Chapter 0135: Tell a Joke

After Liu Jian returned to the city, he went straight to the Tang Dynasty Hotel to find Su Xuan.

Tomorrow, his aunt Lu Xiuling is coming, and he has to come to comfort his little girlfriend Su Meiren first.

In the past two days, Su Xuan and Chen Mei have been playing together, and Chen Mei is staying in the hotel to accompany Su Xuan, the room is a double bedroom, and it is not a place to sleep alone.

And Sun Zhifang has been with her sister Sun Lifang in the past two days, and together with the female lawyer attracted by Liu Jian, pondering the matter of the dzi business, the registration is about to come down, and Sun Zhifang is also going to embark on a journey.

Her team to Tibet also pulled out a list, with her as the main leader, her sister Sun Lifang as the auxiliary, female lawyers Mei Yan, Cao Gang, Lin Feng, and Tu Shan, a group of six people, when the time comes, it is inconvenient to drive, it is too far, and it is not to travel.

These six people are tentatively considered the skeleton members of the new company.

The company was established, and the account was independent of Tianxiang Investment, which seems to have nothing to do with Tianxiang, and is actually one of Liu Jian's industries.

In the future, Liu Jian will expand this art collection company, establish an art monopoly and professional auction organization, and become well-known throughout the country, so as to become a super agent of Dzi.

Of course, this is not a dream, the top ten famous temples he is ready to win are the real foundation of this guy's company, 50 million smash them out, if you don't believe it, you can't fry it?

In these years, Liu Jian is the only one who dares to use 50 million to maintain the 'Buddha' relationship, but he invests in potential stocks, and he is not afraid of losing or not being able to do it.

Because Chen Meijing is here, Liu Jian has no chance to make out with Su Xuan.

At nine o'clock in the evening, Sun Zhifang came back, and when she saw that Liu Jian was also there, she was busy pulling him to talk, so Su Xuan and Chen Mei went to another room.

"Jianzi, Lawyer Mei said that tomorrow the hand is ready. The registered name of the new company is called 'Hua Tianxiang' according to what you said, and our store name is 'Yongan Xingtai'. ”

"Well, Yongan Xingtai, the metaphor is very good, I will inject funds into the company's account tomorrow. Auntie, you have full control. ”

"Oh, Jianzi, a hundred million, Auntie's heart trembles when she thinks about it, I don't know if I can have fun? I've never made such a big deal. ”

"If you do it, who will be born to do it? Auntie, you don't have to worry, your purpose in the early stage is to spend money to go out and buy goods, just what I said before. The receiving side has hired people in the local area, set up a long-term office, and then you will fill in the ten famous temples to donate, and win the contract with them, just like Fuhua Temple, we are using money to buy cooperation, not afraid that they will not cooperate, and the temple will not pay a dime. There will be huge gains in the future, how can they refuse? ”

"Okay. I'll try, I'm going to do it badly, you, don't scold me. ”

Sun Zhifang's timid expression actually fought with Su Xuanyou.

Liu Jianxin said, I dare to scold you? Isn't your daughter going to slaughter me?

He smiled bitterly: "I have that guts? ”

Poof, Sun Zhifang smiled. The more I think about it, the more interesting I feel, the little son-in-law listens to his daughter very much, at least in front of himself, in this way, his character is always not bad.

The only worry was that there were too many women around him. I'm afraid that Su Xuan won't be able to tie him up in the future, alas...... It's useless to worry about this, no matter what, this net worth and fate have changed, even if they fall in love without a problem, they are worthy of our mother and daughter, and it will depend on whether Su Xuan has this fate in the future.

Sun Zhifang still thinks far ahead about this matter, after all, she is an adult's mind.

After chatting a little more, Sun Zhifang went to take a bath.

Liu Jian entered Su Xuan's room, she was playing with Chen Mei on the computer, in the most upscale room in the Tang Dynasty, there was a special computer configuration, free Internet browsing.

"Hey, you two are treacherous, are you watching a V movie?"

"What's a V-movie?"

Su Xuan's purity is a little powerful, and I don't know what the V movie is.

Chen Mei wrinkled her nose and explained to her: "It's the kind of goblin fight film, I heard that the ZTE video studio may show that kind of film in the second half of the night, Yan Gao and Li Ye in our class have seen it, and they are still talking about it in the class, and I overheard it once." ”

"Uh, what is a goblin fight? Did Monkey King fight the white bone spirit three times? ”

Su Xuan continued to ask.

Liu Jian rolled his eyes directly.

Chen Mei also collapsed, she glanced at Liu Su and the others, and asked in a low voice, "Aren't you two goblins fighting?" ”

Liu Jian hurriedly spoke, "I think, Su Xuan is not happy, or Chen Mei, you persuade her?" ”

He also squeezed his eyes at Chen Mei, and Su Xuan punched him, "It's not a good thing to look at your eyes." ”

Chen Mei put her arms around Su Xuan's neck and said in her ear, "It's the kind of thing that men and women do." ”

She thought that Liu Jian couldn't hear it, but she knew that Liu Jian's six senses were super strong, and it was impossible for the insects and ants within a radius of ten zhang to escape from the spiritual perception.

"Ah......h

Su Xuan blushed, remembering what she had done in the car, so she grabbed Liu Jian and didn't let go.

"I'll kill you hooligan, Chen Mei help me, press him on the bed, I'll beat him to death, it's too bad for this guy."

The two beautiful girls grabbed Liu Jian and pushed him on the bed, Su Xuan was not polite at all, and rode on Liu Jian's back, and the two soft ones slapped on his ass balls.

Chen Mei was embarrassed to hit Liu Jian's buttocks, this was a bit too ambiguous, and she also took the opportunity to take advantage of it and twisted Liu Jian's thighs twice.

"Ouch, whose hands are so black? Twist my thighs ......"

"It was Chen Mei who twisted it, I saw it."

Su Xuan giggled, she was riding on Liu Jian's back, so natural, Chen Mei was about to pop out her eyes when she saw it, but she knew how conservative Su Xuan was, just looking at this situation, it was almost the same if these two people didn't fight without goblins, right?

Liu Jian was lying there lazily, his eyes closed, he didn't struggle at all, and he should have enjoyed the massage.

"This guy's ass is so solid, I hurt when I hit him, or you can help me find a stick."

"Uh, Sister Xuan, don't be so ruthless, right?"

Su Xuan grinned and said, "I didn't hear you begging for mercy." ”

Chen Mei also laughed.

Liu Jian hurriedly said: "Why don't I tell you a joke and spare me?" ”

"If it's not funny, I won't spare you, so let's talk about it."

It should be very comfortable for Su Xuan to ride like this, in fact, Liu Jian also enjoys it, Su Xuan's little butt is not too thick meat, but it is not all the bones of the pit father. Sitting on your back is hot, which can be described as a wonderful taste.

"Okay, I'll tell you...... There was a couple of men and women who texted each other, the woman sent: China Construction Bank - CBC (艹不艹), the man asked: What do you mean? The woman is sent again: Minsheng Bank - CMSB (fuck stupid). The man asked again: What do you mean? Female re-hair: China Merchants Bank - CMBC (the idiot); The man still didn't understand, and replied with two full stops, and the woman was angry again: Industrial and Commercial Bank of China - ICBC (love is not); It took a while for the man to react, and he hurriedly replied: Industrial Bank - CIB (100); The woman's direct and clear reply: Roll Nima Gebi, is the old lady so 'cheap'? Want to get it for only a hundred? ”

When the joke was finished, Su Xuan and Chen Meixiao's stomachs hurt, and they couldn't beat this hooligan if they wanted to.

……

The hotel was a place where Liu Jian slept, so he said goodbye to Su Xuan and Chen Mei, and drove straight to Lu Jing's house.

On the way, I thought of the meeting between Xing Ke and Tan Ying. I don't know what the two women are talking about?

When she arrived at Lu Jing's house, she found that she was alone at home.

"Xing Ke didn't come?"

"No, but I just called and said it was inconvenient, and I was afraid that I would be disturbed by you, so I went home today."

"Uh, that's ......"

Liu Jian didn't think deeply, if he knew that Xing Ke was still being mixed with Tan Ying on her bed. It's definitely not going to sit still.

Xing Ke also had no choice, Tan Ying said that she would not let her go today. She was afraid that Liu Jian would find her at night, so she had to call Lu Jing and tell Lu Jing that she would go home and sleep, so she didn't have to go to your house to be blocked by Liu Jian, and I wouldn't be convenient.

Lu Jing didn't understand the situation either, and thought that Xing Ke was here. Or create opportunities for yourself and Liu Jian.

Anyway, she likes it very much, and she estimated that Liu Jian would come over at night, so she would have washed it up and waited for it.

As soon as Liu Jian heard that there were two of them tonight, he also laughed and went to the bathroom to take a shower, and then it was naturally a vicious battle.

Until the moon hangs in the middle of the sky. The two of them ended, and Lu Jing had already become a thin mud, unable to move except for gasping for breath.

Liu Jian was lying there pondering how to mention that matter to An Yong?

If what he or Duan Zhi said was not appropriate after all, it was best to design a plot so that An Yong could 'indisclose' hear the situation, it would be extremely perfect.

Who said that it was most appropriate for An Yong to overhear this?

Liu Jian thought about it and thought that it would be most appropriate for Duan Zhi to communicate with Tan Ying and pretend to be heard by An Yong.

It's not a big problem to act in this drama with Duan Zhi, but Tan Ying's side has to get it done first.

Look at the watch, it's one or two o'clock, and it's not the time to contact anyone at this time, so let's sleep quietly with papaya in my arms.

"What are you thinking?"

"I want to do something about the yin people."

"Who are you going to yin?"

"Again? Like I'm an old yin? ”

Lu Jing squeezed into his arms, wrapped around him and smiled: "Yin, sister supports you, do you want to dismember?" I help. ”

Liu Jian laughed, spanked her, and said, "You are addicted to dismembering people, right?" ”

"It's true, if you don't play with the scalpel every few days, your hands are itchy, hey, Jianzi, to put it mildly, my sister hasn't solved the big living person."

Poof, Liu Jian sprayed, "My sister papaya, which big living person made you 'solve' and still alive?" Haven't you become a big dead man? ”

"That's not necessarily, my sister's scalpel has become superb, and they may not feel pain after a few cuts, but they may be stunned when they see their chest or abdomen being dissected, right?"

"Oh my God, don't scare me, okay? Are you still telling me to sleep? I'm afraid I'll wake up and see my head on the cabinet, my legs in the living room, and my hands in the bathroom, then I'll ......"

Lu Jing covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Fool, you are a little baby with a sister's heart, who is willing to solve you?" It's no problem to cut your nails. ”

"When you touch it, you're scared."

"It's good to wilt, otherwise I won't be alive?"

The two laughed and fell asleep in their arms. (To be continued......)

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