Sister Nun, this girl really persuaded her sister. The seemingly steady Director Zheng made such a rash decision, there must be some kind of cattiness in it.

"Protect the size, Lao Tzu still wants people to protect it. Lao Tzu is going to 100,000 mountains this time. Legend has it that no one has ever come out of the place when you go in, haven't you heard of it? Fang Ping'an scolded in his heart.

"Let's get in the car" Fang Ping'an pointed to the rear door, the car was sitting in a double row, the co-pilot was sitting in Zhao Meixia, and Han Xin was sitting alone.

And Zheng Dandan looked at Zhao Meixia and said slowly: "Ping'an, I want motion sickness, can I sit in front?" ”

Zhao Meixia smiled, understood her thoughts, and gave her the seat and sat in the back.

Zheng Dandan happily sat on the co-pilot, looking like a villain had succeeded in his conspiracy. Back then, she didn't have such a sense of accomplishment when she took the first place in the exam every year

The four of them on the road did not stop, but they stopped for lunch in the service area of the expressway, and then arrived at the border between the Shenzhou Kingdom and the Emerald Country after the evening.

When getting off the highway, there are many police officers outside the toll booth who are stopping cars to check their documents.

Fang Ping'an thought that he was checking his driver's license, so he glanced at Zheng Dandan and said, "You still called the police?" ”

"No, I'm scared of you, how can I really call the police. Besides, they have to check every car, what now? Zheng Dandan was also scared, she really didn't call the police, she caught Fang Ping'an driving without a license, she would be detained, and she was not stupid.

Some of the cars verified in front of them drove away safely and soundly, some returned the same way and were repatriated, and some cars were detained.

Finally it was Fang Ping'an's turn. A policeman saluted: "Sir, please show your ID card, driver's license, border control card." ”

"I forgot to bring it." Fang Ping'an said without thinking about it.

"Forgot to bring? Immediately call someone to help you deliver it, otherwise you will be charged with driving without a license and detained for 15 days and fined 2,000. After the policeman finished speaking safely, he said to the others in the car:

"There are three other gentlemen and ladies, please also show your ID cards and border control permits, otherwise you will be repatriated the same way."

"I didn't hear that I wanted a border guard." Several people were shocked.

"Now it's needed, several other countries on the border are ready to move, and many agents are active, and for the sake of national security, they have to be checked, if not, please return the same way."

Zhao Meixia and Han Xin both only have one ID card, and it seems that they can't pass the test. Fang Ping'an is even worse, and he will be detained if he can't pass the customs. Without a driver's license, no matter how good your driving skills are, you can't drive.

But Zheng Dandan took out her student ID, admission card, academic master's card, and scholarship card to prove that she is the most colorful flower of the motherland, but she is not an agent of another country, but these are useless.

Just as the police were taking out a small notebook and about to announce the result, Fang Ping'an suddenly handed him a certificate.

The policeman took it suspiciously, and handed it to his boss, who immediately saluted the other party after reading it: "It turned out that the chief arrived, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." We release it immediately. “

With this certificate, not only the driver's license has not been checked, but even the border defense certificate of the whole car has been saved, which is really useful.

Zheng Dandan couldn't help but say curiously: "What kind of certificate are you?" So amazing? ”

"My kindergarten diploma." Fang Ping'an smiled and said. "It's not comparable to your academic masters."

"I don't believe it. If you don't hit people, you'll die. Zheng Dandan's proud identity as a scholar has never been respected by Fang Ping'an.

After getting off the expressway, I traveled dozens of miles of mountain roads before I came to Baijiashan County, which is the southernmost county seat of Shenzhou Kingdom, and it is only a dozen miles away from the border.

Now that it was getting dark, I had to find a place to stay for the night before I could go to the Emerald Pit Mine the next day to buy rough stones. But they came too late, and the hotels were already full everywhere, and finally they found two standard rooms in a small hotel.

But there was a problem again when it came to dividing the room. The two rooms were originally very divided, one for two women and one for two men for one night.

But Zheng Dandan was hostile to Zhao Meixia and was unwilling to live with her, so he ran to Fang Ping'an's room.

Seeing that Fang Ping'an was taking a bath and Han Xin was watching TV, he said to Han Xin mysteriously: "Brother Han, I want to discuss something with you." ”

"Sister-in-law, I can't afford it, you can call me Long Legs or Han Xin. Just do what you are told. Han Xin stood up in horror.

"Okay, since you call me sister-in-law, should I sleep with your brother Ping'an, sister-in-law?" Zheng Dandan took it for granted to be a sister-in-law, but she was also very blushing, a little girl took the initiative to ask to sleep with a man, which was really a bit embarrassing, and her status as a sister-in-law was not recognized by Fang Ping'an.

"Yes. My sister-in-law should definitely sleep with Brother Ping'an. But ......"

"Don't do it. I'll sleep in this room tonight, and you go to sleep in the next room, and there's a mature beauty waiting for you. Zheng Dandan smiled sinisterly.

Her wishful thinking was to let Han Xin sleep with Zhao Meixia, no matter what happened, Fang Ping'an would no longer pay attention to Zhao Meixia, and she would have one less competitor.

And whether Fang Ping'an will do anything to himself, this question is not important, many girls in the class have boyfriends, and it is common to open a room outside, if Fang Ping'an really wants to turn himself into a woman, it is actually acceptable......

Han Xin looked nervous and said helplessly: "How can this be, the Zhao beauty next door is also a sister-in-law." No, yes or maybe sister-in-law. A friend's wife can't be bullied, let alone a sister-in-law. ”

"Cut, she is much older than Ping'an, and she is married, so she is not worthy of being your sister-in-law. Only I am worthy of peace, and the one I want to marry in the future is a genuine sister-in-law. Zheng Dandan was unconvinced.

"The women that the eldest brother likes are all sisters-in-law, and it has nothing to do with whether the woman is married or not. Many of the boss's lovers are other people's wives, no matter how they play, they can't have an accident, and if they are pregnant, they can be said to be the other party's husband. In Han Xin's heart, it is no problem for a woman like Zhao Meixia to be Fang Ping'an's lover.

"Hmph, you're all hooligans, you only know how to play with women." Zheng Dandan didn't expect these gangsters to be so messy, and they didn't have the love for talented men and women at all.

"Hehe, we're hooligans. Then don't you like Brother Ping An too? Han Xin said with a smile.

Zheng Dandan looked at the bathroom and knew that Fang Ping'an was about to come out, and she had to get the conspiracy done as soon as possible.

"Long legs, you hurry up. But I'll say you're insulting me. Zheng Dandan began to magnify his moves.

A little gangster, I don't believe it can scare you. Don't look at this girl as a scholar, but I also watch a lot of palace fighting dramas.

Han Xin was really shocked. "Sister-in-law, don't wronged me, I have a lot of respect for you. Okay, I'll go over right away. ”

But Han Xin is an old man, who doesn't know this little girl's tricks, and he also has a good way to deal with it. Han Xin walked to the door of Zhao Meixia's room, knocked on the door, and said, "Sister-in-law, Brother Ping'an asked you to come over." ”

Although Zhao Meixia has denied that she is not a long-legged sister-in-law, she is not disgusted by this title, she is a low-level person, and she is usually very afraid of these gangsters, but now because of Fang Ping'an, these people respect her, and there is also a sense of accomplishment invisibly, and these people will not dare to bully her again in the future.

So she opened the door and walked out.

"Sister-in-law, go quickly, Brother Ping'an is in a hurry." Han Xin smiled, took the opportunity to sneak in, and then closed the door.

Zhao Meixia was puzzled for a moment, so she had to come to the room where Fang Ping'an was.