Chapter 7 Take off your clothes
was scolded by Zhang Tingting angrily, Shangguan Neng Ren smiled and muttered: "There will always be a way." ”
"What did you say?"
"Nothing." Shangguan Nengren coughed dryly and said: "Everything is difficult at the beginning, but as long as you do it, it will always get better, rather than thinking of so many difficulties before you have done anything, it is better to deal with the difficulties while doing it, that is better than doing nothing, right!" Besides, I have no way out, I can only do it. ”
The tone of the last sentence was very deep, and Zhang Tingting was silent for a moment, and sighed lightly: "Yes!" Since there is no choice, you can only do it with all your might. ”
"The boat is naturally straight to the bridge, and I believe I can do it." Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly and patted Zhang Tingting on the shoulder: "Don't worry!" Don't you look at who your husband is? ”
"Whose husband are you! Shameless. Zhang Tingting blushed and snorted softly.
"Hehe...... Shangguan laughed twice and said, "Even if the road ahead is full of thorns, I will overcome the thorns and walk to the other side of the light." Speaking of this, Shangguan Nengren asked, "I've said this kind of line, don't you admire me very much?" ”
Zhang Tingting looked disdainful, but Zhang Ranran, Liu Yilan, and Little Tangerine giggled.
"Alas!" Zhang Tingting sighed, looked at the project on the paper, and said, "It's okay to say anything else, but what about your history, geography and foreign languages?" Historians can't tell the world first! Besides, is history the history of the Celestial Empire or the history of the world? Even if there are a lot of history books of the Celestial Empire, you still have to integrate these histories and let people know your historical knowledge...... It's a headache just thinking about it, this is just the history of the Celestial Empire, if it's the history of the world, it's even more annoying. ”
"There's always a way." Shangguan shook his head helplessly: "There will always be a way." ”
"Historians don't say, how can geographers do it? How can you prove that you are the world's number one geographer? ”
“…… There will be a way. ”
"What about foreign languages? Is it possible to speak a more authentic foreign language accent than translators all over the world? Who has that spare time! ”
"I have a way to do this." Shangguan was able to suddenly become confident: "I now know English, Russian, Japanese, French, German, Spanish, Italian, these seven foreign languages, and each foreign language speaks the correct words, and even can speak all kinds of local dialects, with my current identity." After a long time, there will naturally be good reporters to comment on my foreign language skills, such as I can speak seven foreign languages, and I can speak the same as the locals, and I will give some money behind my back, so that the media and reporters can help me install the title of the world's number one linguist, and everyone will be able to say that even if it is fake, it can be true. I don't believe that the number one in the world can't fall on my head. ”
"......" Zhang Tingting sighed: "You are really despicable, but there is no other way, but although you can speak seven foreign languages, but it is still a little less, I have now begun to study the eighth foreign language, this foreign language is to see how many languages you can master, speaking the same as the locals can only give you a little impression points, so the top priority is to improve your ability to control other languages, such as Arabic, stick language, Greek, Portuguese, Arabic, Tibetan and so on. In short, as long as you have time in the future, you must learn these languages, you are now a world-class idol, and you have fans anywhere in the world. Think about it, if you talked to the local people in the local language everywhere you went, would you win the friendship of the locals? ”
"Hmm......" Shangguan was able to rub his head and said, "I really want to be separated!" ”
Zhang Tingting rolled her eyes. Said: "If you still want to meet Sister Asahina, if you still want to ...... Forget it, anyway, you go for it! I'll help you too. ”
"How can you help me?" Shangguan looked at Zhang Tingting: "It's not that I look down on you. Your talents are all in language, and nothing seems to help me. ”
"Humph!" Zhang Tingting clasped her hands to her chest and sneered: "I can whip you in the back with a whip when you are lazy, this is called whipping!" ”
Competent man: "......"
"That's right." Zhang Tingting suddenly remembered something: "Your apprentice is still studying with my grandfather!" Yesterday my grandfather called me and asked when you were going to take your apprentice away? ”
Zhang Tingting is talking about the stone dragonfly, the stone dragonfly had to stay at home to take care of his father because of his father, but a few months have passed, his father's injury has long been healed, in September, the stone dragonfly came to Sijiu City, but at that time, Shangguan was still setting up a stall in Bocheng! Fortunately, the Shangguan people had already arranged the aftermath before the catastrophe, and after the stone dragonfly came to Sijiu City, he was sent to North China the next day to temporarily follow Chen Kaifang to learn medical skills.
However, Chen Kaifang has been studying medical skills since he got the green bag book, and he has not enough time to study, and how can he have time to take apprentices, but Shi Dragonfly is an apprentice of Shangguan after all, and Chen Kaifang is not perfunctory, so he handed over his notes on his years of practicing medicine to Shi Dragonfly to study on his own, but Shi Dragonfly is indeed a genius in studying medicine, and he memorized Chen Kaifang's experience notes silently in just two months, and he only practiced it.
In the past few days, Chen Kaifang has also taken the stone dragonfly to see some patients in the hospital to increase practical experience, but Chen Kaifang can't take her every day, otherwise he won't have time to study, Chen Kaifang is very irritable, and he called Zhang Tingting yesterday to complain, and Chen Kaifang didn't know that Shangguan was back, otherwise he would have driven the stone dragonfly away.
Zhang Tingting knew about it, and it was not easy to look at it, so it happened that the Shangguan person came today, so she informed him of this matter.
"I almost forgot about this girl." Shangguan capped his head and said helplessly: "When I accepted this girl, I took a fancy to her pursuit of medical skills, and her talent is indeed very high, but unfortunately I have now become the world's first miracle doctor, the only difference is that I have not yet developed a miracle medicine that convinces the world, but this goal is very simple for me, and I will have to focus on other aspects in the future, I really don't have much time to take her." ”
"Who told you to say yes in the first place?" Zhang Tingting taught: "It's okay now!" What are you going to do? ”
"What else can I do? Let's call it first! I took her with me to systematically study medical theories, and then let her have a dream of practicing medical skills every night, so that she didn't have to worry about making mistakes in her dreams, and there was no problem with such a teaching progress. ”
"Can you still make it this far?" Zhang Tingting was a little surprised.
"Of course." Shangguan raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you worship me very much?" ”
"Humph!" If it weren't for the little orange and them, Zhang Tingting would have punched and kicked them a long time ago.
Just do it, Zhang Tingting immediately called Chen Kaifang and told him that Shangguan was back. In the afternoon, I will pick up the stone dragonfly and go to Sijiu City, and then call Xiang Beibei, and ask Xiang Beibei to arrange a car to send the stone dragonfly to Sijiu City.
Shi Dragonfly, who was in North China, was excited when he learned that his master had finally returned, and came to Sijiu City in the evening, and met the Shangguan on the fourth floor of the commercial building.
"Master!" Seeing the competent person again, the stone dragonfly was excited, and hugged the competent person: "I miss you so much!" Master! Where have you been? I can't get through to your phone, so why don't you tell me in advance? ”
"Hehe......" Shangguan touched the little girl's head and said, "I'm sorry." Recently, Master has been in a bit of a hurry, and besides, isn't this coming back! In the future, you will learn medical skills from Master, but Master still has a lot of things to do, and he usually doesn't have a lot of time to teach you, and how much you can learn depends on your understanding. ”
"Master, why are you so busy!" When the stone dragonfly heard this, she was not happy: "You have released my pigeons for two months, and you finally came back, and you don't have time to teach me, so you don't take you like this." ”
"No way. Who kept Master and my noble people busy! Although this is a truth, but when it comes out of Shangguan's own mouth, Shi Dragonfly can't help but complain from his heart: self-selling and boasting, it's really shameless.
"You can rest assured." Knead the head of the stone dragonfly. Shangguan Nengren smiled and said: "Your master is not a mortal, and the way of teaching is different, although the time to teach you personally will not be much, the effect is much more efficient than you learning from others." If everything goes well...... Shangguan can count with his fingers: "In ten or eight years, your medical skills will not be worse than that old man Chen Kaifang, and at that time I will compile my life's medical skills into a book." Teach you, as long as you study carefully, within 30 years, you will be able to reach the level of a teacher, and then you will be the world's first miracle doctor after becoming a teacher. ”
The stone dragonfly snapped his fingers and calculated: "I was fifty years old at that time...... Master, is there a way to shorten the time even more? ”
"At the age of fifty, you want to become the world's number one miracle doctor, what else do you want?" Shangguan Nengren smashed his fist on the top of the stone dragonfly's brain melon, and reprimanded: "Do you know what it means to be greedy and chew too much?" Do you know what it means to have a lack of heart? Do you know ......?"
Whining...... Master, I know! Don't read it......
"It's good to know what you're wrong." The competent person stood up, walked to the desk and opened the drawer, and took out seven or eight thick medical books from it, these medical books are all medical theories sorted out by the competent person this afternoon, there are traditional Chinese medicine theories, there are also Western medicine theories, and even witch doctor theories, varied, all-encompassing, "Green Capsule Book" is indeed a summary of the medical skills of the competent people, but it is only a summary, and more of the treatment methods for major and incurable diseases are recorded on it, but the ordinary medical theories and less serious medical skills are not recorded on it, so the " The "Green Capsule Book" is equivalent to a graduate textbook, and the competent people are now giving it to dragonflies, which is a textbook for primary and secondary school students, after learning these, as well as university textbooks, and after that, you can pass the "Green Capsule Book" to the stone dragonfly.
Shangguan can people think about it, if Shi Dragonfly wants to learn all the medical skills of his body, it is impossible to do it without thirty or fifty years, not to mention anything else, at least some massage and acupuncture methods that need to use true qi, Shi Dragonfly will definitely not be able to learn, unless Shangguan can teach her to practice qi, Shi Dragonfly is not yet fifteen years old this year, the root bone has not yet been finalized, there is still a great hope of achieving achievements in practicing qi, Shangguan can person does not plan not to teach, while he is not too busy this time ago, he will arrange it well.
"You can take these and learn them first." Shangguan handed these medical books to Shi Dragonfly, and said: "These are all medical theories sorted out for the teacher, these things alone are enough for you to learn for two or three years, in addition, tonight for the teacher will pass you a set of qi training methods, learn the method of qi training, in order to display the advanced medical skills of the teacher, and practice qi for an hour a day, can ensure your spiritual vitality for a day, but only spiritual vitality, for the sake of the body, you had better sleep four hours a day, with your age, practice diligently for more than ten years, you should be able to achieve a small success, When the time comes, only two hours of sleep a day will ensure the physical and mental vitality of the day. ”
Shangguan's words made Shi Dragonfly extremely excited, and snatched these medical books: "Thank you, Master, I will definitely study hard." ”
Looking at the stone dragonfly holding the medical book and not putting it down, Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly and said, "Let's go eat first!" After eating, I will pass on to you the method of practicing qi. Also, if there is anything you don't understand in those medical books, feel free to ask me. ”
"Good!" Shi Dragonfly nodded again and again, first took the medical book and arranged it in his room, and then followed Shangguan to the third floor for dinner.
Sitting at the dinner table, watching the stone dragonfly gobble up delicious food, Shangguan Nengren sighed: "Other people teach their disciples to make money, but my disciples lose money, is there a teacher in the world who is more idiotic than me?" ”
"Mmmm......mmmm
"Swallow it."
The stone dragonfly swallowed the food, drank the water, and said, "Master." I'm your heir, don't be so stingy! Besides, you're so rich, you still care about the little money you spend on me! ”
"Do you know the saying that no matter how small a mosquito is, it is meat?" The competent man asked.
The stone dragonfly scratched its face: "Master, you are not a gecko either!" Spare the mosquitoes! ”
God replied.
Shangguan couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "Okay, with your answer, as a teacher, I don't care about the investment in you." ”
"Thank you, Master!"
"But......" Shangguan Nengren smiled: "Your apprentice must also fulfill the obligations of an apprentice, and you must remember to pinch your shoulders and beat your back for the teacher every day in the future, and pour tea and water, understand!" ”
"Uh......" Stone Dragonfly said weakly, "Is once a week okay?" ”
"Teach the method of Qi cultivation to others!"
"I'll do it!" The stone dragonfly's face was full of grievances: "Can't I do it!" ”
You do it, you do it, what's going on with your tone? I don't know, I think it's because the teacher wants to uncover the rules for you. Feed! Those few over there, what kind of eyes do you have, I'm not a brick beast, the principal is wet. How could such a thing be done.
Shangguan Nengren glared at the stone dragonfly fiercely: "Hurry up and eat!" ”
Shi Dragonfly snickered in her heart: Hehe, let you bully me, this girl is not easy to bully.
After dinner, Shangguan was not able to immediately teach the method of qi training. Instead, take the stone dragonfly to take a walk downstairs, and walk a hundred steps after dinner to live to ninety-nine, the necessary health knowledge. As doctors, both the senseimen and the stone dragonfly know very well that in order to live a long life, this simple health regimen is a must be done every day.
"Master......" When he was walking downstairs, Shi Dragonfly asked, "Why isn't Sister Yunyu here?" ”
"She's practicing on Shrimp Island!" Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly and said, "I haven't seen her for a while, I'll go back to Shrimp Island in a few days." ”
"Then I'm ......"
"You stay." There is no doubt about the ability of the Shangshang.
"Why?" The stone dragonfly pouted, very unhappy.
"You learn the knowledge from the medical books here, and you can afford to go to Shrimp Island alone for a million a day? I want to take advantage of it, but there is no door. ”
"......" The stone dragonfly looked at the competent person angrily: "Stingy! ”
"I'm just stingy, what can you do?" Shangguan snorted lightly: "The mosquito legs are small, but the chicken legs are not small, if you want to eat the chicken legs, take the money to buy them." ”
"Master hates it!"
"I hate it!"
"Master Villain!"
"I'm a badass!"
"Master scoundrel!"
"I'm a hooligan!"
"Master is lustful!"
"I'll just ...... What does it matter to you if I'm not sexual? I didn't lust for you! Shangguan Nengren glared at her and said, "Go back!" Let me know how painful it is to practice Qi tonight! Hey, come to your senses! ”
The stone dragonfly covered his chest with his hands: "No...... Don't! ”
"Believe it or not?"
"Humph!" The stone dragonfly spat out its tongue and turned and ran into the mall, its light figure like a fawn.
On the fourth floor, Stone Dragonfly's room.
The competent man sat cross-legged on the carpet, pointed in front of him, and said, "Turn around and sit down with your back to me." ”
"Master, you don't want to suddenly hug me from behind and do something bad to me, do you?" The stone dragonfly clasped his hands to his chest, looking vigilant.
Shangguan's forehead was bruised: "I'll count three times, if you don't sit down, you won't want to learn ...... in the future."
"I'm sitting down!" The stone dragonfly immediately sat down with his back to Shangguan, turned his face around, and said with a flattering smile: "Master, don't be angry, didn't I sit down!" ”
"Humph!" Shangguan Nengren snorted coldly: "If you dare to play as a teacher in the future, you will be expelled from the division for the teacher, and don't want to see the teacher again in the future." ”
Seeing that Shangguan was serious, Shi Dragonfly was also a little scared, and nodded again and again: "Master, don't be angry, I don't dare, I will definitely listen to Master's words in the future." ”
"I hope you remember what you said." Shangguan said lightly: "I'm very busy, there won't be a next time." ”
"Yes." Shi Dragonfly was a little aggrieved, although she knew that Shangguan was very busy, but she just wanted to vent her resentment of being 'exiled' in the past few months, girls, especially beautiful girls, always have this right, don't they? But the competent person didn't give her this right at all, and the stone dragonfly could only swallow the grievances into her stomach.
Shangguan Nengren hummed lightly, and the palms of his hands were about to be pressed against the back of the stone dragonfly, but when he saw the thick sweater on the stone dragonfly, he frowned slightly. He wants to input his true qi into the back of the stone dragonfly through the palm of his hand, and then pour into the acupoints in his body, through the circulation of the true qi, let the stone dragonfly remember the operation of the true qi, but the barrier of this thick sweater is too large, I am afraid that it will cause errors in the operation of the true qi, in order to avoid this mistake, Shangguan can humanely: "Take off your clothes." (To be continued......)
PS: Thanks to 'Demon World Little Tiger' and 'Discontinued' for each tipping 100 starting coins, and thanks to 'Sun Shunshun' for rewarding 200 starting coins.