Haoxue was simply lamenting his misfortune, angry and indisputable, so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time.

Over there, Zhang Asheng still had a sad look on his face and asked, "Can't you send a knife?" That's all my family has to say...... So what now? ”

Haoxue is really a little too lazy to take care of this fat paper with a funny brain.

Ancestral knives will be given knives? If you want to have an ancestral brick, you will send a brick?

If it weren't for Guo Daxia's face, he wouldn't have become an out-of-school child in elementary school, and he would have hung up the phone directly.

I don't have a gift, so I want it!

I casually went downstairs and borrowed a bracelet from Wanjun Xiaoyan or something, which is better than you sending a knife!

Originally, the difficulty of your confession was to send a 10 yuan small peach heart necklace, and then get it done in a few words.

Now he has been transformed by this pig-like teammate into the difficulty of Chen Chenbi and Cheng Shuang......

Is this still woolen?

"You can't fool me, don't let the seventh sister ignore me from now on, I'm ......"

"Shut up!"

Haoxue impatiently interrupted Zhang Asheng's fragmented thoughts and actively thought about countermeasures.

"Listen, knock on the window again and tell her to come out. And then you follow what I say, and you do whatever I tell you to do, understand? ”

This situation is obviously a big headwind, and whether it can be turned around depends on this wave.

"Also...... Still knocking? ”

Zhang Asheng thought to himself that he didn't give a good face last time, and if he did it again, would he directly develop into an enemy.

"If you can't believe it, forget it, you can go back and explain it to her yourself!"

Haoxue was too lazy to bother, originally the focus of this call was to report Guo Jing's whereabouts, so he called Nan Xiren if he couldn't do it. That guy just needs to be concise and to the point, and he doesn't grind.

"Hey! Don't ......"

Zhang Asheng looked at Han Xiaoying's room. There was also a faint light inside, and I couldn't help but feel a little more hopeful. Grit your teeth and believe in this mysterious guy again!

"Seventh Sister...... You come out, Zhang Asheng has something to say......"

It's this sentence again!

Haoxue hurriedly interrupted: "Shut up, listen to me, and follow along." You don't have a say anymore! ”

"Xiaoying, don't you know the true meaning of my knife?"

Yes?

Zhang Asheng thought to himself, is there still a true meaning in this? You didn't say it just now...... Sure enough, it was a trap for me!

Haoxue waited for a while, didn't hear any movement, and said angrily: "You follow the study!" What are you stupid? ”

Belch...... Yes!

Zhang Asheng woke up like from a dream, thinking that this time he had fought hard. Even if I was cut by the seventh sister, I didn't dodge, I just said that I had hysteria tonight, and I didn't know what I said and did at all!

"Xiaoying, don't you know the true meaning of my knife?"

The lines designed by Haoxue really worked, and there was silence in the room for a while, and a cold female voice came out.

"Isn't it just a cut-off? I get it! Fifth brother, you don't have to say much, everything is my wishful thinking. From now on, we are still good brothers and sisters who are married to Jinlan. That's all! ”

Zhang Asheng was stupid, listening to the meaning of this, it was obvious that there was a door, but he was sent by a knife by himself.

What to do?

Of course, Haoxue has a way. Hehe smiled: "Xiaoying, you really misunderstood, let's go out first." The moonlight is just right tonight. How can you miss the beautiful scenery? ”

……

"me, stupid!"

Zhang Asheng repeated it at this time, nervously waiting for Han Xiaoying's reply.

There was no movement in the house. After a while, the door creaked open. Han Xiaoying appeared again, but this time her face did not have the previous shy and timid appearance, but coldly, and said indifferently: "What is the misunderstanding?" ”

It's no wonder that Han Xiaoying shook her face.

People are so good-looking and beautiful as a girl, and they fall in love with you like a pig...... It's already considered low-profile. In the end, you tricked people out and sent them directly with a knife?

What do you mean?

It's polite to slam the door for you, and the tsundere stabbed back with a direct backhand......

"Xiaoying, when I was a child, I grew up in a very poor place, and every family lived a very hard life, and I couldn't eat a bite of meat all year round, which was a common thing......"

Zhang Asheng was stunned, how did it become a grievance conference?

After hesitating for a moment, he still said it again, looking at Han Xiaoying's face with some apprehension.

Han Xiaoying also frowned slightly, thinking to herself, didn't you say that there was a misunderstanding in sending the knife just now, I came out and waited to hear what the misunderstanding was. How do you talk about things when you were a child?

However, women have a relatively overflowing sense of sympathy, not to mention that the other party is a man who has a good impression of him and wants to entrust him for life.

Hey, it seems to be good!

Zhang Asheng trusted the mysterious figure a little more this time, only to hear the pointing ringing in his ears again.

"There is nothing of value at home, and the only hope is a big fat pig. Many people in the village raise such a pig, usually even if they eat a bite less to give it fat, I hope that at the end of the year it can grow fat and strong, and sell it at a good price, which is the only income of the family for a whole year! ”

The farther and farther it went, but Zhang Asheng got used to it, and repeated it like a repeater.

Han Xiaoying's eyes were moist, although he had known Zhang Asheng for many years, he never knew that his family was so bitter when he was a child.

Now, the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan are also considered to be well-known figures in the martial arts, and the fifth brother has come to this point, I don't know how much suffering and how many sins he has suffered, which makes people feel distressed......

"In our hometown, because we are very poor, it has formed a habit over time. Whenever someone marries a new daughter-in-law, the best gift is a knife! ”

Haoxue felt that today's lie was very round and awesome, and he played at a super level.

"The meaning of sending a knife is to represent the greatest sincerity and unreserved dedication. It means that the fat pigs raised by my family this year can be killed by your family, which is the most decent dowry! ”

Zhang Asheng's ability to repeat the machine became more and more fluent, and he soon said these two sentences to Han Xiaoying as they were.

"Yikes!"

Han Xiaoying covered her mouth with her hands in surprise, she never expected that in the fifth brother's hometown, giving a knife would actually mean a dowry!

It is normal that there are many strange customs in various places. To put it this way...... It's my own fault that blames the fifth brother!

As soon as I thought of this, the resentment disappeared completely, and was replaced by a slight shyness.

Han Xiaoying's face turned crimson, lowered her head, and was silent with some anxiety, waiting for Zhang Asheng's next words.

Haoxue didn't hear her voice, and estimated that his flickering should be reliable, and he made up for it while the iron was hot.

"Although I don't have a carriage, no money, no fixed residence, no valuable dowry, I have a heart to accompany you to old age! When you are old, I will still carry you on my back and use you as a crutch; When you have no teeth, I'll chew them up and feed them to you; I must wait for you to die before I die, or I will leave you alone in this world, no one will take care of you, and I will not worry about being a ghost! Han Xiaoying, I love you! ”

"Hmm...... That's a lot of affection! ”

In front of Haoxue is Du Niang, and Du Niang is the classic line of heraldry in "The Naked Marriage Era". can toss Yao Di directly from the play to the outside of the play, how much more can he say about the power?

Zhang Asheng had already habitually read along, and repeated it completely without using his brain, and finally looked at Han Xiaoying, who was almost in tears in front of him, and said honestly:

"Hmm...... This sentence is ...... profoundly"

"Holy! Don't pronounce this sentence! Shut up! ”

Haoxue's eyes were dark, and he was also a fat man who stood up straight and couldn't see the surface of his feet, why is the gap in IQ so big? (To be continued......)