Chapter 070: Open a house with chickens
In the Golden Autumn Hotel in Shanxian County, two very strange guests came. One of them looked normal, dressed decently, and looked more status-oriented. But he was a little out of touch with a young man in a tracksuit followed by a flock of chickens, and his face was deferential.
The other person is too abnormal. Listening to the accent doesn't look like a local, going out with a flock of chickens makes it a little different. And those chickens exploded in their mouths, all of them were very majestic, and each of them had at least more than 30 catties.
"Open two rooms."
"This ...... Your chicken ......? ”
The hostess of the hostel was a fat woman, she looked at Zhang Hai and asked Sang Zhiheng.
"I have a room with my chickens, and my friend has a room by himself."
When the proprietress heard this, her forehead was sweating.
"Open a house with chickens, young man, you're too creative, but we don't allow animals in our hostel."
As soon as the fat woman finished speaking, a bewilderably dressed woman led a fluffy puppy upstairs.
Sang Zhiheng looked at the back of the bewitching woman, and said slowly word by word: "Isn't it not allowed to open a house with animals?" ”
The fat woman smiled and said, "That's a dog, besides, people don't come to open a house." ”
Sang Zhiheng frowned: "Didn't you come to open a room?" So what is she here for? ”
The fat woman shook her hand, covered her mouth and giggled and said, "Young man, do you really don't understand or pretend not to understand, or do you want your sister-in-law to contact you?" ”
Sang Zhiheng spread his hands and glanced back at Zhang Hai.
When Zhang Hai saw it, he hurriedly leaned into Sang Zhiheng's ear and whispered, "That one was a chicken just now." ”
When Sang Zhiheng heard this, he didn't do it: "Oh, it's okay for chickens to open a house with a dog, but it's not okay for me to open a house with a chicken?" Where is such a truth? Boss, aren't you discriminating against my chickens? ”
The proprietress was not angry, and continued to cover her mouth and eat with a smile: "This young man is really fun, otherwise, I have a chicken coop in my backyard, how about you drive your chickens into the chicken coop?" ”
"What? How can my dogs come into the room and my chickens have to be in the coop? ”
"That's a pet!"
"I'm a pet too!"
"What? If you have chickens as pets, then if you can let your chickens go to the toilet by themselves, I will let your chickens open the house. ”
When Sang Zhiheng heard it, this question was too simple.
"Cut, my chicken has no other advantages, just one, loves to be clean, not only will I go to the toilet by myself, but I will also use the flush toilet!"
The fat woman got serious, rolled up her sleeves and said: "Hey, I'm so old and I've heard for the first time that chickens can use flush toilets, so what, little brother, if your chickens really know how to use flush toilets, don't say that I let your chickens open the room and enter the room, my boss lady will clean you personally, how about it?" ”
Sang Zhiheng slapped his thigh and said, "Okay! Deal! Where's the toilet? ”
"Follow me!"
Following the proprietress , Sang Zhiheng led his eight chickens to the toilet of the hostel.
"Quan Huang, let's go to the toilet first, and then wash our feet when we get to the room."
"What, your chickens wash their feet before they go to bed?"
"Didn't I tell you, my chicken, I love to be clean."
Then, the fat proprietress saw an unbelievable scene, one by one, very big roosters, lined up, jumped on the toilet one by one, then lay on the toilet and pulled, then jumped on the toilet lid and pressed the flush button.
The fat proprietress opened her mouth and was so surprised that she didn't know what to say after watching the last chicken's performance.
"Boss, can my chickens open a house?"
"Little brother talent, can train chickens to be like this, can, can, very capable."
Soon, the fat proprietress cleaned up two standard rooms, and Sang Zhiheng, Zhang Hai and eight chickens lived in the room.
Living in the room, Sang Zhiheng breathed a long sigh of relief, hey, it's not easy to open a room with chickens, but he ran to seven or eight hostels before he was allowed to live in.
The condition of the hostel is not bad, the room has a bathroom, and the hot water is supplied until 12 o'clock in the evening. After entering the room, Sang Zhiheng took a bath with the eight chickens, and then he dried the eight chickens with a hair dryer, then wrapped himself in pajamas, lay on the bed and began to watch TV. The eight chickens were also very well-behaved, lying on the other bed, also sticking their necks to watch TV.
Sang Zhiheng raised his hand and looked at his watch, it was already half past nine in the evening, and after running so many roads today, he felt a little tired all over his body.
At this moment, suddenly, the landline phone in his room rang.
The phone number shows a cornet, and I don't know which room it called.
"Hey, who, what's the matter?" Sang Zhiheng grabbed the phone and asked.
"Handsome guy, it's me, beautiful massage, do you want a massage and relaxation?" The other party's voice was fatherly, which made the man get goosebumps all over his body after listening to it.
"Massage massage is really a good idea, what, you can massage?"
"People are professional, dear, you wait, I'll go to you."
With a snap, the other party hung up the phone.
Sang Zhiheng said in his heart that eighty percent was a seller, but his body was too tired, and if he did that again, it would hurt his spirit, so he was exempted. However, let the other party massage and loosen the muscles and bones, this should be nothing.
Before Sang Zhiheng put down the phone in his hand, he heard a knock on the door.
Sang Zhiheng opened the door and looked up and down, and found that the person standing at the door was the bewitching woman holding the dog just now.
This woman is wearing a wrapping skirt, with uneven bumps up and down, a very hot figure, and serious makeup on her face, but through the heavy makeup, it should be seen that this woman is not very old, and her facial features are quite standard.
At this time, Sang Zhiheng was wrapped in pajamas, and only a pair of shorts were worn inside.
However, his idea was very simple, let the woman massage herself, and there was no further idea. Because, this woman is not so beautiful as to arouse herself to the extent of bathing in fire.
"Handsome guy, let's get started."
Sang Zhiheng suddenly heard the sound of a woman giggling in Zhang Hai's room next door.
"Damn, are we all virtuous men? Are you all eating from the bowl and looking at the pot? ”
Looking at himself again, Sang Zhiheng also smiled, if this woman is beautiful enough tonight, maybe he can hold it.
The woman tilted her head and glanced at the room next door, then covered her mouth and asked Sang Zhiheng with a smile: "You guys?" ”
"Oh yes, a bunch. Your gang? Sang Zhiheng pointed to the room next to him and asked.
When the woman heard this, she hurriedly waved her hand and said, "No, no, no, I don't know them." Handsome guy, let's get started. ”
As the bewitching woman spoke, she leaned on Sang Zhiheng's body.
Sang Zhiheng looked at it, hurriedly stepped back, and said, "Let's talk about it, I asked you to come to give me a massage, you don't have other ideas." ”
When the bewitching woman heard this, she laughed out loud: "Little handsome guy, you are so cute, okay, then you lie down on the bed." ”
Sang Zhiheng hesitated for a moment, then turned around and walked to his bed and lay down.
"Ahh
Suddenly, the woman saw a big on another bed and screamed loudly in fright.
"What's wrong?" When Sang Zhiheng heard this, he got up from the bed with a thud.
Seeing that the woman was trembling with fright and was about to retreat, she hurriedly said, "Hahaha, these chickens are my pets, it's okay." ”
When the bewitching woman heard this, she nodded her head, and at the same time took out a tissue from the small bag she was carrying, wiped the sweat on her forehead, and said, "But it scared me to death." ”
Then, along the wall, she carefully walked to the bed where Sang Zhiheng was, touched her buttocks, and sat down.
"Handsome guy, you lie down, I'll give you a massage, it's comfortable."
When Sang Zhiheng heard this, he closed his eyes and lay down.
He felt a pair of gentle, cool woman's hands begin to massage his head.
It can be seen that this woman has indeed undergone professional training, the acupuncture points are found very accurately, and the strength is just right, Sang Zhiheng feels very comfortable.
"Handsome guy, listen to the accent, not a local." While massaging, the woman asked Sang Zhiheng.
"Well, I'm here to win."
Sang Zhiheng replied with his eyes closed, enjoying a pleasurable massage.
"Win the money? What are you doing in our county? As she spoke, the woman's massage area had reached her temples from the top of her head.
"Come and find someone."
"Oh, yes, who are you looking for, have you found it?"
The woman pinched her earlobe, and Sang Zhiheng felt the chrysanthemum tightening, a very comfortable feeling. I didn't expect that there was a meridian in the earlobe, connected to the chrysanthemum.
"People have found it, but people ignore us, giggles, gurgles, what, girl, you take it lightly, I'm most afraid of people touching my squeaky nest."
The woman grinned and said, "Handsome guy, you are so handsome, you have such a good figure, I like you a little." ”
The woman's speech was so frivolous, which made Sang Zhiheng's mind hot.
He secretly scolded in his heart: "What's the matter, if Lao Tzu comes up with the bath fire, it doesn't matter what you look like, let's send out the bath fire first."
"Like? If you like me, give me a good massage. ”
"Handsome guy, take off your pajamas, it's easier to massage it that way."
Sang Zhiheng thought about it too, so he took off his pajamas.
"Handsome guy, you lie down, I'll pinch your back."
Sang Zhiheng then lay on the bed, and the woman also took off her shoes and climbed onto the bed.
"It's so hot, I'll take off my clothes too."
After the woman went to bed, she took off her wrap skirt with a few clicks, and she was wearing hollow black erotic underwear.
Poof, you are ruthless, I know you did that, but I didn't expect the professional quality to be so strong, okay, it's five hundred yuan tonight, and I admit it!
However, when Sang Zhiheng was just thinking about asking this woman if she was doing other work, suddenly his door was slammed open, and the woman fell on top of him.
"Help, someone is going to force me!"
Sang Zhiheng was stunned for a moment, and soon realized that the woman was not for sale, but a member of a fraud gang!