Huang Xiaobao has lived for twenty-three years and is very satisfied with everything around him, except for this extremely vulgar name.

According to his old man's drunken words, when Huang Xiaobao was born, there was a style of costume dramas blowing in the mainland, and most of the costume dramas were changed according to martial arts novels, Jin Yong Jin Daxia is the leader among the authors of martial arts novels, the old man himself has no culture, but he likes to pretend to be elegant, and has always wanted to give his son a name that is the kind of hero who drinks and eats meat in a big bowl, he has thought of the names of big names such as Qiao Feng, Guo Jing and even Yang Guo, but it is worthy of' How awkward it sounded after the surname Huang, in the end, there was no way, so I could only learn from Wei Xiaobao.

Although Wei Xiaobao is not a hero, and his character is relatively dirty, he has seven wives, and this alone can kill all men in the world except Arab countries.

Huang Xiaobao's family is quite wealthy, the old man is an authentic Zhejiang businessman, in the early nineties he started with small commodities and copycat goods, and it took more than 20 years to have a large-scale company, mainly engaged in clothing, so unlike other college students desperately looking for a job, Huang Xiaobao did not have any employment pressure, and spent the last summer vacation of college on tourism.

Tibet, which is full of mystery, Guilin, which is the best in the world, and Jiuzhaigou, which maintains the original ecological style, have left his footprints, the last stop, he chose the destination on Jeju Island, and listened to Sun Ming, an iron buddy who has played since childhood, said that the scenery there is good, and there are many beauties on the beach, just to relax, go south and north for more than a month, and are really tired.

The sun is warm and the sea breeze is blowing.

The scenery here is really good, lying under the umbrella, drinking a cold drink, if you don't walk by from time to time a body like a second brother and a face like Jurassic, it will be perfect.

waited until the sun went down before Huang Xiaobao dragged his soft body back to the hotel.

I took a shower, put on my pajamas, and turned on the computer casually.

It is said that South Korea has the fastest Internet speed in the world, and since this is the case, it cannot be wasted.

Opening the gaming game platform, Huang Xiaobao looked at the friend bar, and it happened that there were several avatars lit, among which there was an ID called L.Apollo, Huang Xiaobao clicked on it.

“Hi？”

Soon, the other party replied to the message, also in English: "Long time no see." ”

Speaking of this L.Apollo, Huang Xiaobao and he have known each other for almost eight or nine years.

People who are familiar with Huang Xiaobao know that Huang Xiaobao likes to play games, especially real-time strategy games like interstellar and Warcraft, if you look at it from a normal point of view, his level is very average, but he can often rely on yin tricks to defeat people who are better than him, and over time, few people in the Internet café near the school are willing to play with him.

It didn't take long for the Internet to become popular, so Huang Xiaobao went to the battle network to grab the top of the mountain with the crowd, and later found out that there were still many people in this world after all, and he used countless tricks to still can't help but beat people with an orthodox brick, so he came up with a way, that is, to go to the first country to formalize and professionalize competitive games to learn from experience.

Of course, Huang Xiaobao never wanted to be a professional gamer, he just went to South Korea's battle.net to hang out, and when he was bored, he would casually go into a console to play a few games, and L.Apollo met at that time.

Although the other party's IP can be seen on the Gaming platform, Huang Xiaobao has never known whether this L.Apollo is a man or a woman, nor does he know which country he is from, because L.A's IP address has been changing, sometimes in South Korea, sometimes in Japan, sometimes in China, and even the United States on the other side of the Pacific Ocean has stayed for a while.

The two of them feel a little old at first sight in the game, Huang Xiaobao likes to make yin tricks, this L.A is even more yin than him, after a few fights, L.A added Huang Xiaobao as a friend, and made an appointment to abuse rookies together as long as they have time.

Huang Xiaobao was a little unbearable, saying that it was already very painful for those rookies to be killed by themselves, and now with you, it would be bad if you played a game to create a psychological shadow.

In this regard, L.A's explanation is that this world is like this, either you cut me or I cut you, one person is cut, two people are cut, and when you come out to mix, you have to be ready to be cut, and you are used to it, and when Saddam Hussein was cut by Bush Jr., I didn't see Bush Jr. embarrassed.

Later, there was an additional combination of Black Wind and Double Evil on the Gaming platform, these two only played 2V2, and finally played a little fame, many people automatically quit as soon as they saw the ID of Huang Xiaobao and L.A, which made the two almost endocrine disorders, which was repaid, and no one was left, so the two could only turn to Warcraft, and then to the later Dota, and now the masturbation.

In fact, Huang Xiaobao has always thought that masturbation is a game for elementary school students, he is a college student who plays such a game with **, but L.A is happy to do it, as long as there is time, as long as Huang Xiaobao is online, he has been gogogo non-stop, just like now, L.A said a long time after not seeing, Huang Xiaobao didn't have time to answer, and there were a few more words in the dialog box, gogogo!

L.A said go, Huang Xiaobao can only go.

After playing a few games, Huang Xiaobao was tired, so he said that I was going to sleep and was about to go offline, but I didn't expect L.A to quickly reply: "Are you in Jeju Island?" It is estimated that he saw Huang Xiaobao's ID, so he asked.

"yes, come and play for a few days."

"If it's such a coincidence, I'm also on Jeju Island."

Huang Xiaobao's fingers trembled, and he reported the name of his hotel.

L.A was silent for a moment, then sent a string of numbers.

Huang Xiaobao asked: What is this?

"Room number."

"Damn, you're in this hotel too?"

L.A was silent for a while and asked, "Would you like to have a supper together?"

Although the two have known each other for many years, they have never asked each other about each other's situation, whether they are men or women, how old they are, no one has ever asked, and they have never spoken to each other, if it weren't for Huang Xiaobao and L.A's English is quite passable, they don't know how to communicate, and now L.A suddenly said, I'm by your side, and Huang Xiaobao was stunned.

"How? Why don't you have a late-night snack together? I'm in for a treat. Seeing that Huang Xiaobao didn't answer, L.A sent another message.

"Yes, how do you connect?"

"Ten minutes later, you'll be waiting for me at elevator number one." As soon as he finished speaking, L.A's avatar turned gray.

Huang Xiaobao hurriedly changed into a clean skin and walked out of the room.

Ten minutes is not a long time, but it is not short, Huang Xiaobao thought of a very problem.

If L.A is a man, do you want to kill a rooster and burn yellow paper with him to worship a brother or something, after all, I have known each other for several years, and we met again on Jeju Island, no matter how you look at it, it is fate.

If L.A. is a woman, a woman... So how do you get along? Huang Xiaobao was ashamed when he remembered that when he was chatting with L.A, he had said that he would make a suggestion to Blizzard to change the image of the Terran nurse's sister, preferably to a bikini or something.

Just as he was about to die, there was a 'ding dong', the elevator door opened, and a petite figure came out.

Damn, it's really a woman, but there's something wrong with this woman, right? What kind of sunglasses do you wear in the middle of the night, so that you are not afraid of walking against the wall?

"You're yellowBB?" yellowBB is exactly Huang Xiaobao's ID on Gaming.

Huang Xiaobao nodded again and again: "You are L.apollo?" ”

"Just call me Sunny."

Sunny is wearing sunglasses, Huang Xiaobao can't see her appearance clearly, but she has a good figure, even a wide T-shirt can't hide her delicate figure.

Huang Xiaobao suddenly felt that this trip was worthwhile.

Although he habitually regarded Sunny as a man, he still smelled a faint fragrance when he sat beside her, not because of perfume, but a very inexplicable smell, Huang Xiaobao had never believed what was written in the book before, the fragrance of a woman, the fragrance of virginity or something, and now I finally understand.

However, Sunny has been wearing sunglasses, which makes Huang Xiaobao very uncomfortable, he said: "Why do you still wear sunglasses in the middle of the night?" Let's pick it up. ”

Sunny glanced thoughtfully at Huang Xiaobao and slowly took off his sunglasses.

It's not the kind of beauty at a glance, let alone the kind of beauty with big eyes and small mouth in the traditional sense, Sunny's appearance can only score seventy points, but the lips are quite sexy, especially the slightly raised arc at the corner of the mouth, which adds a bit of temptation. Confuse.

"It's beautiful, but don't worry, I've always treated you like a man." Huang Xiaobao thought that Sunny was a little inferior to his appearance, so he would bring sunglasses to go out.

Sunny's expression suddenly became strange, and he said, "You don't know me? ”

"Yes, we don't all know Eight. It's been nine years. ”

"I'm not talking about the vest in the game."

Huang Xiaobao's expression changed, and he looked at Sunny carefully, and finally shook his head and said, "I don't know, what's wrong?" ”

"Does Girls' Generation know?"

Huang Xiaobao sounded a little familiar, as if it was a Korean singing group, and after thinking for a while, he patted his thigh and said: "Girls' Generation, you know, it's the group that sings Nobody, I have many classmates who like them." ”

Sunny almost fainted to the ground, but it took a while for him to come back to his senses and gritted his teeth and said, "The group that sings Nobody is called Wondergirls, not Girls' Generation." ”

"Oh, it's almost the same, you know, Koreans all look the same, and the plastic surgery industry is developed, but then again, why are you asking this?"

Sunny suddenly felt that it was a mistake to know Huang Xiaobao for so many years, this bastard actually said that he had plastic surgery in front of him, this was absolutely unbearable, she stood up, pointed to her face and said, "Do you know how difficult it is to grow like me naturally?" Say I have plastic surgery? Which eye did you see that I had plastic surgery?! ”

"Okay, why are you suddenly angry? Uh..."Huang Xiaobao reacted at this time, "You, you are Korean?" ”

Sunny rolled his eyes and said, "Why else do I keep speaking English?" ”

"Japanese people don't know Chinese."

"My name is Sunny, Girlhood's Sunny, I'm a Korean, a Korean who doesn't have plastic surgery!" Sunny pointed to his face and said word by word.

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