Chapter 0009 - Achieving a Pair of Stealing Eyes
Fang Ping'an really put his hand on the handle of the bathroom door, and he could see the scene of the big beauty in the bathroom with a slight push.
At this moment, the air seemed to freeze, there was no sound, and even breathing stopped. A major event that will go down in history is about to happen.
Full of anticipation, but even more nervous!
"Sister, you think I'm stupid, I dare to come in, and I won't be beaten by you." Fang Ping'an gently put his handle out, and the bathroom door was closed tightly.
"If you don't come in, then I'll come out." Chen Guihua suddenly opened the bathroom door. Fang Ping'an hurriedly covered his eyes, and fled into the bedroom in a frightened way.
Chen Guihua laughed, and after laughing, she scolded: "Sister is still fully armed and wearing clothes, why are you so afraid?" Do you think that my sister really can't find a boyfriend and wants to force herself to give you a godbrother? ”
If a beauty like Chen Guihua can't find a boyfriend, it means that there is no man in the world. However, she is indeed single now, which is puzzling to some people who do not know her identity.
Fang Ping'an was lying on the bed, his eyes looking at the Sky Stealing Mouse in his hand. I wondered: Is there really something big about this thing?
What's the big deal? Earthquake? Tsunami? Or is there a war?
But you should give me a good job first, let me get ahead, and then I can meet this so-called big thing.
After watching it for a long time, he still couldn't figure out what the best jadeite was, and it wasn't even as good as some temples and street stalls. If he hadn't been as determined as a Taoist priest on the bus, and the Lin family was desperately protecting it, he would have thrown it away a long time ago.
Lao Tzu's theoretical foundation is still good, but he can't see through this broken stone.
"Hey, are you really the best jadeite? If so, admit it, don't pretend to be forced, you will be struck by lightning. You have seen it with your own eyes, what happened to the people of the Lin family pretending to be poor and stupid on the bus? Fang Ping'an was lying on the bed, chatting with the Sky Thief Mouse in a serious manner, with a threatening tone.
But the broken stone or the broken stone, there was no reaction.
"Okay, I'll admit you're spiritual, aren't you? You turned into a broken stone because you were afraid that others would recognize you, but now that you have come to me on your own initiative, you can restore your original form. I won't sell you anymore, I'll keep you by my side all the time, and ask my daughter-in-law to make money on my own, right? ”
Fang Ping'an said kindly, his voice was full of emotion, just like a friend.
The result still disappointed Fang Ping'an.
"Sister Ni, they all say that the best jade has spirituality, so it should be able to understand people's words, this thing must be a fake. No matter, Lao Tzu will throw you tomorrow. Fang Ping'an threw the Sky Thief on the bedside table.
In addition to the car ride today, there were a lot of things, and he was really tired, so he fell asleep on the bed.
At night he had a dream.
A pure white little mouse jumped on top of him, and he was so frightened that he instinctively wanted to jump up and grab the mouse and pinch it to death, but his body and hands couldn't move.
So he retreated, trying to scream to scare the rat away, but he tried to scream hard, but he couldn't make any sound.
But the mouse didn't care about his extreme displeasure, running up and down on him, sniffing here or licking there at or moment.
When it came to his toes, he actually opened his mouth lightly and bit it twice, probably because his feet smelled, and he didn't really bite it, and soon spit it out, but Fang Ping'an still felt a slight pain.
After fiddling with his feet, he then went up his legs and suddenly jumped onto his crotch pants.
"Little mouse, you can't bite that place, I still have to ask my wife to have a son." Rats have sharp and fast teeth, and they like to bite all kinds of things in order to grind off the outgrown parts in time.
The position where the little mouse stayed made Fang Ping'an tremble, feeling that he had never been so afraid.
The little one seemed to sympathize with him, and did not linger on his crotch for too long, but jumped to his mouth again at once.
"Nima, do you want to kiss? Don't, this is Lao Tzu's first kiss. Fang Ping'an thought that his first kiss was going to be given to a mouse, but he couldn't stop it, and the degree of panic was second only to the little mouse biting down from his crotch pants.
The little mouse didn't use his mouth to touch Fang Ping'an, so that his first kiss was temporarily saved, but he used those two front paws to break his mouth, as if he wanted to drill in.
Fang Ping'an's body couldn't move, but it was still okay to clench his teeth, and the front paws of the mouse moved for a while but there was no progress, so he raised his head and wanted to give up.
Suddenly, the little mouse found a place and shot at it with a "rub". It was Fang Ping'an's nostrils, and then he felt that the little mouse was drilling into his nostrils.
"Ahh......h
After the rat was swept into the air, it fell out of the corner of his eye and suddenly got into it......
"It's over, Lao Tzu's eyes are going to be blinded by you." Fang Ping'an was shocked, his eyes couldn't even hold a grain of sand, where could a mouse be accommodated?
But Fang Ping'an couldn't do anything except be stimulated to the tear ducts, causing tears to flow.
After a long time, it finally stopped. The little mouse didn't know where it went, and Fang Ping'an's sleepiness was even stronger, so he fell asleep deeply, and nothing strange happened that night.
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At the same time that Fang Ping'an was tossed by the little mouse, in another luxurious single-family villa in Southwest City, someone was also tossed because of the best jade.
The difference is that Fang Ping'an got the best Jade Stealing Mouse, and the people in the villa lost this thing.
This is exactly one of the rooms on the second floor of the Lin family's villa, which is now used as a small conference room. There were three people sitting on the sofa, surrounded by a small desk with a white jade table.
The main seat is a middle-aged man in his forties, with a grim face, and the majesty of a superior person is unabashedly exposed. On the right hand side is Lin Jiamei, and on the left hand side is an old man.
"Tell me what's going on?" The middle-aged man pointed to an empty brocade box on the desk, trying to hide the murderous anger in his heart.
This man is Lin Shunfeng, the head of the Lin family, this time he stole the rats with great difficulty, although he lost a lot of personnel, but he was very pleased that the best treasure was lost and returned to Southwest City.
But what made him angry was that after he was about to invite the treasure home, which he had spent a lot of money on, he was magically gone.
Lin Jiamei also made a lot of efforts to steal the mouse, and she personally escorted her home, and she was also extremely uneasy.
"Dad, do you think Deputy Director Qin will drop the bag of the Sky Stealing Rat when he is old?" Lin Jiamei finished speaking and looked at the old man opposite.
This old man is called Lao Cheng, although he is not from the Lin family, he is the chief appraisal expert of the Lin family, and he has won Lin Shunfeng's trust. Lin Jiamei called him an old man to show respect.
When Lao Cheng heard Lin Jiamei's words, he shook his head and said, "Chairman, eldest lady, it should be impossible to say that Deputy Director Qin dropped the bag." At that time, when he returned the Sky Thief Mouse, the old man also identified it, although this thing was deliberately deformed, and the appearance was extremely ordinary, but the old man used a special method to test his spirituality, and found that it was indeed the legendary Sky Thief Mouse. ”
"Besides, the stealing rat is in the hands of old decay, and it is impossible to drop the bag. And even if the bag is dropped, there is always a replacement, and now there is nothing in the brocade box. ”