gotten rid of the troublesome police, and when he looked up, there was a big pharmacy in front of him, so he crashed into it.
The pharmacy is very large, with a complete range of Chinese and Western medicines, but there are no customers at this time, and in front of the three-meter-high Chinese medicine cabinet, a female clerk is standing on the ladder to sort out the Chinese medicine in the drawer.
On a June day, the cool Yan, although the female clerk's white robe was not really worn, but it was a short skirt, in the line of sight of the lower and high heights, Gu Feng, who wanted to buy Chinese medicine, only needed to raise his head slightly to see the infinite spring of the female clerk, but he lost his sexual interest after just looking at it.
The female clerk looks good, even better than many women walking on the street, her legs are also very slender and smooth, enough to dazzle people's eyes, but there is a small quilt between those legs, which makes Gu Feng unappetizing, but the whispered conversation from the pharmacy has attracted Gu Feng's attention.
"Manager Du, why is last month's turnover less than the previous month's? It's hot, and more people should buy medicine! ”
"Boss, don't you know, although the weather is hot, but there is a lot of rain, it has been raining for most of the month, and there are a lot fewer people shopping!"
"I don't care about you, if I come to check the accounts next month, you don't have to do it as a manager! Of the more than 40 chain pharmacies in my city, the one you are responsible for has the worst performance! ”
"Boss, me"
"Stop, if you want to complain, then don't worry, you know that I, Zheng Aniu, have never had a price to talk about!"
"No, no, boss, I'm asking if the medicine I gave you last time is useful?"
"That mb, you can still say, Director Qian's waste is really a wreck, I can't even figure out which cup, and finally put it on my cup, and all five of them were put down, which made Lao Tzu make a night of complaining, originally once a few months, but was forced to become a few times a night, and lay down the next day, and stayed in the hospital for a week!"
"Huh? That medicine only says that it is useful for women, but it is also useful for men? ”
"Humph! Try it yourself and find out! ”
"Ugh."
"By the way, is there any medicine left?"
"How many more, boss, do you want more?"
"Yes, of course, that woman asked me again, I made an appointment with her tomorrow night, MB's, I didn't mess with her last time, this time I have to settle her."
"Haha, then I wish the boss success!"
"Hehe, I love to hear this, if this girl messes with it, I'll consider deducting half of your bonus this month!"
"Ugh"
Being less nosy and eating more is good for everyone! This is Su Man'er's earnest repentance to Gu Feng at the dinner table, although this thing sounds dirty, but Gu Feng thinks that it is better to hang it high if it is not about himself, so he retracted his ears, and it happened that the female clerk here also came down from the ladder.
Gu Feng didn't need to be a child, the name of the medicine came as soon as he opened his mouth, and he fully reported the name and amount of more than 30 flavors of Chinese medicine, which made the female clerk mess around, and turned out a cold sweat with cheap perfume
When Su Man'er came home from work, she smelled a smell of medicine when she entered the door, which was very strange and delightful, because she thought that this man who couldn't do anything but watch TV would use kitchen utensils without a teacher, and after entering the house, she was even more surprised to see a table full of dishes on the table, it turned out that this man could also cook!
Suddenly, in addition to joy, there was also a warmth, this was the first time that a man was willing to cook for her. But when she walked into the kitchen, she was dumbfounded.
The kitchen was in shambles, as if it had gone through a Star Wars, and the range hood had been blown open entirely, half of it was still hanging on it, and the other half was on the floor.
On the wall, on the stove, on the floor, there were grains of rice and broken dishes everywhere, and the man was also embarrassed, squatting on the ground with his head and face of rice cleaning.
Seeing such a scene, Su Man'er really couldn't cry or laugh, and asked, "Gu Feng, what's wrong, what's going on?" ”
Gu Feng raised his head, and a pitiful wry smile appeared on his handsome face, and then he told what had happened,
It turned out that after Gu Feng bought medicine at the pharmacy, he went to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables and came back, and he had learned how to use gas on TV, and after finding a pot to fry the medicine, he began to cook.
Everything went smoothly, Gu Feng was even a little proud, his learning and comprehension ability was still quite strong, but when he made the last dish, he remembered that he didn't seem to have cooked yet!
I looked for a pot under the stove, and was about to wash rice for cooking, but found that this pot made of pure metal seemed to be integrated, and it couldn't be opened, and I studied it carefully, it turned out that the lid of the pot can be rotated, three circles on the left, three circles on the right, and finally turned it away, so I quickly washed it, washed the rice, washed the rice and added water, and then turned the lid several times before it was covered.
After boiling for a few minutes, the cone on the top of the pot actually began to "sizzle", and it kept spinning, which startled Gu Feng, and checked that there was no abnormality, and then he was relieved.
After waiting for a few more minutes, the aroma of rice came out of the small hole in the awl, but Gu Feng thought that it was not fully ripe at this time, so he waited a little longer, and it was like five minutes, and as a result, the aroma of rice turned into a mushy smell.
The rice was burnt, Gu Feng was in a hurry, immediately turned off the heat, and then hurriedly rotated the lid of the pot three times on the left and three times on the right, wanting to open it to see how much it was pasted.
I was turning energetically, and as a result, the cup happened.
"Bang!" With a loud bang, the entire lid of the pot rose to the sky and smashed into the range hood, and all the rice in the pot squirted out at once. If it weren't for Gu Feng's quick reaction and such good kung fu, he would have been seriously injured by the explosion at this time, but despite this, he was still stained by the rice grains in the sky after retreating a few steps.
Listening to the origin of the incident, Su Man'er couldn't cry or laugh even more, "This is a pressure cooker, you have to lift this awl before opening the lid, and the steam inside can only be opened, if you don't deflate, you can open it directly, and you won't be injured by the explosion, this kind of pot is rarely used because of its potential danger, don't you see that I use a rice cooker for every meal I cook for you?" ”
Gu Feng was confused when he heard this, "Is there a difference between this pot and a pot?" ”
Su Man'er listened to it, and said angrily: "One uses electricity, and the other uses gas, do you say there is a difference?" ”
Gu Feng nodded stunnedly, but he still defended himself vigorously, "You can't blame me for this, you can only blame the TV for not saying how to use the pressure cooker!"
Su Man'er fainted half to death again, and after thinking about it, it seems that she can't blame the TV, but she can only blame herself, she should patiently explain to him the use of all the electrical appliances and stoves and other things in this room, but she still wonders why this guy is so shrewd about some things, and so confused about some things!
I don't understand, I don't understand at all, I've been together for a few days, so it stands to reason that I should have some understanding, but the more I get along, the more she can't see through him!
Perhaps, because of this, I am full of curiosity about him!
Alas, don't guess that little thing between men and women, guess and guess, you can't guess Su Man'er sighed silently in her heart, so she brought a towel, pulled up Gu Feng, who was still squatting there, and said while wiping the rice grains on his body: "Don't get it, I'll clean it up after eating in a while!" ”
"Oh!" Gu Feng answered, and stood there staring blankly at Su Man'er who was cleaning up the rice for him.
"See what?" Su Man'er was originally frank and open, but when she felt his strange and burning eyes, she began to feel uncomfortable, her heartbeat was faster, and her face was hot.
"Sister, you are so beautiful!" Gu Feng praised from the bottom of his heart.
Su Man'er's movements stagnated, and the whole person almost fell to the ground softly, but it was easy to calm down, threw the towel on him, and pretended to be annoyed and scolded: "Oily tone!" ”
Gu Feng stood there stupidly with the towel she threw over, he couldn't understand why she was okay just now, and he became angry in a blink of an eye, could it be that it was wrong to tell the truth?
(Rush to the charts in the new week, ask for fire support, comrades, fire at me!) )