[No. 0199 deception: call mom when you enter the door]
What's the toughest, the first time I came to the door, I called Mom! The other party didn't even know what Chen Qingyun's name was or what he was doing, and he didn't even know what his relationship was with Ye Dragonfly, so he dared to call his mother.
Zhang Mubai had to say in his heart: This guy is really a man!
A sentence can be a hot field, and a sentence can also be a cold field. Chen Qingyun's words were obviously used in the cold field, and the temperature in the room dropped at once.
Father Ye's face immediately sank, and he said solemnly: "Dragonfly, what's going on?" ”
In front of Father Ye, Ye Dragonfly didn't have to show his fierce side anymore, frowning, and really didn't know how to answer. Chen Qingyun's 'mom' was really sudden.
"Uncle, don't be angry yet. I'll have to explain this to you slowly. Zhang Mubai took the lead in picking up the conversation and glanced at Ye Dragonfly and Chen Qingyun.
Five people sat down around the coffee table.
Father Ye smoked silently and listened to Zhang Mubai's story.
"Uncle, in fact, there is one thing that Dragonfly has not told you. Actually, she already has someone she likes, and that person is Chen Qingyun. Last night, Dragonfly had already told me everything about them. For two people who love each other, I really can't bear to tear them apart. So, I decided to bless them. I hope my uncle can be like me and let the dragonfly choose his own happiness! ”
"Nonsense!" Father Ye slapped the coffee table vigorously. "Our family is a dragonfly. Xiaobai, why are you messing around. This marriage was made between me and your father, how can it be changed arbitrarily. Does your dad know about this? ”
"Uncle, does my dad know if this matter matters? Actually, I'm not optimistic about this marriage, except for a little friendship when we were children, we don't have any emotional foundation, how can we live together. Zhang Mubai patiently persuaded Father Ye.
Father Ye threw the cigarette butt on the ground, trembling with anger. As an older generation, he really can't understand these actions of young people. If it were them, the words of their parents would be equivalent to a holy decree, let alone resist, even that mind would not exist.
"Then you used to call every once in a while, and you said you liked dragonflies. Could it be that these are all fake? Father Ye asked.
Zhang Mubai smiled bitterly and said, "Uncle, that's because I was also forced." My dad would be there for me every time I called. You know his temper, and if I say something that upsets him, you can't just pull off your belt and whip me! ”
"Hey!" Father Ye let out a long sigh.
Things took a turn for the worse, and the atmosphere in the room cooled down again.
Ye Dragonfly knew that if his father didn't speak, it was a sign before he lost his temper. At this time, she had to ask her mother for help, but fortunately, her mother was still on her side.
Taking advantage of Father Ye's inattention, Ye Dragonfly secretly pushed Mother Ye and whispered, "Mom, you are here to say something!" ”
After all, Mother Ye and Father Ye are not in the same mind, so she has no disgust at all when it comes to Chen Qingyun. After all, this is the daughter's own choice. And this young man's mouth is quite sweet, as soon as he enters the door, he calls his mother, which is a little reckless, but it makes people's hearts warm, and he should be a very honest young man.
If Ye Mu's thoughts were known to Ye Dragonfly at this moment, Ye Dragonfly would have to faint on the spot. Can this guy still relate to the word honesty?
"Lao Ye, I see! We old people shouldn't ask too much about children's affairs. You see, both of them are against it, and we old people are still trying to make do with it. ”
Father Ye's eyes widened, and he said angrily: "You are a woman and a Taoist family, what kind of fun." Parents should obey their orders. It's not their turn to call the shots in this matter, so I'll give Brother Zhang a call. ”
Chen Qingyun has been honestly staying and not speaking, not because he doesn't want to speak. As the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent is invincible, and without knowing anything about Ye's father and Ye's mother, it is easy to make mistakes in making judgments easily. Therefore, he has always maintained a wait-and-see attitude, wanting to get to know the two old men from the side. The sound of 'mom' just when you enter the door is to make the situation white-hot at once, and people will only expose their weaknesses and shortcomings when they are angry.
This old man is not ordinary stubborn. And his old thinking is also quite old. It is estimated that there are very few old people who have this kind of thinking now.
If Father Ye was allowed to call, the situation would become uncontrollable again.
Chen Qingyun, who has some understanding, decided to start appearing to grab the gun.
"Dad, don't worry. Can you hear me a few words first? ”
Ye Dragonfly helplessly covered her head with her hands, this guy is the best of his own cooking. I guess I haven't done this kind of thing before, and this parent is too skilled.
Father Ye's eyes widened, he was not as good at talking as Mother Ye.
"I'm not your dad!"
"That's good. I'll call my uncle, too! Chen Qingyun smiled and gave in, got up and pressed Father Ye on the sofa again. Uncle, listen to me tell a story. If you still want to call, I won't stop you. ”
"Don't try to impress me with any nice stories. No matter what you say, I will not give you a dragonfly. "Father Ye is not stupid, he knows that Chen Qingyun is going to sensationalize.
He was wrong, though. Chen Qingyun usually only sensationalizes with beautiful women. Man, don't even think about it.
Chen Qingyun unceremoniously pulled out an eye from Ye's father's cigarette case, lit it, and said slowly: "Once upon a time, there was an old man. He had a very, very beautiful daughter, so beautiful that all the men in the village wanted to ask his daughter to be his wife. On this day, three men came to propose to the old man. The first man said: I have money, I have a lot of money. In the future, you can give your daughter good food and clothing, and when you are old, I can also provide for you in old age. You can eat whatever you want, and buy whatever you want. After saying that, he sent a sack of money. The second man said, "I am a great official, and I have a great right to divide the land for your family, as much as you want." After saying that, he took out many land deeds. The third man was empty-handed and had nothing. But he only said one word, and in the end the old man married his daughter to him. ”
I have to say that Chen Qingyun's storytelling skills are still good. After listening to the story, Father Ye immediately asked, "What did he say?" ”
"He said, I have nothing but one child." Chen Qingyun replied.
"What? There's something wrong with that old man! The man has children, why did he marry his daughter to him. "Father Ye's beard is almost out of breath, this kid has nothing to look for, right? Dare to make fun of yourself.
Chen Qingyun shook his head with a smile and said, "That old man has the same reaction as his uncle. But the man's answer was, "The child is in your daughter's womb." ”
"Oh, I see! No wonder? Father Ye touched his chin suddenly, suddenly stiffened coldly, and asked, "What did you say!" ”
"I'm in the same situation as the third man. In layman's terms, my uncle is going to be a grandfather, congratulations! Chen Qingyun said with a smile.
What a thunderbolt on a sunny day!
Father Ye immediately sat weakly on the sofa, his eyes glazed. Frightened, Ye Dragonfly glared at Chen Qingyun fiercely, this guy is too ruthless, he should always discuss this matter with himself. What if you make this stubborn old man angry!
"Dad, are you alright?"
As soon as he was called by Ye Dragonfly, Father Ye suddenly changed his senses, and a sad look immediately appeared on his face, and he scolded: "Don't call me Dad, I don't have a daughter like you." After speaking, he raised his hand and wanted to hit the leaf dragonfly. But the wrist didn't fall.
"Uncle, you can't blame dragonflies for this. If you want to fight, you can hit me! "How could Chen Qingyun bear to see Ye Dragonfly being beaten, so he had to stop Father Ye with his hand.
Father Ye was angry, and said angrily: "Which onion are you, dare to care about me teaching my daughter." I'm her son, you can beat her if you want to, why should you care! ”
"You are her son, she is my woman." Chen Qingyun refused to back down.
Chen Qingyun's words shocked Father Ye, the anger on his face slowly subsided, he sighed, and slowly pulled his hand back.
"Xiaobai! Uncle is sorry for you, it's because your uncle didn't discipline the dragonfly well. Let you be wronged, uncle apologizes to you! As Father Ye spoke, the old tears seemed to be a little uncontrollable and about to fall.
Zhang Mubai hurriedly said: "Uncle, where are you talking about?" Besides, I'm on their side. So, you don't have to feel guilty. Is it too late for me to be happy to see them together? You don't know, but I already have a girlfriend in the United States. ”
Ye Dragonfly said a hundred words, but he couldn't catch up with Zhang Mubai to say a word.
Father Ye nodded, lit a cigarette, and smoked silently. It seems very frustrating, and it is really unacceptable that an important event that has been weighing on my mind for many years suddenly ends in this way.
"Dragonfly, how many months has the child been? You kid, why don't you tell your mother if something so big happens? Mother Ye saw that Father Ye didn't want to speak, so she immediately took over the conversation.
I couldn't find the frustration of Father Ye on Mother Ye's face, but there was a kind of excitement. Suddenly, I knew that I was going to be a grandmother, and what I had been looking forward to for a long time was completed at once, can you not be happy?
The mood of the two old men is really one in the sky and one in the ground.
"Xiaobai, let's leave after dinner! Talk first, you kid come in with me! Father Ye stood up and walked into the study, and Chen Qingyun followed in.
Without Father Ye present, the atmosphere in the living room immediately improved a lot.
Ye Dragonfly, who had been afraid to speak just now, finally let go of his breath. Don't look at her very serious in front of her students, but when she arrives in front of Father Ye, she looks like a primary school student.
"Dragonfly, you should tell Mom quickly. What's that guy's name, how old is he, where he works, how long have you known each other, how many months have the child been......"
Good guy, Ye Mu asked at least twenty questions in one breath.
Before the matter is settled, you have to do a complete set of things. Lies need one lie after another to round them out. Ye Dragonfly pondered for a while, and seemed to answer any question well. Otherwise, Chen Qingyun is not present, and if he talks about it for a while, it will be very bad.
"Mom, you ask so many questions at once, where do I remember! Wait a moment for him to come out of the study, and let him answer you himself! "The leaf dragonfly played a trick and said.
"Alright! Then I'll just wait. Ye Mu replied with a smile.
"Mom, dad brought him into the study, did he go for interrogation? He's not going to be fine, is he? "My father knows best, and Ye Dragonfly is really a little worried that the two men should not make any unpleasant things in the study.
Ye Mu smiled and touched Ye Dragonfly's head: "You girl, what nonsense to say." Although your father is stubborn in the old tradition, he still knows how to do things. ”
Ye Dragonfly pursed her lips, obviously disagreeing with Ye Mu's words. If she had done things in a measured manner, she would not have asked her to marry Zhang Mubai so strongly.
The two of them chatted happily, but they put aside Zhang Mubai, who should have been a genuine uncle.
After a long time, Ye Mu realized that she seemed to be a little overjoyed, and said embarrassedly: "Xiaobai! I'm sorry, I just cared about chatting with Qingtian, and I forgot about you. Thank you yet for being willing to support Dragonfly. ”
"Auntie, I also hope to see dragonflies happy!"
The three of them chatted in the living room, glancing at the door of the study from time to time. Chen Qingyun and Father Ye have been in for a while, and they don't know what they are talking about. But fortunately, at least I didn't hear any noise, and it seems that the outcome of the conversation between the two should not be very bad.
Among the three people in the living room, the most nervous one is the leaf dragonfly. How Chen Qingyun talks to Ye's father will determine her happiness for the rest of her life.
After a long time, the door to the study finally opened.
Father Ye still had a straight face, and Chen Qingyun was still smiling. The two of them looked like this when they went in, and they still came out the same, so people can't guess what the outcome of their negotiations was?
Ye Dragonfly secretly cast an inquiring look at Chen Qingyun: How was the discussion, has it been solved?
However, Chen Qingyun ignored Ye Dragonfly and sat on the sofa by himself.
What the hell is this guy doing? Ye Dragonfly was very curious, but she didn't dare to show it too obviously, so she had to suppress the curiosity in her heart.
"Xiaobai! Have you really decided to match them? If you care about the child, I can get the dragonfly to knock the child off. After Father Ye sat down, he said coldly.
Father Ye's words came out, and Mother Ye immediately became angry.
"Lao Ye, are you old and confused, or did you let the donkey kick your head? Inside the dragonfly's belly is your grandson. Size is also a human life, how can you say such a thing? ”
Father Ye was immediately dumbfounded, he really didn't expect it. The daughter-in-law who did a very good job with three from four virtues dared to yell at him so much one day, and she was really stunned for a while.
Chen Qingyun took over the conversation with a smile: "Mom, you are too anxious. Uncle, I'm not done yet. ”
Ye Dragonfly was speechless, what kind of generation is this! A mother and an uncle, the two of them are not a family!
(To be continued)