Chapter 12 Who Pays the Bill?
"Little junior brother, let's go to another place to eat, okay?" Li Xiaolan squeaked!
The other senior brothers also nodded very approvingly, you can pick up the girl, you can't let us follow the funeral.
"It's nice here!" Gu Feng looked around, the decoration is chic, the environment is elegant, it is a good place to eat, drink, fart and blow water.
"It's good here, but here's the problem?" Yang Xiaochen quietly gestured to Gu Feng with his thumb and index finger and middle finger twisted together.
This gesture naturally represents money!
"Hehe, money is not an issue!" Gu Feng suddenly smiled faintly.
"The problem is that there is no money!" Several people sprayed him in unison.
"Don't worry, senior brothers, someone pays for this meal today, everyone just let go of their appetites and eat!" Gu Feng said calmly.
Peng Liangpei's brows tightened when she heard this, yes, this time she was really slaughtered as a wronged boss, good you Gu Feng, next time I want my aunt and grandmother to invite you to dinner, you wait to eat a big bah, Sven, Sven!
When ordering, Peng Liangpei still maintained a quite ladylike demeanor, after all, she agreed to invite him to dinner, although he was not the only one who came, but it was just a meal, and it was not anything, it didn't matter how many people there were, at most it was just a slimming wallet.
When Peng Liangpei handed the recipe to Gu Feng very gently, he thought that he would be humble for a few words, but who knew that he took it honestly and unceremoniously, turned it backhanded, handed it to a few senior brothers, and said generously: "A few senior brothers, what do you like to eat, don't worry about money, what is money, money is dung, no one is polite, whoever is polite I am in a hurry!" ”
If it's not your money, you definitely don't feel distressed! Peng Liangpei was so angry in her heart, her good-looking pink cheeks bulged out one after another, and she looked at the few people who were pointing at the recipe with hatred, and there was a lot of "Whoever wants to be really polite, I will be in a hurry with whom!" ".
Although the beauty in front of them is delicious, several senior brothers already think that this is the junior brother's woman, and the so-called brother's wife cannot be bullied, so several people have regarded beauty as air and are looking for a real feast on the menu.
As a result, the senior brother of that class really didn't be polite to Gu Feng, ordered a table of dishes, and asked for a box of beer, Li Xiaolan also said very modestly, there are still classes in the afternoon, drink less!
Peng Liangpei's sweat, drinking a little less is a box, if you want to really drink it, how much should it be?
The dishes were served on the table in turn, at the beginning, the brothers still maintained their demeanor, the chicken pecked the rice like a light pick, eat a bite and take a sip, but I don't know whose action was the first to get up, a stone stirred up a thousand waves, so everyone began to scramble, all hungry ghosts reincarnated, after a gust of wind, the plates on the table were gone, and even the vegetable juice was eaten by Erxi bibimbap, poor Miss Peng who pretended to be Sven, she only counted ten grains of rice in a bowl of rice!
After this meal, Miss Peng realized a truth, this delicious meal is the same as the best good man, the hands are fast, and the hands are slow!
Full of wine and food, it seemed that he was about to pay, so Gu Feng stood up and said, "Brothers, sit down first, I'll go for convenience, and I'll be back soon!" ”
The brothers were stroking their bulging stomachs and slumping on the chair with a satisfied face, and their expressions froze when they heard this, and they all shouted that it was not good, this kid was going to use the trick they were most used to, to urinate and escape.
No one had time to react, Gu Feng had already disappeared at the door.
Cen Jingpeng's mouth opened, but when he came into contact with Li Xiaolan's sharp eyes, he swallowed the words "I'll go and make it convenient too" into his stomach.
A few big boys sat there awkwardly, no one dared to speak, no one dared to move, but under the table, it was your kick and kick me, and my foot stepped on you, obviously asking, who will pay for this meal.
The answer is all at a loss, no one has the money to pay!
Half a penny is difficult to beat a hero, not to mention that this table costs seven or eight hundred, and a few of them have less than two hundred yuan in their pockets, how can this be good?
Looking at the expressions of several people like pins and needles, Peng Liangpei, whose heart was like a mirror, secretly snickered, the boys in the university are not as good as the "Moonlight Clan", at least the "Moonlight Clan" can still spend until the end of the month, but they will run out of food in the middle of the month, which will require them to pay for this table, it is easier to kill them.
The ugliness of several big boys is in full view, Peng Liangpei is so happy, let you eat soft rice, and let go of the courage to eat, this will tremble, hum, is my aunt's rice so delicious?
Miss Peng waited until the puff in her heart was almost gone, and then beckoned to call the waiter.
Several senior brothers saw Mu Meiren take out her wallet and light up the red banknotes, and at the same time they breathed a sigh of relief and had a little embarrassment on their faces, as big men, they don't have the habit of eating women!
"Hello Miss, someone has already bought your order!" The waiter replied very politely, the customer is God, and the attitude towards God is naturally better.
"Bought it, when?" Peng Liangpei said strangely.
"Just now!" The waiter smiled and stepped back.
It must have been Gu Feng, who used the excuse of urinating to escape, quietly bought the order, and several senior brothers guessed in their hearts, and at the same time they were a little ashamed and angry, ashamed that it was because they all crossed the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, but it was because they bought a bill, as for sneaking? Are you still afraid that we won't be able to rob you?
After a while, Gu Feng came back, his face was full of relieved expressions, and he smiled apologetically at a few senior brothers, "People have three urgencies, don't blame them!" ”
Several senior brothers also laughed wryly.
"Senior brothers, have you all eaten well?" Gu Feng asked with concern.
"Eat!" Several people replied at the same time, even the unfinished beer has been packed!
"Okay, waiter!" Gu Feng beckoned the waiter as he spoke, handed over the gold card that Su Man'er gave him, and said quite angrily: "Pay the bill!" ”
Swiping the card to spend, that is still something he has only learned in modern times, in the past, in Daliao, he usually kept accounts, of course, he rarely had money to repay the debts.
"Senior brother, are you playing wild?" Li Xiaolan asked with a wry smile. (Play wild: Cantonese, i.e. naughty behavior, engaging in some nasty things, deceptive behavior equation!) Here Li Xiaolan refers to the meaning of prank! )
A few senior brothers also have expressions of crying and laughing, you obviously bought it, and you are still pretending to be here, do you have the heart to show the foreign appearance of a few brothers?
Peng Liangpei was also very angry, because she said that she would invite this meal, but this guy settled the account first, and it was obvious that he looked down on her!
"Wild?" Gu Feng touched the bridge of his nose and asked, and when the waiter repeated that someone had already bought the order, he suddenly asked, but he was still puzzled and asked, "Who paid the bill?" ”
A few senior brothers, you look at me, I look at you, and then gave Gu Feng a tacit thumb up! It is used worldwide, and has passed ISO4000 international contempt system certification, which is environmentally friendly, green and pollution-free.
"Little junior brother, it's better to be kind!" Cen Jingpeng's yin and yang weird way.
"That's it, you paid for it yourself and deliberately asked like this, what are you not playing wild?" Yang Xiaochen also said.
Erxi's mouth moved, but in the end he didn't say anything, just sighed and put his fat big hand on Gu Feng's shoulder.
Gu Feng was wronged, and said like a little daughter-in-law: "I really didn't pay for it!" ”
Seeing that Gu Feng's expression was not pretending, several people at the table were all suspicious, and Li Xiaolan asked again: "You really didn't pay?" ”
"Not really!" Gu Feng shook his head like a rattle.
"Who bought that?" A few asked in unison.
"Me!" A crisp female voice answered, and then a string of silver bell-like laughter sounded, and a slim and bewitching beauty appeared at the door.